KNOB OF THE WEEK

As I mentioned before I was a big fan of George Carlin and one of my favorite quotes  by him was “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in a large group" and this has never been so apt when it  comes to darts fans. The levels of crying and whining by snowflakes over the scouse salad dodger Bunting getting put off by a guy whistling was nauseating.
For years we have seen fighting in PDC crowds, guys only there to sing about tables and chuck piss at each other, whilst pissed out of their skulls in fancy dress but as a soon as a fat scouse piece of shit gets a whistle suddenly crowd behaviour is an issue. What makes it all the more staggering was Bunting having a cry, the same fat cunt who at the World Championships  played Sebastian Bialecki where the Polish lad had the crowd on his back and helped Bunting win.

Did Bunting complain then ? No, in fact the fat ignorant cunt had the audacity in his post match interview to claim the crowd "were great". He completely ignored the whistling at the time when it was against his opponent, because it was to his benefit and now in typical scouse victim mentality mode it is now only an issue because he bottled it. All of the 4 Majors, and the oldest ones at that, Worlds, Matchplay, UK Open and Grand Prix are played in the Britain, and I have seen the countless non British players get booed, jeered, and have players shout out and whistle, nothing was ever done, now some fat scouse cunt hears a whistle and its a problem.


Last week I gave Keane Barry knob of the week for blowing a 5 leg lead and losing six legs on the trot. just like Jeffrey de Zwaan did last weekend but Barry got it because the UK Open is a bigger event that the Euro Tour. This week Price blew a 5 leg lead in the Premier League, and he did choke, however does anyone really give a fuck about the repetitive, non ranking , invitational roadshow for friends of Twat Porter ? I rather watch the Modus Super Series finals on a Saturday than the PL. You can win every single night of the PL, top the table by more than 40 points, and still not win the event because a guy in 4th place can turn up on the final night and win the meaningless event and it does nothing for their ranking. Ask Glen Durrant if he wishes if the PL was ranked, maybe he might not have sank like a stone afterwards if the PL money was ranked. As for Josh Rock, I am getting sick of the same snowflakes crying over Bunting losing over whistling saying how they feel sorry for the little fat northern Ireland cunt. Stevie fuckin Wonder could have forseen Rock and Bunting were out of their depth, and now they act surprised. Wade, Noppert, Ando or even Aspinall  would have been better than those 2 undeserving players.

 

 

In the last month James Wade made more TV ranking finals than Josh Cock and Steven Cunting have in their entire PDC careers COMBINED. Noppert has won a ranking Major, something Cock and Cunting have never done, let alone what Aspinall and Ando have done.

Instead of crying how you feel sorry for cock and Bunting, blame Twat Porter for their undeserved inclusion.

EURO TOUR

I watched tonights session of darts and was a great session, Reyes and Ratajski a fine watch, as was Cullen and Baetens, My 3 highlights of the session were

1. Big Boris pasting the snot out of headshrinker was as Keats would say "a thing of beauty is a joy forever". 
2. I enjoyed seeing Bialecki sending the match fixing cunt out first round, I despise Nijman, no serving his suspension or paying his fine will ever alter he is a cheat.
3. Mickey Mansell sending Bellyboy out, as comms made excuse after excuse for the pretentious cunt, comms would have you believe Bellyboy has had more illnesses than Merv King.

Also tonight Senile Belgian Jackie, the coffin dodging geriatric was seen spazzing out when Huybrechts and Baetens won their matches. Saturday's line up, even without Price Van Veen and Anderson looks like the best Saturday line of the year in euro tours.

 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 This weeks winner is Keane Barry, who at 9-4 up lost 6 legs on the trot to lose 10-9 in the UK Open to Gezzy Price. I know De Zwaan also lost six legs on the trot tonight , after leading 5 nil against a sick and gaunt looking Chizzy, but Barry wins the award because his was in one of the original 4 majors, and secondly, he was good enough to win 9 of the first 13 legs, and was not good enough to win a single leg afterwards. That's not to say De Zwaan did not choke, his last leg hitting multiple single ones was jobber supreme, but the euro tour is not as important as a major so that is what wins it for Barry even though De Zwaan should be ashamed of himself.

Thankfully Barry and De Zwaan are just fodder for events, delusional choking bastards who haul their sad arses all over Europe whoring themselves out for pittance, in the hope of becoming a top player which neither will ever be.



The UK Open saw|another great run by Wade to the final, battering current Premier League players like MvG and Price, plus former players like Dobey and Cross, and his 60k runners up cheque will compensate for the 50k he defends at the Matchplay, but his laziness is infuriating. He was atrocious in the final and then the lazy prick skipped this weekends Euro Event, and after 2 euro tours has not earned a penny. Wade spent weeks whining like a fucking bitch cos he did not get in the PL, and is only 75k outside being the World #4, you would think the lazy cunt would enter everything and get that automatic 4th spot for the PL if it really was that important.  As for Ando everyone knows he is a lazy cunt so not surprising, as for Aspinall, did he do too much coke as Cheltenham and give it a skip?. As for the likes of Littler, Humphries and Clayton, they withdrew as expected but Humphries and Clayton left it until it was nearly too late to replace them. I think if a player does not withdraw in a certain  time. like days in advance allowing the PDC to find a replacement the player should be fined if they pull out at the last minute.We are told by morons darts is a "sport", and there was Clayton with his beer belly looking 9 months pregnant hobbling along against Bunting  the walking heart attack waiting to happen in the PL exbo roadshow last night. did the "athlete" Clayton wake up after a session of drink, ring in sick like a true "sportsman" ?.

 

As usual with every weekend a Euro tour is on, players and fans were again speaking out how unjust the last changes to the euro tour were , this week it was Alan Soutar, two weeks ago it was others, last year countless others , and whilst Soutar is 100% correct, it don't matter, Twat Porter wants to protect the top, only cares about the elite, and like the bdo did for decades, when a player comes through the ranks,  the PDC try to take credit for him, be it Littler or Van Veen, but when a player fails somehow its nothing to do with the PDC imagine that ? The PDC gets more like the BDO every year, everything I despised about the BDO the PDC now do, top heavy prize fund for their pinnacle event, rewriting of history, favoritism for selective players, being ruled by a dictator,  who has enlisted the DRA Nazi Party to kill any player that might be opinionated or god forbid tell the truth.

 

That said with some PL players missing and some other top names out, it does make the Euro tour more appealing this weekend.

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UK OPEN

I love the format of this competition, I love all proper ranking majors, and people better enjoy it as the next Major is months away.

 Muelenkamp who lost out in Modus last week despite being the best player over the week saw his luck no better, as he went out with a 97 average in the last 128, despite multiple players winning in the same round with averages in the 70s. Three former Lakeshite winners went out in the last 128 on the same board in Kist, Greaves and Van Schie. Good riddance to Charlie Manby who brought his scummy fans with him, always seems to act like a prick, and rubbed up Hurrell in his previous match where the referee had to get involved. Fattimena and Mensur had an altercation as well.

Ando has the best performance of the comp with a 107.42 over 16 legs. The highest losing average went to Dobey with a 102.90

Wade against Dobey was a belter and typical Wade winning a last leg decider.the crazy thing was Dobey averaged more, almost 7 point more, Dobey had more maximums, had more 140s, even had more ton plus checkouts, had the highest checkout and even a better finishing percentage, and he still lost, only showing how in some legs Wade gives up the leg. Of course this was not on the main stage, despite Wade winning the UK Open 3 time before, and reaching the final last year, and tomorrow he is fucked out to board 4.

As usual the PDC looked after their favorites, but Littler against the cabbage Heta had no place on the main stage, it was obvious it was going to be a one sided rout, even if he is the world #1. I would rather watch a close game than some great player rape another. Peter Wright even said in his post match average when asked who he would like to play said one of the 2 Lukes, as he would be on the main stage. Babs played a lot better tonight against Noppert, but he was defending six figures from 2024, and he dropped 11 places to world #37 . Six of the Worlds top 20 went out, but only 2 of them lost to players below them in the rankings , they being Van Veen and Fattimena. Thank fuck Aspinall lost, otherwise he would be on the main stage tomorrow, no matter who he played, solely for his walk on song to give the pissed up rabble in a tent something to dance to like imbeciles.The draw for the next round was shit, but typical PDC, if the best players drew each other they would spin it as a great draw, and when the top players avoided each other they spin it as a great draw with so many great matches, once, just once I would love to hear a panelist or commentator just say it was a fucking shit draw. How long before some dopey munter like Laura Turner is brought in so she give give her "expert opinion and analysis on players playing at a level she has no experience of to tick boxes again.

 

I am sick of the PDC cunts and their favoritism, in every competition, ranking and non ranking, their box ticking, pc bullshit and outright hypocrisy. Remember these cunts with the pro gay rainbow laces nonsense, allowing a tranny to play in womens event whilst sucking up to the sick fuck, but had no problem taking the Saudia Arabia money, a country that puts gays to death, don't believe in womens right . Where was their raindow laces campaign and logos in Saudai Arabia ? I have watched darts since the first world championships, and never have I had less interest in the game, I don't even watch the PL, not even the highlights anymore, most games on majors I have the audio switched off or watch a German stream as the commentary is nauseating, and as for their new website, what a complete clusterfuck.. Their old site was dogshit, but somehow they managed to make the new one even worse.

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

It's like every week this fat cunt opens his mouth he spews out some inane nonsense, and simply never learns. This week I saw this 

 This dumb cunt wins one night of a glorified exbo, and now claims people should not doubt him. Last year when he was also undeservedly selected managed to win a night in this clusterfuck of a glorified exbo and still finished bottom of the table. Even if he won the PL, which he wont, so what ? Its a meaningless non ranking piece of shit event, that only makes the games between the top players in proper majors less unique after watching months of this exbo shit.

As for the fat headed piece of shit Bunting, as with nearly all scouse cunts, being a victim comes natural to him, whilst displaying ignorance and arrogance. does he genuinely think he is approachable when he insults and block fans for criticism, alienate so many of his former fans by calling them idiots?

Am I the only who laughs when he talks about "his breath", which no doubt stinks, when the obese cunt seems to be constantly out of breath due to his obesity?. But the sheer levels of ego is astonishing, its one thing to claim you are approachable, but to claim the most approachable player on the entire fucking planet, that is some level of ego and insulting to the players who are genuinely far more approachable. Almost a dozen years for this abortion survivor in the PDC and not a single ranking Major to his name, and has an ego, that vastly superior players have never shown. The fat cunt is obviously stupid, as he keeps making idiotic statements and lacks the intelligence to realize when he should keep his mouth shut. I never liked him, ever, but on a positive note, many of the people who did like this defective prick are now seeing his true colors, ego, victim mentality complex, and his real hatred of dart fans, and most of all seeing past his false nice guy act and seeing the prick for what he is.

 

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS

Price had a poor game last Tuesday and went out first round, but when he gets going and on form it could be argued he is the best in the business, and on the Wednesday powered to the title hitting averages of, 101..85, 107.85,  109.48, 108.59 and 104.47 before battering Gilding in the final, and it moved Price back in to the World Top 10, who gives a fuck what he does in the Thursday exbos. In the other PC, Smudger beat Dobey in the final  and Dobey's run saw him move up a spot to world #12, with the scruffy blind cheating window cleaner Searle dropping to #13. As for Searle he has earned  £546k, a tidy sum, but when you factor in £200k of that is just one event, it shows how fucked up and wrong it is having a World Title so heavily top loaded.

If Searle lost that 200k in the morning he would be outside the top 25. As I said before the PDC use to ridicule the BDO and mock how Lakeshite was top heavy, which was a fair criticism, but now the PDC do the very same and cannot see the hypocrisy, in fact the PDC boast about its top heavy prize fund. Yes the World Title is the biggest trophy in darts, but is it worth the equivalent of winning 5 Matchplay titles? 

 EXBO ROADSHOW

As usual on a Thursday I was out supping, saw none of it but read that Luke Littler has only got 2 wins in the entire thing, one was a bye, and the other win was in a game where he survived match darts. When you consider Littler has dominated almost every ranking Major recently, I would imagine even Littler does not give a flying fuck about the PL, so if he don't why should anyone else? 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

I saw a bit of this weeks group A on Wednesday in the Modus Match fixing Series, when Andy Baetens who looks like creepy pedo with that stupid mustache was being rimmed by the fat farmer and uber jobber Scott Mitchell. Does not help Baetens is from Belgium, a country famous for kiddie fiddling and chocolate, which go together. The fat farmer harped on how you had to be a great player to be a world champion like Baetens, that way he could rim himself in the process since both won Bob Potter Salmonella Centre Cups. No normal person with even the slightest modicum of intelligence will ever believe any Bob Potter Cup winner since the split is a world champion.
Anyhow Andy Baetens with 11 games played, 6 points clear and needing just a single win in his last 4 games, completely shat himself. and lost all 4,no wonder he could not keep his tour card and be a whipping boy to the other card holders.

He got a second chance, Baetens ended up in group B a group that only had 5 players where 3 go through to the finals, and he failed to qualify.

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS

Yet again Searle was defending big money over these 2 events including a win, and opted to skip the event, when his Ally Pally money comes off, he could be fucked, and dropped another spot before the events started. There was no Littler, Ando or MvG either.

EVENT #3
LAST 128: The big names to go included Price, Smudger, Chizzy, Cullen, Wright, and Babs.Highest average of the round went to Zonneveld with a 105.88
LAST 64: This saw the exit of Van Veen,Rock, Heta, Woodhouse, Bellyboy and Gurney. Doets hit an average of 113.05 for the highest average of the round.
LAST 32: Out went the match fixing prick, along with Humphries,Aspinall , Dirk, Cross, Joyce and Wattimena. Dobeys 106 the highest average of the round.
LAST 16: This saw Noppert and Ratajski go out, along with Evil Charlie, Greaves and Reyes who had decent runs
LAST 8: Out went Clayton, and was the end of the road for Pilgrim and Long after they had decent runs.
SEMIS: Wade went out in a last leg decided to the fat scouse cunt Cunting, Tom Bisselhad a great day before being battered by Dobey.
FINAL : Bunting reached a final and averaged 84 and got raped 8-1, was anyone surprised he would choke?. As for Dobey, the win kept him in world #13, but increased his lead over Aspinall by over 50k

EVENT #4
LAST 128: Wade looking for his 1000th win in the PDC bombed dismally to Crabtree. clayton also went out. Doets 103.15 was the highest average of the round
LAST 64: Out went Dobey, Van Veen, Aspinall and Cross. 104.97 the highest average of the round by Josh Rock
LAST 32: Rock then exited along with Heta and Joyce. Smudger racked up a 106.94.
LAST 16: 3 of the losing 8 players averaged over a ton'
LAST 8:  Humphries averaging over 108 was finding form, it was his 4th ton plus in a row.
SEMIS: Humpries continued his streak dumping out price who also averaged over a ton
FINAL: Humphries made is 6 consecutive ton plus averages in thankfully beating the scumbag match fixing cunt

EURO QUALIFIERS #3 & #4
The only real shock for me in these was seeing Bellyboy qualify for both, as usual Krusty, Cross and Babs floundered.

EURO TOUR - POLAND
MvG and Price pulled out of the event, which meant 2 replacements were brought in. They were Bellyboy and Rydz. However this shows yet again how fucked up the situation with the euro tour is, Bellyboy and Rydz, failed to qualify , those that did qualify above Bellyboy and Rydz got a first round match, yet those that failed to qualify and get a lucky invite go straight to the second round, in effect are rewarded more than players that initially qualified. Surely Bellyboy and Rydz could be put in the first round, and have the top 2 qualifiers move to the second round. The PDC have rewarded failure.

Speaking of rewarding failure, has a bigger failure than Bunting even been rewarded more ?
A fat useless ego-maniacal self absorbed, victim complex suffering, mountain of feces wrapped in skin, who has never reached the final of a ranking tv Major let alone win one in his near dozen years in the PDC, has again this year seen the visually repulsive, heart attack in waiting, liar get preferential treatment and be put in another Premier League where he shows again how unjust his selection is.

As much as I despise the scouse cunt, everyone knew he would be a whipping boy, was destined to be a failure, as Bunting was always going to accept the invite, the real asshole is Twat Porter who gave him the undeserved place in the PL and basically gave 2 fingers to every dart fan.

 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

As everyone knows I always hated the munter series, but even the brainwashed assholes who would cry online about me being sexist. for hating an event that was sexist to begin with are starting to agree with me.

You have an organisation like the PDC  run by a woke prick, an org that cannot wait to tell you its unisex, but then creates an event giving preferential treatment to women. I can understand having a women's game, if they had a men's game and the genders were divided, but they dont, and even then when they create an event solely for one gender, you only have to claim to be mentally ill, rock up in a bra and some some lipstick like Noah, demand people ignore science like biology and you can play in it despite it breaking British law.

Last weekend, the hefty Honey monster played the Munter Series, won every game in every event, pocketed 10k. Here is a PDC tour card holder getting basically free money, and an advantage over male tour card holders. She runs amok in the munter series, and her reward for making tens of thousands of easy money ? More free money with invites to the Slam and the Worlds over men who because of their gender do not have the same option. 

I get it, the PDC wanted Honey Monster and Pinnochio so that the slimey greasy woke prick mutant cunt Twat Porter can hype them under his ticking of boxes. Lets be honest Greaves making 10k a weekend and getting free money for Ally Pally and The Slam invites is a windfall for her, and don't blame the girl for milking it, but the PDC and their hypocrisy of giving preferential treatment, and then go on about equality, just fuck off..

Even outside of a gender issue, take out Greaves, and you will see the women's game in no better today that it was 20 years ago. They are not getting better, they will never get better, Greaves is an anomaly, the best female player ever in terms of ability and still losing games in the PDC to out of form players like Rob Cross 6 fucking nil. At what point will Twat Porter realize Greaves is making tens of thousands every year beating dogshit females, who will never improve, collecting 10k a weekend, free money for Ally Pally and the slam and realize the experiment is not working. What happens if the runner up to Greaves in the womens Series, is a man in drag ? Will the idea finally sink in then, that the whole thing is fucked up?

 

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS

 What a better way to say "fuck you" to Twat Porter aFter the first non ranking glorified exbo night of the PL but for James Wade to win the first rankIng comp after that, where he moved above Josh Rock in the rankings. I know many Wade fans were pissed he was excluded from the boring roadshow, Wade himself was pissed off but I see it as a blessing, were he in the PL he would not have entered PC #1 & 2, plus I despise the PL and Wades omission makes it all the more reason to miss it.The funniest part about Wade's victory was him beating MvG along the way, the same MvG who won the PL night on the Thursday prior. The final were 2 players overlooked for the PL. Wades win moved him up 3 spots above Noppert, Searle and Rock to #8.

Ryan Searle dropped 2 spots before the event as he was defending a runners up from the first 2 events in 2024, and is defending a winners spot in event 3 and dropped 3 spots after the conclusion of event #2 which was sadly won by the skinny ugly bastard and match fixing prick Nijman. Wade went out in last 32, Aspinall the previous days finalist went out in the last 128. Highlights of event 2 were Price, who averaged 107 in the final, 104 in the semi final, 117 raping MvG 6-0 in the last 8, 111 in the last 16, 101 in the last 32, 97 in the last 64, and 102 in the last 128. Clemens & Hurrell each produced a nine darter in event 2.

EURO TOUR QUALIFIERS
EVENT #1  The bigger names not to qualify included Cross, Krusty,Bellyboy, and Babs van den bergh. Among the qualifiers were Reyes which I am happy for but Mansell and Gawlas both qualifying was sickening
EVENT #2 Gawlas and Mansell failed in event 2 as did Babs and Krusty, .The main talking point was the fat cunt and petulant self entitled prick Bellyboy who cried on social media about Mansell and how slow he is, going on about tinkerbell.  Bellyboy, a fucking muppet of epic proportions.Simpletons sucking up to Bellyboy were crying Mansell is slow, and painful to watch, as if this was some breaking news. Everyone knows Mansell is slow as fuck, Bellyboy knew this, but this prick always makes excuses for his defeats, its always someone else's fault, never his. Then like the child he is withdrew from the second qualifier to cry on social media for attention. This fat ball of human shit once said Max Hopp was a shit player, after Max Hopp beat him 6-0 in an event a few years ago.Like Transplant Joe crying about Mensur and his slow game.

I did not watch the PL, did not even watch the highlights, but did find out Fat Cunting was 4-0 up on the Ferret and lost 6-4, and Josh Cock who is fast becoming Littler's body double , in that both will soon be wider than they are taller and wobble when the waddle forward , Cock averaged in the the 70s, which is the 6th lowest average ever in the PL. Anyone surprised the fat fucks of cock and cunting are bottom of the table ?

But the best part was being told that Price when asked how important it was he won in the post event interview, said winning PL that night was great as it gives him confidence for the ranking floor events. I cannot find the interview, if true this is fantastic, Price basically saying, the PL bullshit is just practice for the more important floor comps as he values then more.

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KNOB OF THE WEEK

 Here is a fat cunt who boasted about the number of internet fans he had, then proceeded to ridicule internet fans, Professed himself as the Peoples Champion, then denied he said it, and when called out as the liar he is, then pretended he was not serious. This week the obese cunt claimed he was a humble person, despite his success. ....what fucking success ?

Almost a dozen years in the PDC and not a single ranking final in a major, let alone winning one, who is given preferential treatment year in year out.Last weekend in the most recent ranking tv event he went out first round, whilst players like Noppert and Wade who were more deserving of a PL spot reached yet another quarter final.

This week after one week he is already bottom of the PL , last year he went 8 weeks without winning a game. So again, what fucking success? The fact the fat bastard can spout such nonsense shows he is far from humble. 

As for this weeks PL, did not watch I live, saw about 2 minutes of the final in the pub, and the only positive thing I can say is they went back to the original scoreboard on the screen, , lets hope the shitty one used in the Masters is gone for good.

 

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS

This returned Monday and so far, Stephen Bunting, Jonny Clayton, Luke Humphries, Luke Littler, and Josh Rock.are skipping the event, and expect MvG and Price to pull out. So keep your shitty PL, this PC will be more interesting