The runaway winner of this weeks award goes to Uncle Barry for his announcement of a women's series of events with places up for grabs at Ally Pally. This is a joke not for the sole reason people think it is, but for multiple reasons.
so lets start with this.
1. Hypocrisy and double standards by the women.
For years we have had to listen to these hypocrite bitches whinge and complain how "women are as good as the men", which is an outright lie, as women are utter shit, the averages prove this, the stats prove this, the head to heads etc prove the women's game is utter shit in comparison to the men. We have heard these munters whine how the money should be higher. Why ? Do womens games sell tickets, are they worthy of getting the same of the men who play at a higher standard, sell more tickets etc. Women's games have lower tv viewing figures, and make no mistake a munters only event would struggle to sell a ticket, even the mens game in the bdo struggle to sell a ticket never mind the shit the munters fling. The highest average at the last munters "world pro" was 85.00, that was the best, and that was by Lisa Ashton, who is already in the PDC.
So these hypocritical bitches who want equality and be treated the same as the men have no problem in accepting invites to a comp that is clearly gender biased, but seemingly it don't matter now as it is in their favour, so much for their principles huh ?
2. Gender bias.
In Barry Hearns very own words, he said the PDC is open for everyone regardless of color, creed, gender etc, if you are good enough you can play. The PDC is unisex, and a load of munters rocked up to Q-school, and only one single munter won a tourcard, and that was Lisa Ashton. Now imagine if the PDC announced a Men's only series and told Lisa Ashton she is not allowed play, because it was Men only, there would be uproar by feminist cunts shouting "sexism" as Lisa as a tourcard holder is being victimized because of her gender. But when the PDC announce a women's only event, and men are not allowed enter, no one gives a flying fuck. vTell me that is not double standards.
Let this sink in...You have a Unisex code that caters for both men and women, hosting a series of comps for one gender only, so the winners can play in a unisex world champs. Anyone who can not see the mental illness and hypocrisy in this is either a liar or retarded.
Surely if the women are as good as the men as they like to claim then why can they not qualify in the same matter as others do. Why are thees useless munters who want equality, suddenly welcoming of preferential treatment.? what happened to their desire for equality for all ?
3. You cannot replicate the past.
Make no mistake this whole series of events for munters is not because these hypocrite bitches are great dart players who can perform at the standard the men can, because they cannot,it is being done for the simple reason of the political correctness, and also the PDC whoring itself out for publicity and media attention in the hope that they can recreate what happened last year when Fall-in SheerLuck had a lucky run and garnered media publicity. Fallon is the exception to the rule, for every Fallon there are dozens of Bo Selecta type monsters chucking utter turds.
You can go the full hog and make half the field at Ally Pally munters to tick political correctness boxes, and they still will be fodder.
Since Lisa Ashton is a tourcard holder, will she be allowed in this womens comp ?
If so, then her being allowed in a comp where men are not, is that not gender bias in a company that is supposedly open to both sexes, Either the PDC is unisex or its not, you cannot have it both way.
And supposing Ashton enters, and fails to qualify, does she get a second go via the standard qualification route, giving her twice as many chances as the men. Again that is more gender bias, all done to get munters on tv so the PDC can flog it like a dead horse in the hope of getting temporary viewers, whilst alienating the long term fans.
4. They don't deserve this opportunity.
Time for a little history lesson. This whinging by munters is not a new thing either, over a decade ago when these ungrateful cunts were crying about opportunities, Uncle Barry decided to have a PDC Women's World championships, so not the first time the Unisex PDC decided to give preferential treatment to these ungrateful women.
The first PDC women's world title took place in 2010, which was won by Stacey Bromberg, but what most fans remember is not who won it, or the year it was held, but the reasons why it never was held again, Anastasia Dobromyslova and Deta Hedman both entered, but they were the only "top women in darts" at the time that did.
Thats right those cunts like the alcoholic bulldyke Trina Gulliver, Julie Gore, Francis Hoenselaar, Rhian Edwards and the rest of the so called "top players in the rankings" snubbed Barry Hearn. The cunts crying about chances and opportunities basically told Barry to go fuck himself.
Now a decade latter Barry is back bending over backwards to these bdo bitches again, if that is not the action of a fucking Knob I don't know what is.I would be a vindictive cunt and never again do those ungrateful cows a favor, fuck political correctness, if the wenches are as good as they claim let them qualify like Lisa Ashton did and credit to her, but the other greedy selfish hypocrite bitches want it all. The truth is women are not good enough to qualify in a unified field maybe Lisa or Fallon would get lucky and qualify on merit, but that would be it, the very fact Barry Hearn had to create a women's only event in an already unisex code proves my point.
5. Covid
If there was no covid these events would not be happening, and my reasoning for this is quite simple, the world Series events would have been going on and Fall-in Sheerluck who undeservedly got invited to every single one, would be forced down our throats and the media machine would be in full effect, but with no Fallon for the PDC to hype and tick PC boxes, this is the next best thing for the PDC to do to appear woke,
We had the token black, and token woman at the Matchplay, and the PDC have to keep up this facade of "look how pc we are" and piss off the fans with this shit even more.
A quick look around forums, facebook and twitter clearly shows more people see through this pc bullshit this whole thing is.
Also these women's events are being played behind closed doors, due to health and safety.
If there was no covid, and by some sheer miracle these comps were still going ahead, they would still be behind closed doors because who in their right mind would buy a ticket to a munters only event ? Someday Barry Hearn might actually realize putting women who are clearly not good enough in the pinnacle event of world darts in order to tick political correctness boxes just because they were born with tits instead of ability, is only going to lessen the overall product.
Leaving out players who are vastly superior in ability to accommodate others just because of their gender damages the product.
What next ? A blacks only comp so we can get a quota of black people at Ally Pally
How about a gay series, so that "minority group" can be represented.
How about a cripple series ...oh wait, they would have to cancel "walk ons"
Where do you draw the line ? If the PDC is open to all then a comp for one specific group of people is simply wrong.
Whatever happened to a world championships consisting of the best players , all there on their ability, not because of their gender, color, sexual orientation, etc ?
I have not forget that the top 2 of these munter events also qualify for the Grand slam, but unlike Ally Pally, the Grand slam has been a complete farce and will continue to be so as long as Uncle Barry keeps handing out charity to the begging scum of the BDO who come cap in hand every year for a payout, which for most of the beggars is more than they would ever earn under the "great businessman" Des the liar. Still it is funny watching the bdo beggars getting their arse handed to them.
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Speaking of Des the liar, the deluded fuckwit spouted this shit recently:
"So annoyed of waking up in a morning and someone with “a snippet” of news (news I told the world a year ago ?) jumps on it and gets it completely wrong? Seems the guy is now some sort of expert on company law?
To be clear, BDOE and BDOL are 2 different companies, yes the old BDO board in 2016 signed a crazy contract with Sportotal locking in both companies, but they are separate companies??
A word of advice to all readers, people that post (what they believe are facts) on Social media are usually factually incorrect.
BDOL own all assets and these assets cannot be taken away from us, this is just one of the reasons why we went through the process in the way we did, why I’ve had to stay quiet during months of being vilified and a huge reason to vote BDO BICC.
Des
Des is actually admitting both BDO E and BDO L have/had contracts with sportotal, so in effect sportotal can get what they are owed of either. and sue both organisations. The thick prick never thinks before he runs his mouth. When he claims they are separate companies, why the question marks ? but the real jewel in this is him saying how BDO L now own all the assets, as if they moved things to BDO L when they knew the writing was on the wall. Surely that is illegal ?
What the last part of his rambling had to do with voting BDO BICC is anyone's guess. Speaking of County darts...I know, no one really gives a fuck about it, but since it pisses off the bdo its worth mentioning. The UKDA announced this week:
The team are very pleased to announce, on behalf of Cumbria, that the county have voted to join the UKDA.
We are delighted that Cumbria have decided to be part of our journey, and join Derbyshire, Clwyd, Shropshire, Cleveland, Salopian, Kent, Carmarthenshire, Lancashire, Cheshire, Northumberland, West of England, Wirral and Merseyside in our organisation.
We look forward to a long and successful association.
From what I have been told, due to the situation with the upcoming BDO AGM and that cunt Des the liar trying to illegally stop counties from attending unless they pay up front first, a lot of other counties have committed to the UKDA and are waiting for the right moment before announcing they too are joining the UKDA.
The UKDA also signed some sponsorship with a company called Elite Sports Management, no idea who they are, but doubt the money invested would be enough to cover Andy Fordham's bar bill.
Elsewhere Tommy the Jew and his rag tag band of carny's are very quiet, maybe they know the game is up for them, and are looking for a way to spin this in a way where they won't appear as idiots, good luck with that.
Who knows, maybe Tommy might come out and give his support to Des again, after all, Tommy loves giving his support to people who abuse the fuck out of him.
If Tommy had half a brain and actually cared for county darts like he always claimed, he would throw his backing, whatever that is worth,behind the UKDA and fold up his nonsense group.
As for the BDO and Des taunting Sportotal and boasting how he wont be paying, I hope after the stupid horse braider has openly admitted to both companies having a contract, that Sportotal sue the fuck out of the BDO.
Its not that I give a shit about sportotal but want the bdo to spend what little money they have left after Des wasted over 3 quarters of a million quid, I want to see the BDO blow what pittance is left on solicitors and legal fees and it will finally cripple that cult, and that is what the bdo is.
Then Des the liar can spend the rest of his miserable existence acting like the innocent victim, and running the Lincolnshire World darts championship....you know its coming as the simpleton wont go easy, his inflated ego won't allow that.
Other than this, it has been a quiet week, so thought I would finish up with some stuff from forums. starting with this hilarious one
Maybe Rod Studd isn't the only one to have suffered a stroke recently?......word has it half of Barry Hearn's brain has shut down, now he's attempting to sell the preposterous notion of a "four event women's series".
Let's have it right, just because schnozzy Sherrock entertained 3000 coke fuelled cockney piss heads over Christmas, uncle Barry sees yet another fuckin licence to print money.
Wake up and smell the coffee, pal.....you have lost the plot.
Who in their right mind wants to watch this collection of human oddities turn double one into a burst mattress?, barring Billie Jean King and Michael Barrymore's pool cleaner?.
How Barry Hearn can get rid of those walk on girls and replace them with a gang of munters that make Joanne Wright look like Cindy Crawford is fucking beyond me, I mean look at the state of them.
Fallon Shnozzrock: the last person on earth you would want to share a bag of sniff with.
Lisa Ashton: Lancashire rose my eye, she looks more like Tommy Cooper than Tommy Cooper ever did.
Aileen de Graaf: looks like Bungle from Rainbow, and still can't make her mind up whether she prefers the taste of sausage or beans?.
Deta "right turn Clyde" Hedman: the biggest choker the game will ever see
Laura Turner: her claim to fame is aiming for treble 20 and putting the dart outside the fucking board....live on television.
Biscuit barrel Beau Greaves: this kid is going places.......the nearest gastric bypass clinic.
Maria O'Brien: shit at darts but could make a handy living as a Bobby George tribute act
The list of baskerville's goes on and on.....none of these wretched creatures should be playing darts anywhere other than Josef Fritzel's basement, nevermind anywhere near a television camera.
The next one is something else. A physically and mentally stunted little cunt from Rochdale said on a forum that the bdo tin pot january jobber jamboree would get more posts than the PDC thread for their World champs, and even asked was it because the BDO was more entertaining ?
I laughed at the absurdity of this.
The stupid bastard is too dense to comprehend, the reason a bdo thread would get so many posts is because of the unintentional comedy, not the darts.A PDC thread would have no need of 20 pages of questions asking what the prizefund will be., because that would never be in doubt.
There would be no page after page of people wondering where the actual trophies are, because again, that would not happen or have to ask why channel the darts is on etc.
You would not see people asking "why is there tarmac road rallying on my screen" like you would see on a bdo darts thread.
Then this level of stupidity from the moron from rochdale is not a new thing, this is the guy who said for years around 2012 that Phil Taylor was the only difference between the codes, and the same moron that claimed when Stephen Bunting joined the PDC that there was only 2 better players in the world.
A spastic who got fucked out of a PDC for acting the maggot and spent the following years trying to slate the PDC at every opportunity.......you got to laugh at the stunted intelligence of some people in darts.
