Keith Deller is fast becoming a full blown bitch these days.
Last week he was crying over Adrian Lewis who made a joke. Lewis said during the Matchplay after beating Marc Almonds twin Danny Noppert, Lewis jokingly said in his post-match interview with Sky: “It’s like one of Keith Deller’s exhibitions up there, that’s how it sounded.” What was even sadder was Fatpot apologizing for it.
This week the spastic Deller posted this on twitter when asked about the ex con who deleted his twitter account in a hissyfit
The hypocrisy here is fucking staggering. Deller actually whining about people saying horrible things and not thinking before hand is lost on the short arse. In fact he is using the very same virus as an excuse to defend the very same prick who thinks the same virus is just the flu....go figure.
Would this be the same Mason who did horrible things from going to prison for attacking people with a hammer ?
The same Mason with convictions for wife beating and dole fraud ?
The same Mason who threatened multiple people and posted pics from my wife's facebook and stalked her and spent ages looking for my address ? I was not the only person who he threatened either. The same clownshoe who said this covid was just a flu and people were over reacting.
The same idiotic moron who claimed all those that died from covid, including kids, healthcare workers etc, were destined to die this year anyway.
This is the same Mason who acts the hard man dishing out threats, making retarded accusations, but when he hears a few home truths deletes his twitter and has that midget cunt Deller act like Mason is the victim. I am sure the family members of people who lost loved ones to covid, do not find it funny an ITV employee is using his name to belittle and lessen the deaths of those unfortunate people that died.
As for Deller, this is the cunt that took a double World champion in Lewis, and turned him in to a jobber. Took Adrian Lewis from the pinnacle of Darts and playing on Majors, to whoring his fat hole out on the P&O Ferry, in front of a handful of spectators....hence the quip by Lewis during the Matchplay. Adrian Lewis under Deller even stopped doing the Euro tours, in order to do exbo's, and then people wonder why the slump for Lewis happened.
Lewis was a better player than Deller ever was, so what in the blue fuck was Fatpot thinking taking advice from someone who is less of a player ?.
That is like MVG taking Christian Kist on as a coach or manager.....get ta fuck...
Time for this old pic
Read also this week that Mike van Duivenbode is out of darts for the foreseeable future after picking up an arm injury.
Hopefully it wont be too long he is out...not that I really care about him, but with him out, that fat farmer cunt and attention whore and q-school failure Scott Mitchell will be the one who replaces him in the Autumn series. Then again I can see a heap of players opting to miss this Autumn Series, so its possible he would have been in regardless, or maybe we will all be spared that slow cunts antics and he might stay at home with the rest of the jobbers only there to make up the nunbers for the first round.
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I knew of a psoriasis ridden attention whore from Nantwich with a obsession for Peter Manley who use to spend his time on darts forums trying to have them shut down. Saw this pic below, and thought this would be right up his street. He could stay at home and rim the fuck out of his hero Manley, and the cops would have one less convicted drink driver on the road to worry about, a driver that already killed someone. How did I know the scumbag killed someone ? The attention whore actually boasted of it on a forum one time in order to make the thread about him, as if it were some badge of honour, any wonder his wife left him and his kids despise him.
Can visualize it now...."Peter...Peter...I love you...I marked for the PDC"
Could you imagine paying 50 quid to sit there on your own talking to him....fuck that. In fact if the fucker skype'd me the only reason I would answer would be to berate him and the gangster DRA.
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It was also announced today the Kyle Anderson withdrew from the World Series finals due to personal reasons. So what with it being a TV event surely the PDC would use this opportunity to bring in someone young, aesthetically pleasing on the eye, and of course entertaining to watch or maybe a fast paced player..
Sadly the PDC picked someone that ticked none of the above boxes, and instead opted for someone that is old,ugly and boring and slow as fuck.....still I guess we should be thankful it was Glen rather than another munter.
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The UKDA continues to add new counties to its roster.Their latest Statement:
The team are very pleased to announce, on behalf of Hertfordshire,that the county have voted to join the UKDA.
We are delighted that Hertfordshire have decided to be part of our journey, and join Derbyshire, Clwyd, Shropshire, Cleveland, Salopian, Kent, Carmarthenshire, Lancashire, Cheshire, Northumberland, West of England, Wirral, Merseyside, Cumbria and Norfolk in our ever growing organisation.
We look forward to a long and successful association.
As of yet, there are a few of the more bigger counties yet to move, like Yorkshite, but most county boards are waiting for the conclusion of the upcoming AGM
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THE MYTHS & LIES
Last week I mentioned how one one simpleton who thinks he knows everything on darts once claimed "Phil Taylor is the only difference between the codes, and of course there was even some who laughingly agreed with him, such was and still is the hatred by some for the PDC. The same small person claimed that there were only 2 players in the world better than Stephen Bunting after Bunting joined the PDC and won his sole floor comp....so with this in mind, and with it being such a quite week, I thought I might address some of the most retarded dart myths that have done the rounds on forums and social media over the years..to show that not only was Phil Taylor head and shoulders above anyone in the BDO, but plenty of PDC players leagues above the deluded cunts in the BDO.
"Martin Adams matured".
Yes this beauty was one of the excuses that was bandied about on one particular forum by a thick mick to explain how "great" prostate hole is and the split in darts and an exodus of players from the BDO played no part in the success Adams had afterwards.
Martin Adams spent over a decade...yes a decade trying to just qualify for Lakeshite and failed every time. In fact it took the split in darts, when every top player left the BDO, in order for the giggling bearded prick with no principles to just qualify in that depleted field.
Seemingly he amazingly improved when the split happened....what a coincidence huh ?
Then over the course of the next decade and longer the bearded gimp was the prize bitch of players like Raymond van Barneveld who owned him. Then in yet another amazing coincidence, as soon as Barney and a slew of others left for the PDC Adams "matured", and after a quarter of a century (thats 25 years for those in Birmingham who have trouble with maths) the bearded cunt finally won a Bob Potter tinpot.
Seemingly the split, and of course the mass exodus in the BDO played zero part in the jobber finally getting his hands on the trophy, and even then at 6 sets to nil up against a complete jobber of a pub player in the final, he still nearly lost it, even his then wife at the time had zero faith in him and she spent the match shitting in toilet. In fact the camera man was more interested in the toilet that what was happening on stage, which was odd, as if the camera man wanted to record shit, he could have just recorded what was on the oche.
To put things in to prospective, Spineless cunt was winning January Jobber Jamboree tin pots in the same era as Mark Webster and Christian Kist were winning bob Potter Cups...meaningless titles.
Another thing that is always glossed over is even back in 2002, years before the bearded prick won Lakeshite he was the #2 seed and bombed...
That brings me on to the next bullshit myth.
I used to get sick hearing that head shaking postman from the place famous for dykes ( no not the Lincolnshire darts scene) being introduced as the "5 time world champion". The hypoglycemic embarrassment is a one time World champion. Bob Potter cups since the split mean absolutely nothing. To put it simply, a world champion is someone that beats the best in the world to be the best in the world to become the champion of the world, the clue is in the title.
How can you be a world champion in the BDO when you are not playing the best in the world, but are instead playing jobbers in an amateur set up. Barney was an amateur champion, the slayer of county players, lord of the super leaguers. A 5 time world champion ? In his fucking dreams.
"Richie Burnett in the mid to late 90s was possibly the best player in the world" ; This is another gem that makes me laugh, the main culprit for spouting this inane horseshit is the human pipe cleaner Paul Nicholson. Ever since Nicholson once got a comms job for the BDO he went full mushroom with the rimming of bdo players and distortion of the truth so that he might get offered the comms gig again.
Putting aside the fact that Burnett was not even fit to snort the dandruff of Phil Taylor's shoes, lets look at some stats.
Burnett won the Bob Potter cup in 95, and the following year he again made the final in 96. In fact he reached the final yet again in 98, recording his highest average in a final. So if this 95- 98 period is the period Paul Nicholson refers to ,then how come in the middle of that period in 1997 during a cross code competition called the Battle of Champions Burnett got the snot pasted out of him by Taylor ?
That same year Burnett was also beaten in the PDC Matchplay by PDC player Alan Warriner and by Rod Harrington in a play off match in the same competition.
How can Burnett then be classed as the best in the world in that period when he lost to those 3 players in that period ? Also why did Burnett not improve and win things when he joined the PDC ?
The excuse given for this was "he was past his best"....amazing how old age is an excuse, but when Adams was cleaning up in the BDO age did not matter as he "matured". Never ceases to amaze me how the arguments can be switched to suit an agenda.
"Rod Harrington was over rated"....this is another one spewed by mushrooms with a vindictive hatred of the PDC borne out of jealousy. The same mushrooms must then think anyone could win the BDO Masters pre split then, because that was what Harrington did. This was when an actual BDO event mattered and for those unaware, Rod not only won the event pre split, but beat Phil Taylor in the final. In fact Rod's winning record percentage wise against Phil Taylor is higher than MVG's. Rod won 9 and lost 7 in his career with Taylor, a record many of the other greats could not match.
As mentioned earlier, Rod beat Richie Burnett in the Matchplay in 97, when Burnett was in the BDO top 5, the next year won the Matchplay, disposing of Ronnie Baxter, who too was in the bdo top 5 at the time, and the year after that Rod made it back to back Matchplay titles. The fact I would put a PDC players championships as a tougher comp to win than Lakeshite, tells you how much more I rate Harringtons 2 Matchplay titles over anything in the BDO.
As for the rumours about the human whale Fordham being a top player, this is just ridiculous,possibly the most ridiculous of the lot, the obese disgrace could not even complete a match against Taylor without almost suffering a heart attack when they met in 2004, In an event called "The Showdown" that was shown on sky box Office the fat cunt could not even complete the match, and at 5-2 down in sets threw the towel in and showed the world what a pathetic cunt he was. Before any spaz claims it was the heat, the heat did not cause him to be that size or guzzle down that much beer. This was not their only meeting either, the head to head between Taylor and Fordham was played 7, and Taylor won all 7....one them a raping of 7 sets to 1 in the 2005 Maters of Darts.....here are two more things the BDO assholes always fail to mention. Andy Fordham left the BDO to join the PDC in 2009, and played in 6 players comps quickly afterwards and won the grand total of ZERO. He did not even win a game in the 6 comps. In fact his entire career earnings was a meager 800 quid with his last win in 2009, by 2011 he was 2 years without a win, or a penny earned in the PDC. He then hauled his disgusting carcass back to the BDO where the PDC was better off without the fat mess. He even joined up with his best friend and fellow scumbag and bigot Andy Goram to whore themselves out, where people would pay £20 to play both bigots in an exbo, in an effort to make a living, along with playing pensioners in his local pub for 2 pound a game. Also remember Fordham is not the first racist the size of a blue whale in the BDO, lets not forget that racist Fatzmaurice....who needed a whole rain forest to come up with the wood for his coffin.
Of course, always in the shadow of his Master Taylor, the fat cunt then ran his mouth about Taylor to the papers in 2015 for attention about how he could "not stand Phil Taylor". I guess when Taylor makes you his bitch time after time, its no surprise the obese tub of human excrement would be jealous of Taylor.
Next on the list "Martin Adams refused to play in the PDC because he had principles". The myth here is people actually bought that nonsense. The bearded prick once said on tv that he would never play in a competition organised or run by Barry Hearn. Not long after Adams wife left him and the bearded prick who laughs and giggles at absolutely nothing needed the money and all those principles he and others claimed the bearded prick possessed disappeared as he came crawling cap in hand to take the PDC coin. I bet uncle Barry was grinning like mad at that, knowing he eventually would come begging.
The next myth is like the Burnett one, in which the BDO loving mushrooms simply select a Bob Potter cup winner and call him the best in the world in that period. Who cares if its bullshit, the mushrooms believe it they spew it over and over it will therefore be true, even if the evidence proves otherwise. Take John Walton, another who was heralded as the best in the world. A county player that hit a number of high 90 averages over the week, which by Lakeshite standard was obviously more than enough to wrap up the title. Yet the year before Walton was battered by Scholten 3-0 in sets in the first round,, the year after his win, he lost to Colin Monk. Lets not kid ourselves, Colin Monk was only at Lakeshite for 2 reasons, one to make up the numbers, and secondly to give us the chance to see his little wimpy kid cry like a bitch live on TV as his dad the human goldfish got beaten. Johnboy Walton in later years went to join the PDC , and like other ex Lakeshite chumps, failed to even get a tour card. As for his record in cross code events , he played in the 2006 World Darts Trophy where he lost to the first PDC player he met, as Taylor raped him 4-1.
The following year in the WDT he lost first round, again to a PDC player as Adrian Lewis raped him 3-0 in sets. In the International Darts League, both years he played in a cross code he went out so early he was gone before he could play a PDC player....what a shock. Walton's career earnings are not even half of what Co Stompe won...and Stompe was a jobber.
Look at the list of post split January jobber Jamboree winners and look at their records, look how many of the Bob Potter cup winners could not even get a tour card, like the cross dressing, alcoholic criminal Les Wallace, the droopy looking Johnboy Walton, the Fat Pig farmer from Bournemouth, and look at those that switched even before the need for tour cards.
Christian Kist went around 6 months without a win last year in the PDC,
Mark Webster, is reduced to commentary, Steve Beaton is there to make up the numbers, Burnett is not good enough, Hankey was a joke, the Bearded cunt with no principles only turns up for his yearly hidings in the Slam for the PDC coin, Andy Fordham made 800 quid in 3 years, Klaasen started to find his feet until he was exposed for sending nude pics to supposedly down syndrome child, Tony David got a nose bleed at the thought of playing Taylor and was back in the worlds largest penal colony in no time, Waites is now stinking up the PDC winning fuck all.
In fact of all the Bob Potter cup winners since the split only Part & Barney has done anything of note, and Barney only did it for 2 years and then retired from being a pro, except no one told him. He phoned it in for the next decade where he failed to win a single ranking tv major.
Bunting is the new Steve Beaton, so that only leaves Glen Durrant, and Wayne Warren, and both are no spring chickens and Glen wont be bothering any engravers in the PDC, and has already amassed loses to 55 different players in PDC competition.
As for Wayne Warren, lets look at his record against PDC players and cross code competitions. In the last Grand Slam Wayne Warren lost to Wright, and no shame in that, but also lost to Danny Noppert and even Ryan Harrington beat him.
So here we are, decades after Rod Harrington was walloping the elite of the BDO, his jobber son is now beating BDO champions.....it is history repeating itself.
I still giggle to myself whenever I hear some thick cunt refer to a winner of a Bob Potter Cup as a "World champion",
Give it ten years and some cunt will be claiming Wayne Warren was as good as MVG, in the same way they said Walton/ David/ Wallace / Burnett/etc were as good as Taylor because the bitter cunts simply could not accept their beloved Cult of the BDO was so inferior.
"Phil Taylor is the only difference between the codes".....this will never get old or cease being funny.
