KNOB OF THE WEEK
It is no secret a lot of dart fans are from the lowest classes in society,and most of them uneducated and backward and I would reckon alongside football have the most mentally retarded supporters of any game anywhere. Over the years I have seen the most idiotic statements, how Bunting was the third best player in the World, or how Phil Taylor was the only difference between the codes, but these are made by people who know nothing about the game, but when you hear complete nonsense from people who played at the top level it only makes things worse.
This week I heard without doubt, the most ridiculous comment I have ever heard in darts, by a fucking spastic who is not only a former player, but also a commentator, I guess its no surprise this colossal prick is a director of MAD Darts. The type of retarded cunt that joke of an organisation deserves, I am speaking about Paul Nicholson, the thing that refers to Barney as a 5 time World champion because the sugar dodging prick won 4 mickey mouse Bob Potter Cups at the slum hotel. Anyhow during the Modus on line shit on Tuesday during a game between Teapot Osborne and some jobber called Scutt, the human pipe cleaner made this comment.
"10 , 15 years ago Dart players were judged on what they could Win, what standard they were playing at, but players coming through now are judged by much more than that, they are judged on what they could potentially average, what they have won , what they could possibly win,"
Even his own co host on that Modus shit once said they don't write averages on trophies, even if the ex con never got his hands on any trophies of his own. Therein proves my point, no one remembers Mason for winning titles, he is only remembered for being a criminal, wife beating dole fraudster who spent time in the nick and someone Phil Taylor made his bitch.
During the world championships you wont see MVG introduced as the man who could potentially hit a 125 average, no because when he is introduced, John Teeth McDonald will mention his haul of world titles. Players without a world title like Wade will be called the winner of 10 tv titles , Krusty will be called a former world champion, or the reigning Matchplay champion. It is what they do because that is what people will remember them for...the titles they won. You never hear averages being mentioned on your career list of wins, because whilst they are nice to get, and certainly a good average helps to win the match, but the game is all about what you won in titles. Its as simple as that. It don't matter if its football, boxing etc its all about what you won.
Willie Thorn in snooker was supposedly hitting more 147s than anyone, but what the fuck did it matter, the baldy dead cunt could not win a thing that mattered. How many majors did he win, because that is what people who look back at in years to come will judge upon.
How many people will compare the averages of Terry Jenkins, Wayne Mardle, Ronnie Baxter etc to the averages of Phil Taylor ? No one, or at least no one that is in any way normal, because Jenkins, Mardle, Baxter etc never won a single fucking thing that mattered.
As for what they could potentially average, who in their right mind looks at a upcoming player and thinks "Oh I wonder what he could potentially average"...the answer is no one fucking normal does that. You might think the player could go far, might climb the rankings, have a good future in the game. Look at Rod Harrington who spent years telling us how every young player is a future world champion, like James Hubbard for example, a former Youth world champion who was last seen stacking shelves in a Tesco for a living. Do you remember his averages ? Of course not, cos they don't fucking matter in the grand scheme of things.
Then there is his comment what they could possibly win, Chizzy could potentially win the World championship, he could potentially win the lotto, he could potentially learn the fucking alphabet and get a grasp on his own language, but it aint happening. Bellyboy could potentially win a tv title, but the entitled prick needs to grow a set of balls, develop a spinal column, and cultivate some sort of winning mentality, and that aint happening either judged on his past performances. Bellyboy is typical of my point, a player who has hit huge averages and won nothing. He wont be remembered for his averages, he will be remembered for his choking, his sense of entitlement and his continuous failings. Saying players are no longer judged solely on what they won is beyond retarded and he said this whilst commentating on players not good enough to even get a tourcard...let that sink in.
Then Nicholson is a q-school failure himself, who back in 2020 lost in q-school to players like Fall-in SheerLuck, Prakash Jiwa, Seigo Asada and Stuart Davies. Do you think anyone will remember his averages ? or will the just see a failure , a person not good enough to win a tourcard.
You can checkout his comments HERE at 1.54.54.
The WDF, the New Kings of Comedy
Due to the virus it looks almost certain the WDF event in Holland, their proposed Masters will be cancelled, due to crowd restrictions, whilst not confirmed yet, I cannot see it going ahead without the public. Not that it matters one single bit to me, its just a jobber event.
Whilst on the topic of jobber events under the WDF banner, the proposed WDF World championships at Bobs Salmonella Centre in Surrey, well this event in terms of tickets sales is a complete disaster. Remember the debacle that was the last bdo "world championships" held in a dark backroom in the O2 ?
Remember how the ticket sales for that were so bad, they had to hang black curtains up ? Well this WDF event at Lakeshite is selling even less.
Last time I checked the number of total tickets for the entire week was at 10% overall, varying from 3% of tickets sold for the Tuesday evening session, 4% for the Tuesday afternoon session, and the highest being the Saturday session selling at 27%.
The event is bombing ticket wise more than any bdo event, even worse that the clusterfuck the Selectas had ran. If it was not for me deliberately seeking out news on this I would never know, as advertising of this event is non existent. Then who is going to buy tickets to watch WDF #1 brian Raman other than his own relatives ?
Here is another thing, all across social media and forums you see your average inbred PDC hating mushroom slating the PDC how the trebles are too big, the PDC are cunts etc non stop for every event, crying how its the same 8 players, and crying when its not, and how the standard must be poor if the "same eight players" are not the last 8.They watch every single PDC event to complain.
The point is, the mushrooms who claim to hate the PDC spend all their time watching it, and the "amateur game" which they hold so dear and love to profess they care so much about, they wont attend or buy tickets for. Why are they not buying tickets to bobs new live comedy in January ? Surely all those who loved the BDO the amateur game etc would be more interested in the WDF ?
Seriously can any casual dart fan name 5 players that are playing in the proposed upcoming January jobber Jamboree ? Even the Nostalgia Semi Invitational Seniors Get Together calling itself the Seniors World Championships has more attention, and more recognizable names, better promoted, even without the inclusion of Phil Taylor. There are 2 qualifiers for this nostalgia event taking place this weekend with the winner of each event getting a spot in the semi invitational. tonight saw a "pre qualifier"....which was just a worthless event where washed up players, county jobbers and delusional blokes played for a few quid in matches that were first to 3 legs.
Chris Mason reached the last 8, hitting a ton average twice, then he also hit 70 average. Colin Goldfish mouth Monk taking part made me remember the Lakeshite's of yore, where he would get battered first round every year, before Warty Montgomery took over the role of being the annual first round jobber. Tonight Monk lost again, and I wondered if his son Aaron was there watching and crying like a bitch as his jobber dad lost just like the old days, then later I saw the stream.....it was so bad even I felt embarrassed.
Speaking of shit darts on a stream, the Malta open was on this week and believe Bo Selecta won an event, by beating some 15 year old kid in the final. I did not watch it not care for it, but being a chid did not stop some sick cunts for make pedo comments....like this sick cunt who is a balding midget in his 40s speaking about a child.
As for Bo Selecta, easy for her to travel around Europe picking up points going to places the other munters cannot afford to go to and lose money, and beat local children, all in the hope of getting to a Lakeshite event that cannot sell tickets or might not even happen. She will only be there because she has money not because she is any good and Scottish player Alan Soutar summed it up perfectly with this classic tweet.
Then we have that shaking prick Dave Clark, and before any asshole cries JC is picking on someone with a disease, I hated this cunt and have said so before he was ever diagnosed, and besides, being ill don't not make you exempt for criticism when you are a cunt nor does it mean you can get away with breaking the law. He made the news earlier this week when he was hit with a £281,084.48 tax bill. If he owes that much, how much was the shaking useless cunt taking in. This is the prick that once said on tv " a sad day for darts" after Taylor lost a match, that is how far his tongue was up Taylor's arse. I hope the government go to town on the shaky prick and make an example of him.
Dancing Dimitri must have spent to many hours dancing in the blue oyster bar as the choking prick failed a covid test this week and is out of the Grand slam, not that I will miss him, and he was replaced by a player who makes Alan Tabern look like an extrovert, a player more boring than prime time Justin Pipe, and a player with less charisma than Wayne Jones, Ladies and gentlemen I give you Chris "Melatonin" Dobey. Take a look at this group now :
Chris Dobey
Stephen Bunting
Ryan Joyce
Rowby-John Rodriguez
I am struggling to think of a group as bad as this in recent years, even groups that had the absolute shit from the dead bdo had something or someone of note from the PDC in the group, but this group is not only horrendous, 2 of the fuckers will qualify. for the knockout stages.
Oh wait....it don't matter who wins the group, or goes on to reach the final and win the event and collects a trophy, its all about what "they could potentially average".
So roll on tomorrow morning and the start of the Slam.
