Well this has been another week of choking, by the people we all knew it would be, but they took it to an even higher level.
Danny Noppert who is more effeminate than Bo Selecta, and had lucky draws met Ian White last weekend in the World Series Final quarter final. Since this was on TV, and was a quarter final there was no way Ian White was winning this, and so it seemed as Noppert went 8-3 in legs.
What followed was the sort of panic choking that even Ian White would be proud of as Noppert missed match dart after match dart, and Ian White the biggest choker currently in darts managed to make it 9-9 in legs, and even had the throw to not only win the match, but reach his first ever televised semi final.....and Ian white shat himself.. Noppert missed ELEVEN match darts and still won the game. This was Ian Whites NINTH quarter final defeat on TV.
The best part was how the comms tried to make excuses, who knows, maybe the likes of Dawson, Nicholson and the rest of the cunts on comms will now cease hyping this choking prick and telling us how he is world class.
In the semi final Noppert drew yet another choking cunt in Dave Dismal., with dumb Dace playing not only for a final spot, but assuring a spot in the Grand Slam. Noppert led 10-8 in a race to 11 and Chizzy comes from benind, just like Ian White, to not only take it to a final leg, but Chizzy also had the throw to beat Noppert, much like the other choking bastard White had.
And sure enough the choker missed match darts and lost the match.
I stated on a forum prior to the Noppert and White game that the winner will be the one that chokes the least, which is what exactly happened, and said it would happen in the Noppert Chisnall game also.
I am fucking sick to the teeth of that mongoloid looking White, the dumb Chizzy, and the obese Bellyboy stinking out comps. These cunts will never win a fucking thing.
The only good thing about Noppert getting to the final was his comments, that upset a whole heap of mushrooms. Like almost every single player that has ever reached or won a Lakeshite final and then went to the PDC, Noppert claimed this was the biggest moment of his career. Yep, that's right, a non ranking invitational PDC competition was more important than the mickey mouse "world pro" played out on bob Potters piss soaked floorboards. Some mushrooms clearly upset even tried to make out Noppert was wrong as if they knew what mattered to Noppert.
Of course there was no chance Noppert was ever going to come close to getting a respectable scoreline let alone a win against the Hunchback., not that I watched it, as my interest was gone after watching the choking cunts pollute the comp in earlier rounds.
I read tonight that the BDO have already started reducing the prices of tickets for the BDO pretend World Champs in the Indigo backroom in London. With a reported just 7% of tickets sold, I reckon before long they will be giving them out for free if only to make the place look a little busier.
No sympathy for these cunts, fuck the bdo, the board, the fans, the directors and the players. They deserve all they get.
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Monday afternoon prior to the Grand Slam of Darts qualifier I posted this on twitter
Ratajski a Euro tour winner, a double Players Championship winner missed out while Ryan fucking Harrington qualified. The fault and blame lies at the feet of Uncle Barry, who gets many things right but this qualification process for the Slam is a fucking joke, where no one is laughing, except aybe Rod Harrington. He is hardly going to advise Uncle Barry the system needs changing when his useless son is lucky drawing himself into an event he has no business being in.
Yes, there will be people saying he won his matches fair and square, which he did, the number of places open for them jobbers should have been less, and priority given to actual competition winners.
I read Joe Cullen was pretty vocal about missing out as well, and he does have a valid point,
Its bad enough we have to tolerate the begging bastards of the BDO stinking up the competition without jobbers from qualifiers. adding to the stench. How anyone in their right mind could think the likes of Ryan Harrington in the Slam is better than Ratajski, or double PC winner Jose de Sousa is beyond me.
7 players that won a total of 10 PDC Ranking titles in 2019 miss the Slam
Ratajski won one euro tour and 2 players champs
Joe Cullen won a Euro Tour
Mensur Suljovic won a Euro Tour
Jose de Sousa won 2 players Champs
Harry Ward won a players champ
Jeffrey de Zwaan won a players champ
Jonny Clayton won a players champs.
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A mention for Sky TV, the people who hired Dave Clarke, and kept the useless cunt in a job when he clearly was utter shit, then could not sack him after he got Parkinson, and lacked the balls to sack him, the same people who hired Wayne Mardle, and countless other useless cunt. and even hired that bulldyke Trina Gulliver as a commentator, not because she was any good, but because she was a munter and gay, she ticked political correctness boxes. Did Sky learn their lesson ? Of course not, this year they announced Laura turner another munter from the BDO would be a commentator at the Grand Slam.
Why ?
What credentials does she have that warrants her getting the job ? None
What experience has she of commentating on Professional Darts.? None
What experience has she of ever playing Professional darts ? None
What has she done with the PDC to warrant getting the job ? None
She got it because she was born a woman and political correctness reasons.
Commenting on pub darts in a dark room in front of 7 people on a stream watched by 23 people does not warrant her getting the job.
How in the blue fuck can she give advice on something she never was part of ?
Its like that cunt Mardle giving out advice on how to win Trophies.
Sky love treating their viewers like they are imbeciles, any wonder more and more people gave back sky sports and watch for free online connected to the TV.
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Last week I posted a link to a new Darts forum, and already its was the busiest Darts forum in terms of number of posts per day. The Grand Slam of Darts thread on there is only 10 days old and already has more posts than the thread on Stars of Darts, and their thread is 6 months old.
For those interested click Forum
And lastly the latest pic I added to my Lookalikes Gallery which will no doubt have Paul Nicholson wanking himself blind to.
