Friday, November 29, 2019
The PDC is in very safe hands under Uncle Barry, he has overseen the PDC grew annually in to the juggernaut it is, but like everyone else in darts, when he fucks up , his mistakes will be highlighted, as they should be for what this World youth championships has become.
Last weekend saw the final of the Youth championship and the first player was a 17 year old kid who supposedly only started playing last February and won his way through a large field to reach the final. It was almost a fairy story for the kid, and I say almost because that is where the story ended, because his opponent was not another kid, Out came his opponent, a grown man with a beard and beer belly, with a fucking PDC tour card in his back pocket and thousands upon thousands of pounds in the Order of Merit. How the fuck is this a balanced and fair competition. What is a 25 year old professional player and tour card holder Fluke Humphries doing in the youth comp ? What made it even worse was the cunt Humphries beat Keane Barry, another teenager in the semi final. Barry is like Gawlas, the sort of player this comp is suppose to promote, not cunts like Fluke Humphries.
Maybe Fluke might read this and have another cry and threaten to give up darts because people don't understand his feelings, and everyone must pussyfoot around the mentally insecure prick. Maybe its me, I thought when you were old enough to drink, vote, join the army, go to prison, etc you ceased being a youth. The whole point of the youth competition is to encourage the kids, promote them and give them a taste of the big time, instead, we got a disheartened kid Gawlas getting battered, and no doubt left the stage feeling worse than he did going on it. How did having a grown man whitewash a kid help him ? if anything it will alienate the kids even more. Uncle Barry needs to seriously reorganize this comp and take the fucking adults out of a youth competition. The clue is in the title...Youth.
A mention for another useless cunt on comms, this time John Rawlins. I get it, last week in the semi finals most people wanted to see Price and MVG win their respective semi finals, and give us a repeat of the Grand Slam of Darts final, but comms are suppose to be unbiased, impartial and call things like it is. The commentary by Rawlins last weekend in the Price versus Dobey match was nauseating. His bias towards Price was clearly obvious especially in the leg where Dobey missed darts to extend his lead and Price leveled the game. The last time I heard that level of favoritism in a match by a commentator was when that fucking asshole Tony Green was creaming in his pants over Prostate hole Adams at Bob rundown hotel a few years back. Is there a rule in darts that you hire the most useless cunts to commentary, add Rawlins to Pyke, Dawson, Nicholson, token munter commentator, token black commentator, token disabled or sick commentator, and Mardle.
Speaking of Mardle, seems he upset the ex con Chris Mason last week over his comments about players refusing to do a 9 darter if they had the option.
Mason as usual unable to conduct himself in a rational discussion does what he does best on social media when confronted with something he does not agree with and started name calling and acting the prick. Of course I am only going by what was written on forums as both Mason and Mardle have both blocked me on twitter since my comments upsets their delicate little feelings.The funniest part in all of this was Chris Mason lecturing people on rules. Yes, a guy with multiple criminal convictions lecturing others on following rules when he cannot follows the ones society set out for him shows absolute zero self awareness by this fucker. No doubt another threat from him will be on the way to me since that is how you respond to someone who highlights your double standards.
While we are on the topic of cunts with double standards and full of hypocrisy, this brings me to MVG. Last weekend he had a go at Mervyn King after their match. MVG said ‘Mervyn didn’t want to make it a game, he was complaining about everything, the wind, the dartboard, but I had the same". I totally agree with MVG, Mervyn is a miserable bastard who is never short of an excuse and as said numerous times on here has every illness going. However MVG made this statement which made him look a total cunt. He said "Normally I don’t say that, but if you are that injured on your back, why would you play? Simple."
I bet the hunchback Dutch prick does not say that to his best friend, that miserable string of piss Vincent van der Voort. In fact in an interview in the past, it was that hunchbacked prick MVG that actually talked Vinnie out of retiring over his back. That is some double standards. The last time I saw Vinnie on TV he was unable to even pick up his flights and had to have the caller pick them up for him. So tell me Michael will you be asking your best friend why he should be playing ? Will you be calling your best friend bad for the game of darts as well ?
I doubt it.
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Olly Croft passed away last weekend at the old age of 90. Most people reading this blog were not watching darts at the time of the split, some were not even alive when I was watching darts in the 80s, and even the 70s so have little or no idea where I am coming from when I say that man for all the good he did in the earlier years was just as bad and evil when it suited his cause and agenda. The man thought the game belonged to him, was his sole property and he was entitled to make a living out of the game but the players were not.
He was the man who once stated "we don't owe the players a living" while he was driving around in a Rolls Royce. When the then top 16 players in the World decided to make a stand and try put their own careers to the fore Olly did what he could to stop them. The top 16 players formed the then WDC , which later became the PDC. Olly completely ignored the law when he set out to destroy the careers of the 14 players that left. Mike Gregory and Chris Johns ran back to the BDO like the useless cunts they were and disappeared in to oblivion. Olly used his position to berate the players, and tried to stop the players and officials involved in the WDC from earning a living not just for themselves but their families as well.
Olly was a vindictive bastard, who as said earlier thought the game belonged to him, and those that would start a rival organisation were not part of his "family". Yes, "family", this was the new ploy adopted by the BDO then, to act like they were the original true home of darts and the WDC were some sort of trouble makers....except the BDO was founded in similar fashion when Olly broke away from the then ruling body in darts the NDA. Odd how that was brushed under the carpet and the BDO acted like they had some moral platform.
The reality was Olly was old and set in his ways and too quick to judge and to slow to learn, he lacked the vision to see that the system was changing with the arrival of satellite TV such as Sky sports. He failed to adjust when the media earlier jumped on the bandwagon and highlighted the drink culture in the game. He was given advice by plenty of people who could see what was coming but chose to ignore it, When people like Tommy Cox co founder of the PDC tried to educate him and reason with Olly, he was treated like dirt by Olly and his out of touch bunch of cunts in blazers who were decades behind the times and were not fit to be running darts at this point which forced Tommy and the players to leave, and thankfully for me, you and all dart fans they not only left but succeeded in spite of the scum bdo trying to kill their dream, and now over quarter of a century layer, look at the PDC and look at the fucking state of the BDO and tell me who was better adjusted ?.
It must have been a kick in the balls every year, when the weekend before his birthday he would see the Grand Slam of Darts trophy held aloft by a PDC player after his bdo players were battered year in year out for the last decade. The atrocious performances by the bdo pub players this year might have been the final straw for all we know. I often wondered if in fact it was the opposite , and in his golden years he grew to resent the bdo itself and took joy in the demise of the bdo after his own so called friends stabbed him in the back. He was certainly the vindictive and bitter type of man to hold a grudge.
Prostate Hole Martin Adams publicly stated numerous times in print and video, he would never go to the PDC nor play in anything run by Barry Hearn as he had principles. He of course forgot to tell people he played PDC events back in 2000, but like every cunt in power at the BDO the truth never mattered. Of course the lying cunt that Adams is, he went to the PDC begging for Uncle Barrys coin, and sold out these so called principles, but this was hardly surprising of an asshole that stabbed his best friend Olly in the back for his job earlier. Olly removal from power was certainly needed for the game in the BDO to progress, it was obvious Olly had to go, but being stabbed in the back by Adams showed what kind of cunt Adams was, is and will always be. To make matters worse, Adams was even worse than Olly, and before long, he too was out the gap and Popcorn Teeth Sue Williams and her scumbag cunt of a cuckold husband came along and the bdo went to an even lower level that was not thought possible.
When things looked like it was impossible for it to ever get any worse along came a pathological liar, ex waiter and husband of Bo Selecta to show that no matter how low you thought the BDO could go, he could take it even lower..
So did Olly take some pleasure in the failings of Prostate hole, Popcorn teeth and Des the liar ? I have no way of knowing , but one thing is certain, the excuses made by those to stab Olly in the back was the game was dying and progress was needed. That was certainly true for the BDO, Olly did have to go, but replacing him with someone who was even worse was the start of what would become the longest running comedy show.
I started Knob of the Week back in 2012, the year after Olly was ousted, I have no doubt he would have won many knob of the week awards had I started earlier, but I will say this for Olly, despite being stuck in the past, being a vindictive cunt, a hypocrite and should have been ousted 2 decades earlier, he did something no other cunt that replaced him did,
Olly not only had the bdo "world pro" on tv, he had the then Winmau Masters on tv as well, and had both on terrestrial tv. Nowdays the BDO have no events on terrestrial tv, Winmau their longest ever sponsor fucked off, the top refs and callers all fucked off, every player with a spinal column and a set of testicles has gone and tried Q-school. Even Bob Potters run down hotel, would be full every year for the bdo scum to watch the sub standard pub quality shit that was chucked, now you have an ex waiter, and pathological liar hiring a venue in London for an event no one gives a flying fuck about. Even the bdo scum who hilariously call themselves fantatics cannot be arsed to go. When they are not going to events, what chance is there of a casual fan turning up ?
Who in their right mind would go watch that shit in January, when a week earlier the PDC were in the very same city playing in front of thousands of fans. The PDC World Championships at Ally Pally where the players play for a prize fund of two and a half million, thousands in attendance, live all over the world, and here is the kicker, the tickets are cheaper for the event than they are for the bdo shit in an empty hall the week after.
And they said Olly had to go because he was behind the times. If Olly was bad, what are those running the bdo now ? Look at the shit under the bdo banner today.
Last weekend was the finders Italian mickey mouse comp. Look at the screencap.
A ginger hair useless dutch cunt averaging in the 60s, for a global audience of 72 people. A planet of over 7 fucking billion and the event gets 72 viewers. Then look at the state of the players, the averages, the coverage, look at the state of the marker with the beard and braces groping himself as much as the farmer Scott Mitchell gropes himself. People are not watching bdo shit when its free, so why would people pay to watch that shit ? Oh and still no sign yet of the sponsors that des the liar promised to be bringing in.
I wonder does prostate hole Martin Adams have any guilty feelings for what he did to his so called friend and pensioner, Does prostate hole have any feelings of shame for the way he failed so badly at the job he got. Does he have any pride after selling his principles and went crawling to Uncle Barry for the PDC coin.
Does Popcorn Teeth feel any shame knowing she left the BDO in a worse stats than the one she took over. Does the ex waiter and liar feel any shame knowing he has the bdo in a worse position than it was in when he first took over ? Who would have thought that when all Olly's so called friends were conspiring to oust him and stab him in the back , that on his death, Olly would be the most successful Chairman the BDO ever had. That is a frightening fact.
Who would have believed that Popcorn teeth would not be the worst chairperson either ?. Goes to show in the BDO no matter how bad things are and you think they cannot get any worse, they always find a way to prove us wrong.
and lastly this week, Corey Cadby was still ranting on facebook, This time his manager got a pass while he concentrated on his family. Classy!