This weeks Knob of the Week is a collective effort,it goes to a group of morons whose stupidity is only matched by their crawling to be seen as politically correct. A group of people so besotted with rimming the fuck out of "minorities" and over rated pub players show how utterly atrocious they are at their job.
Take a bow the PDC commentary team, between ye, you are one of the most clueless bunch of cunts ( not counting the bdo obviously) in darts.
Lets start of with the PDC Grand Prix with started on Tuesday, and the main news prior to its commencement was the news that Adrian Lewis and Stephen Bunting both tested positive for the Dr Chris Mason Flu. I wish them well, and hopefully this will encourage both, who are fucking obese to shift some weight, as they certainly need to lose it.
The comp started with a video package mentioning the history of the Grand Prix, and they failed to even mention the 2 9 darters in a single game by Wade and Thornton, the Dolan one was not forgotten though. The action started with the cheating cunt and scruffy looking cunt Ryan Searle against Marc Almond Noppert, Searle had a great first set and then fell apart, and not for the first time Noppert was smiling whilst coming from behind.
Following that we had Mensur against Dirk van Duijvenbode, and what an atrocious match it was. The KotW comms kept telling us how double 16 was Mensurs favorite double...really ?
You think these cunts would know the players favorite doubles before running their mouths. After that we got the rimming of Devon Peterson, imagine that, a black player having comms falling over themselves to kiss the hole of him in these days of BLM, and political correctness. It was the sort of ass kissing they reserve for other undeserved cunts, but more on that later. Peterson against De Sousa was a great watch, and as I said, the better Devon plays the less we get to hear his atrocious commentary, but the downside is his fellow commentary team will be just as bad. By the time that useless munter Thunder Thighs Turner got on the microphone and made me wish I was fucking deaf, I had to hit the mute button especially after the stupid cow clearly started "Jose is struggling with his scoring"...I shit you not, and right after the dumb bitch said it De Sousa hit a maximum, one of the 8 he got in the game, and that useless cow hired only cos she is a munter, tried to tell us he was struggling with scoring.
If the men are not rimming the minorities and useless ex bdo cunts, then its the minorities and munters given jobs they are abysmal at....and make no mistake, only in those jobs because of their gender or skin color. spouting their horseshit. Mark my words, there will be some cunt on crutches or in a wheelchair next, look at what we got on comms we had the token black, the munter, the lesbian, the diseased, the jobber who never won a thing of note in his career, the welsh, the obese, the foreigner and the old cunt on comms, at some point. Some of them tick more than one box.
I could get over most of it if the cunts were at least good at the job but they are not. When Rod Harrington is one of the best you realize how bad things are. Mardle was like a child on smarties, and in need of a clatter. The useless cunt.
At this point I fucked off out for a few pints seeing as the pubs were going to be closed over here from Wednesday on it seemed, so when I got back and caught on the games I was both a little drunk and half aware of the results, and in no mind to listen to those assholes on comms.
Wade against King was boring and King well deserved it, Wade is in trouble as he is defending a 100k in the upcoming European Championships, Gary Anderson looked really good against Rob Dross who is fast becoming the most boring player in the pdc top 16....he bores me senseless.
MVG looked like he was somewhat back to his form in a great game against Ratajski, and saw the score of the Dimitri versus Bellyboy game so did not bother watching it, who wants to see a cunt who looks like a body double of Adrian Lewis throwing a strop, and having his bottom lip sticking out like a sulking child when he does not score what he wants. He acts like its someone else's fault he misses.
Wednesday night started off with Brendan Dolan against that Belgian Orphan Huybrechts, off went my audio, and stuck on some music. Do you know how discombobulating it is to listen to Slayer whilst watching the slow Brendan Dolan. It seemed like the video stream was in slow motion. Imagine watching the even slower Justin Pipe against Glen Durrant....it would fuck with your mind.
Next up was Ian White, who looks more down syndrome the older he gets, of course since this was on tv, there was only one outcome, .....he would not be missed.
Then we had Dave Dismal against Glen Durrant, audio was on for this, and right away we got the rimming for Durrant. I am fucking sick to the teeth of the praise this cunt is getting that is all not only undeserved, but unwarranted. We are constantly told this guy is one of the best in the World. Over and over we are fed this blatant fucking lie. There is no basis whatsoever to make such a retarded claim. NONE.
Do not even attempt to give me this horseshit he is one of the top players in the world because he won a Bob Potter cup, that shit does not fly. It did not work when Stephen Bunting switched after winning a Bob Potter cup, we got the hype then as well. Make no mistake, Durrant IS the next bunting, and when he starts defending come the new year, will find his spot somewhere on the top 16, but well outside the top 8. Factor in his age is against him. Don't get me wrong he is a good player, then so is White,and Cullen, 2 more players that won fuckall in the PDC are are near him in the rankings. He comes across as a nice guy, and I am not blaming Durrant, but blaming the comms for hyping him up to something he clearly is not. There is absolutely nothing ever to suggest he is one of the best in the World.
Calling someone "one of the best in the world" because of a Bob Potter cup is fucking mental illness.
Christian Kist won a Bob Potter cup ...Christian fuckin Kist...let that sink in.
Mark Webster, the shaky plumber won one for fucks sakes.
Even prostate hole the spineless sack of shit who sold out his principles for the Barry Hearn coin racked up 3 of those worthless tin pots.
So let us judge Glen Durrant on his performances in the PDC. Glen is now in the PDC 22 months.....in all that time he has not won a single event on the main stage, which are Ranking Majors, Invitation events, Europeans tours etc....all in he has played 22 staged events in 22 months. I found this on one forum
Not even a single final in all of them, not even one.
He has lost in PDC competition to 58 different players, some of them well over 3 times. It is quite clear Durrant is not one of the best players in the World, his record proves that. Also another thing the comms never mention is that whenever a player plays his own A game against him, Durrant almost always loses. The stats and facts don't lie. He is incapable of winning events when players like MVG are knocked out and others like Ando skip events.
The hype by comms is ridiculous, it is like when we were told a couple of weeks ago how Fallon Sheerluck and her 88 average was "astonishing", and 2 games later they were slating a male player for "poor performance" which was an 89 average.
Anyhow back to the Grand Prix Dave Dismal, battered the fuck out of Durrant, and the comms who hyped the fuck out of Durrant tried to make the excuse that nobody could have lived with Chizzy on that performance. It was a valiant effort by comms to try hoodwink people, except it would not work, as no matter how well Chizzy played, it did not alter the fact Durrant was utter shit regardless. Durrant had just the one single score of 140 in the entire match, and won just one leg. Durrant would have struggled against anyone on that performance, but again comms failed to mention that too, and tried to hide that by citing Chizzy was unbeatable.
Next up was Shreaded Wheat hair Joe Cullen against Jimmy Hill's lovechild, and it was another great result on a night that saw Gurney hit the bricks with Ian Shite and over rated Durrant. Across a couple of forums it seemed I was not the only one to be happy with the results of the night. The next game was Peter Wright against Ryan Joyce, and this was yet another priceless result as Joyce sent Krusty packing, and it was no fluke either, Krusty played well for the most part, well except when he got the brush in a leg, but Joyce deserved it and hit the right scores when it mattered. All it needed was the taffy manlet to exit in the next game and it would have been the perfect night of darts, but alas it was not to be, and not surprising either as Vermin made shit of the useless Wattimena.
Aspinall and Clemens was up next and a decent game and Clemens played well. " players I don't mind and was an enjoyable watch.
Then we had the first of the 2 cunts that got in due to the tubby twins of Bunting and Fatpot getting covid, we had Shitlock who looks like a scruffy homeless Krusty who ain't seen a wash since before the millennium against the over rated asshole Chris Dobey. I never got all the hype with this Dobey, in fact he comes across as a cunt, who thinks because he is a PDC player on tv he is something special. He was woeful again here, and played like he was expecting to lose, he even came on the stage looking like a sulking cunt, and after his walloping by Shitlock stormed off the stage and went straight to twitter to have a cry and made some posts he soon then deleted. I did manage to screencap this one, and the one following it up was like a rewrite.
Good riddance Dobey ya whiny cunt, oddly the phrase he used about his preparations being shot to pieces was a repeat of the very same excuse he has used before. He wont be missed either.
Last up was Mongo Jamie Hughes against "Youth player" Jeffrey de Zwaan, and was a decent game to end the night.
Thurdsay night kicked off with the start of the second round and the best of 5 sets. First up was Dirk Divingboard against Dimitri. I was glad Dimitri won his Matchplay title, he played well , had a lucky draw, and took advantage of the top players going out to win his Matchplay and don't begrudge him, but think it was a one off, and not the first of other majors. His performance here, only served to make me believe this is more true, as in the deciding leg of the first set, with the pressure on he missed the big number on a 2 dart finish and lost the set, and did the very same in the next set in the 5th leg. He lost the match 3-1 in sets, and to be fair Dirk deserved it.
Next up were 2 cloggers, with a combined age of well over a 100, 2 players who never won a Major, in Merv King and Simon Shitlock. Before any whiney cunt claims King won the 2005 International Darts League, that was an all bdo mickey mouse comp and only gained popularity in 2006 when the PDC players entered. Shitlock did win the European championships a few years back during one of his Jack Daniels blackout years, but whilst a tv title, not a true Major. That said the game between King and Shitlock was a very entertaining game, that went to the last leg in every set and lasted a total of 25 legs. The dartboard looked worse than the piece of shit in my local as Shitlocks points were ripping it to pieces but it was still in better condition than that scruffy cunt from the worlds largest penal colony. As said a great game, won by Shitlock which only served to make Adrian Lewis cry some more, but more on that later. Merv must have been gutted.
Next up was Gary Anderson against Danny Noppert, which I am sure Noppert might have appreciated a real raping more than the one he got on the oche. It was over in no time, Say hello Wave goodbye Noppert.
Final game of the night was the dutch hunchbacked prick against Devon Peterson. The rimming by the comms was nauseating, the kissing of Devon's arse was sickening, that said I wanted Devon to win for a number of reasons.
1. To keep the cunt out of the comms box
2. I also despise the hunchback cunt, standing there with his mouth open catching flies whilst dribble drips of his sausage like lips.
3. Comps are more interesting with the scourge of Bradford MVG out of comps.
Devon fucked it up, he played superb, but missed set darts and lost the first set, a set he should have won, Devon should have won the second set, and fucked that up too, and at this point MVG was in full force and there was no way back, and the comms suddenly shifted their rimming of Devon straight to rimming MVG, who is another of their favorites. As usual in the post match interview MVG made out he put himself in trouble , and failed to acknowledge he played well the first 2 sets but Devon was better bar the choking. MVG always makes it out that others only win when he plays bad, he fails to ever credit others.
Tonight action started with Dave Dismal against Ryan Joyce, and Joyce played well again and was solid throughout the first 2 sets. You can argue Chizzy had his chances, scored well, but I thought Joyce was worthy of his 2 set lead, then the choke happened. In the fifth leg of the 3rd set at 2 legs each Joyce missed 7 match darts and that allowed Chizzy take the set, and Joyce never recovered.
I saw one creepy scottish moderator on a forum claim Joyce was "unfortunate". Sorry, but missing a dart for the match is unfortunate, missing 2 could even be classed as unlucky, but missing fucking 7, and then losing 3 sets on the trot is not "unfortunate", its called choking, or shitting yourself. Chizzy was lucky he played someone who shat himself more than he did.
Next up was De Zwaan against Clemens and missed most of this, and was over in quick time. De Zwaan was lucky to be in this comp, and now he is in the quarters., however he is defending quarter final money from 2018 so has not really done anything yet for his ranking, that said a couple more wins, with Wattimena and Noppert going out, and he will be closing the gap on them and be in touch of a World Cup spot alongside MVG.
Then we has the vile cunt Vermin against another vile cunt in the Belgian orphan. What made this game funny was Huybrechts is an obnoxious odious cunt who loves to grimace , shout and gurn his face when he is winning, loves his fist pumping etc, except this time Huybrects was up against a guy that will fist pump, scream and roar far longer and louder, which Price did as he threw incredible darts in tearing the Belgian Prick a new one. You could see Huybrechts seething. I am no fan of Vermin but it was funny, and to be fair Price threw awesome darts.
Last up was the game of the night for me, Joe Cullen against Johny Clayton. Cullen looked on fire...but Clayton came back and at one point in the final set seemed favorite, but credit to Cullen.
No surprise the last game which was JC -v- JC was this JC's favorite match of the night
So we are down to a final 8.
Of all the hyped players in the PDC without a proper Major, Chizzy, Cullen and Merv King are 3 of them I would not begrudge a title, and with King already gone and Chizzy drawn against Cullen, in a game I could not call as both can be brilliant and both can shit themselves quicker than Ian White after a bad curry. I would like to see the Winner of Chizzy/Cullen go on to win the title but that ain't happening.
MVG plays Shitlock and now that Hunchback appears to have got his mojo back he will batter Shitlock, Ando will dispose of Dirk van Divingboard, and think Vermin Price will brush aside Jeffrey de Zwaan. I would love to be wrong and see MVG, Ando and Price lose but again, I simply cannot see it happening over the now even longer distance.
As I said earlier, De Zwaan managed to at the very least maintain his ranking money due to his performances in a comp he really should not have even been in , and only got in due to the blubber brothers of Fatpot and Bunting testing positive.
Earlier I posted a tweet where Dobey was using Fatpot and Bunting not getting any money was an excuse for his shit performance. Regardless of what happened to Lewis and Bunting, Dobeys performance was shit, and his crying on twitter would not change that.
Adrian Lewis however did respond to Dobey, and his response got some negative feedback with some people on forums calling him a wanker. Lewis replied with this
I do think Lewis has a point though, and whilst Shitlock and De Zwaan were always going to accept an invite to a comp they clearly were not good enough to qualify for, and gladly accept the money that comes with said performances, I do think it qualifies as a unique thing.
We have seen players for example on the euro tour who if they lose first round get the thousand pound money, but not have it go on their rankings, so there is already a sort of precedent for situations thart are different, and since Bunting and Lewis are the first to be in this unique situation a sort of ruling sahould be done.
You must understand that Shitlock and De Zwaan are ranked closely to Lewis and Bunting, and a single spot in the rankings could have a huge effect on upcoming events, qualificatio, brackets etc. I think Shitlock and De cZwaan should get the money they win, but it should not count on their rankings, Lewis and Bunting did not skip the event, or withdraw because they were sulking like Wade, or could not be arsed like Wade etc, they were ordered out, as they were not even aware they had it until the tests came back.
Some people have asked me to mention the WDF virtual world cup but that shower of shit is not even worth wasting my time to go into bar mention I saw THIS SHIT, and it told me all I need to know,
57 dart legs, a munter winning a game with a 30.3 average.....fuck that.
Last week I mentioned how Adam smith Neale was being accused of borrowing money of people to gamble, and not paying them back and selling stuff and not sending out the goods.
Ronnie Baxter was the latest to get accused of this as seen on the Darts Anonymous account HERE
