Friday, April 22, 2022

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

At the time he most needed a win in the Premier League, he drew James Wade, a player that up to around 2 years ago won 17 of the 21 encounters between them, and whilst Bellyboy did add a couple of wins in recent years. This week Wade was far from his best averaging a measly 89, and he still won. The entitled cunt Bellyboy could not even beat that. This is the same entitled prick who publicly cried before the 2021 Premier league how he was better than half of the players in the premier league, despite every single one of the ten selected ahead of him had won a TV tile of some sort. Prior to this years selection the entitled cunt ran his mouth yet again how he should be in, and he was selected, no doubt due to him reaching the World Final, yes the same world final where he shat himself and lost that too.
He has a history of failure, and now is the only player of the 8 that has not won a weeks event, and I reckon that added pressure will make him buckle more. To hear that whale cunt rant on about how he "should be" in the Premier League is sickening when you know he will shit himself whenever the pressure is added. How someone that has won absolutely nothing of note in the game can have such an inflated opinion of himself is testament to the size of his ego.You only have to look at his cherry red bloated face whenever he is in a tight match or last leg decider, you see his resignation to defeat all over it.
I don't mind ego in a player, in fact my favorite player ever Eric Bristow was an opinionated fucker, with a huge ego, but he earned the right to it, even Gerwyn Price who many did not like initially backed up his mouth and won proper majors, but for Bellyboy who has won nothing for him to not only think he is better than players that achieved more than he ever has,but to publicly say it just shows what a total cunt he is.

As for people like Wayne Mardle, Rod Stupidd, Stuart Pyke and every other brainwashed imbecile who tells viewers over and over how his time is coming, just fuck off, ye were saying that over 10 years ago when he first won a players champs, and in that time his biggest ranking event he has won was a euro tour....just 3 Euro Tours in a decade.That is it.
When you factor in the number of TV competitions from the ranking Majors, to non ranking comps and glorified exbos like the Premier league, his efforts are more embarrassing.
He is only one year younger than MVG and look what MvG won in the last 10 years since Bellyboy arrived on the scene.
In those last 10 years, a total of 20 different players have won what the PDC call a "Premier event", a televised competition, yet this fat cunt thinks he better than others, deserve to be in the Premier league, and gets invites to all six world series events. No one rewards failure more than the PDC it seems.
He is obese, over rated, ignorant  and totally unlikable....only fitting he reminds me of another  person with the same characteristics 

PDC PREMIER LEAGUE.

Week 11 started with the sulky liar Ando, playing Clayton in Aberdeen. Clayton was only averaging in the 80s and still led 4-2.  Clayton then found some form and saw of the bottom player 6-2....good riddance Ando, sick of the sight of him stinking up this event ever week.
Next up was pretend Scot, Krusty, why anyone would choose to pretend to be Scottish is a weird one. Krusty and Cullen were breaking throws but at 4-3 down Krusty woke up and broke and the game then went to a last leg decider which Krusty won with ease.
Then we got Bellyboy and Wade, a game Bellyboy had to win, and despite playing shit Wade missed tops to break for 2-2 but did break to level the game 3-3. The legs went with throw to the last leg decider with Wade with the darts and he won as the choking Bellyboy had nothing.
Last up was MvG and Price, and the first 4 legs were even, but MvG found form and ran out a comfortable winner, and had an average of almost 107. The top 4 in the table all won, the bottom 4 all lost, and Wade and Krusty on equal pointsat that stage both gained an extra 2 more points on Price and Cullen. Ando and Bellyboy were fucked.


In the first semi, Krusty started the stronger and led 3-1, and missed a dart to break for a 4-1 lead. Clayton then missed a dart for him to break and 3-3, but Krusty held for 4-2 and then Krusty missed multiple darts for 5-3 and Clayton broke for 4-4 and he held for 5-4. Krusty held and another last leg decider for the night.Clayton missed 2 match darts but got another visit and took the win. He was booed for beating 2 "Scots", one a lazy sulky useless bastard, another a guy in his 50s dressed as a clown who only claimed to be Scottish years agoto get on tv in the World cup years ago.
In the other semi final Wade who was awful against smith but won anyway was playing MvG, this I thought wold be a proper mauling. When Wade missed 3 darts at a double to hold and MvG broke, somehow Wade broke back, but MvG made it 3 breaks as Wade was even worse than MvG, yet somehow Wade missed tops for a 4th consecutive break, and MvG led 3-1,. Wade held twice to trail 5-3 but MvG broke Wade taking out 90 on the bull for a 6-3 win. so the final would be the top 2 in the league, and the winner of the nights final would top the league.
Clayton had the darts, and despite being second best held twice, but MvG broke in leg 5 with 18, double 19, double 19, after Clayton missed the bull to hold.Clayton missed double 12 for the break back and 3-3,MvG held for 4-2 and was averaging 108.With Clayton throwing to hold the scum in the crowd continued their booing of Clayton. Clayton held, and then took out 88 in 2 darts to break for 4-4. Clayton them missed 2 to hold and MvG broke. Hunchback missed the bull for the win, and Clayton took out 84 to break in 2 darts. This was yet another last leg decider, Clayton with the darts took out 82 in 3 darts. A quality match with both averaging well in excess of a ton.
The scum booed Clayton non stop cos he beat 2 supposed "Scots", and Clayton in his interview should have ripped in to the crowd, fuck this thanking the crowd bullshit, speak out.
They finished off the night of darts showing clips of speedway, one of the most stupid sports I ever seen, and mostly followed by inbred cunts.
You would think all the dart fans tuning in to watch...wait for it..darts, would prefer to see more clips of darts, and not speedway.
Before the Premier League kicked off I spoke how instead of 8 players, the PL should have contained 12 players. Then 8 of the players could play week one....the four first round losers, are then replaced the following week by the 4 that missed out on week one, and in week 2, the four losers are replaced, and so forth....
Then after say 12 weeks, the bottom 4 in the league table are fucked out.
This serves 2  purposes, firstly if creates some drama after 12 weeks when it starts to get stale, and secondly it would allow for 4 extra players being involved, maybe Jose, Cross, Dimitri, Aspinall.
I firmly believe as good as this years PL has been, and is an improvement on previous years, it still needs some tweaks and adjustments.

CROWD BEHAVIOUR

In what is hardly breaking news , there were more reports of the crow at a PL night behaving like scum. As said this is old news, and something that has been going on for a few years now. Firstly what happened to Clayton with the booing was unfair, but without those fans paying for the tickets there would be no Premier League for him to be booed in, no 6 figure payouts, no £10k bonus for winning the night. Now before some simpleminded twat thinks I am defending the crowd, I am not, the players getting booed is a small price to pay for what they can get, my issue with the crowd is how they are treating other people who bought tickets.  If you are getting soaked with beer thrown at you, having to avoid groups of scumbags fighting, and acting like utter scum, then those people who attended for a night of darts wont return, and who could blame them. That behaviour is going to drive away the genuine fan, until you are left with the scum of society thinking they can do whatever they like.

EURO TOUR
Just the main things that stood out.
Dan Dawson looks more like a homeless cunt each week and this week looked like some fucker that got out of a dinghy and getting a clothing parcel.
During the Waites march he proceeded to call Waites a former 2 time champion in the WDF....not the BDO....the cunts are trying to rewrite history now.
Chris Dobey did a wonderful Bellyboy impression, after he shit himself in typical Dobey style. The guy with less personality than a toothbrush missed a couple of match darts for a 6-3 win and I knew he would choke. MvG held and even in the last leg decider with the cardboard cut-out  having the darts he threw like a complete choker who had given up. MvG won 3 games to reach the semis and averaged well over a ton in all 3.
As it was Barbara the twink, Krusty, and the Sugar Dodger had been turfed out, and Dobey blew a golden chance.Price withdrew, and there was no Ando or Wade involved, and inevitable Bellyboy would choke, so the chance of lesser players making the semis was now on.
I am sure the inbred cunts who cry incessantly about the same 8 players would find something else to now complain about.
The highest average of the comp was Schindler who averaged 109.24 in his hammering of Searle.
In the first semi final, Heta took on Lukeman who loves showing his fat belly to the crowds, and they seemed to take to him. Once Lukeman got the break he held on to his throw with relative ease, even if he did little on Heta's throw and saw out the win.
In the other semi final MvG took on Fluke Humphries, and MvG missed double 16 for the break in the very first leg, it would be his only shot at a double in the match as Fluke massacred him 7 zip. Fluke was averaging over 112 at 5-0 up and watching Hunchback doing Barney head shaking impressions was a glorious sight.
That meant a new name would be added to the Euro tour winners list, and it was Humphries that took the win and the shittiest looking trophy I have seen in years, it was so bad the WDF pieces of shit looked awesome in comparison. It was a poor final but hard to begrudge Fluke who had earlier beaten Plaiser who has a good run and an almost 100 average, and he dumped out Bellyboy who had a 101 average.

OTHER STUFF

The news broke this week about the death of Mike Gregory. On one forum I read people say many pleasant things about him, but not a single person  brought up his stabbing the other WDC players in the back. I am sorry for the guy dying, but completely ignoring one of the things he is most remembered for does seem like airbrushing history.
Gregory and fellow turncoat Chrissy Johns stabbed Tommy Cox, Dick Allix and 14 other players in the back, players he gave his word to, players that risked everything financially and some even remortgaged their homes when setting up the WDC, the precursor to the PDC.
Thankfully the PDC went from strength to strength not because of people like Gregory, but in spite of people like him.Te DC may have its faults, but the game without the PDC would be in an awful state.
John Gwynne said of Gregory a few years back "Mike won the two UK Masters events in 1992 and 1993 and then he decided to go back to the BDO. I think even he would admit that it's the worst thing he ever did, because he was accepted then by neither side."
speaking of Gwynne, he is in hospital after saying his hips gave out under the weight of his body and has since caught covid and was moved to  respiratory ward, and with Nigel Pearson last week, Mike Gregory this week, we don't want this be a weekly thing.
 
I have updated the R.I.P. Section HERE
 
 The UKDA are running some county shit this weekend and I laughed when I saw it was called the Magic weekend...an apt name for mushroom cunts.
There was some qualifiers today for the Euro tours but had no interest, I don't know if Modus online muck was on either, and don't give a flying fuck about wdf or other shit.

Lastly ....A new Wallpaper I created