Friday, May 10, 2019


Another week where the welsh dwarf Vermin Price is involved in an incident, this time amazingly he is the innocent party. I would have loved to see Vermin chin the potbellied prick, and he could hardly miss.
This is not the first time this asshole has tried acting the hard man either, remember when he shoulder barged shitlock last year and Shitlock just laughed it off ? This time the cunt who goes around crying about his dead boyfriend decided to act the hardman behind Vermin's back when he was not looking making out that Price was talking when he was throwing his darts, when the pictures clearly show Price taking a drink at the time . When Vermin Price went to shake his hand and laugh at the ski sloped faced prick, the potbellied prick tried to shoulder bump Price who laughed even more and held Gurneys hand longer and laughed in his face.
The funniest part is this new gimmick the potbellied prick has started lately where he lifts his right arm as if he is "flexing his muscle" and points at the flabby pasty white mick skin like he was some sort of bodybuilder. Has he seen himself in the mirror ? I doubt he has lifted anything heavier that a pint in his life. Look at the fucking state of him at 33. When you have a waist band where the inches are more than your age you are in no position to start flexing.  If I had a gut half that size I would be ashamed of myself. The week previous in the PL he did the same thing by bending his arm and pointing at flabby arm.
Vermin Price's interview afterwards claimed that some players were trying to antagonize him while his case is pending, and whilst that might be a stretch, Gurney certainly acted the prick and was the instigator of the whole incident, and I firmly believe backstage Gurney was not acting the hard man when security was not around for fear that Vermin would knock him on his flabby arse.

At least people are eventually beginning to realize what I have said for years is true and Gurney is a total prick. I wonder if he reads this will he adopt the Jamie Cave-In approach and get upset with the truth, challenge me to a game of darts, and then block me on twitter as if that somehow negates the facts.
Prior to the incident I had zero care who qualified for the final 4 spots, as I do not see anything but a MVG -v- Cross final, but now just for bragging points I hope Price qualifies and Gurney loses to Bellyboy.. Hurney is also defending a lot of money in the coming months and I have no doubt the pressure is getting to him, a nice early exit in the Matchplay and Grand Prix would be ideal.

A mention also for those cunts Dave Clark, Wayne Mardle  and Sky TV. Week in week out the try to always make out there is some "needle" is meaningless games when its evidently clear to any true fan when its being fabricated, and as soon as something does happen where there could possibly be real needle where people actually give a shit, what does that parkinsons ridden squinty eyed cunt and his jobber sidekick do ? Pretend it did not happen and play it down as quickly as possible.
People would rather watch real emotion even if it was an out of shape pot bellied unionist trying to run his mouth behind the back of a coal scavenging midget who looks like he is roided up due to his Napoleon complex. That incident got more posts on dart forums than the actual darts.

Another player defending a lot of money is the Krusty the Klown. Last weekend he could not beat MVG who was averaging in the 80s for most of the game.  During their clash in this weeks Premeir League the comms told us how Krusty was playing much better, but so was MVG and Krusty still lost, something he is doing a lot of, and I hope his slide continues.

This weekend saw Chizzy and Wade miss this weekends Euro event, which for Chizzy could be costly Ian White and Nathan Aspinall are breathing down his neck. Last month it looked like Chizzy would over take Shitlock for the #10 spot in the main Order of Merit, now he could be soon down to 13th.
Wade was in line to meet Mensur this weekend and a win over Mensur and he was on his way to over taking him in the Oom, as it stands Wades laziness could mean he will stay 8th in the Matchplay table and have the unwanted draw of MVG.
Wades withdrawal also meant that the winner of the first round match between that scruffy looking  proven cheater Ryan Searle and Phantom of the Opera Glen Durrant would get a bye to the last 16 on Sunday. Ryan Searle became the 30th..yes 30th different player to beat Glen Durrant in PDC competition. This is the player Dan Dawson was telling us was one of the best in the World, and put him alongside MVG. I am still laughing at that mental illness..

I did not have the audio on much during Fridays Euro tour for the simple reason of not wanting to listen to the utter drivel spewed from the trap of Paul Nicholson,. He makes the latter years of Tony Green seem almost normal. Last weekend Nicholson and Dawson stated Wade was hitting more maximums than ever, but was nowhere near the top hitter of MVG. Do they cunts ever check stats before spouting horseshit ?
In fact MVG has the least number of maximums between all 8 players in the Premier League, and Wade is near the top. Nicholson started yapping about cartoon comics, superheroes and the wwe wrestler the undertaker, whoever hired him needs to be beaten with a hurley and left to bleed to death in the moonlight. However what audio I did listen to this weekend it seemed the notion of Barney being MVG's partner in the World Cup is looking more likely as if the comms were trying to break the news gently to fans so there wont be any uproar with questions like why is the dutch asshole getting an undeserved spot ??? Again....remember without the World Cup Barney would not have qualified for a couple of Grand Slam of Darts.

If the PDC give the spot to Barney over Jermaine Wattimena then they are acknowledging that ranking is not the criteria,, which already seems to be the case as there were reports Magnus Caris is representing Sweden and Magnus has not played for a year.

So if ranking is no longer the criteria, then why should Gary Anderson play with Peter Wright .MVG had Klaasen removed from the Dutch team when he did not want to partner with him, so why can't Ando have his choice of partner ?
Why can't  Rob Cross as the England #1 decide on his partner. Surely Cross would rather team with James Wade who has been the most successful English player of the last year than having to team with Michael Smith who has never won a major, flopped in the PL and is well out of form.

I know the PDC World Cup is a mickey mouse joke of a comp but having different rules for different countries not only makes the comp a bigger joke, it makes the PDC look fucking ridiculous and like they are making it up as they go along.

Speaking of making shit up as they go along, nothing can hold a candle to the BDO.
We are still waiting on the proven liar that runs the BDO to make this announcement. No venue announced for the up coming CatasTrophy, not a ticket available, no mention of a sponsor either.
I would laugh my hole off, if the bastards had to go crawling back to the pensioner Bob Potter cap in hand begging for the use of his hotel because they could not find a single venue in the entire country after having a year to find one.

This is the cunt that told bdo fans that the bdo would soon be able to compete with the PDC. I am laughing as I type this., the best part is some fucking idiots actually bought it. If Des the liar does find another venue, where will the money come from with no sponsors. I hope the BDO keep losing tens of thousands, they deserve it for appointing a liar and an ego maniac to the board.
When it all goes tits up I will guarantee everyone Des will lay the blame on anyone and everyone else but himself. He only takes credit for himself when he thinks something of progress has happened and passes the buck when things go pear shaped.
The venue needs to be sorted soon, as the milkmen of the north are on stand by.

Sorry for the late upload, as my internet has been down for the last 6 hours