KNOB OF THE WEEK
The award this week goes to Krusty Peter Wright. This is not based solely on his Premier League performances as the PL on its own means fuck all, its just a nice pay day for Twat Porter's clique, and those that kiss his hole and go back on their word like Rob Dross but those results form part of the overall reason. so lets look at the recent results in just the last 5 days alone
Monday- Players Champs #7 : Not only lost first round in the last 128, he was murdered 6-1 by a player who has not even got a tourcard who averaged 84
Tuesday - Players Champs #8 : Again he lost first round in the last 128, and again lost to a player who averaged in the 80s
Thursday - Premier League : Granted he was playing Luke Humphries, but he led 4-1 and then lost 5 on the trot
Friday - Euro Tour #3 : Led 4-1 on Clemens and loses 6-5
Wright was raped by Berry van Peer, as said, a player without a tour card , recovering from the made up symptom of "dartitis" and is a jobber in Modus. He got beaten by Lee Evans, and I am sure there is some joke in there, and tonight he lost to marshmallow man Gabriel Clemens, who is currently the greatest choker in the PDC by a country mile.
I have seen people compare the choking Hun cunt to players like Ian White, but as much of a choker White is/was, he at least won floor comps, Clemens is the worst. It took KotW winner Krusty to out choke Clemens for Clemens to fall over the line despite having the throw and starting with a maximum.
I know some dipstick will claim , ah but he is old and on the way down the rankings, but here is what annoys me, come next Thursday, those masochists tuning in will be told how the 8 players in the glorified, invitational, non ranking money making roadshow will have the "8 best players in the world". Are there people who actually believes that shit ? I and many others said last December that Weight should be nowhere near the PL, but because the old cunt dresses up like a spastic for mutants in the crowd, he gets in. Make no mistake, the Premier League is not based on merit, or ability, hunger or desire, but placating pissed up people stupid enough to part with their cash and then tell those stupid enough to believe it, that its "a Major". some people will believe anything.
I will not be watching next Thursday, I did not watch one second of this weeks event, why would I ?
This Premier League sill has another 7 weeks left. Even if you were not fed up seeing the same 8 players over and over for the last 11 weeks, seeing the same match ups, you have to subject yourself to the sound of Mardle spouting absolute bullshit, and thinking he is funny. The thought of him even existing sickens me at this point.
Anyone expecting me to comment on the non ranking roadshow where the scum of the earth pay top price for tickets to be subjected to violence, verbal abuse, flying pitchers of beer etc under the pretense of them being fans of a game supposedly watching an event that means nothing other than a healthy pay day for those in Twat Porters clique I did not watch so cannot comment.. I will tune in for the last week or 2 when the monotony of it is shaken up a bit when there is some minimal amount at stake.
And for anyone who claims it is a major, its not, a proper major is ranking, you only have to look at how Glen Durrant won this exbo a few years ago and then his game fell off a cliff, were it a ranking comp, the money on his OoM would have bought him far longer.
A mention for the mental mechanic James Wade who won possibly one of the most crucial games of his recent years, like Krusty he too has been losing a lot despite some solid performances, No one can deny the things he has done in the game,the 3rd most successful player in PDC history, yet somehow fails to get in to some peoples top ten, which is bizarre, and outside of Phil Taylor, no one has spent more time in the worlds top 10. Earlier this year whilst world #19 he made a claim that he would be back in the world's top 10 by the end of the year. Fast forward 3 months, and not only has he not climbed, he has dropped another 2 spots to World #21. He lost to Gurney in the last Euro tour, and to be fair it was a harsh draw when he could have got some home nation qualifier, but this week in the Players championships he went out first round on both days, which I believe is the first time he lost first round twice in a row for years. He lost to Jim Williams & Danny Lauby, and was in danger of missing the Matchplay for the first time since he joined the PDC, he was in the last spot in the race for the Matchplay heading in to his game against Mike de Decker who ironically was the player behind him in the ranking, and would overtake Wade. He could still miss the Matchplay, and this is where a player can disappear quickly when you fail to reach the majors, whilst those around you overtake you. Wade will be lucky to remain world #21, let alone get back to the top 10 if he don't get his act together.
Then I did write him off in 2017, and he returned and won 2 tv titles in a week in 2018, I wrote him off again in 2020 and he came back and won the UK Open in 2021, but this time, he looks done, especially with the quality of players coming through. The weird thing is Wade is years younger than Chizzy & Clayton and over a dozen years younger than Ando and Peter Wright. In fact Peter Wright did not even win his first PDC Tv title until he was 6 years older than what Wade is now. Wade has the temperament, ability, talent, but he was never a player that did a lot of practice and one could understand after almost 20 years the hunger is not there, especially as he has made 7 figures from the game.
MODUS
Last week I spoke how Modus and even the CDC were the best run orgs outside of the PDC, and sure enough both orgs then go post things on twitter that made me shake my head.
Modus posted this
How much influence do these people I have never heard of have ?
Secondly in what fucked up universe are those jobbers now considered professionals ? Outside of Pinocchio, what player on that list makes a living from darts ? Unless you are living on bread and rain water, living in a caravan in the shadow of a nuclear reactor, how in the blue fuck could those people be considered professional where they could live on what they make from the game.
What sort of sad bastard would then watch all those "influencers" in a singles competition ? Imagine advertising that, they should be ashamed of putting that on a stream. I thought first it was an older tweet from April 1st until I checked the date.
The CDC took a leaf out of the old BDO manual for making the most idiotic mistakes with online posters when they posted this
As I type this Alex Spellman has just hit a 9 darter in the above event, which I am watching live on youtube, That gave him a 4-2 lead, and he has just won 5-2 with a ton average.
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