In all the years I have been doing this blog, the most common complaint about me by people who do not like what I write, but return every time to read it regardless, is that I am an opinionated cunt who just rants on a blog. I do not see this as an insult, because they are right, I am opinionated, and as it always has said on the header, if you are easily offended, fuck off. I have never claimed to be a journalist because I am not one. I have never studied it nor got a degree in that field, which brings me to the shower of cunts parading about promoting the sycophantic sites as news sites written by "journalists".
Normally these suck up sites where kiss arse, ass rimming, crawling bastards kiss the arse of every player and makes excuses for everything do not usually bother me but lately it has gotten ridiculous.
One such news site and I use the term loosely spammed twitter and forums with the breaking story of wait for it...an interview with Colin Lloyd where he speaks about Peter Wright. Why in the fuck would you interview one player to ask about another, would they not just interview Peter Wright instead ? This so called journalist could have asked Colin Lloyd any number of things and instead asked him about someone else. Only recently James Wade took a dig at Colin Lloyd in a post match video interview which was then edited, If they were true journalists they would be asking Colin Lloyd about that, stuff people might actually give a flying fuck about.
The same so called news site with "journalists" has another article where they spoke about scumbag Corey Cadby, which was basically info they copied off facebook and forums and presented it like it was some breaking news story they broke. No one gave a flying fuck. If they were true journalists they would have been asking Cadby about why he was back in Australia, what crimes he is/was charged with and proper questions that people might actually give a shit about.But no, just another web site where every player, be they a jobber or scumbag is presented like they are some sort of demi god, where people who are nothing but self absorbed kiss arses kiss the holes of these players instead of doing what a real journalist would do.
Another site equally as bad had a story this week about the dismal sales of tickets for the mickey mouse clusterfuck BDO World championships, stating how the BDO has less than 10% of tickets sold. This was common knowledge, but the darts site, in an effort to try make the common knowledge seem like it was some sort of exclusive, tried to bullshit the people who visited the site with complete bullshit nonsense and lies that the information they had was "leaked". No you bunch of lying cunts, it was freely available information that was out there already. This sort of shit passing as journalism is a fucking disgrace.Thankfully of all these "news stories" in the last week there was one that is well worth a mention, and it involved the comments by the sad cunt Barney in a dutch newspaper.
Barney the deluded victim complex suffering cunt with zero self awareness was playing the woe is me card again. This time his complaint was how he is not financially independent today because what he earned years ago was nothing compared to today's money. How when he goes to a supermarket his grocery bill is not paid with his achievements. He has expenses, has to pay for his own flights and hotels....he even has to pay tax.
Guess what you ignorant diabetic lump of faeces, everyone has to pay for their flight and hotels when we go places, we all pay taxes, and we all pay for our own groceries. This hypoglycemic cunt thinks he should have preferential treatment. He complained that he has to pay entry fees to competitions...which is bullshit since entry fees were scrapped long ago for tourcard holders, but he would know that if he hauled his sugar ridden lard arse to the competitions he once promised to enter.
There are countless comps he could enter for free and pick up money but no, lazy bastard would rather lay the blame for his laziness and stupidity on everyone else. Guess Sylvia must be suing him for money in the divorce now the hungry mouth facade is in full effect.. Despite this lazy lying pitiful fucker not picking up a single PDC major ranking titles since 2007 he has still earned almost Four fucking million in career earnings, has a reported 200k a year deal with Unicorn, charges thousand per night for exbos, and he expects us to feel sympathy for this cunt. All night tonight I had to listen to the shit on ITV how "this could be Barneys last time on ITV", sadly the cunt won, which means it will all be rehashed yet again for tomorrow. I said it numerous times, the faster he retires the better...and I am not sure he will retire, after all he is a proven liar. Chris Mason said tonight he does not think he will retire. Speaking of Mason, he said he loves the players Championships because we get to see 64 players which means a lot of new faces....except that is not true since we wont see 64 players as already 16 players we did not see that played on board 2 have already exited the comp.
As for the Players championships, it has been a good comp, and whilst I like the ITV production I fucking despise the ITV adverts, where if its not an advert for some starving child, people with cancer crying or a tortured animal to fleece sympathetic people of money, its some advert for gambling where the gambling company insults people's intelligence by pretending to care about punters, asking them not to chase their losses or put away their phone. As if gambling companies care, they are doing that because they are ordered to, its akin to tobacco companies putting warning labels on the cigarettes, but deep down they don't want you to quit, in fact they want you to smoke more as that means more profit for them.
Results wise it was a glorious night of results. Out went
James Richardson- A jobber living off a result over barney a life time ago, who would be more at home at a national front meeting.
Ryan Searle - A proven cheat, and scruffy fucker-
Justin Pipe - another pdc player who ran his mouth at me on a forum before being told some home truth by me and promptly left the forum,....like Jamie Cave-In.
Kim Huybrechts- An utterly unlikable person with delusions of grandeur
Aaron Monk- another annoying prick who will only be remembered by darts fans as the little shit who would spend every January in Bob potter dump crying like the little bitch as the goldfish that spawned him got his yearly battering . No amount of weightlifting and muscle building will change that.
Darryl Gurney- his sour head and strop like manners remind me of the sulky Michael Smith and despite his ability is a pain in the hole to watch, so glad he is out as well. Puke Woodlouse played well on his TV debut.
Happy Krusty went out, before he chokes later on and James Wilson who has the same dental plan as Andrew Gilding is fast becoming a player I like watching. Sadly Barney won which mean the bullshit will continue tomorrow and Ian White won which should be a bye for his opponent next round or the one after that, as when it comes to the quarters he will be gone.
Ned Boulting or whatever his name is sucks. When Chris Mason starts to sound like a pretty decent commentator you realize how many useless cunts are working in darts. The biggest loser of the night was Jonny Clayton, not just score wise, but was defending a finals spot from 2017 of £40k.
Justin Pipe was defending a semi final place of £23k...maybe he might have to go back to that forum he left in a sulk and look for sponsorship again.
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The PDC announced that the US World Series event will be moved from Las Vegas to New York and be played in the famous Madison Square Gardens, in the Hulu theater to be precise. A venue that has hosted many sports including WWE wrestling. I remember the mushrooms trying to say the PDC was like the WWE in that is was a circus, as if that was some sort of insult, but in a way both are similar, in that both sell out arenas all over the world, have tv companies lining up to show their product, sponsorship never a problem, and its stars are famous with fans all over the world.
Meanwhile the BDO is a who's who of nobodies, who laughingly call their shit event in January the "World Pro"
Professional ? The cunts cannot even spell it.
Without fail, there cannot be a week go by without Des the liar showing what a fucking spaz he is. This week he got the hump with a guy called Paul Butler. The waiter wrote
I’m posting this publicly because I cannot keep letting people like you get away with these comments directed at me as they bring the BDO into disrepute and my good name.
I get NOTHING at all financial out promoting or running any BDO competition. Fools like you think they know but clearly know ZERO what we are doing for the BDO.
You and others reading this may think I should leave this alone or if something should be done do it legal, I personally (after speaking to people that know you) don’t think your worth ANYMORE of my time).
I will be passing your name and details along with these screenshots to the BDO disciplinary officer and INSISTING that you are dealt with .
Simply not putting up with his type of posting from anyone anymore ,
DES
This Paul Butler must be shitting himself, what with the bdo disciplinary committee coming after him. Look at their track record :
Done zero when Bo selecta was caught on camera acting the cunt.
Done zero when the liar rigged the draw for his wife with false names
Done nothing when the liar and Bo use their account to threaten people
and countless other things that were swept under the carpet.
Paul Butler wrote on a forum:
The post that caused this hilarious response was on the London Superleague group when I said he might want to concentrate on paying the Masters money out and selling some tickets for indigo rather than promoting Torremolinos, wonder why that is, nothing to do with personal profit surely? Even added "allegedly" underneath.
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I like Dean Winstanley and the guy has a sense of humour, and not only reads here but in the past even got one of my photoshops I made of him printed on tee shirts,and we know his counting aint the best, hence the nickname I gave him of the Human Calculator, well he took to facebook this week and wrote
So I’m just putting this out there . Iv just been informed that ‘ your’ county’s email that has been sent out .
I wanted a day of social media fame , putting a go fund me page up ... well let me just state something . If your wanna play games let’s play ..,.
So it was agreed at the meeting there was a prize fund .....for the youth ...
Then it got taken away .... I have f—-kin proof ..
Until this fat useless b—stard got involved and put a fund me page up ...
Some person went running to some other person , stating what I’d done and said .. may I state is f—-kin true .. we need to now pay the youth ...
That fat w—ker is making us look stupid ...
Oh dear ...
Then I get slated for spelling mistakes ... p..ks... shall I talk about the f——kin worlds invites,,, after they was sent ... please don’t post them as we can’t .. f...kin spell . New ones to be sent ...
Well your no my number and my email address .. bring the f—-k on
Game on ...
And game over
Seems someone wanted to take the glory away from Dean, who stood up for the youth players, or at least thats the best I can decipher out of that.
Speaking of trying to decipher shit, take a look at this shit posted on facebook by Corey Cadby...my fucking eyes
I was going to go on about more stuff on the bdo ticket sales and other bdo shit, but I cannot be arsed., except to mention that the bdo were pusing on their facebook site that you can get tickets if you contact a posted mobile phone number.
The phone number provided was short a digit.....these people are beyond fucking stupid.
What it reminds me of
Lastly, I want to make a mention for Holland's tallest midget, that baldy hunchback cunt MVG.
I was delighted Vermin Price beat him, and Vermin more than derved it to, and was glad he went on to win the Grand Slam.
What pissed me off with that hunchbacked cunt and was his interview afterwards where like always anytime he loses there is an excuse. This time again he claimed in the post match interview he made mistakes.,...guess what cunt, no player can go a single game with out what could be called a mistake. This assumption and attitude that Price only won because of MVG's mistakes is disrespectful to Price who was the better player. Its not like MVG was below par, he was averaging well over 105 playing his A-game, and Price pressured him and was the better player. This cunt who is not averse to coughing behind opponents back when it suit him, is fast becoming a thundering cunt who thinks no one can win unless he lets him. MVG may be a great player, but he is a total cunt.
