It is no secret to anyone that reads this blog how I utterly despise cunts like Bellyboy and Luke Humphries who have won fuckall of note in the game with their over inflated egos and delusional ideas of their own self importance, thinking they should be selected for tv events without a proper major between them.
Only 2 years ago the fat cunt Bellyboy threw a strop because he was not selected for the Premier League, and even made the retarded claim he was "better than half those" in the starting line up. The ten players selected had all won a TV title of some description. Of course the fat cunt never mentioned who these players were. Humphries has not been shy to run his mouth either, but when it comes to entitlement, ego, delusion, and getting unwanted invites and favoritism, no one can hold a candle to the head shaking adulterous, sweaty prick Barney.
Here is a guy that has dined out for over a decade, on favoritsm, undeserved wildcards, selection for the Premier league, preferential treatment all on the back of a single solitary World Championships over 15 years ago.
This sweaty greedy cunt has not won a ranking TV title of any kind since 2007, yet was still getting PL invites up until 2019. Then in his child like mentality after getting yet another televised battering of MvG....the true greatest Dutch dart player ever, the miserable cunt decided he was going to quit, thinking he could sponge of the fans some more on the exbo circuit, after he milked yet another Premier League invite obviously, and by sucking up to Phil Taylor, but Covid put an end to that Exbo dream, and with an ex wife to support, a new thatched head to pay for, and a new girlfriend who loves him for his stunning good looks, charming personality and eternally optimistic outlook on life, he needed money, so back to Q-school for him with his tail between his legs, all his dreams squashed. I would not be surprised if he went begging for a free automatic tour card to PDC management at the time.
Last week he played in 2 Euro tour qualifiers, 3 players championships and a World Series qualifier and these were his results.
ET #12 - Lost in the last 192 to Pinocchios latest fat boyfriend.
ET #13 - Lost in the last 48 to Daryl Gurney,
PC #22 - Hammered in the last 128 by Wattimena who averaged in the 80s
PC #23 - Lost in the last 128 to Max Hopp who is in a slump
PC #24 - Lost in the last 128 to Shaun Wilkinson. Not a single win in 3 days of players championships
World Series Qualifier - Lost in the last 128 to Lewy Williams
Money earned- £0
Euro tours qualified for - ZERO
and failure to qualify for the World series finals.
He the did an interview where he said playing in qualifiers was humiliating. No one put a gun to his sweaty re-thatched head and forced him to return, the prick. He then said " I think I am the oldest player here at 55 years old. And it often feels like I'm back to square one."
Firstly, like everyone else who won a tour card, this is what is expected of all players, does he think this is now beneath him like he is some royalty in the game ?
Secondly, Steve Beaton is even older, he is not crying and looking for sympathy of any cunt, Beaton is a professional in his manner, he does his talking on the board, and he had no difficulty qualifying for not just one, but both Euro tours, which made the sweaty postman's crying all the more ridiculous.
I wish the cunt had stayed retired, he might have won a fabulous World title all those years ago, but for the decade and a half afterwards, he has been one miserable, sour faced, whiny sack of shit who is always crying about something. Is it any wonder we have a new generation of entitled cunts like Bellyboy and Humphries who have inflated egos when Barney was setting the trend.
On the topic of entitled cunts, that fat Andy Fordham lookalike Bellyboy, he announced this week "I am getting sick and tired of not doing what I know I am capable of." No shit ! Guess what you cunt, we are all sick of you mumbling incoherently how you are a top player, sick of the comms rimming your fat arse, before you inevitably shit yourself and exit the comp. Go and win a world Series event, a meaningless trophy, you can pretend to yourself its a major.
WORLD SERIES
The latest one of these glorified invitational exbo took place early Friday morning our time. There were a few upsets with Haupai Puha who played very well dumping out Jonny Clayton, and Simon Shitlock dumping out last weeks KotW winner Wade, if only a shock based on world rankings, though I was told its ok for Wade to go out early in comps because his wife gave birth. Somehow this means the lazy fucker can rock up to comps and go out first round and he is not to be criticized for his shit performances.
The PDC who are still trying to hoodwink people in to believing Pinocchio is a good player, and still rabbit on about supposed glass ceilings posted this ridiculous tweet.
The only upset is the upset with the cunts who gave her the undeserved invites.
Mathers missed 10 match darts and still won with ease, in fact should have won 6-0, and Pinocchio had the lowest average of the 16 players. Comms told us she was having an "off day". People are sick of this shit from the PDC.
I know there is some men out there, the type that sit down to piss who think any criticism of a woman is somehow sexist, because they have been brainwashed into thinking munters are exempt from any criticism, but the reality if she is not good enough regardless of her gender.
Would a multiple time q-school failure be getting all these invites and hype if they were male ? Of course not, its gender preferential treatment for a player that is simply not good enough regardless of gender.
I have said before I don't blame Pinocchio for accepting the invites, the issue is the suck up cunts offering all these undeserved invites to a player who is clearly out of their depth, because a couple of years ago she beat some cunts who choked against her.
On the topic of munters, Uncle Barry this week spoke how the PDC need more entries from the munters in the munter series to validate its continuation. Firstly there should be no series for one specific gender in a code that purports to be unisex. So any inbred simpleton who wants to bandy about the sexist card take it up with the PDC.
People can come up with any deflection excuse, reasons for the need for munters etc, but the reality is the PDC is a business, and if the munters game is not profitable it should be knocked on the head and thankfully the PDC are starting to grasp this. If munters are not entering then they can blame themselves if it ends.
This is not the first time the PDC started events for the cunts who then would not enter, remember the ill fated PDC Munters world championships won by Stacy Bromberg, where players like Bulldyke Gulliver would not enter ?
Currently the munters have their own matchplay, and a complete munters series, so then they should also have their own world championship and have the main tour for the men, and could even have a couple in the Slam for their munter series winner, matchplay winner and munters world champion, but giving them preferential treatment in a unisex code makes the PDC the sexist ones.
It is so bad these days that feminized dopey pricks think any criticism of a shit player is sexist if the player is a female. Check out this brain donor.
Seems simply stating how a tour card holder beating a multiple tour card holder is not an upset now makes the Jetze a bigot according to this moron, this is the levels of brainwashing, and stupidity from some of these inbred cunts.
The game of the first round was Gerwyn Price and Hector Cake Heta, where Price missed double 12 to win the game with a 9 darter.
WORLD DARTS FAILURES.
Have you lost your tour card, not good enough anymore for the PDC these days ? Fret not, simply rock up to a WDF event and you could win it such is the shit standard.
The Dutch Open was won by Jelle Klaasen who could not keep his PDC tour card.
The Belgian Open was won by Wesley Plaiser who has done fuck all on the Euro tour
The Australian Open was won by Raymond Smith, another player that won nothing in the PDC, even beat the WDF Lakeshite winner Neil Duff on his way to that title
The Antwerp Open was won by Jamie Lewis who was hitting averages in the 40s when he lost his PDC tour card.
Speaking of the Antwerp open, some jobber took out 58 in 2 darts to win his game and celebrated by throwing the dart in to the markers leg. The marker did not complain but the player was turfed out anyway, according to Brian Raman.
Sadly this month all we get from the PDC are glorified exbos, the development tour and the munter series but it is darts so there will never be a shortage of some player making a complete knob of themselves.
