ALL THE PREVIOUS KNOB OF THE WEEKS ADDED
FRIDAY 5TH JANUARY
Not even a week after this twat tried to convince people alcohol was not an integral part of darts, he doubled down on his predictability and showed yet again the favouritsim towards certain players in the selection for the Glorified Invitation Roadshow also known as the Premier League. Even before the selection was made we all knew the line up and even predicted it before the announcement
So back in 2021 Rob Cross won the European championships, and whilst not one of the big top 4 majors, it was still a TV title, and a ranking one at that, but it was deemed not important enough for it to get Cross selected for the Premier League, that would follow only a couple of months later.
The following year in 2022 Ross Smith won the same European Championships and again it was deemed not important enough for Smudger to be selected for the Premier League.
In 2023 Peter Wright did noting all year, bombed out early in the world Champs throwing absolute muck with multiple sets of darts, the only event he had luck in was winning the European Championships, now suddenly this comp can be used as validation for the selection of the middle aged potbellied weirdo who dresses like a spaz.
Seriously how can anyone consider this Glorified Invitational Roadshow as a Major. ? Not only is it non ranking, but they systematically leave out players vastly better than the likes of Krusty, who are in better form and going the right direction as opposed to Krusty who is dropping like a stone in the rankings. If dressing up like one of the pissheads that populate the crowd at ally Pally or acting like a full blown idiot is the criteria, , then no one with a modicum of intelligence would consider it a major.
It might have major exposure, major prize money for the players who are part of the "Twat Porter clique" bot not a Major. I bet Dobey and others will not be happy with the selection and rightly so.
THE PDC HALL OF FAME
Another reason for Twat Porter in winning the KotW is the list of people in the Hall of Fame. I believe the latest induction is Russ Bray, and I certainly do not begrudge him his place, a great servant of the game, but there would be no PDC let alone a PDC Hall of Fame. were it not for those players that broke away from the BDO back in the early 90s.. There was initially 16 players, 2 of which were judas cunts with no backbone, who went scurrying back to rim Olly Croft. The PDC, then the WDC formed with those 14 players, and 3 managers of Tommy Cox , Dick Allix and john Markovic. These 17 people were ostracized from the game, some threatened legally, financially and even physically. They held firm and even put their own money in to the WDC. Shortly afterwards, 7 American players, Irishman Tom Kirby. and 2 English players Graeme Stoddert & Kevin burrows also told the BDO/WDF governing body to go fuck themselves and those 24 were the field for the 1994 World championships.
Yes it should read boses instead of boes, but I have to make some spelling errors every week so those who moan incessantly about my blog but read it regardless, will have something to deflect with. As for the BBC,what do you expect from a channel that protected people like Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris, both people who also had their pictures hanging proudly in Bob Potter's Lakeshite bar for long after their outing and conviction.
Speaking of Lakeshite, here are the final averages of the WDF amateur event, and the PDC world championship....some disparity eh ?
Next up is the PDC Qualify Schools. Normally there would usually be a few players that i would watch out for, like Corey Cadby who showed his ability in events prior but his scumbag behavior most likely cost him getting a visa. This year outside a few players that lost theirs , who I would not mind seeing get them back, although they probably won't do much again, there is nobody that really stands out, as all focus these day will be on both Luke's, how MvG and Price respond, can or will Wright, Ando and Wade improve.
There is certainly a changing of the guard, I think Babs, Jose and others are going the right direction for me and that's downwards. That said the worlds prize money vastly impacts the Oder of merit, and whilst the first half of the year up to the Matchplay outside the UK open, is pretty minor there will be lots of floor events, it will be interesting to see who comes back fighting and how many people had a good worlds can maintain it.
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KNOB OF THE WEEK
The award this week was initially going to be that prick Twat Porter but he was pipped at the post..step forward the former World champion, here is a guy who has done nothing of note in 12 months.Remember the same guy that was hyped for OVER A DECADE, before he finally won a tv title. When he won the Worlds that lump of human shit wrapped in skin Wayne Mardle told us how the floodgates would open.
The fat cunt has done nothing of note this year, he has in fact regressed, and blames everyone else for his failings, an even if he wins an odd game he still has an issue with his opponent. As a former World Champion has there ever been a worse defending Champion ? He did not just lose defending his title, he got raped 4-0. The only player I can think of that could possibly come close is John Part back in 2008, and even then they had prime Taylor, Barney and Wade and less TV titles than they do now and spent most of his time traveling home to Canada
The Bellyboy supporters can put whatever spin they like on this, his reign as champion was a joke, his relinquishing of the title also a joke and typical of him, and all that is left is to see what excuse he comes up with, or who he blames this time. A miserable fat entitled cunt, who had issues with everyone, I seriously hopes that is the end of sky's expectations, but I doubt it.
TWAT PORTER
This week he spoke with PA, a German News Agency and spouted this bullshit
This is a game where multiple players drank themselves to death like Jocky Wilson, Alan Evans and Andy Fordham. Has twat Porter looked around his leisure center at the obese and potbellied players ?
Has he not seen the gut on some of these players like Bellyboy, MvG , Wade, Krusty, Bunting etc. How can anyone forget Mickey Mansell's interview from last year. Last night Darryl Gurney who was clearly pissed was kissing speed jobber Ricky Evans on the lips. Evans is another that is getting larger every week. I know most players are not the most educated, let alone eloquent in expressing themselves, but it is obvious when some are clearly drunk. I have no problem if a player is pissed, but to try convince the viewer alcohol is not an issue is a joke. I loved how Scott Williams took a dig at Twat tonight.
Alcohol is not the only thing the PDC should be concerned about if they are worried about image.
The Wednesday evening session consisted of 3 obese cunts, MvG, Bellyboy and Littler. Luke Littler is almost as wide as he is tall, here is a kid already well on his way to heart disease, and they think its funny how he is horsing down kebab after kebab and this is something to promote ? Wednesday night was embarrassing for the PDC in terms of its image. Where was suck up Twat Porter trying to improve the obesity image in the PDC ? Remember how young looking MvG was at 16.? Look at him now at only 34. Look at LukeL Littler at 16, so you can only imagine what condition he will be in, if he lives that long. Then here is Bellyboy who thinks growing a beard will somehow hide his folds of fat on his face, he got more chins that a Chinese phonebook. All 3 of them clearly overweight, how can anyone that young allow themselves to be that fat ? Yes I said Allow. No one goes to bed a normal person and wakes up obese, this happens over time, and if you allow that to happen to yourself over weeks or months or even years then you have mental issues, a lazy attitude and a serious problem and obviously no shame or self pride. What normal person would allow themselves get in that shape ? If I was Twat Porter I would be more worried about the players stuffing themselves with food and where half of the tour card holders look pregnant such are their bellies. How long before one drops dead on TV under the hot bright lights ? Or maybe after a long day in a leisure center ? As the volume of pints, greasy food and bad lifestyle takes it toll.
PDC WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS
Sky will hype the likes of Bellyboy, who took ten years to win a TV title, hype and favour Chizzy who has never won an event, but disregard players who have actually won TV titles like James Wade, Ross Smith, Andrew Gilding and even Rob Cross and always seem to shove them in afternoon sessions. The same Rob Cross who is not only a multiple major winner, but a former World Champion who destroyed Phil Taylor in a final. The same Phil Taylor that made MvG cry like a bitch on TV multiple times. It is quite clear in the PDC under Twat Porter, that tournament wins mean nothing when it comes to their favoritism. Why else do certain players get prime slots regardless of who they play, and others not in their clique relegated to afternoons.
You only have to look at that glorified exbo that is the Premier League to see how winning competitions are less important than being in the clique. Cross, Ross Smith, and Gilding are just 3 examples of players that won a tv comp and were left out of the following PL.
Look at the shit efforts by Bellyboy, Peter Wright and Gerwyn Price this comp, do you seriously think Twat Porter is going to leave those 3 of his favorites out of the PL ? He is going to upset a lot of fanboys this year. Not that I really care as I don't give a fuck about the Premier League, Twat Porter can give his favorites their extra pay days whilst alienating other players, use the exbo to build up their coffers to then spend the profit on the munters game in a unisex code, and give the so called darts fans the chance to dress up like spastics and cover each other in piss, spit, sweat and lager all whilst chanting idiotic songs and ignoring the action on the oche whilst they harass staff and look for fights, whilst comms try convince viewers this non ranking invitational is "A Major. I get that too, milk the fuckers, make the money of them, but just remember , not everyone is gullible enough to believe all the shit they spout. In the end, Twat Porter can tell you any bullshit he makes up, how darts is a Sport not a game, how players don't drink, how the Munters are as good as the Men, Thunder Thighs Turner is worthy of a spot on any panel, how the PL is a Major, it does not matter, as fools will always believe what they are told and wont question anything. It is those fools that Twat Porter is hoping to persuade.
I said on a forum on Tuesday, that Wednesdays and Thursdays afternoon sessions would be decent, it was obvious to anyone who is a viewer of this game. Sadly however the Wednesday evening session looked like shit, and would be 3 fat cunts romping home against jobbers lucky to get that far, and would be surprised if every game did not finish 4-0 or 4-1 and I had no intention of watching that session and gave it a skip.
Sure enough both afternoon sessions were brilliant, which I enjoyed and the evening session were all walkovers which I thankfully missed.
I was told on one forum that MvG, Bellyboy etc romping home against jobbers "was exciting", and seemingly entertainment value was based on a players position in the order of merit.
I was then told by the same person that Ross Smith and Chris Dobey were "boring", this whilst both players were averaging 107 in the fifth set, with maximums in double figures. On Friday when Heta and Van Peer went all 7 sets the same poster was moaning about it being a "plodathon" and complained about a game going that long. It makes me wonder why would someone watch something they obviously hate. At least with Lakeshite its unintentionally funny, if I do not like something I switch it off., like do almost all MvG matches
The levels of hype, bullshit etc hit the usual high levels as always with the PDC this week
For example Sky comms kissed the obese hole of Bunting and his ton plus average over Florian Hempel in a game that went 4 sets. They kissed the obese hole of MvG who also had a ton average in a 4-0 set win. Yet Cross averaged more than Bunting and MvG and did it over 6 sets instead of 4 and did not get the same level of respect hype etc.Then he is not in the clique.
When Price went out deservedly to Brendan Dolan and killed Sky's hope of an Ando & Price match you could hear the disappointment in their voices. It always pleases me when so called journalists or comms who are suppose to be impartial sound so upset when their clear favorites get turfed out.
Had to laugh at how comms told us about Luke Humphries fighting ability. The German Pietreczko had darts to break and go 2 legs up and throw for a 4-1 set win, he completely shat himself, his average dropped like a stone and only then Scumphries came back, it was more the German shitting himself than Scumphries "fighting".
Then there was Sky apologizing to viewers because Scott Williams mentioned 2 wars and a world Cup and only proved why again I fucking despise those cunts at Sky and will never ever pay them a penny again.
So far with only 2 matches of the 4th round played, there has been 13 ton plus averages.
The highest average for the entire Lakeshite has been bettered 24 times already.
As for 95 plus averages, the WDF had TWO...the PDC has had FORTY THREE so far.
Even a simple glimpse at this list of averages sho
Sky will hype the likes of Bellyboy, who took ten years to win a
TV title, hype and favour Chizzy who has never won an event, but
disregard players who have actually won TV titles like James Wade, Ross
Smith, Andrew Gilding and even Rob Cross and always seem to shove them
in afternoon sessions. The same Rob Cross who is not only a multiple
major winner, but a former World Champion who destroyed Phil Taylor in a
final. The same Phil Taylor that made MvG cry like a bitch on TV
multiple times. It is quite clear in the PDC under Twat Porter, that
tournament wins mean nothing when it comes to their favoritism. Why else
do certain players get prime slots regardless of who they play, and
others not in their clique relegated to afternoons.
You only have to
look at that glorified exbo that is the Premier League to see how
winning competitions are less important than being in the clique. Cross,
Ross Smith, and Gilding are just 3 examples of players that won a tv
comp and were left out of the following PL.
Look at the shit efforts
by Bellyboy, Peter Wright and Gerwyn Price this comp, do you seriously
think Twat Porter is going to leave those 3 of his favorites out of the
PL ? He is going to upset a lot of fanboys this year. Not that I really
care as I don't give a fuck about the Premier League, Twat Porter can
give his favorites their extra pay days whilst alienating other players,
use the exbo to build up their coffers to then spend the profit on the
munters game in a unisex code, and give the so called darts fans the
chance to dress up like spastics and cover each other in piss, spit,
sweat and lager all whilst chanting idiotic songs and ignoring the
action on the oche whilst they harass staff and look for fights, whilst
comms try convince viewers this non ranking invitational is "A Major. I
get that too, milk the fuckers, make the money of them, but just
remember , not everyone is gullible enough to believe all the shit they
spout. In the end, Twat Porter can tell you any bullshit he makes up,
how darts is a Sport not a game, how players don't drink, how the
Munters are as good as the Men, Thunder Thighs Turner is worthy of a
spot on any panel, how the PL is a Major, it does not matter, as fools
will always believe what they are told and wont question anything. It is
those fools that Twat Porter is hoping to persuade.
I
said on a forum on Tuesday, that Wednesdays and Thursdays afternoon
sessions would be decent, it was obvious to anyone who is a viewer of
this game. Sadly however the Wednesday evening session looked like shit,
and would be 3 fat cunts romping home against jobbers lucky to get that
far, and would be surprised if every game did not finish 4-0 or 4-1 and
I had no intention of watching that session and gave it a skip.
Sure
enough both afternoon sessions were brilliant, which I enjoyed and the
evening session were all walkovers which I thankfully missed.
I was
told on one forum that MvG, Bellyboy etc romping home against jobbers
"was exciting", and seemingly entertainment value was based on a players
position in the order of merit.
I was then told by the same person
that Ross Smith and Chris Dobey were "boring", this whilst both players
were averaging 107 in the fifth set, with maximums in double figures. On
Friday when Heta and Van Peer went all 7 sets the same poster was
moaning about it being a "plodathon" and complained about a game going
that long. It makes me wonder why would someone watch something they
obviously hate. At least with Lakeshite its unintentionally funny, if I
do not like something I switch it off., like do almost all MvG matches
The levels of hype, bullshit etc hit the usual high levels as always with the PDC this week
For
example Sky comms kissed the obese hole of Bunting and his ton plus
average over Florian Hempel in a game that went 4 sets. They kissed the
obese hole of MvG who also had a ton average in a 4-0 set win. Yet Cross
averaged more than Bunting and MvG and did it over 6 sets instead of 4
and did not get the same level of respect hype etc.Then he is not in the
clique.
When Price went out deservedly to Brendan Dolan and killed
Sky's hope of an Ando & Price match you could hear the
disappointment in their voices. It always pleases me when so called
journalists or comms who are suppose to be impartial sound so upset when
their clear favorites get turfed out.
Had to laugh at how comms told
us about Luke Humphries fighting ability. The German Pietreczko had
darts to break and go 2 legs up and throw for a 4-1 set win, he
completely shat himself, his average dropped like a stone and only then
Scumphries came back, it was more the German shitting himself than
Scumphries "fighting".
Then there was Sky apologizing to viewers
because Scott Williams mentioned 2 wars and a world Cup and only proved
why again I fucking despise those cunts at Sky and will never ever pay
them a penny again.
So far with only 2 matches of the 4th round played, there has been 13 ton plus averages.
The highest average for the entire Lakeshite has been bettered 24 times already.
As for 95 plus averages, the WDF had TWO...the PDC has had FORTY THREE so far.
As for who I would like to see win the competition, I could not care, but it wold be funny if Ando won it, after his multiple interviews where he claimed he would not do the PL even if he was asked. Would Ando be a man of his word or will he bend over for Twat Porter as quick as Huw Ware would.
Chris Dobey has been the best player of the competition,fuck off with your bunting, MvG and Littler nonsense. Dobey is the only player to average to hit 3 ton plus averages....will he be able to maintain it ?
Would not mind Rob Cross, winning it, if only to alienate Twat Porter as Cross is not part of the Sky clique.
I like Chizzy but we all know he will fold sadly. I would like to be proven wrong.
Since so many people cannot remember who won world titles in darts, here is the full list of World Champions
and lastly to finish, Twat Porter wants to improve the games image, yet look at his pic below and tell me how this does not scream chav.
EDIT:
Gary Anderson, never one to shy away from moan did an interview tonight in the media complaining about...wait for it...the media. Maybe the moaning fucker was contractually obliged to speak to them, who knows.
That said it is hardly surprising the media would be all over Luke Littler, the PDC crave that, and wont like Ando rocking the boat
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FRIDAY DECEMBER 22ND
KNOB OF THE WEEK
In the decades I have been watching the game I never have seen such a bunch of softer cunts in my life than not only the players, but the so called journalists, I say so called as how many of them actually have a journalism degree or studied it in college, ? Basically glorified fan boys sucking up to the most mentally frail players to even dilute the game at the top end.
This week we had the little short mentally fragile taffy whiner Price bemoan the fans yet again and claim he was going to boycott the world championships. Remember this is a player who won the bulk of his TV titles in empty arenas during covid and takes to instagram to cry the minute he leaves the stage after a defeat. I am convinced he believes if he makes the idle threats he thinks fans will get worried and suddenly cheer him like he was using some emotional blackmail. I like him as a player, but he can fuck off for all I care if he is doing his little spoiled brat and hurt feelings routine. The problem is he made a fortune winning events in empty arenas where now he could afford to skip a event if he wanted to as he did in many euro tours.
Look at James Wade, he made 120k in a 50 day spell prior to the worlds and rocks up unprepared and unmotivated, in his pre match interview he cared more about xmas with his kids and said he hardly practiced, a shit attitude for a player hat once used to seem to give a shit so he rightfully paid the price.
He is not alone, take the physically weak looking Pietrezko who proved he is also mentally weak and thick as pig shit. In an interview with Bild this week he claimed that he is threatening to boycott the public again if a similar reception awaits him against Suzuki in the World Championships. ''If they don't want to see me, then I don't understand why I have to accept such disrespectful things. It is absurd,'' The German, however, hopes it doesn't have to come to that. Pietreczko, on the contrary, is usually known as a joker on stage. ''I just want to be myself on stage,'' 'Pikachu' said.
This ignorant prick has no problem when the non Germans get booed in the many many competitions held in Germany, and one day he gets a spot of jeering and crumbles and now another threatening to boyott. What is he going to do ?
Nothing, he has to learn to accept it or fuck off, as the crowd wont change. Does he think the PDC are going to drive away the tens of thousands that attend the TV events because one mentally weak hun cunt had his little feelings hurt.
You only have to look at Gary Anderson, another only a few chants away from throwing a hissyfit. Remember Adrian Lewis storing off stage when Peter Manley upset him ?
As I said I never seen so many mentally fragile players. Look at the shit the likes of Manley, Hamilton, and countless others got, or how in the early years every opponent of Phil Taylor, in a lot of cases James Wade would get booed endlessly. By the end even Taylor was getting jeers and then he had a cry about it, yet never had an issue when his opponents for years were getting booed, its part and parcel of the game, most players just get on with it
Of course when the players cry like fucking faggots how they don't like booing, there is no shortage of nodding suck up cunts ready to kiss arse,none more so than the likes of Phil Hippo Barrs who is an absolute embarrassment to the game. Here is a guy who interviews players and never asks he most obvious questions, avns avoids any sort of touchy subject out of fear he wont get another interview and instead comes up with the most retarded questions or statements possible.
In one interview with Matt Campbell after another stupid question even Matt had to ask him "how long are you doing this ?". In his interview with Jim Williams , Barrs told Williams "it was a hard fought victory", Jim gave him a look as to say you fucking imbecile, and corrected him and told him he won 9 legs in a row.
Williams whitewashed his opponent, did not drop a leg, and was told by this obese clown it was a hard fought victory.
As for the darts Pinocchio lost as expected first round yet again, and had the exact same average as her boyfriend Menzies had in his lowest average of the 2 games he played, so its official, Pinocchio is not even the best player in her own household. I laughed like a total cunt when she had multiple darts to level the game 2-2 in sets and after missing a set dart, returned and bust the double 8, and then to compound it Wattimena took out 110 to break and saw out the match. It was the silence of the crowd, Mardle almost crying and Sky seething now the munter was out which all contributed to its hilarity. Some people are so brainwashed they actually thought she would win, let that sink in, prior to this world Champs Pinocchio played 160 games in the PDC and did not break the 90 barrier in 124 of them. In fact she has racked up far more averages in the 70s and even 60s than she has in the 90s, but why let the truth get in the way of the Sky and PDC woke agenda.
Take a look at this for mental illness from "Journalist" Jack Otway of GB News
I saw some complain about Jeffrey De Graaf who now claims to be Swedish, and using that to qualify for Ally Pally, but if a Man can put on a bra and pretend to be a woman, then why cant a Dutchie pretend to be Swedish. We also got a TV appearance by Ian White, in front of a camera so we knew what that meant. I don't know if Sky showed the promo of White where we were told how he "thrives under pressure".
I was delighted to see that ugly cheating cunt Wessel Nijman get turfed out even if it meant Beaton winning, the cheating cunt should have received a life time ban, the only assholes that don't agree seem to be mostly Dutch simpletons.
Mikuru Suzuki was sent packing with an average in the 70s, not bad for girl from a country where they only open their eyes 40%. Luckily for the PDC and Sky with both of the "out of their depth munters" sent packing, Luke Littler stepped up, and has given them something to repeatedly hype.
Littler is only 16 but looks like he is in his 40s, did he take over Wayne Rooneys paper round, another former kid who looked like he had progeria.
Littler reminds me of Phil Taylor, constant name dropping, repeating himself over and over, short, squat and common and has the fat gene. I saw one mutant compare him to Taylor, Bristow and MvG even though the kid has done nothing of note, that is how simple some people are, they believe any hype Sky will spout. Remember how we were told Aaron Monk and James Hubbard were future world champions ? Last year it was Josh Rock, Littler is a good prospect but that is all he is until he wins majors, and until his haul of majors are in double figures, he should not be put in the same bracket as Taylor, Bristow and MvG
Peter Wright has a gimmick, I get it, but he looked like a fucking spastic, the guy is 53 and it does not come across as festive nor fun but as a sad ageing man trying to make all the talk about his get up instead of his shit form. He kept changing his darts and lost comprehensively to a player who was averaging in the 80s for the majority of the match. Krusty averaged 83 and only won 4 legs in the entire match. I had thought of awarding him Knob of the Week, but was it really a shock he lost considering his form and attitude recently ? Dirk van Duijvenbode,Danny Noppert, Jose de Sousa and Andrew Gilding are other seeds that joined Krusty and Wade going out early.
I get that Boris Krcmar is a big lad, but I got really really tired of hearing comms go on and on how they would not cross him, as if most people gave a tupenny shit how big a lad is. As for this Ally Pally wasp, do these cunts this is the same wasp for the last decade. had to have audio off for most matches as the commentary overall was appalling, the panel just a horrendous with munters spouting nonsense. Isn't it some coincidence dirks shoulder injury is only mentioned when he loses, seemed nothing wrong when he was near 110 average in the first set. Like how the crowd is only an issue when Price loses, never he he wins, or Merv kings back gets worse when he falls behind but when it front never an issue.
As for the averages, I predicted during Lakeshite that the highest WDF average would be beaten on the first day and it was, TWICE, here are PDC averages so far in comparison to the final WDF averages, even a brief glance shows the difference in standard so far, and the 2nd round is not even complete
Lastly, we all know, or at least those of us unfortunate to be aware of Tommy Thompson know this cunt is a deranged fossil of the game with an IQ is single digits. He Was crying again this week and posted this.
In Tommy's warped delusional state he thinks somehow his 2 bit organisation is responsible for the success of certain players. In reality any player that goes on to win things in the professional game do so because of their own ability, mental strength, dedication etc. By Tommy's logic somehow his back street prehistoric insignificant meaningless clusterfuck is responsible, go figure, by that reasoning every player that bombs or becomes disillusioned with the game, or fed up playing for peanuts etc is the fault of England darts. If you try take the credit for the success of former players, you have to take responsibility for those thousands that fail, you cannot have it both ways. If Tommy defense is "but player X had talent", then they would have succeeded regardless of England darts. The geriatric walking corpse is an embarrassment to the game.
If anyone has a problem with my spelling, grammar, attitude, or whatever tough shit, I am off to bed after a load of drink after a night out with my wife, so whilst ye whine away moaning, crying on social media, I will be just having fun.
that alone should be enough to upset the cornholers, the brainwashed, the inbred, the flids, ...oh wait, I could have just said mushrooms and the covers all genres of those mutant throwbacks
