THE NOSTALGIA EXBO
What was rumored previously was confirmed last week that this proposed event will take place in the Circus Tavern starting on the 3rd February, and all the so called "darts journalists" which are nothing more than kiss ass cunts with websites who think they are journalists, all broke the news like this was something huge. Not a single one of these so called journalists mentioned the fact this "televised event" coincided with the first night of the PDC premier League 2022 from Cardiff on sky When I mentioned it on forums how not one mentioned it, suddenly the clash of tv times became news as well, shows what passes for darts journalists these days.
Fitton was confirmed as the final wildcard. Great....he is in with Tony Bottler O'Shea because he has a well liked walk on, Deta Hedman who is a lady but as a player is utter dogshit and a choker was added as a reserve to placate others and tick a few boxes. Here is the thing, I will watch this event over the Premier League on the 3rd of February out of sheer curiosity, for what will no doubt be compelling tv for what might be for all the wrong reasons.
I heard rumors the winner is getting 25k, but not sure if this is true or not.
How often have we been told by comms that Kirk Bevins is the caller and did you know he was on countdown, he is very smart, very clever etc etc.
For a supposed smart guy he is thick as pig shit when it comes to social media and his understanding of things like hypocrisy. In his "look at me" attention seeking mode this week announced twitter was full of horrible people and he was not taking shit from anyone....understandable, if he was not such a 2 faced cunt and acted horrible himself giving shit to others. When others pointed this out to him, like all assholes went in to victim mode and proceeded to block them too as if somehow it made their points any less valid.
KNOB OF THE WEEK.
The Guardian Newspaper did an article with Wayne Mardle saying he wanted to be a clown....well guess what Wayne, you achieved your dream, you really are a full blown fucking clown. Even by Wayne Mardle's incredible standards this one is something else. You can read the article HERE
He starts off discussing how he felt the pressure, no shit, that might explain why he defecated himself anytime he even got a sniff of winning anything major in the game and finished his career with a trophy cabinet as barren as that of Bellyboy and Chris Mason.
The article goes on to tell us how he was this and that, he did this and he did that, but not a mention of any trophy, so basically filler to hype the fucking clown.
Mardle claimed how he went on a 48 hour drink and gambling binge, and that's fine, his life he can do what he wants, but hardly the actions of a person who would call himself a "professional", so the hypocrisy of him to lecture players today, who are far more professional than he ever was takes some mount of zero awareness. So we have a player who won nothing in his entire career lecture players like ex world champ Rob Cross, a player that goes on drink and gambling binges criticize the temperament of others like James Wade who has survived at the top for longer than any player in PDC history bar Phil Taylor. Am I the only one who see the stupidity of this cunt Mardle ? Mardle then describes the drive Taylor had to be better whilst mentioning he did not have that, which is tantamount to him admitting he was a lazy bastard. He confesses he ridiculed Kirk Shepherd as he was convinced he was going to beat him in a world semi final.
Then is it any wonder Mardle would feel at ease spouting such bullshit when the morons interviewing him are equally as retarded. This comment stood out "he became one of a new generation of Sky commentators offering not just opinions but intelligent, granular analysis." I had to laugh at that.
Mardle then made this ludicrous claim "People want to know why the dart’s going low-left, or flying high-right" No they don't, who are these people ? I bet they don't exist bar some sad anorak cunt living a pitiful existence.
Lets put things in prospective, we have a guy who spent his career dancing around like a fucking spastic, a guy that won nothing ever of note, a self confessed arrogant and disrespectful cunt to his fellow players, and a self confessed lazy bastard who not only let pressure get to him but acted totally unprofessional with his attitude where he would go on binges, and this is the guy Sky TV hired to give his opinion on players better than him and more successful than him, more professional than him and players with an actual backbone. Every single one of the 10 players that started this years Premier league won a PDC Tv title, everyone of them won something Wayne could not, everyone of them showed a backbone something Wayne showed he ain't got. How can anyone in their right mind consider anything he has ever said on Tv with any amount of seriousness ?
What has he actually done in the game to where he can call himself a professional and think he can dispense his "expertise" to players who won Majors ? Would you hire a joyrider or a taxi driver to comment on formula 1 just because they drive ? would you hire player who played in a qualifier for the champions league with Dundalk FC in Ireland to give his expert opinion on the champions League ? Of course not. Wayne picked up some victories, but as a player won absolutely fuck all and is in no position to criticize those better than him. People will point out how I criticize Mardle, and true he is better than me, achieved more, but here is the point, I don't call myself a professional, I am not an expert, and would never even contemplate giving darting advice to an world champion.
I then read the comments by those defending Mardle that plenty of "great players" have never won a PDC TV title, and how Terry Jenkins, Ronnie Baxter, Chris Mason, Dave Chisnall, Michael Smith, Ian White, Joe Cullen, etc never won majors as they are so hard to win as if those players failures somehow minimizes the failures of Mardle. It don't.
I counter that argument by saying look at some of those that won PDC TV titles, in fact the PDC recognize 31 different players that won a "pinnacle event", but let us just focus on what I consider the big 4 majors, Larry Butler, Roland Scholten and Peter Evison have all won a proper ranking Major title on TV, so I ask are all those players better than Jenkins, Smith , Mardle etc, or is it because those players all had a fucking backbone ?
No matter how people spin it, the truth cannot be avoided, I don't hate Mardle as a person even if he is acting like a cunt, and rats out people to the DRA, and has an over inflated opinion of himself, but texting his phone calling him a cunt (if actually true) is uncalled for , but Mardle brings a lot of it on himself.
Wayne forgets how he he is quick to insult people, mock their jobs and their income, which he has done on forums in the past and when gotten responses he did not like or even some home truths he portrays himself as the victim as if he was an innocent. If Sky TV are stupid enough to hire him and pay him to do the job I am not surprised he would take it, I don't blame him, if Sky Tv offered me the job as a golf commentator I would take it, don't mean I know a fucking thing about it or I am in a position to criticize the pros., but for Mardle to have the audacity to criticize those far superior to what he ever was, will always annoy me. So take your book Wayne and shove it up your fat hole.
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Been a quiet week otherwise as expected, but thankfully the Premier League returns and whilst it will always e just a glorified exbo, its still some darts....and before anyone asks me on twitter, no I have not watched that modus shit, fuck that,
Lastly, I read the hunchback the flycatcher is going to be an ambassador for M.A.D. Darts.....I ain't joking, he and the morons who gave us wrestling belts for darts players are joining up.Imagine that mongo cunt hunchback standing there with his mouth open catching flies with a wrestling belt, He will look like George "the animal" Steele's down syndrome son. Get this, he even is a shareholder, I know he had money to burn but this is ridiculous. If suppose these morons survive and do become the main amateur org, what then for the UKDA , it will just mean more infighting, which will lead to more stupid cunts fighting it out on social media.....bring it on.
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