Justin Credible Darts

All this week from the PDC I have read their hype for the upcoming Premier League. Firstly credit to the PDC for getting an event up and running under the present situation, and I of course expect them to hype the shit out of this event....however ...Everyone knows my opinions on this event and how its nothing but a glorified invitational exbo, but pre covid this weekly glorified exbo roadshow at least gave the impression it was much more, when a Thursday night could have ten thousand fans in attendance and even if it was not a ranking major, it was major money, major exposure and it felt bigger.

Last years event was a clusterfuck, won a player who is nowhere near the best in the world, and won in an empty leisure center by a player who had on finals night the lowest winning averages in the history of the event. It was bleak stuff. Even people who may have disagreed with me and my opinions on what constitutes a major were change their mind. Wayne Mardle told us how it was the "best players in the world", except that was not just hyperbole but a blatant lie, and this week this years clusterfuck begins again in an empty leisure center, where it will akin to a gloried super series just with better production values.

Sky and the PDC are hyping Glen Durrant against Nathan Aspinall whilst calling the Premier League the best players in the world. Neither Aspinall or Durrant are even in the top 10, with both more likely heading in the wrong direction. Aspinall is falling down the rankings, Durrant who is 13th is now  is further from the top 10 than he was 3 months ago, and I expect him to drop now he is defending money, and his performances in the recent super series were dismal.
Meanwhile James Wade the UK Open champion, and most recent winner of a genuine ranking Major on tv was left out. Before any simple cunt cries, the PDC did not know Wade would win the UK Open, maybe they should have waited before announcing the final entrant.

Here is another thought, why was he not in regardless ? He did reach 2 TV ranking finals in the 6 months prior to the announcement of the PL entrants, why was he not in from the start ?  He was still a top 10 player before the announcement and was prior to his UK Open win still the 3rd most successful player in PDC History. The same James Wade who has been in the PDC top 12 for 14 years, and if you discount a few weeks in total has been in the top 8 for those 14 years, an achievement only bettered by the great Phil Taylor.

Yet we are told the Premier League is the best players in the world. How ? Rob Cross who is dropping down the rankings and as entertaining as cancer is in,  and another going the wrong direction, whilst Wade , Chizzy etc are climbing in the top 10 and were  ignored. Chizzy who is up to #7 is ten places above Clayton. What is the most retarded thing is this rule that the top 4 automatically quality, but since the PDC just made up that rule on a whim, they can change it on a whim too right ? Anyone who has been watching darts in recent months knew Cross was in free fall, so why was he included when the PDC could have changed the rules. The rules have been changed before, so why are we expected they are suddenly set in stone ?

How in the blue fuck can anyone seriously think this is a major ? When players outside the top ten battle it out in an empty leisure center whilst better players, were systematically let out ? That said it is darts so will watch it, and no matter how bad it could ever get it will never ever sink as low as that shit I saw clips of this week. Yep, this weeks winner of the Knob of the Week Modus Darts.

That Modus stuff is utterly abysmal stuff. This week they hauled out Les Wallace,in the one game I saw him, he lost averaging around 70, and read he had averages in the 60s.  There were games being won with averages in the low 70s in this. I can understand Les Wallace, Barrie Bates, etc taking the Modus coin, and the money is probably so low its possibly paid out in coin, the problem is Modus themselves thinking people will tune in to watch these washed up has-beens, even in their prime they were hardly that great either.

James Richardson in a freak leg hit a 9 darter against his son, and Modus trying to put spin on this claimed "this is why he is called ruthless" Yeah right, look at the shit he is playing in ffs. He is a q-school failure and racist national front loving mongo, chucking shit in a dark room against a washed up alcoholic cross dressing criminal, proven drug users, a wife beater, a gimpy hunchback Welsh cripple, a deluded telescope inspector, a scooty eyed scumbag, a bearded liar and chicken shit, over rated munters, a human fucking teapot and other defective cunts , all hosted by a wrestling fan and an ex con. Fuck that !
So what if the BDO is dead, that side of the game will forever give me material for this blog.
In the past there was the PDC and the BDO was responsible for all that shit from the amateur side, now everyone in the amateur side can be absolute idiots, Modus can run their abysmal shit, MAD darts can do their impressions of the BDO, and the UKDA which is basically the same shower of useless pricks that ran the counties when it was the bdo can carry on their stupidity.
People thought when the BDO died I would run out material, not a fucking hope.

As for MAD darts, I have not been following it, why would I, its all nonsense, the stupid cunts think they are wrestlers with belts for fucks sake, anyhow seems they has been issues there too with arguments across social media, don't you just love how these idiots deal with things.
From what I can gather it is 60 quid to enter some contenders thing to face Wayne Warren for the World Title Belt...yes I said that "World title Belt. I am laughing thinking of the absurdity of it all. Turns out only 12 people were interested so the prize fund was £720 quid, and that is before MAD took their cut, yet Warren was promised £1400 for a title defense. What are the odds Wayne will be crying yet again how he was screwed over, how he is entitled to more, its not fair boo hoo, etc.. How long before another Go-fund Me page ?
Then it turned out Neil Duff was the 13th player who wanted to enter, but according to him was told it was cancelled, then it went ahead without him regardless, which led to this 

I have no idea who is right or wrong or if its a case of of somewhere in the middle, and truth is I don't give a fiddlers fuck, I just enjoy seeing the whole shit show carry on like they do,
As for the UKDA who knows or cares.

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Last weekend a friend contacted me and told me how a certain guy was again taking digs at this blog yet again, and has been on and off for years, and decided to check it out. This is what he wrote in his column.

First off, this "feel good" story is just his opinion, there is no basis for this. From what I have seen across dart forums, twitter and even non dart forums,  the general opinion was most people wanted him to stay gone. How exactly did Barney getting a tour card shut his critics up ? Is he even aware what Barneys main critics were criticizing him for  in the first place ?
The main criticism against Barney or at least for me, has always been the guy got undeserved invites to the Premier League for far too many years,  or how he was a lazy bastard and a proven liar who would promise each year to do the full tour and then would lie and go back on his word. His excuse making, his head shaking and his sheer bone idleness all contributed to my dislike of him. The cunt is so lazy he fainted last week to get out of marking. He only came back to the PDC because he needed the money to keep his new girlfriend happy, as he had hoped to clean up on the exbo tour. Barney winning his tour card does not alter those criticisms, instead it only means we will get to see him do more lying, more head shaking, more woe is me nonsense.

I decided to see who this ignorant dickhead was, and imagine my surprise when I found out not only who he is, but what he is.
He is not only a fat cunt, but a yank fat cunt. If that was not bad enough, he is a Trump supporting Republican who claims he can drink anyone under the table. I am envisioning some inbred redneck racist KKK loving yokel in a MAGA cap. He also boasts about "flunking college English twice" That might explain why his column is so retarded,any wonder his wife fucked off and left him. Yeah, he boasted about that too

An alcoholic obese cunt from a nation of war mongers with a love for orange racists thinks he has some moral high ground on me. Get ta fuck! Here is the truth, he has been having sly digs at my blog for years, but like all those that cry about me, they return every single week. When checking out said site I found out it was not even his site, he is just Dartoid's pet donkey. The tagline for the site says, and I shit ye not , is " the most widely read column about darts"...on what fucking planet ??? They cannot even manage 6 thousand views a MONTH, the stats are on the front page. That is a fraction of what I am getting, and that is why he kept referencing me, he hopes to sponge of my readers, hang of my coat tails if you will and try use me to get traffic for his graveyard, since their views are so low. I wont be posting any link for the cunts, but suspect anyone that wants to find it will find it easy enough

Imagine getting under 6 thousand views a month and calling your site "the most widely read column about darts." ...priceless.

 ---Lastly, I think John Lowe has gone senile, he is now reduced to having a conversation with himself on twitter with the posts 3 years apart...

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