THE PREMIER LEAGUE
The PDC were obviously hyping the return of the final stages of the Premier league and released this on twitter, to which I had to reply.
MONDAY: This returned Monday, and first game saw the sulky Scot get his arse handed to him by Clayton 8-1. Ando played well, averaging 104. Jose and Dimitri followed that, Jose missed the bull for a 164 checkout and a 8-5 win, so it went to a final leg, where Dimitri who was the lesser player throughout had the darts for a point but Jose broke and took the 2 points for a deserved win. Aspinall and MVG followed in a game of poor quality early on and Asp missed the bull for a 5-1 lead, but got another go as Hunchback was awful. Aspinall broke for 5-1, but hunchback broke right back and held. Asp held for 6-3, and when he broke for 7-3 it was goodnight Vienna. I love seeing Kojak walloped. Where was his grunting , shouting and fist pumping ?
Last up was Wright and Wade, where Wade went 2 -0 up and then went to sleep and at 3-2 down missed multiple darts for a break back and was 4-2 down,and Wade pressured but could not find the break, and when Wright broke again for 7-4 that was it, and that was the end of Wades chances of reaching the last 4. Not that Wrights chances were any better even with the win.
TUESDAY: Wade kicked of the night and like the night before came out of the blocks firing and led 2-0 again, but Aspinall then found his form, and again like Monday Wade missed darts to hold and Aspinall took advantage to lead 3-2...Wade scored the heavier, but Aspinall the more lethal when it mattered. Wade missed double 18 for a 6-4 lead, and Aspinall not only held but Broke Wade next leg to lead 6-5 after Wade missed the bull for a 170, Wade then missed 2 more darts for the break back and trailed 7-5, but Wade stuck in and got a deserved draw.Clayton lost 8-5 to De Sousa in a poor game and Clayton did not look to happy at the end of the game. Clayton has the worst walk on music in darts.
Gary Anderson was then introduced as a 2 time back to back champion, which he is not, he is a 2 time champion, he is a former back to back champion, but is not a 2 time back to back, as that equates to 4 titles not 2. His game with hunchback started poorly and the first 6 legs went with throw, before MVG broke and then held for 5-3, and broke for 6-3. Ando did take out out 128 to break back but it made no difference as MVG broke again and at 7-4 had the darts for the win.
Last up was Dimitri and Wright Dimitri led 5-3 down and missed the bull for 6-3, but Wright woke up and won 3 on the trot to lead 6-5, then broke to assure himself a point, and threw for the win and hit a 116 checkout, for the win and 5 legs on the trot. Wright's hopes were now still alive.
WEDNESDAY : Thank fuck Wright beat Clayton in the opener to keep some interest in this alive, at this point it was starting to bore me and was a case of just going through the motions until Friday night when it mattered, Wright played the best he did in a long time. Wade and Dimitri followed that, and it started poorly and with a break of throw for Wade he then held for a 5-2, and by the time it was 6-4 both players averaging over 100. Wade missed 5 darts for 7-4, and Dimi broke and then held for 6-6. Wade held throw with a 121 checkout for an assured point he did not need, but costly for Dimitri and it finished with a draw with Dimitri taking out 130, their 4th draw in a row I believe. Ando and Aspinall shared breaks of throw and after 8 legs was 4-4, Asp broke and took out 121 to hold throw for a 6-4 lead, then it went wrong for the Asp as Ando won 3 on the trot for a 7-6 lead and missed the bull for an 8-6 win, but Aspinall fell over the line and got a point. Jose and the hunchback was a decent watch is you ignored the baldy cunts antics, ugly mug, roaring , shouting, and his posturing, and sadly Jose who was 7-4 behind, missed 2 darts at tops for the draw.
THURSDAY : Whilst they may be quality matches, the first 3 games would be utter meaningless other than to sort out possible match ups in the last 4, the last game was the only game that truly mattered. Wade and Ando started slowly, and Wade missed darts for a 7-4 lead, but held for 7-5, and saw the game out 8-6. Wade hit 7 maximums, his scoring this year drastically improved. Next up was Jose and the Asp, and in the first leg, Jose took out 120 with 3 double tops, it was superb.Asp then broke back with a 152 checkout next leg. There was 5 breaks of throw to start the match, Jose then missed double 8 for a ten darter, and won it in 11 and led 4-2.Jose needing 80 to lead 6-3 went tops tops, and never in doubt. Jose took out 149 for an 8-3 win. Quality, and also broke the PL record for maximums in total. Wright took on MVG in the next game and MVG broke in the fifth leg and Wright managed to break back in the 6th, but MVG took out 126 to break again, all in there was 7 consecutive breaks of throw, after Wright missed darts for 6-5. MVG broke and held for 7-5, and after Wright held, MVG wrapped it up 8-6. In the final match and shootout, Clayton broke Dimitri early, and Clayton averaged 111.93 on throw for the game,making almost impossible for Dimitri to break.
FRIDAY : Clayton in leg 3 had chances to break MVG, but did break in leg 5 to lead 3-2, but MVG broke right back. Clayton made it 3 breaks on the trot,and Clayton missed double 14 for 5-3 and MVG took out 140 to break and level the game 4-4. before Clayton made it 5 breaks on the trot to regain the lead, and held for 6-4 at the interval. Clayton came out shit after the break and MVG held and broke and held again now he was 7-6 up, and Clayton was looking fucked but he dug deep and held for 7-7, both held for 8-8, then Clayton threw a fantastic leg with 140, 140, 180 and broke MVG, not just in the scoreline but mentally too, and Clayton had the darts for the win and he did not buckle, and despite missing double 14 for a 121 checkout twice earlier in the game, made no mistake with the 121 for the match.= with MVG waiting on 170, I was delighted, and now could enjoy the next 2 matches safe in the knowledge that Hunchback and his shouting and fist pumping, screaming and other asshole antics were done....good riddance. RTL7 was like a postmortem, as Speed jobber Vinny looked depressed. That made me smile. I watched on that channel rather than listen to Sky and the assholes they employ.
Then we had a replay of the previous night as Jose and Aspinall took to the oche.After the previous game this seemed completely flat, and it was not the best standard and after 4 legs Jose was averaging 89, but it got gradually better as it went on and after 7 legs both were averaging 100.It all came crashing down for Jose as his counting and his missed doubles cost him a crucial break, one mistake was him checking out 47, when he only needed 37 , and he fucked up again next leg and was now 5-4 down in a game he should have been 6-3 up. Jose broke to tie the game 5-5 at the interval.The standard after the break dropped again as the legs went with throw, with Jose missing more darts to break Asp, and even though Asp was hanging on it was still 7-7. Jose held for 8-7, and Asp started the leg after with 6 perfect darts on his way to leveling the game with a 10 darter. Jose took out 121 for 9-8. Asp started his throw with a maximum and held to take it to a last leg decider. Jose started with a maximum and hit a hug 171 to leave 24. Aspinall had 145 for the match, missed it, and Jose cleaned up the 24. Despite a dozen maximums it was not top quality but was a dramatic end, and great viewing again.
Jose hit his 90th PL maximum in the first leg of the final on his way to a hold of throw. Clayton hit his 54th when he hit one on his way to holding throw 1-1. Jose with 3 darts at double 8 bust it with his first dart, and had his throw broken and was soon 3-1 down, and in the 7th leg when Clayton broke again to lead 5-2, this looked over as Jose was all over the shop so when he threw a great leg to break back, it was not expected, but Clayton broke right back and but Jose got a break just before the interval to trail 4-6 at the interval and give himself some chance, but Jose missed 4 darts at a double to hold, and Clayton broke again, but yet again Jose broke right back.The breaks kept coming and Clayton broke for a 8-5 lead, and that was the end of it as Clayton held for 9-5 as both hit maximums, Jose was a beaten man, and Clayton broke again for 10-5. Clayton threw for the title.He missed double 16 for the title, and Jose missed the bull for a 127, and Clayton returned to win the title and 250k (before tax).
JONNY CLAYTON : All credit to Clayton, he had 3 huge games on the trot, he beat Dimitri to be the fourth and final qualifier on Thursday, dumped out the slimey hunchbacked cunt and favorite in the semis and showed no sign of pressure as he romped home in the final. Then it is the premier League, if Glen Durrant was able to win the glorified and well paid exbo anyone could. Happy for Clayton, in fact on one forum that ran a poll i was the only one to predict Clayton to win the event. Now maybe the PDC might pay the rights for a decent walk on song for him now. Clayton now has won 3 trophies in the last year, and all of them non ranking. the meaningless world Cup, the Masters and the Premier league, so his rankings dont reflect his form in general over the year.
GLEN DURRANT : The guy set new records this year , all for the wrong reasons, lowest number of point, least number of wins, most defeats, most consecutive defeats etc, finished bottom and the worst performance in the history of the comp by a former winner. However...he still pocketed 30k for being the whipping boy, that was £7k more than what the BDO paid out to Wayne warren for winning their mickey mouse heap of shit in the O2 dark backroom in front of 7 seven people.
BELLYBOY : I wonder if this fat barrel of monkey spunk still insists he was better than half the people in the Premier League, or has he finally learned to shut his fat mouth, and come to the realization that he simply was not good enough to be picked ? I somehow doubt it, I expect more whining in the coming months from this entitled prick.
WAYNE MARDLE : Remember at the start of the year Mardle made THESE PREDICTIONS
The moron picked MVG to win the UK Open.....MVG lost in the last 4
He picked Ando to win the Premier League....Ando finished bottom the second phase.
He is picking Ratajski to win the Matchplay.......the dumb cunt hasn't got a clue.
MODUS MUCK : Right after the Premier League ended, I see this shit being posted on forums to let us know this was on. Who in their right mind would watch that shit, after watching the Premier League. On what planet could you go from the drama of the PL to watching the Droopy looking James richardson take on some q school failure or having to listen to an ex con or a wrestling loving mentally retarded cunt polayed in a dark room.....fuck that.
THE UKDA : Remember what I said about these people , how they were basically the same people minus the Jacklin's that were the old BDO, so hardly a surprise these assholes are in the middle of arguing on facebook with each other. Infighting amongst inbreds is hardly a surprise, it was on a matter of time. These brain dead spastics think because you are an amateur organisation you can act like amateurs and use that as an excuse for stupidity, ignorance, and idiotic mistakes. They are like the bdo reincarnated.I was going to post some letters and screencaps, but I simply cannot be bothered, those morons are not worthy of my time and effort, and I am to lazy to care about their dogshit product.
MAD DARTS : These muppets released this poster this week and I had to laugh the moment I saw it. Its a who's who of Q-school failures, and they entitled it "world championships". How deluded are these fucking ejits ?
He picked Ando to win the Premier League....Ando finished bottom the second phase.
He is picking Ratajski to win the Matchplay.......the dumb cunt hasn't got a clue.
MODUS MUCK : Right after the Premier League ended, I see this shit being posted on forums to let us know this was on. Who in their right mind would watch that shit, after watching the Premier League. On what planet could you go from the drama of the PL to watching the Droopy looking James richardson take on some q school failure or having to listen to an ex con or a wrestling loving mentally retarded cunt polayed in a dark room.....fuck that.
THE UKDA : Remember what I said about these people , how they were basically the same people minus the Jacklin's that were the old BDO, so hardly a surprise these assholes are in the middle of arguing on facebook with each other. Infighting amongst inbreds is hardly a surprise, it was on a matter of time. These brain dead spastics think because you are an amateur organisation you can act like amateurs and use that as an excuse for stupidity, ignorance, and idiotic mistakes. They are like the bdo reincarnated.I was going to post some letters and screencaps, but I simply cannot be bothered, those morons are not worthy of my time and effort, and I am to lazy to care about their dogshit product.
MAD DARTS : These muppets released this poster this week and I had to laugh the moment I saw it. Its a who's who of Q-school failures, and they entitled it "world championships". How deluded are these fucking ejits ?
and lastly
KNOB OF THE WEEK : Been a relatively quiet week,and thought who better than that cunt MVG for all his fist pumping, acting the prick etc, the guy with an inflated ego, then thought, at least he did things in the game to have an excuse for an inflated ego, so decided to give it to some one else who had a huge ego and did nothing in the game to warrant such ego....step forward Arron Monk, as many know I am no fan of this guy who walks around with an over inflated ego since he won some shit PDC Under 21 World championship, later renamed the youth world championships, thinking he is some darts superstar. A guy who will always be to me the little puny kid who would bawl his eyes out every year at Bob's run down hotel when his dad would job first round every single year, a role later taken up by Warty Montgomery. Where you might ask is this Arron monk plying his trade these days since he failed at Q-school ? The answer is in the modus muck. I decided to check out the scores tonight on betradar and saw Arron averaged 62 in a game and lost 4-0.....to his fucking dad. He played Scott Marsh before that, and lost that 4-0 as well, with an average of 62 again.
Turns out he played his dad and Scott Marsh earlier in the day also, and lost both of then games as well, averaging 75 in both the games.He also lost his only game to Droopy lookalike James Richardson as well. Not sure why they play some players twice and others once, but that would mean I would have to care and that's not happening. So for being a World class prick parading around thinking he was something big in darts, to averaging 62 in some dark backroom while his old man is still capable of making him cry, you are Knob of the Week.
