KNOB OF THE WEEK

 

This week it went to the #12 seed for the World's Ross Smith for going out first round, Yes you can argue Harrysson played well as did Smith but missed 6 match darts before finally losing the last 2 sets.

It was the first game I saw of this years comp, and saw the Ricky Evans one before hitting the cot due to long hours at work. I saw the mongs in the crowd were even worse that last year, as they chanted boring boring tables throughout the Evans game, The very first session of this comp saw a ton plus average, something the entire Lakeshite failed to produce.

 

more to follow later........ 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

Been away for a few days, and caught up with nothing,only what I saw from the shambolic WDF over last weekend and Monday, only getting the scoes and results last night. I could have got them earlier if  really wanted them, but I didn't.

I heard comms say in one game on  think Sunday how some jobber played in comps in Finland, Czechia Wales,  Ireland etc to get the ranking points, like these ranking points were fucking golden beans. For what ? To rock up to the rundown hotel, play on some god awful stream get beat and go home to where ever with a scabby 750 quid, Fuck that. Even if you reached the final and lost you get 16k, a loser in the PDC World champions in the last 6 gets 15k.

Then you get some cross eyed half-wit say but 16k is great money for an amateur, then stop calling it a word Championships. Is there a single 2professional2, a player making his living solely on darts playing at the annual comedy festival ?

Lastly, only found out his morning Corey Cadby was in court this week for aggravated residential burglary, on his own uncles house,what a fucking scumbag cunt, Turns out, the dart player and 2 of his friends  enter the house ad left a person badly beaten....I think I am getting deja vu.here....Oh wait, I'm not this is not the first time a darts player and 2 friends enter a  house assault the occupant and end up rightfully in court.

Anyhow the averages in this amateur event 

 

 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

As a fan I have been watching darts since the very first World championships, and when the split occurred, the BDO became the unintentional annual comedy show, the gift that kept on giving, I would generally be laughing like a cunt at the levels of ridiculousness we saw, and instead of improving, it got progressively worse as Olly Croft was stabbed in the back by a bearded parasite and proven liar, before that cunt was ousted and got another cunt in a beard even if it looked like it was drawn on his face, and he did seem like a beard for Bo Selecta. I thought when the WDF took control  I hoped that there would be some improvement, but knew better than to expect it and sure enough its just as bad today.
We had complete jobbers like Wayne Warren, Neil Duff etc rock up to win this clusterfuck, even their reigning champion only turned up cos he lost in the final of an PDC event that would see him at Ally Pally. Even before this shite started they fucked up the draw, where tonight we had a game between two munter jobbers in a qualifier to win a spot in another qualifier as the WDF made a mistake with the number of entries.

On the stream I saw one guy who called it Shakeside, which was apt and it stuck, not only was the camera on the board shaking like Michael J Fox using a blender, the angle of the board was wrong, and the outer ring number alignment was also off with the numbers not fully centered and putting aside the shaking, the angle, the number alignment , the quality was dog shit blurry, and then there was the audio, especially during the cringe worthy walk ons. We then had an ex con arrive in the chat to white knight these useless cunts telling us the camera team would not be there until tomorrow, then why stream this shit tonight ? Anyone who wanted to give the WDF a look for the first time would have laughed at this shit. I do not even laugh at it anymore, I just feel embarrassed, any new viewer would turn this shit off. You only get one chance to make a first impression. Even when the first dart was throw this was the visual, and it happened in more than one game

 

I put out a tweet with the averages stating how ridiculous this is to be calling this muck a world championship, and got this reply.

 What company would spend money to sponsor this and be affiliated with this rubbish. I am sure there are kids streaming on social media with content more professional looking than this crap.
We got a solitary average over 90, and that was by the defending champion only there because he missed out on All Pally, and the runner up in this cluster fuck gets a mere 16k, in the PDC you are getting 15k for going out in the first round. Not that I watched Shane McGuirk's game, I opted to watch Modus instead, why wouldn't  ? it had  a higher standard, better players, better produced, more professional and will watch their champions night tomorrow over this WDF shit, and make no mistake it is dog shit.

 

I always do an Ally Pally / Lakeshite comparison in the averages, this year  will do an ADC Global one as well, as we know Modus is already a higher standard than the WDF which I showed last year in the stats. So after Ally Pally and Modus the question is are the WDF behind the ADC too? I have buddies who are causal fans ask me when the darts are on, as they watch it on ITV, some on Sky, if any of them asked me tonight or over the next week I would not mention the WDF cos it a fucking embarrassment to the game..Imagine Barry Hearn once wanted to but the BDO for a million quid, a couple of years later he laughed in an interview saying what was he thinking.

 

THE PDC 
As mentioned ealier I have been watching darts since the very first World championships and the bleakest period for me in terms of enjoyment was when Taylor became the most dominant player. It was like I was watching tv competitions to see who would lose to him in the final. On the rare occasion Taylor got knocked out ,every competition suddenly opened up and became vastly more interesting. I thought as a player Taylor was fantastic, I never really cared about him on a personal level even if some people despise him, for me it was all about his dominance making the game to predictable, so when Ando, Lewis and others started sharing trophies it made the game more appealing again. Sadly now those times seem back again as I feel I am watching competitions to see who can reach the final to lose to Kebab guzzler. Yes the squat lazy bloated cunt is a fantastic player, but the game is less better off with one solitary player dominating the game.

Thankfully due to his attitude, laziness, penchant for kebebs , junk food , vaping and sitting on his fat hole after he crawls out of the cot at the crack of noon his longevity in the game will be nowhere near what Taylor did, I give the fat fuck 5 years max before he burns out physically, gets diabetes, or just made so much money the desire ll be gone. 

Heres another thing, I once remember Barry Hearn in an interview agree with PDC fan how Lakeshite was top heavy in the prize fund, the PDC used it as another way to take digs at the BDO, now they are doing the very same themselves.  There is a  million quid for the winner, the equivalent of winning 5 PD Matchplays.  I know the world title is the pinnacle, but were I a pr I would rather win 5 Matchplays Majors for the same money as one event.
To put things into context, suppose Player X in 2026 wins the Masters, then follows that with winning 3 of the 4 original Majors, the UK Open, then the Matchplay, then the Grand Prix, then goes on and wins the  European championships, followed by the Grand Slam, and finally the Players championships. Player X has won every single ranking event yet gts less money than Player Y who won the Worlds. How can that be right.

Again I would rather win the Masters, Uk open, Matchplay, Grand Prix, Grand Slam, Players finals and European Champs all in one year than win the Worlds. Yes its the pinnacle, but is it truly hat important ? I think not.

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS & YOUTH FINAL

After the youth final I turned off the darts, I could not be bothered to watch the predictable, when comms would act like an Asp walk on was the greatest thing ever, before a fat chav wins the comp as Asp stands behind him grinning. Look at Littler and Asp, they look like two lads you see on the corner of any council estate. The one comp Littler did not win this year was the european championships, which was enjoyable, and even then Van Veen the winner had to depend on another player to dump out Littler, almost like how it was in the Taylor dominance era.

If Aspinall gets selected for the annual glorified invitation roadshow based on his final appearance in the Players championships finals, and thats the criteria, then by the same logic reaching the final of the UK Open, a more prestigious event should also get a player in, and reaching the final of the Matchplay, the biggest event in darts after the worlds must surely mean the player gets in also. James Wade got to the final of both the Matchplay and UK Open so Wade should also be a cert for selection if that the criteria. Whilst Wade deserves to bepicked, I as a Wade fan hopes he does not get picked so I have no excuse to watch the monotonous non ranking boring shit, if he is picked i might find myelf slightly interested in the owest extreme. Sadly though the PDC do not follow the same criteria, as its different rules for different players, ask Cross, Smudger, Nicholson, Edhouse and De Deker who all not only reached the final of rankng events but won them, only not to be selected, to give you an idea of how Matchplay sports view things, I was watching the game between Gilding and Wade and in leg one, the stream  then cut to board one to show Asinall's walk on. I shit thee not, a player's walk on was deemed more important than the actual game they were previously showing, You could not make this shit up. What would happen if Aspinall could no longer get the rights to his walk on tune. would he be deemed a lesser player ? Why should music that was simply selected by a player be more important than the actual game ?


Credit to Van Veen on defending his youth world champs, but a best of 11 is a fucking joke for a supposed world title, even if it is a youth comp. There was ample time for this be a best of 19 at the minimum. Both players deserved a longer match.

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.Lastly, as for the Worlds, always look forard to it, so have to make do with the Modus, and ADC for th moment and if you are a masochist there is the WDF.

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KNOB OF THE WEEK

GRAND SLAM OF DARTS
I cannot remember a tv ranking event passing itself of as a Major that had all 4 quarter finals that were boring one sided predictable outcomes dragged out over 2 nights. The semi finals would need to offer something to salvage what has been a pretty dour event. I thought at the time even the European Championships had more drama and entertainment. In the end Littler won it and we got Humphries make a complete twat of himself telling us he is going to win the Worlds. He was fooling no one, I believe he was trying to convince himself and when he fails he will look a right prat.  He then rocks up to the Players champs finals, leads 3-0 and goes out first round, which only makes his wild claim seem even more ridiculous, as he lost to Van Veen on tv yet again. Peter Wright then Friday night claimed he would win the worlds. Seeing as only one person can win it, one of them is going to look stupid if not both. Eric Bristow is the only person I remember saying outright before a comp he will win it and then win it, I know Taylor was confident but I do not recall him ever boldly stating he would win it prior, but cannot be certain on that.


PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS FINALS

When the fixtures were released it again showed how the cunt Porter not only has a clique, but seems to relish shoving the fact in the fans faces. Wade, the only player to beat Humphries and Littler this year on TV in ranking competitions, stuck in the afternoon session, which surprises no one as Wade is not in the Twat Porter clique. Then neither is Rob Cross, the ex world champion who once won a ranking tv title and was left out of the following Premier League, and he too got stuck in the afternoon session. Clayton, the highest ranked Welsh player up to world #5 at the time, not in the clique so he too unsurprisingly gets an afternoon session. Mike De Decker and Ross Smith, 2 more players that won a ranking TV title and were not selected for the next Premier League, both not in the clique, and both assigned to...yep, that's right the afternoon session.

The #2 seed, plus the #3, #5 and #6 seeds for this event all were not selected for the main stage but dumped out on board 2, but somehow the #34 seed Aspinall a player most certainly in the Twat porter clique gets main stage evening priority against Sedlacek. I get it both Luke's will get main stage priority but is Bellyboy, another in the clique against Schindler more worthy than so many of the ones I mentioned who were demoted to lesser sessions ?

The cunt Porter is basically telling people who they despise. If Wade or Clayton overtook Bunting or MvG and get automatic PL spots watch the prick Porter change the qualifying criteria to get his undeserving favorites in. Thank fuck the Premier League is a meaningless, non ranking invitation exbo that is not worth a fuck to me, but I am sure it certainly matters to the players outside of the clique who are more deserving than the undeserving ones selected. You can argue that Clayton lost, as did the #2 seed Nijman but the PDC did not know that when they arranged the line up. Take Krusty, one of the last to play on Friday night, and one of the first to play on Saturday, you think his game would be later in the afternoon session. As for the fat obese waddling kebab guzzling cunt and walking heart attack Littler who self admittedly does not get up til the crack of noon, to sit on his ever increasing fat hole, he will have to go from the cot to the stage for the afternoon session like everyone else left. Ando, Dobey, Searle, Wattimena were all yet again dumped on board 2 for the second time as the clique favourites of Stutters, Bunting, Josh Cock and Price get the usual preferential treatment. 

Just wait until he Worlds and you will see the same shit, and when the worlds is over the favorites being selected for the PL. The comms are fucking appalling, Stuart Pike is so far up the fat hole of Littler he can see the back of Littlers yellow teeth. Thankfully with ITV, Warriner and Mason sound almost fantastic in comparison to the usual Sky cunts.

 

Lets finish on some positive notes. 

The Match fixing cunt went out first round,, good riddance to the cunt. 

The Aussie cabbage Heta went out early so we are spared any future retarded walk on.

We had ITV commentary

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

It was initially a toss up between Wade and Bunting who both were defending a semi final spot and 50k and both went out first round. Wade completely blew it again Belmont just like Bunting did against Toylo, but in the end what swung it was Bunting lost all 3 of his games and was the higher ranked player.The only thing in his favor was those chasing him for the automatic PL spot was Wade and Clayton being equally as shit. Van Veen could have made a lot of ground but he too failed to get out of the group.
GRAND SLAM
SATURDAY
Bunting blew it against Toylo, Wade blew it against Belmont, Clayton got walloped by Camtree who looks like a homosexual from the 1920s with that tache, Price lost to Evans, Rock lost to the match fixer and Ando lost to Springer, plenty of upsets. I don't like Bellyboy but glad he won as comms rimming Aspinall is unbearable, I don't like MvG and I don't have a problem with Greaves but had she won, again comms would have been unbearable.
SUNDAY
When Bunting, Clayton and Wade lost their second game it meant the then world number 4,5 & 6 were out. Humphries made the headlines hitting a 9 darter to win against bellyboy.
MONDAY
Between dead rubbers and players out regardless there was less worthy matches, but it did see cabbage Heta get sent packing. Humphries needing just a leg to qualify started with a 10 darter against Asp who was fucked and out he went.
TUESDAY
Odd isn't when a German crowd boos a fat Brit like Littler comms do not like it, when a Brit crowd boos a German playing a fat Brit suddenly its comical. Imagine that, weird how that works. But comms rimming Greaves, crowds booing her opponents etc will only get her so far before the reality and fact kicks in that she is not elite. She is a very good player, possibly the best female player ever, but not elite level enough to compete at the very top and there is no shame in that.
WEDNESDAY
Evans and Woodlouse had a decent ending, and outside a comedic and appalling last leg between Bellyboy and Dobey it was a boring night of darts, so bad I turned off the audio and listened to some podcasts in the background. 
THURSDAY
I enjoyed the all German clash even if it was standard fare. and it might save Wenig's tourcard. Josh Cock bores me. and when Littler went 5-0 up on the match fixing cunt I was hoping for a 10-0. It was not to be but at least the cheat was gone. Comms tried hype Huchback the rubber lipped mongo and to be fair he got further than I expected before Noppert sent him out. More on that in a bit.
FRIDAY
As Friday night sessions for a tv event, this was abysmal. 2 matches which were not only highly predictable but repeat of matches we already saw in this competition earlier in the week due to the retarded way of the top 2 in a group being able to meet again if they both win a last 16 match. Mardle and company tried to big up the 9 dart attempt and I am sick of these cunts hyping a 9 darter or attempt at one. I rather have a decent game than a great leg.

OVERVIEW
Every year its the same argument, the stupid draw, every year in the slam its the same stupid qualifier, every year its the same stupid selection process, where winners of floor comps in fields of 128 can miss the Slam, and players winning jut 3 games in a depleted qualifier can get in the slam and then wonder why I and so many other fail to see this tv event as a Major. It was never one of the 4 big proper and established majors, and simply making it ranking event wont alter that. The qualifying criteria alone, the stupid draw placement etc all contribute to this.

MVG
Remember when MvG won the non ranking, invitational glorified exbo event that is the World Series back in September and comms told us MvG is back ? I told ye before then, and told ye then when it comes to a ranking event on TV he will bomb, and I was right yet again. So much so I even screencapped this tweet, one of many tweets by people rimming the fat cunt who bought the bullshit comms spewed them.

Since MvG won that non ranking, invitational, glorified exbo event in September and comms declared he was back, MvG has
played in the following,
ET#12 Hungarian Darts Trophy- lost 3rd round to Noppert.
ET#13 Swiss Darts Trophy - Withdrew
Players Champs #28 - Lost in the last 32 to Smudger
Players Champs #29 - Raped 6-0 in the last 16 by Smudger
Players Champs #30 - Upset by the raping the previous day he sulked more and withdrew
World Grand Prix - Lost 2-0 in sets in the opening round to dirk averaging in the 80s
Players Champs #31 - Lost in the last 128 to Dom Taylor
Players Champs #32 - Withdrew, went home in a sulk
ET#14 German Darts Championship - Withdrew ...still sulking
European championships - Lost in the semi final to Van Veen averaging 93
Players Champs #33 - Withdrew since he could not now make the finals
Players Champs #34 - "see above"
Grand Slam of Darts - Lost 2nd round to any Noppert
Players Championships Finals - Has not qualified.

Are those the results of a player who is back? Comms told simpletons he was back and fools actually drank the PDC kool-aid. To think, there are morons out there who have publicly declared that MvG was better than Taylor. Let that resonate for a moment, these people are allowed vote, and drive on the road, and even more frightening is they are allowed breed and spawn the next generation of imbeciles. The same type of abortion survivors with flashbacks of coat hangers who probably believe Headshaker won 5 world titles, or a giggling bearded parasite howling like a dementia ridden fossil won 3. Some people will believe anything. Remember all the defective bdo mushrooms from years ago ? They are now among the PDC fans.

HUMPHRIES
He announced tonight seemingly that he might skip all next years players champs, take the 34 days off, along with the weekend of the PC finals. I can fully understand this, he expects to loses his #1 spot so will concentrate on the tv events to reclaim said spot. In fact i can see Littler doing similar, MvG not so much if he wants to get back anywhere to where he was, but it looks those days at the top are long gone for him.

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

2 years ago Rob Cross reached the final of the Slam, and earned 70k, and this week he does not get a dart to defend a penny of it due to his failure to qualify, which now sees him drop 7 places to world #16 and certain results could see him drop further. This also has the knock on effect in the qualifiers for next years euro tours, where for the standard top 16 player who get automatic entry to the euro tours they roughly need only just 6 wins in total to make the European Championships, Cross only just got the 6 despite playing all the euro tours, if he is not a seed next year he will have to win at least twice as many games to qualify..

Humphries defends 150k and one has to think anything less than winning the title sees him lose the world #1 spot. In fact Humphries could win the final against Littler, and Littler could still overtake him if Littler picked up any group winners bonus.
As for Wade, he drops to 6th as he had 53k coming off his ranking for a semi final and group winners bonus, but unlike Cross, he gets to compete. Bunting remains in 4th even though he to defends 50k, with Clayton up to 5th hot on his tail for the #4 spot.The weirdest anomaly is Smudger moving up 4 places despite not qualifying, however that wont factor in too long as I expect at least 2 players to overtake him. Aspinall may be down a #21 but with the 5 players above him all failing to qualify, expect moves from him. Krusty at 29th is fucked, and Bellyboy at #30 at least did qualify but do not expect much from him.

I am no fan of MvG and a lot of his comments over the years, however back in 2017 he was asked if he thought a woman could ever compete with the men at the top. He replied No. There are brainwashed simps, who think Beau Greaves, fresh from battering other females and trannies in the munter series is an elite player. From a performance level in terms of standard, averages etc, Beau Greaves is not just the best female player, she is the best female player ever by a country mile, she is not typical of any other female player. MvG was 100% right women will never compete with Men at the very elite, and Greaves as the sole woman on the planet who might take a few scalps here and there will not alter that. You have people claiming she should be in the Premier League, why ?Because she is a woman ? Surely the whole point of feminism, Women's right etc was so people are treated with equality and not judged on their gender, so putting Greaves in just because she is a Woman is the very epitome of sexism. or is this lost on people ? I have read how she won 80 odd matches against other female jobbers, and whilst impressive, how does that qualify her for the Premier League ? If a man won 100 matches in a row against men and women in Modus for example would he too be worthy of a call up to the Premier League? Of course not. Personally I could not give a fuck if she was ever selected as the Premier League is meaningless to me, its great money to the players involved, but as a non ranking invitational exbo it means fuckall. In fact were Greaves to be selected it would only reiterate my point even more, how its not about ability, or those that deserve it, as I have always claimed but about whatever Twat Porter could do to compensate his favourites, grab attention and play the sexism card how the PDC is not sexist, by doing the very thing that would make them sexist in awarding spots to individuals based on gender.

I do wonder if Wade makes it to World #4 will the PL rules change again ? What if boring Clayton disposes fat obese Bunting for the #4 spot and PL spot, will the rules change, or will they change regardless as we know Twat Porter will want Price, Stutters and his usual favorites involved.

Another argument I saw this week on social media was about the ADC and the WDF, who if I got it correct both have their annual clusterfuck competitions happening the same week, with Jeff Smith turning down the WDF to play the ADC, and 3 other players turning down the ADC to play WDF. I saw some people arguing which was the more valid World championships.
The answer is very simple, neither of them are a world championships, there is only one World championships and that is the PDC world championships, The ADC event they call a global world champs, and the WDF clusterfuck which they hilariously call a world champs are just these codes biggest events of the year. If my local calls its xmas event a world champs it does not make it true Good luck to the ADC and WDF, but change the name, no one believes the jobber that wins these events are a World Champion. Shane McGuirk the WDF winner has jobbed on the PDC Challenge Tour, Devon Peterson who won the ADC event can barely win a game in Modus.

As for the Slam and the groups we were always going to get some groups far more alluring than others however groups A-E  and group H look fairly predictable for the most part, or at least on paper. Hopefully Gian van Veen gets through group F as that will mean one of Josh Cock and the match fixing cunt Nijman goes out. This might be the first year ever I am predicting a top seed to not make it out of a group. I think MvG might struggle against Ando, Springer and Greaves, would be priceless if the fat rubber lipped mongo hunchback bombed.
All this kicks off at 1pm Saturday although the first 3 matches of the session do not appeal to me.

 

 

 

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KNOB OF THE WEEK

This week every year is like deja-vu, I criticize the idiotic qualifying criteria for the Grand Slam, as do so many others on social media. Every year it is the same argument, you have players who won just 3 games in a one off competition that is already a decimated and depleted field, and for just 3 wins you get to play in the Grand Slam.

Yet this year, there are TEN players who won proper ranking Player Championships, where they competed in full fields of 128, and had  to win 7 matches to win an actual title, and those ten players do not get a spot in the Grand slam for those achievements. Yes you can argue they were in the lottery that is a qualifier, but the point is winning full ranking competitions should carry more weight than some depleted one off clusterfuck of a qualifier. When Cross, Chizzy, Smudger, Wright, Babs, Joyce, Dirk, Cullen, Menzies and Barney went  out early in the qualifier you knew it was jobber jamboree time.

Bellyboy made it through which was sickening enough although I do not mind Noppert, Rapid Ricky,Evil Charlie and Connor Scutt, but Luke Woodlouse, dear fucking Christ. Wenig is only there to finish bottom of a group, and the vile match fixing cunt made it through. I despise that cunt more than anyone in the PDC.

Does anyone truly believe Wenig, Woodhouse, Scutt etc are more deserving than players that won titles this year like Cross, Smudger, Menzies, Searle Cullen etc. The system is flawed, and when you consider the success of Littler and Humphries who reach so many finals it lowers the number of available spaces on offer via the finals route. I think every single player who wins a trophy be it Euro tours or floor titles should be automatically in even if it means no floor qualifier.  How often have we heard that twat Porter tell us players will be rewarded for their success, except when it comes to the Grand Slam, and the Premier League, and the World Series.

EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIPS

I missed the semis and final of the European Championships and only found out the result via the pdc highlights on youtube on Monday. Happy for Van Veen, a player I like, as for Humphries who earned more than Littler to maintain the #1 spot, it gives comms something to drag up again for the next tv event. What did piss me off was the media, comms etc after Wade deservedly beat Littler, instead of praising Wade it was excuse after excuse for Littler and how he did not play well, when in reality Wade could have won by more, but then it was the same when prime Taylor or MvG lost always claim their favourite did not play well instead of crediting the player that beat them. As for Gian, he broke in to the top 10. Well happy for the lad.

As I said last week, over 2 years ago the top 2 players in the world rankings were Bellyboy and Wright, they now are #29 & #30 with Cullen at #31.

PREMIER LEAGUE DISCUSSION

Right away Gian was being predicted to be in the next PL, and whilst I would like that, remember multiple players have won tv events and not been selected, ask Smudger, Cross, De Decker, and Nicholson. As it stands if the format remains the same it would be the Lukes, Bunting and MvG as the top 4, stick in Van Veen and Wade who had 2 Major finals this year, beat Littler last week, and has climbed the rankings to world #5 and among the top earners of 2025.
As for the 2 remaining places, I have no doubt Twat Porter would want Aspinall and Price, but Price is not even the best Welsh player currently and clayton is in better form even if he is dull. Rock is solid but has done fuckall in Majors, and no one really gives a fuck about his non ranking world Cup win, forget Bellyboy, Wright, Cullen, Heta Smudger etc. That only leaves Dobey who has less personality and charisma as Wez Newton, and Noppert who to his credit is playing well. Cross is not worthy and was never a Twat Porter favourite, Ando is not worthy, and probably will claim he does not want it. Asp is in form but to include him would be criminal.

However with the Slam, PDC and Worlds to come, everything will change, MvG cannot defend his 60k at the PDC players finals and could be out of the top 4 by then, Wade could be in the top 4 and the PDC might suddenly change the rules, a dark hose could do what Van Veen did and win an event and it all changes again, so until the last 8 of the worlds it will be wide open and any more discussion until then is just pointless, no point criticizing what they might do.

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS
EVENT #33
There was no Littler, MvG, Wade, Van Veen, Clayton, Rock, or Ando, and when Humphries Cross and Bunting were gone before the last 64, there was not a top 10 player left. By the time it ended Dobey was however back in the top 10 with his win against Magpie. At 6-6 Willie went 12 darts without a treble and it cost him the match he should have won.Dobeys win also assured him of a Grand slam spot. Elsewhere Aspinall and Heta both it 9 darters
EVENT #34.
Littler was back, and again Humphries Cross and Bunting were gone before the last 64, as were Smudger, Asp, Heta, Wright, Joyce , Dirk and De Decker, and with no Price, Wade, Van Veen etc involved I lost interest but Campbell dumping out Littler perked my interest again as Cullen, Chizzy, Schindler and Gilding all exited. Babs had to win the event to make the PCF or else the field was set and went out to Dobey. Magpie and Dobey made the semis again.When the match fixing cunt reached the final to playing the boring cunt woodlouse I was done.

The big winners this week were Van Veen getting in the top 10 and up to #7. Dobey who moved back in to the top 10 with his win and semi final and moved 3 spots to #8. Magpie jumped 4 places to #41. Woodlouse jumped 3 spots to #25, what a grim reality.Price dropped yet another spot to #14.

Twat Porter will be giving himself an aneurysm trying to work out what believable, let alone viable or plausible excuse will be needed to stick him and stutters in the PL. No player going down the rankings should be considered for the PL in a fair and balanced system, however this is the PDC when rankings, form, titles etc can be totally disregarded in favor of picking the players in his own clique.

I saw this week speed jobber Vinny was criticizing Gerwyn Price, not for political choices, not for any incident, not for any comments he made, but ...wait for it...losing weight.  Here is a game where over 50% of the players have bigger bellies than  the patients in a fucking maternity ward, where obese cunts like Littler and MvG waddle instead of walking, players that have more chins than a Chinese phone book, players out of breath on TV after a walk on of 20 yards and then climbing 6 steps.  Yet Vincent van der Voort thinks Price needs to be fatter. What normal rational sane person would take medical advice of speed jobber Vinny? He is like the Dutch version of Mervyn King, who has had every ailment under the sun except ovarian cancer and Dutch elms disease. How dare Price lose weight, get healthy, add years to his life, be fitter and more active, Speed jobber Vinny probably saw that fat dead cunt Fordham as an athlete.  This is a game where multiple players have drank themselves to an early death. I do wonder though, had vinny spoke out and took the opposite view on weight and said that the chav keab guzzling Littler was obese and should lose weight, how many soyboy beta cucks and closet homosexuals would be out in force crying about body shaming ? We are at the point when visually repugnant obese beached whales cannot be told they are fat, I saw one article recently calling a fat cunt, a "high calorie person" you could not make this shit up.

I appreciate Vinny speaks his mind but the clownshoe made a right ejit of himself this time.