KNOB OF THE WEEK
If ever there was proof that Neil Duff is a jobber, pretending to be a world champion because he won some 2 bit amateur that some useless fucker had to win anyway, where they masquerade as a world champion, It would be like modus calling it itself a World Championship, calling it so does not make it so. The WDF "world champion" rocks up to an over 50s event and gets turfed out by a guy that the vast majority of people never heard of. How many darts fans knew who Richie Howson is, or was before the pensioner shit started ?
The best part was Duff leaving the stage , Duff in a Huff. He was not the only one either, the parasitic spineless cunt Adams also left the stage in rapid time, and in a foul humour, which is always a joy to see. Painter another moaning git who di not take defeat well. You would think the fucker would be well used to it by now.
Even by BDO/WDF standards is Duff the worst pretend "world champion" ever ? or is the weeping roofer Wayne Warren worse ? Maybe the obese attention whore with the invisible dog Mitchell ? Or Goldfish mouth Kist, or a parasite that hung around for quarter of a century waiting for everyone of note to fuck off or die so he could take advantage ? Its a long line to chose from.
I watched some Modus this week , mostly on fast forward, but have to admit the Monday and Tuesday looked to be top quality with decent players, lots of averages in the high 90s and a few over the ton mark. This is what happens when you invite those players currently in form, those with potential etc. the way it should be. Alas it was not to last, as next week Pinocchio gets yet another invite despite me only writing only recently how she bombed again in her latest invite. Like the Parasite Adams, Neil Duff and others, she seems to get invite after invite, where far better, and more deserving players get ignored. Has Beau Greaves, a far superior player than Pinocchio ever been invited ? If not, why not ? Unlike Pinocchio Greaves has actually won a munters World title, and is battering Pinocchio on a regular,especially in the PDC munters series.
As I said weeks ago guys like Conor Heneghan who has hit multiple 9 darters and has been more successful than the other Irish player Duff, has to qualify, yet Duff get repeated invites. Greaves the vastly superior player to Pinocchio cannot get a game whilst Pinocchio gets the preferential treatment.
OTHER SHIT
Another ex bdo jobber that mushrooms love to hype is the taffy twat Jim Williams. One in a long line of over rated useless cunts in the vein of Scott Mitchell and multiple other failures. This week he withdrew from the Euro Tour, which begs the question why enter the qualifier in the first place ?
If he was sick, fair enough, but he pulled out and instead is playing in some ADC or local type shit. I bet Alan Soutar who Williams beat to qualify for the euro tour he withdrew from can not be happy,Its not like Soutar stepped in to replace him either.
The biggest shock result of the week was in the Munters Series in the battle of the Bo's, as Bo Selecta beat Honey Monster, a freak result in many ways, but Honey Monster came storming back and won the next event in a series she completely dominates.
Sadly the sweaty , head shaking ex postman and all round miserable cunt Barney secured his Matchplay spot Friday night in the Euro tour.
And lastly how tacky did that pensioner shit look,
