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KNOB OF THE WEEK.
The award goes to those hurt by mother nature, those with an imbalance of chromosomes, those sad lonely mutants, those out of shape, out of work, mushrooms, that still cling to the make believe glory days of the BDO, who try to rewrite history concerning the standard of the BDO, when irrefutable evidence proving its lack of quality stares them in the face. Those that hype the most over rated jobbers in the history of the game using random matches to try validate their nonsense.
for example, how often will you see a mushroom speak how Geert de Vos once averaged 113 or whatever it was in a Grand slam, ignoring he was already knocked out, or how the PDC boards had bigger trebles, yet time after time when a BDO player played on them could not get the high averages.
When Wayne Warren would rock up to the slam and get battered the excuse was he never practiced, and so on.Now the PDC use the Winmau boards with the so called smaller trebles, the standard keep increasing, that always stumps them. Still I am sure it wont be long before we are told by these mentally stunted cretins Winmau now make tv boards for the PDC now, its only a matter of time before some illiterate monosyllabic grunting abortion survivor utters this as an excuse.
I watched this again out of boredom, and to be fair it was a decent standard, however the comms rimming of Bellyboy the mumbling cunt is getting ridiculous. Can comms climb any further up his fat hole ? On the plus side its always good to see hunchback MvG getting beat. I will never tire of that. I wonder how that "people fear me" thing is going now ? As for Clayton who was hammered by Gerwyn Price he did not take his hammering well and posted this.
To me it just seems like bullshit seeing as he still averaged over a
ton, had it been far lower he could have used it as an excuse, but he
played well but Price was vastly superior and deservedly won. Faster
this thing finishes the better, finals night should be good but until
them its monotonous and individual great performances won't mask this.
That moron Mardle claimed this week he was one of the world best for a decade, how delusional is this moron ?
Also making the news this week was Adrian Lewis who announced he was taking a break for a while via twitter, checkout this reply.
And it was not the first time I spotted wrong calls on the odd times I watch. Quantock lost that leg and the game and missed out on qualifying.
I saw one site that purports to be a darts news site publish their top ten list of all time, and whilst this will always be contentious for many , these clowns not only had Lowe above Bristow, they even had Barney above MvG.....an ex postman with just a solitary world title who has not won a ranking tv major in 15 years. Bob Potter cups mean fuckall, not a single one of them since the split is worth a fuck, when Neil Duff, Scott Mitchell Mark Webster, Christian Kist and Wayne Warren can win them anyone can,even the Carpenter with a beard so manky it makes Shitlock look presentable won 2 of these tin pots with averages in the mid 80, a giggling parasite won 3 of these mickey mouse titles, falling over the line against a pub player even though he was six sets up, in another he beat a guy with less tv titles than Mardle, and in another beat a guy who could not even count. Look at the array of jobbers that won them Andy Fordham who played old women for a pound a leg in pubs, before drinking himself to death, Tony David who lived in fear of being hit with a bounce out in case he bled to death, Hankey a rapist, Klaasen another sexual predator, Burnett and Wallace both pissheads like Fordham so Bobs salmonella centre bar was like Mecca to them. John Part needed only an 82 average to beat a guy with a broken fucking back. Walton who has less charisma than Wez Newton on quaaludes, even the adulterous head shaking postman won 4 of these. I like Beaton but lets be honest, he is the ultimate clogger.The only thing Mark Webster won in his entire PDC career was a solitary players championship.that's it...one.
Durrant gets a bye as he has always referred to himself as Lakeshite champ and played down the so called world part, and rightly so,even if he is not even the best player from Middleboro, as Osborne unlike Durrant won a ranking premier event in beating Phil Taylor in the final, even Durrant acknowledged this. Its only people like Mardle who try brainwash people these players were valid world championships, the fools will lap it up, anyone with a modicum of intelligence, knows otherwise.
In fact a basic PDC euro tour is of a far higher standard, with a better quality field than any Lakeshite Bob potter Cup and these days it pays more also.The same euro tour that the likes of the obese farmer Scott Mitchell could not qualify for once in his entire 2 year dismal run in the PDC.
, but had no problems winning a Potter Cup
I am sure I have written enough here to upset those who winge about me constantly, a group of genetic defects that include a homosexual aborigine who has to use his bosses internet on his break from mopping piss, cos he cannot afford his own, a pygmy prick who spends his time contacting admins on forums crying how he is the victim of hate crimes when it was pointed out how he treated his own brother like shit, before the brother drank himself to death abandoned by his family,but somehow his brothers death is all about him, then there is one of Pinocchios ex boyfriends a fat little cunt that tries desperately to always fit in everywhere and fails, who has been quiet lately since his beloved Arsenal fucked up their title challenge and killed off a dying forum. There are a couple of others but mentioning them would only give them the attention they crave, hence why they stalk me on twitter. When these disturbed mutants read this they will report this blog again, all the while claiming to never read it, and if taken down I will just start another. Besides, crying about me on forums I dont post on is their life.
Have fun, cos I know I will.Maybe I should have written this blog after I got home from the pub instead of earlier in the day, and could have added some venom, but don't worry, folks I wont drink myself to death.
Dan Dawson's bias is now reaching retarded levels, and whilst I am also a fan of a lot of his favorites such as Gilding, Dirk etc there is a point where letting your favoritism cloud your judgement shows how retarded you can be. Take this tweet from him this week
Dirk, has won just 6 floor titles in his whole career,just six, never mind he has never won a proper major, or even a single "Premier Event", Dirk has never even won a euro tour and the Oxfam model is putting him up there alongside MvG or as he put it "in the discussion". This is a prime example of when you suck up so much you let the most blatantly obvious things cloud your judgement. He even had Dirk ahead of Noppert, yes, the same Noppert that also won a handful of floor comps, but Noppert won a proper ranking Major on TV in the UK open. Roland Scholten won a proper Major also in he UK Open, was a former Premier League player, and even reached 2 quarter finals in the World championships, something Dirk has not matched, but 6 floor titles seemingly trumps this now.
Dirk might eventually win a major, but the same was said about Bellyboy, and he went without for over a decade. Until Dirk wins a proper major, the history books will show Noppert and Scholten won the bigger titles.
As for saying Dirk is up there with MvG thats like saying Ian White who won 10 floor titles, and 3 euro tours, must be up there with Taylor. This is the kind of stupidity I would expect from some clown on a forum, but Dawson who is involved with the PDC should know better.Dave Chisnall for example won 14 floor titles, 4 euro titles, is he up there with Taylor ? Of course not.
The problem is people like Dawson spout this bullshit of the cuff as if their uneducated opinions are some sort of fact, and what is even worse, misinformed morons lap that shit up and treat it as it were some undeniable truth. You only have to look at the mushrooms who bought every bit of nonsense they were fed over the years. Look at Modus for example, who keep on inviting people like Adams the parasite, bottler O Shea, Daryl Fatton back time and time again as they were brainwashed in to thinking they we top players cos they took part in glorified pub comps with the now dead bdo.
Its like when I hear Wayne Warren, or Neil duff or Scott Mitchell referred to as a former "world champion", and smirk to myself knowing there are simpletons out there that actually believe that which only dds to the hilarity of it all.
Whilst I am thankful the BDO is dead, a little part of me, even for only minor brief periods sort of miss it if only for the comedy it provided, and the way their hoodwinked fans would genuinely believe those jobbers were something more.
I had little interest in this mainly because I was watching the euro football, and was a great night of results, as whilst the Hammers were rattling in 4 goals against Gent, Bellyboy was leaving with zero points, and when Man Utd were being turfed out of European football , the hunchback MvG was jobbing in front of his home crowd. The only thing that would have topped off a great night would have been if Price had won the night, but was not to be but Price did garner 3 points and went top of the table. Not sure how many nights are left but it has become boring as fuck.
Take a look at these fucking mutants who claimed to have done "a 3-year ethnographic study at a range of live Professional Darts Corporation (PDC) events across the globe. Look at what this 3 years of study allowed them to find out. What insight, we would have never known otherwise.
I decided to give this a watch last Monday mainly because Chris Landman, who days earlier had reached the final of a players championships, so watched only the games that he played. I know a lot of PDC haters were hoping he would fail so they could use any failure of his to validate some claim that Modus was just as tough to win, but sure enough his brief run of form continued and romped home monday with 5 wins, and by Wednesday won the entire group.
The thing is a lot of players can go on a good run have a great day or weekend etc, but it will always come down to consistency, even that mullet topped spaz Danny Jansen won a floor comp, the lowest senior pdc comp there is, even if Dan Dawson thinks winning 6 of them puts you in the discussion with MvG. When I saw the groups for Thursday and Friday, which is the shit unable to get out of group A, then joined by the likes of Ton y O Shea and Kai Fan Leung, there was no chance in hell I would watch that shit. I saw this posted online and it did not surprise me
winning 4-0 with a 63 average............fuck that, and I bet the useless cunt will be invited back again, Modus are worse than the BDO and its mushrooms for living in the past and thinking this clown has any value and its all one nostalgia buzz.
Tonight I will be watching the CDC darts from North America where Canada takes on the USA in the border challenge rather than watch that modus, would rather listen to a nauseating yank than listen to that gimpy mouth sad cunt Joey Deacon and the darts cannot be any worse than modus, it might even be better.
Thankfully the PDC will be providing another weekend of the euro tour, and lastly, lets hope Uncle Barry really does go after the little cunt
