The winner this week is the BDO Job Squad. Those 7 begging bastards, who came crawling cap in hand for the Uncle Barry coin, and to be honest cannot blame them come begging as their pay day in the Slam will be their biggest pay day of the year for almost all.
That aside, their performances were absolute shit. you can blame Uncle Barry for inviting, blame Mardle for hyping them, blame Mushrooms for demanding their inclusion, but in the end the players themselves were a fucking disgrace, what did they contribute besides the lowest averages ?
Nothing, they made the event more boring than usual, and this should be the wake up call to Uncle Barry to finally at long last realize, they need to stop inviting these amateur pub players.
THE GRAND SLAM OF DARTS.
Saturday Afternoon:
When John McDonald starts the first action on the oche with the statement "welcome to the wonderful city of Wolverhampton" you know the bullshit and outlandish nonsense will reach epidemic levels before the week is out if this is how its starting.
The first PDC versus BDO match of the Slam saw the BDO #2 Richard Veenstra take on Daryl Gurney....yes Daryl...not Darry-el as that cunt on comms call him. Right away that thundering cunt Mardle started his shit hyping the BDO jobbers calling them "world class". This shit from him never ends. The "world class" Veenstra averaged 75 and came away with less legs than Toon Greebe. World class my hole.
The second bdo player to play was Wayne Warren, who lost to Krusty. Warren averaged a whole 88, At this stage of the afternoon there was six games played and the 2 lowest averages of the 12 players were the 2 averages by the bdo players. They were the only players to average under 90.
The retarded beggars kept coming, Laura turner who I said would spout utter shit, proved me right, when she spouted the nonsense "Ashton is unstoppable once she gets going". How anyone kept a straight face while she uttered that shit is beyond me.
I am sick to fucking death of feminized men sucking up to munters and trying to bullshit people about equality. There is none in darts, the Men are better, that is not opinion but fact and sure enough Ashton lost, and the 3 lowest averages of the 14 players so far were the 3 bdo players, with none breaking the 90 barrier. Up next was Durrant, The bdo were so bad the PDC had to lend them a player to represent them, but he is not a BDO player, even if he proudly boasted he was "bdo for life" and then left for the PDC. Bellyboy beat Durrant for the 4th time this year alone but matters not as both were PDC players. By the time the afternoon session was over not one player representing the bdo averaged over 89.
The averages were:
Veenstra (75.69)
Warren (88.65)
Ashton (80.60)
Saturday Evening:
The evening session started with that shaky cunt Dave Clark smiling like a total fucking spastic going on about Ashton's performance. Why ? She lost, and deservedly too with her 80 average. It was sucking up just for pc reasons. John Part who I normally like spouted more PC bollix when he said "everyone is yearning for the success of the ladies game"...No John they are not, no one gives a fuck about the munters, except munters and feminized men who drank the pc Kool aid and lesbians who have the misfortune to be in a relationship with the munters. Run a munters only competition separate from the men and see how many will buy tickets. You think the BDO men have trouble selling tickets, imagine what an all munter competition would be like.
Mikuru Suzuki was the next player up for the bdo on the Saturday, and of course she lost, but she showed more backbone than that useless geebag Veenstra and little did I know at the time she would be the best player of the day from the BDO even if she did average under 90 like every single BDO player and every PDC player averaged over 90 at that point. Next BDO cap in hand beggar on the oche was Parletti and they dont come any more of a begging bastard than this lump of shit wrapped in skin. He reminded me of Jamie Caven in the way it was smiling like a fucking retard whilst getting mauled live on tv. Parletti's 86 average not good enough...imagine that.
The next bum up on the oche from the pub league was the ginger haired medallion wearing genetic throwback Harms who took on James Wade.
Wade was abysmal, and still won with ease, in fact it was Wade's third consecutive win against Harms in the Slam. Harms the supposed bdo #1 averaged 86. That might win him tin pot cups on the bdo pub circuit, but wont do fuckall in the professional game.
Last up for the BDO was the leek carrying,coal scavenger of questionable masculinity Jim Williams. MVG could play rubbish by his standards, and still win comfortably against Williams 83 average.
By the end of the day the score was 7-0 to the PDC, with ever member of the BDO Job Squad playing and losing.The BDO beggars could not win a single game, Wayne Mardle hyping these cunts calling them "World Class" not only showed how utterly retarded the choking cunt is, but insults the intelligence of the viewers with such blatant bullshit. Add in the "token black" commentator who is atrocious as well along side the "token munter" commentator and you end up reaching for the mute button as those hired for their minority status as opposed to their ability or expertise starts to make you cringe.
Sunday Afternoon:
A new day, surely things would improve for the BDO. It could not be that bad again could it ?
First beggar up was the utterly useless curly permed Dutch jobber Veenstra, and again he lost and again averaged in the 70s. He managed a total of 4 shots at a double in the entire match...four.
Next lamb to the slaughter was the Taffy roofer Wayne Warren,who was promptly dispatched 5-1, but unlike the rest of the bdo beggars, he became the first official bdo player to break that mythical 90 average barrier, and of course comms tried to make out that this was a special moment...go figure. Next up was Lisa Ashton, and of course we got more of the sucking up, ass rimming, pc bullshit etc and then the obvious defeat for her and then followed the some more ass kissing and praising her because she is a munter. sickening shit. Of course she averaged below 90, but I am sure there is going to be another mention somewhere how the women are as good as the men, despite every single fact, stat and record proves otherwise. The score at this stage is now 10-0 to the PDC, and people are finally realizing the bdo offer nothing to this comp, despite it being obvious for years. Social media and general forums have people openly highlighting how bad the bdo are. how long can the PDC ignore the opinions of their fans ?
Sunday Evening:
With the BDO being raped 10-0 at this stage, this was a chance for the begging scum to maybe pick up a few wins against the lesser players of the PDC. Wesley Beavis Harms, one of the most over rated players on Earth led 3-0 against an awful Steve Lennon, and Harms still lost. Seems Lennons 88 average was just too much for Harms to handle. then an 88 average wins you "Majors" in the BDO, ask John O Shea who won the Masters, ask Scott Waites who won Lakeshite twice with an average under that.
Now its 11-0, and next up is King of the Beggars Dave Parletti. Who are we kidding, the jobber had zero chance and it showed as the beggar and his low 80s average saw another defeat for the pub players.....now 12-0. Roll out the leek carrying coal scavenger Jim Williams who beat a woeful Ross Smith and became the first official bdo player to win a game. Yes....a bdo player won, and even averaged a whole 93. Miracles DO happen....12-1
Laughed my bollocks off at the Wade against white match, I know there was no bdo beggar involved, but Ian White's latest choke was hilarious. He led 4-2, was averaging well over a ton and had match darts....yep...he lost the match. It shut the cunt Mardle up to for a bit after he hyped White to the moon in the opening legs, and made excuses at the end.Why is Mardle employed. He spent the entire comp promoting the bdo scum as World Class, hyping Ian white as a threat, told us how good the Munters are, when its obvious they are shit. Last up was the dancing jobber Dumbitri who sent Suzuki packing....13-1
Monday:
First pub player from the BDO was Veenstra against Clemens. Veenstra at long last managed to average over 90....but did him no good against Clemens who averaged 110. That was 3 played and 3 defeats for Veenstra. The funniest thing was on Dutch TV they had Jan Dekker and Ron Muelenkamp in the studio trying to hype Veenstra, and went to interview him and show his "highlights". Lets just say there was not much to show.
Up next was the Munter who showed her true colors at the Masters in the draw fiasco. Ashton lost as expected...like Veenstra, played 3 lost 3. In the bdo the women are not as good as the men, they are as bad as the men. I kept watching on the Dutch TV stream, as Jan Dekker speaking dutch, which sounds like an old man with throat cancer coughing, and having no idea what he is saying was supremely better to watch and listen to, than listening to thunder thighs Turner, Pain Mardle, and having to watch shakey Dave grinning like the fucking spastic he is. I wonder if the Dutch believe John McDonald in that Wolverhampton is an incredible city ? Chizzy beat a munter as expected to make it 15-1. The taffy roofer Wayne Warren up next, against jobber Ryan Harrington....a chance for the BDO to get a win. Ryan Harrington did not hit a single 140, let alone 180, and finished with a pathetic average of 78.....and he still won, that is how bad the coal scavenger was. Another of the players that played 3 and lost 3 job squad. The score at this stage was 16 -1...no, that is not a typo...16-1.
Tuesday:
First up was the BDO #1 player, Wesley Harms the player Mardle said was an "elite player". He lost to Ian White and made it played 3 lost 3. When you are losing on tv to Ian White you have question your career choices. Suzuki was up after that, and whilst she was another that lost all her games, she showed more backbone than Veenstra, Harms and Parletti combined.The score now is 18-1. King of the beggars was up against Willie O Connor and Parletti won an atrocious game, and he was only the second player of the 7 official bdo beggars to get a win, even it it took him 3 efforts. The Mushrooms tried to hype this as if he suddenly found some form, the lanky begging bastard won a game with an average in the low 80s when he was already out and had no pressure on him, hardly "form". Again I watching this on RTL7 and they had Co Stompe and Martin Kleermaker in the studio this time, and he certainly layed in to Des the Liar, but more on that in a bit. Last up and the final bdo player in the group stages was Williams taking on Fatpot Lewis, Williams started well., but Fatpot woke up and started hammering the trebles and the welsh jobber shat his load and knew his role as a loser to the better PDC player..
Groups over and of the 7 official bdo players that entered, the stats make for some abysmal reading
None of them got out of their group
6 of the 7 finished absolute bottom of their groups.
The 7 played a total 21 games and lost 19 of them.
How anyone with a modicum of intelligence can insist the bdo offer something to the Slam is beyond me. This is a comp that had Ryan Harrington, Steve Lennon, Dumbitri and other PDC shit clogging up the event without the need for the BDO Job Squad, and the fact it is ranking whilst winners of proper PDC ranking events like Mensur, Ratajski, De Sousa etc were sat at home. The qualifying criteria seriously needs to get sorted.
So the PDC had won the Gram Slam yet again and had it won before the last 16 even started.
Other stuff in the Slam worth a mention was the inevitable choke by Ian White against MVG. He could have been 8-6, but in the end he was always going to lead by a few legs in order for him to facilitate his customary choke. Afterwards in the post match interview the interviewer told MVG he missed 21 doubles and MVG criticized himself for missing so many doubles. The interviewer forgot to mention Ian Shite missed even more than that.
Another bone of contention was Durrant "representing" the BDO which was something Bellyboy touched on in an interview before wisely commenting he would say nothing for fear of some DRA fine. He was not alone as Fatpot also was another who made it clear he did not appreciate Durrant getting a free bye. The funniest comment of the week was by Fatpot when asked about his lack of quarter finals in the PDC on TV. He said "someone said am I in the BDO?" Mardle looked embarrassed the crawling cunt.
Also Sky, showing their favoritism yet again on Thursday put what was obviously the game of the night, Wade against Lewis,on first, because they wanted to keep Hunchback van Gerwen on in the prime slot. As expected Wade and Lewis, who have a good relationship and always have good matches had the match of the night, whilst the games Sky kept for prime time were boring as fuck as White did his bottle job, and Price raped Webster in the battle of the Pygmies.
Dave Parletti was asked in a video interview on Live Darts how he felt getting the phone call telling him he was in the GSoD, and replied he got no phone call. He said he only found out when his friend saw it on twitter and rang him to let him know.. Des the useless cunt and lying bastard did not even have the decency to let the players selected for the Slam know they were picked. Is it any wonder Parletti is suddenly more appreciative of the PDC and not rimming the BDO as much as usual.
As I said earlier Martin Kleermaker ripped in to the liar Des this week on Dutch TV, and announced he was going to Q-school. He referred to the Masters as an absolute catastrophe and the chairman Des does not know what he is doing, and openly admitted his excuse of not attending because of work was a lie as he could not be bothered going. He then went on to say how it was ridiculous how the chairman "made up fake names to seed his own wife" Also claimed he was going to Q-school and so are many others who just have not told Des yet. Veenstra is seems is another that is getting the fuck out and going to Q-school.
I dont expect Kleermaer and Veenstra to do anything in the PDC, but worst comes to the worst, the still have the bdo and challenge tour...that is if the BDO is still there, as that fat farmer with a history of groping himself on the Oche, Scott Mitchell took to twitter to have a cry how the bdo could be dead when the "world pro" is over. Here is a copy of the tweet , which he promptly deleted, maybe out of fear of getting a slap.
Well done Des, the man who openly stated he had no intentions of ever taking over the bdo, but did exactly that. He has threatened people , phoned the police on people, harassed people on social media, made promises to the bdo players and fans which he failed to deliver on.
Promised to bring in major sponsors if elected, and no major sponsors arrived after the liar was elected. A liar and cheapskate too fucking mean and lazy to even have the Masters Trophy available for the winner of the Masters, that he offered up a 20 quid lump of glass. Some players still waiting for their Masters money, three weeks after the event.One player even took to Fantaics to ask and the posts either side of his question were posts by the liar advertising events that he personally profited from, and ignored the player questioning where his money was. The liar them promises to quit after January,which is another lie as he has changed his mind, since all his corruption, and making up false names in order to fix the draw for his wife was just a "bad day".
How anyone can defend this proven liar, and useless fuck,or defend this organsiation or make excuses for their ineptness is a joke.
Anyone stating in the bdo, supporting these cunts deserve everything they get. I will give it another week before he starts giving out free tickets for the shit in January to hide the fact they cannot sell tickets The PDC 2020 challenge tour is going to be almost exclusively all bdo players, who in their right mind will stay with the bdo besides the mentally deranged like Harms or the pensioner travel club of O Shea, Fitton and Jobson ?
Dont even get me started on the WDF who tried to make news, but they are even more insignificant than the bdo.
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I love the PDC World championships but this year I think will be the worst ever when it comes to my enjoyment being destroyed by political correctness. We know right away that cunt Dave Clarke will be there, Wayne Mardle will be there screaming like the cunt he is, hyping up cunts we all know are only there to make up the numbers, Devon Peterson will be there as the token black, some munter will be there to tick that box, and if its a bdo munter more likely she will be a dyke to tick multiple boxes. I know some want to make put how JC is sexist, racist etc , but the point ignorant stupid cunts wont grasp is I don't care if a person is obese or a midget, straight or gay, black or white, male or female, as long as they are hired for their ability, not because of some minority status or to tick some pc box.
Thunder thighs Turner was shit. even if she was better than Trina Gulliver, then that was hardly an achievement, Devon Peterson was shit and always has been shit even if he himself claims he is good at it, which he is not, Mardle, Dawson and Nicholson are all insufferable from their hyping of BDO jobbers, to trying to hoodwink viewers into believing shit like Ian White is a major threat.
Tonight saw Sky "treat us" to promo after promo of that fat obese sack of excrement and choking bastard Michael Smith. This Andy Fordham mkII wannabe looked like he was going to cry after Durrant deservedly taught the sulky stroppy over rated choking cunt a lesson in how to play darts.
I am dick shit of commentators hyping the 3 stooges of Ian Shite, Andy Fordham mk II and Dave Dismal as future winners. These cunts are not only there to make up the numbers, but are polluting events, as its not a case of if they lose but when they choke.
Chizzy was 8-6 up and lost 9 legs on the trot. Bellyboy led and completely folded, and last night Ian Shite choked as usual.
The 3 stooges disgust me. A 50 year old mongoloid cunt, a slot machine addicted simpleton with an IQ of 7, and an obese cunt that acts like a child when things are not going his way.
I assure you come the next TV event which I think is the players championships finals, Mardle and the other pricks will be back to hyping these cunts. The most disturbing thing of all this is the 3 stooges are now in the PDC top 10, without ever winning anything of note, and most likely we will have to suffer these cunts in the Premier League in the new year.
Last week I mentioned about a new forum started. Already it was the busiest darts forum during the slam. In just 2 weeks the Grand Slam of darts thread on there did over 100 pages (2000 posts) which is impressive when you consider a forum like the stars of darts, did only a third of that, and their thread is going six months and most of the posts on there is a mod speaking to himself.
With the business end of the season fully underway, I expect the forum to grow even more and unlike the other dart forums, mods and admin will not fuck with members accounts, use word censors, not criticize any member for daring to have an opinion which may be unpopular.
The only rule is post of fuck off....What good is having a forum with hundreds of members if there are no posts to read...join in or fuck off. The forum is HERE
If you are one of these metrosexual feminized snowflake cunts that gets offended by things on the internet, don't bother joining.
**breaking news**
There is a report coming in that the BDO sold a ticket for their "world pro" on Friday. Unlikely I know, but will hopefully know more during the week
