KNOB OF THE WEEK
Everyone is well aware of my opinions on the ridiculous and mentally retarded idea of having a munter series catering to one specific gender in a code that purports to be Unisex. I can understand the PDC pretending to care about the munters game in order to tick political correctness boxes, and garner media attention, why else did they hire Thunder Thighs Turner to commentate and give her "expert opinion" on a game she is complete dogshit at ?
Why else would they hire the only black player in Devon Petersen as a commentator only to serve as the token black ?
Here is another thing, when jobber tourcard holders like Mark McGeeney and Lisa Ashton fail to qualify for Ally Pally via the standard route, how is it not sexism that because of her gender she gets an extra chance to qualify for the Slam and worlds via a series not open to male tourcard holders. Surely if this is a PDC competition with Grand slam and Ally Pally places on offer, it is discrimination to ban people like men based on gender alone.If Ashton is a tourcard holder and can enter, why cannot other tourcard holders, you cannot have it both ways, its either a Unisex code or its not.
As for Fall In SheerLuck, lets not kid ourselves and buy into the hype and complete lie that the PDC care about the "Womens game" because they don't, they care for Sheerluck and only her, If they cared about the munter game how come they never did anything before, how come they did nothing when Ashton won her tourcard ? Because they only care about Sheerluck who being dyed blonde and skinny fits the criteria to push, unlike Ashton who looks like Myra Hindley and she is dogshit on TV. Sheerluck on the other hand is not good enough to win a tourcard, and is a multiple time Q-school failure, but to her credit, has bigger testicles than a heap of the spineless European cunts squatting in the order of Merit, look at those she beat on TV this year who have all shat themselves.
We all witnessed the deification by the Belgian twink Dimitri who led 9-3, the twinks countryman De Decker who shat himself and averaged 75, the German Marshmallow man shitting himself, and of course the war criminal Menur Suljovic who managed to follow up his collapse at Ally Pally almost 2 years ago with an even more disgraceful performance. Its not like Sheerluck even played well, it was a case of Mensur absolutely shitting himself, it was a disgraceful performance and attitude. I cannot fault Pinocchio, in fact if 3 quarters of the male field had her backbone we would not be swamped with spineless choking cunts and did we get a lot of choking this week from the usual suspects.
But for me Knob of the Week goes to Sky TV. Their coverage this week was nothing short of insufferable. Right away from the first moment in the opening session we got Pinocchio promos, over and over, which would have been understandable if she was actually playing in said session. When she did play in the evening session and got beaten 5-1 by Krusty, it meant the promos died down a bit.
As long as the slam has been going the third session of the slam was always the session where all the losers from the previous 2 sessions on the day before would play....not this year. In order to keep up the Sky Tv agenda and to show Ashton and Pinocchio who both lost their opening matches in the evening session they relegated not only the reigning World champion Gerwyn Price to the afternoon session, but reigning Premier league Champion Jonny Clayton and reigning European champion Rob Cross also. If that does nor show the disrespect for the PDC champions and the Sky agenda nothing will. I despise that company with a passion.
Mardle claimed when Sheerluck was beating Mensur it was because "of her brilliance"....Mensur was averaging 81 at the time. Dumb cunt could not admit she was winning and deservedly so because Mensur was awful.
It was not just Pinocchio either he made ridiculous statements about, Mardle said "no one has played better this year, average wise, than MvG" That might well be true, and yet he went a full year without a single ranking title of any kind, which proves everything I say about titles being more important. No one will remember what he averaged for the year, but will remember he won nothing. I bet MVG cares more about titles than averages, All winners do.
It got to the point where games I really cared about, I watched with foreign commentary, could not listen to his shit anymore, then his ridiculous tweets started making their way on to the forum, and one where after she beat Clemens and only got out of the group on leg difference, Mardle claimed she should be in the Premier League., and even given a tour card.
Seriously though why should she be in the Premier league ? She is not a tour card holder, in fact when the contender idea was first introduced years back and people were asking for Phil Taylor to be involved the PDC said it was only open to tour card holders, so if Phil Taylor is not welcome without a tour card, why would Pinocchio ? Sugar Ray had to go back to Q-school to get his card, it was not handed to him either. Surely if Barney is not given one, nor was Durrant, why should she get one ?
And suppose the PDC decided break their own rules, ignore their own criteria, and simply put her in to generate media attention, which it would, she wont be playing spineless cunts like de Decker, Clemens, and Mensur every week, players who lack a spinal column, and shit themselves under the pressure, she would be up against Price, MVG, Wade, Clayton, Wright, Anderson proper players who would punish her week in week out and only kill the hype. Players that would not be happy to see her in the PL. Lets be honest here, for all her good work in punishing choking bastards, she is nowhere near the league of the elite players who wont fold. I get the PDC want to milk this to death, but they have to milk this correctly.
If they put her in and she did a Glen Durrant and became the whipping boy, how would that help the "womens game" ? If Sheerluck got a hammering and her confidence was shattered and she was well beaten every week the PDC and sky would not give a fuck, deep down they really don't give a fuck about her, she is just an implement they will use to further their own investment, it is a business, I get it, even Stevie Wonder could see they don't care a jot about any womens game, not that I blame them either, for the PDC its all about selling tickets, getting subscriptions for PDC tv, and for Sky Tv, they too are only interested in selling packages so they can pay the mentally disturbed failure Wayne Mardle. The fact she is a women helps tick boxes which is fashionable in these times, ask yourself this, how many male players flying up the rankings, players good enough to win tour cards got even half the hype and push she got....the answer is Zero. 2 Young players like Rafferty, Brooksetc who all got out of their groups were basically ignored, reigning champions relegated to afternoon sessions, whilst a q-school failure got preferential treatment based solely on gender. As said its a business, I get it, but don't insult my intelligence trying to brainwash me over and over with lies and bullshit that the PDC and Sky TV care about the womens game when it is all about those companies getting attention and financial rewards and not some mythical love for the munters game.
Remember how the PDC always told us how a bad PL can destroy a player, ie, durrant, Mark Webster etc, surely the same would happen with sheerluck. Credit to her, she took advantage of chokers, but the PL selection is the type of typical mental illness we have come to expect from a prick like Mardle.
Look at this interview with Price, this shows what I speak about when I say agenda. where Price clearly congratulates Sheerluck, and says nothing negative about women playing the game, in fact clearly says its good for the game and compliments Sheerluck, Price does not even mention the munter series but because he slates Mardle and the notion of her in the PL the interviewer being a thick ignorant cunt , most likely some cuck looking for things that don't exist falsely accuses Price of not being a fan of the Munter Series. Typical of brainwashed simpletons who have an agenda. .Vermin should have pulled the prick up on that. What Price about Mardle is true...INTERVIEW HERE
OTHER NOTABLE MENTIONS
Then there is the manic depressive, the only PDC youth player I knew that not only had a beard and a beer belly, but had a wife and kids as well. Step forward Fluke Humphries. He led 4-1 in a game where he needed to win 5-2 to knock out the reigning champion Jose de Sousa , he even had the throw, and blew it. I was delighted as the comms were kissing his hole too. I would not miss him either. Another that in a normal week that could have easily won the award.
Joe Cullen showed why he will end up with a trophy cabinet as empty as Wayne Mardle's. He drew Bellyboy in a game that would be not who played the best but which player choked the least. When you are outchoking Bellyoy, you are a joke.
Speaking of choking cuns, I give you Ronnie Baxter, who cried on social media this week because he was not selected for the Nostalgia Semi Invitational Exbo that is being called the Seniors world champs. I saw one moron complain how it was not fair others were in like Roland Scholten and Ronnie was not. Roland Scholten won a proper ranking PDC Major on TV. Baxter could not win a "major" even in the BDO. I then saw the argument how Terry Jenkins won nothing of note, which is true, but I suspect the organisers of this chose those that won PDC world titles and Majors, along with winners of bdo Bob Potter cups. Then to pad the numbers selected the more well known faces such as those that appeared in the PDC.
Maybe Baxter should be in ahead of guys like Fitton , then so could Evison, but Baxter rocked up to the qualifiers, lost early, and now his cries only serve to make him appear more bitter. Boring old cunt anyway. Take you averages in the 60s and fuck off.
SATURDAY: The comp started with Joyce and Bunting, and it was a belter of a game, and we got non stop Sheerluck promos and references throughout the Saturday afternoon session despite her not playing in that session. King losing to Brooks 5-1 was unexpected. As I said week ago Wade looks done as a top player, looks like he has zero hunger or ambition and happy to plod along making appearance money....just like Ando. In the evening session Mensur and Fluke Humphries was a quality affair. I hope we never see Joe Davis on tv ever again. First munter up was Myra Hindley Ashton and we got Thunder Thighs Turner on comms. Seriously what does turner know about playing at this level ? Another cunt hired because what it says on their birthcert and not actual ability or experience. Ashton lost 5-0, imagine that. No surprise the suck up cunts on comms were making excuses for a player that has a 100% losing record on tv. Would the comms admit her manky 88 average was not good enough ? of course not. In the next game Hendo also lost 5-0 with an 88 average same as Ashton, yet no excuses for Hendo and the comms had no problem telling us Hendo did not play well. John Part sounded like he took elocution classes from Paul Hogan with his stuttering and stammering. Sky now had time to fill so we got...yep , more Sheerluck promos. I saw people who despise Krusty on forums say they wanted krusty to win, that's how sky and the PDC are alienating their own fans. Sheerluck won a single leg as Wright won with ease despite missing 11 darts at a double. The munters finished the night with the same number of legs as Toon Greebe.
Barney said he missed the tour, lying diabetic prick, he is only back because the exbo tour was fucked over covid and he needs the money for his ex wife and new girlfriend.
SUNDAY: Pinocchio promos seemed to ease off after her walloping the night before thankfully. John Part gets more like an obese Elton John with every session. As said earlier the reigning World champion, the reigning Premier league champion and the reigning European champion were all relegated to the afternoon session alongside the reigning UK Open Champion, so we could have munters in the evening session. I guess in an org that hires munters and token blacks based on gender and colour instead of ability to tick boxes, give preferential treatment to q-school failures based on gender, have their own clique for their personal favorites, it is only fitting the comms would rim the hole out of the worlds oldest youth player and most annoying manic depressive Fluke Humphries. They show preferential treatment to munters, blacks, manic depressives etc so surely only a matter of time before the cripples, transgenders etc get in on the act. Kevin McDine will be the #1 seed in the Transgender Series....just wait ...Barney and Joe Davis, 2 losers on Saturday who also got prime time slots, bored me senseless. Ashton could not live with Hendo's 91 average. Then we got Pinnochio, who to her credit played very well, but had nothing coming back at her, De decker was dogshit with a 75 average, and comms acted like Pinocchio's 101 average was the greatest average ever seen on tv, even though it was not even in the top 3 averages of that day alone, Bellyboy beating Ando meant Ando or Barney was going out early....no harm. MVG averaged 115 in his win, but comms would have you believe Pinnochio and her 101 was better they way they kept on about it.
MONDAY: It got to the point that anytime some player opened a leg with a maximums the 9 darter was mentioned. Just fuck off. Price lost to Schindler in a good game but a dead rubber that meant nothing. If Wade hates foreigners he will hate this mountain of Croatian shit for jobbing like he did, with 82 to save the match he went for 16 bull with 3 darts in hand. Wade had to win or he was gone, Cross averaged 101, the same average as pinocchio, and he was battered as Wade averaged almost 112 and even won the group. Sky were forced to give him an interview and promptly cut him off. King missed darts to beat Clayton but King was gone regardless. Ratakski missed 7 match darts before losing in a last leg decider.Ladyboy Rodiguez sent Bunting packing and set up a match with Wade with a class performance.
TUESDAY: I hope I never see Joe Davis on TV ever again, his game with Andy Fordham lookalike Bellyboy was dire stuff. As was Cullen and Ashton, and MVG and Hendo. Only one of MVG, Barney and Gando could make the last 8 now, which was good news.The reigning champ Jose needed just 3 legs to qualify, and went 4-1 down to Fluke Humphries but dug it out. Pinocchio had to win 5-3 or better to qualify, and looked done when Marshmallow man Clemens luckily led 3-1, and he then proceeded to completely shit himself like the choking cunt he is. Pinocchio winning it with a 170 was a super finish. Factor in she only averaged 93, it shows the level of choking that occurs when the soft cunts are forced to play munters. Sheerluck must be rubbing her hand with joy with the choking cunts she gets in draws, and who did she get next round but Mensur another that buckled under the pressure when he shat himself on the stage at Ally Pally. The promo prior to the match mentioned "the first woman to beat a man"...more sky bullshit. Even people who enjoyed the finish to the game, openly stated the upcoming promos would be insufferable, and therein lies the issue. Hype things if they are popular, trending etc but sky have made it unbearable.
WEDNESDAY: In the first 5 minutes of the broadcast we got shown the Pinocchio finish TWICE, , and they kept on and on about a player who was not even playing that night. Joyce led Cross 3-2 at the first interval, and then withered and lost 7 on the trot and Cross missed the bull for a win with a 170.Cross finished with a near 104 average. Rowby won the first leg against Wade, before Wade rattled off 9 in a row.Rowby took out 170 to get a second leg, and that was it, and Sky were forced to give an interview to Wade. Brooks missed 3 at double 14 for an 8-7 lead, and that was it.Comms told us it was great and how brilliant Brooks was, except he wasn't, it was Price that was poor, Brooks only averaged 88. Clayton won 10-2 hammering Rafferty which led to some complaining about the results, but Cross, Wade, Price and Clayton are top players playing Joyce and 3 kids, what results were they expecting.
THURSDAY: The night kicked off with 2 choking cunts that never won a proper title,so not surprising by the end of the first session there was 19 missed doubles in 5 legs. This summed up everything why neither cunt will probably never win a Major. They missed 44 doubles in the 15 legs. I thought no one will beat Cullen's choke job that night. I did not have long to wait, as Wright and Jose were next and despite it going 6-6, Krusty was lucky to be level. Jose missed 2 darts at a double for a break and a 9-7 lead, and Wright held and broke, and was throw for a win in a game where Jose was the better player. Jose hit a max, and followed it with a score of 19, and Wright missed 5 match darts before Jose finally hit a double to break and go to a last leg when he just folded. Guess he needs an empty hall to win. Jose's choke was even worse than Cullen, nothing could top this could it ?
The choking war criminal led 2-0 against Pinocchio before shitting himself. Pinocchio was averaging 94 at 3-2 up and mardle called it "brilliance". Mensurs attitude and choking was a disgrace, it was worse than Jose and Cullen's choking earlier. Who could have forseen another eurojobber choking...oh wait...I did.
By the time Pinocchio went 4-3, the choking cunt was averaging 79, at which point almost everyone including myself on a forum hoped Mensur would have a mental breakdown the useless cunt. He stormed off stage like prime Barney having a sulk. Twice now this cunt shat himself. It is not like Pinocchio played great, he completely bottled it. I hope she draws him at Ally Pally if he has not committed suicide by then.
FRIDAY : Only the 2 games tonight but what a star studded line up in the 4 players, the third most successful player in PDC history and reigning UK Open champion versus the former World champion and reigning European champion Rob Cross and the current World #1 and reigning world champion Gerwyn Price versus the reigning Premier League, Masters, World Series and Grand Prix Champion Jonny Clayton , proper players with 23 PDC TV titles amongst them and they did not disappoint. . By the time of the 2nd interval it was 10 holds of throw for 5-5. Wade then broke twice and held for 9-5 and missed a darts for 10-5 as Cross held at 9-6. 5 holds of throw followed with Wade leading 12-8, and Wades point on his dart broke and had to use new darts and missed tops to break again and Cross held twice to trail 13-10 Wade missed double 11 and Cross got his first break and the rot was in and Cross held to cut the gap to a single leg but Wade held his nerve and took out 148 for 14-12. Legs went with throw and at 15-14 Cross needed to break or it was over and Wade thew poor but Cross chucked ever worse, and despite missing a match dart at double 12, Wade returned for the win. The chances of the 4 semis finalists being the top 4 ranked players in the world still on, as world #1 Price took on Clayton and he came flying out of the blocks and led 4-1 at the first break. He missed multiple darts for 6-1 as Clayton took out 126 to break, the first of 3 consecutive breaks and Clayton held to trail at the interval 6-4. Price's form was dipping as Clayton broke and held to level the game 6-6. When Vermin took out 110 for 7-6 he paraded around like a down syndrome on medication having a spaz attack. At 7-7 Clayton missed 2 darts to break and Price led 8-7 at the 3rd break. The breaks of throw kept coming as Vermin broke again and Clayton broke back...but Price broke again for 10-8 and Clayton missed 3 for yet another break and was now 11-8 down but held before the break for 11-9.At 12-10 Price hit a double 3 and fucked up his finish and Clayton broke again and held for 12-12. This was great viewing. Price held and a poor leg on throw from Clayton saw Price go 14-12 up and with the aid of a 10th maximum went 15-12 and we got more spaz antics and Vermin broke to seal it.
2 enjoyable matches, and Saturday will have to go some to match that.
This shows how people are today, most lacking the ability to form independent thought, gutter sheep told what to do, what to think what to say, and idiots who will believe anything.
Take this abortion survivor for example, who not only is so retarded to believe the game is an actual sport, look what he calls Pinocchio.
Elaine Thompson Herah must be shitting herself !
Lastly I updated my lookalike section HERE
Order of Preference for the Slam title
