Friday, April 5, 2024


KNOB OF THE WEEK.

 

I have said multiple times in the past outside of the PDC, that Modus Super Series is possibly the best organised darts circuit, and yes arguments can be made for the CDC in America and other orgs that have sporadic events, but Modus produce live streaming 6 days a week for the vast majority of the year, even if the majority of those watching are degenerate gambling addicted cunts who would bet on 2 flies climbing a wall and blame others for their addiction and failure as functioning human beings when they get upset over losing money they could not afford to gamble.

I can even tolerate Nicholson to point in this, and Glen Durrant is fast becoming my favourite on comms in all of darts, then to be fair the bar is not that high overall. However for all the good they do, that is not to say they don't completely fuck up and repeat the same mistakes over and over.
There has been players who had to not only qualify to earn a shot at Modus,whilst others are simply just offered spots, but some even after qualifying had to wait months on end to be given a chance to play, whilst Modus give preferential treatment to absolute cunts like the parasite, proven liar and useless over rated potbellied geriatric prick spineless Adams. The parasite is not alone either. Neil Duff, Pinocchio Sherrock, Rob Thornton, Teapot Osborne and Andy Hamilton who as fucked more pensioners than Harold Shipman all seem to get invite after invite whilst players more deserving and who have gone through qualifiers must wait months on end. I like Thornton and Osborne, but that does not negate the fact certain players get preferential treatment, even when they fail over and over. I have called out the PDC in the past for favouritism and will do the same for Modus.
Do those selecting the players seriously think the likes of that parasite, 2 faced lying sack of shit wrapped in skin Adams will draw more viewers to their stream ?
The answer is no, only 3 types of people watch Modus, those gambling addicted cunts who would watch anything in order to bet on it, true darts fans like myself who already know how shit parasite Adams is and have no desire to ever watch him and would prefer some younger player with potential be given the chance, and lastly family members and friends of the players, and that is getting smaller for parasite Adams.

In Modus there are 3 groups. Group A has 6 players where only one player qualifies, Group C also has 6 players, but 2 qualify, and Group B, which has only 5 players but 3 qualify for the finals night, guess which group they stuck the Rolf Harris lookalike parasite Adams in ? That's right group B and then that victim of mother nature Joey Deacon can try hoodwink people when the begging parasite gets through and pretend that the most over rated cunt in the history of the game is some type of great player.


PDC SHIT

Luke Humphries who was racking up Euro Tour wins for months finally won a TV major when he won the Grand Prix back in October.
He followed that up 42 days later with another ranking tv title in the Grand Slam of Darts.
One week later Humphries wins yet another ranking tv title in the Players champions ships final. At this point he won more in 49 days than what Bellyboy won in over a dozen years.
Humphries, not content with just that haul then follows that up 5 weeks later with the greatest prize in all of darts the World championship. It is obvious to everyone who the best player in the world is currently, well except to the worlds tallest midget, Michael van Gerwen who persisted to run his mouth stating how "people fear me", doubling down with other nonsense such as "if I play well I win". The rubber lipped Hunchback has such an ego he does not realize how retarded he sounds as well as acts and looks.

Humphries reaches the final of the UK Open, another TV ranking event, Humphries then last weekend not only wins the euro tour, but does so with the 4th highest comp average in history. Only now it starts to dawn on the hunchbacked prick MvG that Humphries might be the best player in the world. It must have hurt his pride to finally admit it as Luke Humphries ripped him a new asshole in the final of the Euro tour

Then we came to the glorified, invitational , non ranking exbo played in front of a full house, packed to the rafters for the most part with Mancunian scum. The moron on comms, I think it was Stuart Pyke was trying to convey his absolute shock how Humphries was 3-0 down to Bellyboy averaging low 80s as if this was some huge event. Here is a guy who won 4 ranking tv titles, multiple ranking euro tours, and reached the final of another ranking comp in the UK Open,  a player who has pocketed in the region of one million quid from ranking events in the last 6 months alone and Pyke upset how he is not getting motivated for a 17 week non ranking invitational exbo that is not important.
Sky went berserk for the 9-darter that Price hit on his way to the final. They replayed it over and over, but do you know what they did not show ? They did not show the scum crowd that were fighting in the stands whilst the 9 darter was being hit, or show how throughout the night people with children in the crowd were being bombarded with pitchers of beer and other objects. The PDC or Sky simply wont acknowledge this, the PDC do not care, just get the scum in, pack them in tight, charge them a fortune for tickets, feed them drink at extortionate prices, let them run amok and never acknowledge the problems. One night some poor fucker will be stabbed or killed and the PDC who have allowed this environment to fester will act like they are surprised. I consider myself a darts fan and I would not attend a PL night even if they paid me to attend, let alone gave me free tickets. Fuck that !

Another player who I am fast taking a dislike to is that dwarf cunt from the Valleys who has an excuse for everything. Price is a good watch, but an atrocious loser who makes excuse after excuse for every defeat. If its not the temperature in a building, its the fans, or its the travel, . Here is a guy who likes to portray this image of a hard man ex rugby player, who is soft as shit running to instagram sobbing every time he gets beaten.  This week after he lost, and went as usual to instagram wrote "Final was spoilt before a dart was even thrown but that's what happens". You could say if he was referring to the scum crowd, he might have a point, but he followed that comment up with ''Great crowd and amazing atmosphere. Thanks Manchester,'' so it was not the crowd. Who knows what upset him, it will be something else next week when he loses, and the same the week after.

John Part should never, and I mean never shown on TV with his shirt tucked in with that gut hanging out, some people get home late from work and could be eating. Show him from the chesticles up or at least have him wear the shirt loose and hanging and not tucked in, and most certainly not from the side .

Six years ago today, April 5th , Eric Bristow passed away. My favourite player of all time, the first true superstar, and even after he packed up competing, his commentary was second to none, and his slating of the BDO every Xmas and New Year was comedy gold. You would wonder what he would think of the players today like Price who constantly makes excuses, the entitlement of those like Bellyboy.

 

Could you imagine his opinion on the whole fiasco of guys like Noah and Victor pretending to be women players and him riling up the woke cunts

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Roll on the players championships...

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