The WDF hilariously entitled "World championships" was a complete dismal affair, how this org can call this a World championships is a complete joke an an embarrassment to the game.
I tweeted this tonight
But this was not a surprise to most people as I asked almost a week ago on twitter how long it would take for the highest average at Bobs Salmonella Center to be beaten. In the poll gave 3 options not realizing the first day only had one session, and of the time of writing almost 93% off those that voted believed the highest Lakeshite average, which was 97 which was gotten by Dennis Nilsson would be beaten in the first day
Poll Here: POLL
That said congratulations Andy Baetens a player ranked #176 in the PDC on winning the December Debacle, who now heads to Q-school. The Mushrooms will be sweating, cos if the WDF winner fails to get a card I will laugh and be sure to remind them on a regular basis.
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It never ceases to amaze me how a vast share of the people who read this blog or my tweets will go out of their way to lie about it. For example this week after I posted Deta Hedmans statement almost 12 hours after she made it, no one mentioned it until I did.
One disfigured brummie abortion survivor who has a history of being a complete liar claimed he knew all along before me and saw on Deta's facebook at 7am, yet amazingly he never posted it until hours after I tweeted it, and the same liar even "liked" my post. The reason being like so many others they do not want to admit they read this blog or my tweets.
On one forum where I have not made a post in over 6 years, I am discussed on a daily basis and one new member on there has been accused of being me such is how I live in their heads.hat is not the first new member they had that was accused.
Another is this notion and myth of how I was "banned from every forum", yet be it DF, or TSod before each closed I was not banned, nor am I banned on TDF, but then the truth would get in the way of the agenda of those I have no difficulty in upsetting.
Even during the WDF clusterfuck there were people calling for me to be banned for posting actual statistics.
My favorite one is when you laugh at the atrocious standard and some inbred simpleton will chuck out the response like "I bet they are better than you at darts". This type of answer always makes me laugh, by that logic no one could ever criticize Lionel Messi in football for example, because we are not as good, we could not comment on anything on any player in top level sport. Imagine on a football stream posting the scores or stats, actual facts and fans crying they want you banned ? No one without a formula one car in the garage could comment on F1. That is how it is in darts for some cretins who think you cannot critique what you are watching as a viewer. This is the mentality of these people.
There is no other game where not only the fans but the players themselves are the most childlike and defensive when it comes to social media. You only had to see how the likes of the World Seniors Darts, Wayne Mardle, Paul Nicholson and dozens of people in darts have me blocked even though I never tagged them in a tweet. Afraid of people like me who would tell the the truth no holds barred. Take Gerwyn Price, he is hardly off the stage a minute after a defeat crying about fans on social media, then complains on the very same social media about people on social media. Similarly he thanks the fans when he wins, blames them when he loses.
I grew up watching Bristow mentally break people, most remember Bristow after he quit how he used social media to wind up the BDO and its fans, could you imagine if twitter was around during Bristows prime ? Could you imagine how many people he could mentally break or the sheer volume of tears from soft modern players ?
Could you imagine his comments on bra-man Victor Monghan and fellow he-she Noel Lynn. I guess we wont have long more to go before Sky and the PDC do some ass kissing of Bristow during the real world championships conveniently ignoring how they sacked him.
THE REAL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS
Bellyboy tried all he could to avoid answering the question why he has done nothing of note this entire year, and claimed he has a new hunger. Obese cunt looks like he has always been hungry.
On the WDF stream Stowe Buntz mrs turned up and numerous people were kissing her hole, I said he was vastly over rated and a lesser player than Lauby, and Gates, and it started the suck ups crying, his performance tonight solidified that point.
Pinocchio Sherrock seems to have a thing for boyfriends suffering from autism, however I like Menzies even if he looks like a begging crusty, he scores well, throws at a good pace, and enjoyable on the mic. Will be funny when Pinocchios kid some day asks the mother "mommy are you a great darts player", and Menzies can interrupt and say "she is not even the best player in this house".
Speaking of players that look like homeless bums, we then got Simon Shitlock. His opponent Nebrida who looked around 50 was so slow he made the plodding Aussie seem like Ricky Evans, and Shitlock needing 50 bust his score with his first dart hitting treble 18, it cost him the leg and ultimately the first set, and Nebrida even missed a dart to go 2 sets up, but when Shitlock leveled and seemed there was only gonna be one winner,but Nebrida took the 4th set and threw for the win and went a leg up with a 12 darter. Sadly Shitlock woke up and rattled off the next 2 legs and then throwing for the win missed 4 match darts, but Nebrida missed 6 darts to take it to a last leg decider, and Shitlock wrapped it up.
Belly boy who ran his fat mouth earlier won the first set as comms rimmed his obese hole, but Doets won the next 2 sets and the upset I hoped for was on. Sadly Bellyboy took the fourth set and the Dutchie had run his race when Obese Bellyboy broke with a 142. I did not think it possible Mardle could climb up a players hole as much as he did in the game.Bellyboy could afford to miss 5 match darts, before wrapping it up. I hope the next time Mardle claim he cannot speak it is throat cancer and terminal.
We got countless showings on the 9 darter from last years final and told repeatedly it was "the greatest leg ever". Except that is not true, it did not win the match like Willie Borland's one did at a world championship, if we are speaking statistically it was not the best leg either, as a leg this year that I witnessed from the German super League also had 2 players hit 6 perfect darts, and the player throwing first took out the finish, so statistically it was better as there was no missed dart and the combined average was higher. This notion that sky can dictate it was the greatest leg ever and somehow everyone must believe it is just another in a long long list of nonsense spewed by these cunts that people simply seem to just accept. It is up there with comments like "the floodgates will open" for Bellyboy, or my all time favorite the Ian White promo where we were told how he "thrives under pressure" Tonight Mardle claimed Kevin Doets was "world class" for keeping pace with Bellyboy...Doets, the World #60.
Also tonight we were reminded of all the women that played in the PDC world championships ( not counting the PDC womens World championships won by Stacy Bromberg), and they left out the first woman Gayle king.
But this was hardly surprising, Sky and the PDC always show disregard to those players who stood by the PDC, then the WDC after the split. Look how many of those players who broke away from the BDO , faced financial ruin, were treated like dirt, banned from other competitions etc, look how many of those players are still not even in the PDC Hall of Fame, yet useless commentators have got in. It may not mean anything financially but its the lack of respect to those that without their spirit the PDC would not exist.It is the least they could do to honour those that made this thing possible in the first place.
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As for Deta's statement , I agree with almost entirely, except for the part where she say trannies should not be allowed in Women's ranked events, they should not be allowed in any women's events ranked or not, the clue is in the name Women. As much as I slate the WDF, they clearly define what their titles represent in terms of gender, the Men's title, self explanatory, likewise the Women's title. Mentally ill men in bras, are still biologically male that is a fact and should be in the Men's events.
I would have no problem with he-shes playing in the PDC as Barry Hearn stated numerous times on TV that the PDC is Unisex. Men and women can go to Q-school, both genders can play Challenge tour and Development tour, all the qualifying tours like the Asian qualifier, West Europe etc are open to both genders. This is why the PDC munter Series is a contradiction. How can an org, that has multiple tours based in the UK, hold countless events around the globe, open to both genders because they are Unisex have a code that forbids one gender. like the Munter Series.
Here is another thought, supposing the HoneyMonster Greaves and Pinocchio Sherrock both won tour cards, would the PDC be happy ?
Firstly would those minor few that watch the Munter Series as is tune in without Greaves and Sherrock ? Would Anca Zilstra and he- she Noel Lynn get viewers ?
Secondly what if Greaves and Sherrock got battered on the main tour and failed to qualify for TV events ? Would they be allowed to return to the Munter Series and double dip in order to get extra chances to qualify for events ? That would also be gender bias. If people do not want trannies in the WDF Women's game, why should there be trannies in the PDC munter Series if its just for women.
And for anyone who cries how I am anti trans, or don't accept these people as women, they are not, they are men and that is not hate speech, it is speech you hate, a subtle difference, but a difference nonetheless. There is a thing called biology and no agenda, will alter that.
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DARTS FORUM
Lastly, the Admin on a darts forum I post on asked me to post the link to the forum as they will take in new members due to the paranoia of another forum where every new member is accused of being a multiple, a former banned member, or being me. for the record I am not the owner, not admin nor mod, and if you want to join and have difficulty contact me on twitter
If you are easily offended I suggest you don't other joining DARTS FORUM
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DECEMBER 8TH
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KNOB OF THE WEEK
No surprise the WDF wins Knob of the Week, but here is the thing, its not for the reasons people think it is.
Anastasia being Russian was unfairly punished bcause of the actions of Putin, yet Anastasia has been living and working in the UK for many many years.
It is quite straight forward, in the WDF there is a Mens game and a Womens game. Biological men should be in the...wait for it...Mens game.
Yet a man was allowed play in the Womens events and qualified for the clusterfuck event. How is that fair ? I know some sites claimed players are upset, and rightly so, but everyone that has complained on the sites and forums discussing this, no one has addressed this.
If Anastasia is banned because of what is written on her birthcert, (place of birth: Russia) then how come the a tranny was not banned based on their birthcert ? His birthcert identifies him, as in biological male. His birthcert make him ineligible then surely. If they can disregard his, why not disregard Anastasia's ?
Here is another thing that has not been mentioned, if Victor can simply "identify" as something he is not and play in the WDF, why can't Anastasia who now identifies as European, and not Russian, play. Which is more believable ? Anastasia as a European woman or Victor as a woman.
Anastasia was denied the right to qualify an earn a spot to play in a competition than is held in the country she lives, in the country she pays taxes in, in the country where her kids were born and even has a British passport in for over a decade....that is discrimination no matter how it is spun. Let this sink in, Men can play in a womens event by putting on a bra,and their birthcert ignored but a genuine real woman's birthcert is not ignored. The WDF cunts should be fucking ashamed of themselves for their treatment of Anastasia. Personally I think she should sue them. The WDF who claim to follow the IOC rules which allow players play under a neutral flag are deliberately being ignored by the WDF and they are stopping her play. The sports minister in the UK got involved, and because officially the WDF is not based in the UK and is NOT professional, it complicates things, hence why the PDC which is both Professional and UK based allow players play under a Neutral flag in their system.
But when it comes to Trannies, the WDF will band over backwards to take it in the ass quicker than Huw Ware whilst treating a former world Champion and real woman like dirt. Absolute disgrace.
During the live streams of the games I and a number of other lads from a forum I post on, went on the WDF stream and all the guys were then banned, except for me. The WDF even posted this to me on the stream, showing how I was getting to them
IF I GET BANNED AGAIN.. I AM REPORTING THE STREAM FOR YOUTUBE VIOLATIONS AND COPYRIGHT MUSIC
They did not ban me again, and even though I would not report them, the morons should not be leaving themselves open for things like this. I missed most afternoon sessions, as unlike WDF mushrooms who are dolescum, I have a job, so most of the matches I watched on fast forward. How fucking stupid is the WDF, to not only let me know I was getting to them, but to risk having their event taken down off youtube for using copyrighted music they had no intentions of paying for. These cretins are thick as pigshit. So I tested them on the stream, writing things such as
Belgian Jackie was in the toilets giving handjobs for a £1, and how he was doing family group rates of 3 for £2.
I said Ted Hankey had all his teeth removed to give better blowjobs. How he was asked if he wanted a tv in his prison cell to watch the darts and said he would rather eat his own shit.
When someone asked what was Beau averaging, I replied 9 cakes a day.
Victor Monaghan is traveling to America to get a boob job, he is going Trans -Atlantic.
During the Andy Baetens game he was called the Beast from the East, and comms stated Belgium was in West Europe, and they sounded confused why Baetens was using the term East, so I told them on the stream it was because he was from East Flanders, later comms said what I said and claimed they heard from "sources".
The thing that upset the mushrooms the most was me posting actual statistics, mentioning the abysmal averages, that seemed to trigger a lot of them
Also in the stream a guy taking the piss had the name Lionel Messi and the WDF thanked him for his posts. I laughed like the cunt I am at that one.Also in the stream at the same were users with the name Frankie Frazer and Kenny Noye. I wonder if they got thanked ? You could not make this shit up.
One mutant on the stream upset at the piss taking called people "imberseals". That great British education on show once again.
We live on a planet well in excess now of 8 billion people, and the WDF managed to get a whole 8 thousand viewers globally. Work out the percentages of the population that is. Of that 8k watching the vast majority are thick as fuck, afterall they were told that Victor Monaghan and Dutch Noel Lynn were women and they accepted it. Dart fans are so dumb, look how they were told Peter Wright was Scottish and they bought that. Even worse they were told Parasite Adams was a former world champion and they actually believe that too.The term Mushrooms has never been so apt. Now on to the live unintentional comedy.
It was not until around 5pm on a Saturday I turned this on and, right away there was production issues. There was zero introduction, no panel, zero, and it went right away to the first boring game and during the walk ons there was audio issues and filmed from the back of the grotty hall. Within 5 minutes this was off the scale dismal unprofessional production.
Scott Marsh who is out of his depth even in Modus won a single leg the absolute jobber. This would set the tone.There was no player interview, no post match commentary, no panel, just a camera at the back of the hall repeating what was done in the first match, shown from the back, audio issues for the music followed by a game where the standard was even worse than game one.
In the third game the Munters darkened my screen and affected my appetite. The first leg was a break of throw in 33 darts...THIRTY FUCKING THREE
The best leg of the entire first leg was a 20 darter. There was only one leg better than that in the whole game, and some Hungrian munter won easily with an average of 61. This was embarrassing for the game. The audacity of those cunts to label this a World Championships is staggering, It was then the fast forward option came in to play. Some Swedish jobber beat an English jobber, even though when he went for single big numbers managed to put darts outside the board.
We were 3 games in and 6 players without an average in the 80s and I could not torture myself any more, no one ever should be that much of a masochist. It was fast forward through entire games,
Game 4 was a repeat of game 3, shit walk ons, shit darts, shit players and another Swedish jobber beat another English jobber. This was deplorable, it was even worse than Modus.Then it was some Yank minger against some Spanish munter that went the whole gruesome distance. Then last up we got 2 more inadequate pub chuckers. This was possibly the worst session of darts I ever had the misfortune to witness in decades of watching the game. It was an embarrassment to the game. The only session that could come close to this happened in the 2022 WDF shit on April 3rd, when again it was 6 matches when all 12 averages were equally as bad if not worse.
The evening session started off with Droopy Richardson, who missed 5 match darts to win 2-0 in sets, but cunt won and we got the first average in the 80s. The fat farmer and PDC tourcard failure Scott Mitchell said Droopy was world class with an 83 average. Bo selecta was up next and in the final leg bust her score twice and then needing a single 16 missed the board,and lost the leg. Meanwhile her opponent on 224 scored 24 and was given a score of 74. Bo Selecta made is 7 straight losses on the piss soaked floorboards of Bob's manky hall.Aletta won with an average of 59.04. Bo Selecta has never even won a set in 7 matches.That always gives not just myself but everyone a great laugh across forums, social media etc.
At this point I stopped taking notes, there was just too many fuck ups to write down as I would be writing for hours.
The standard has been absolutely atrocious.For example on Tuesday, Suzanne Smith throwing for the treble 20 not just missed obviously she nearly hit the number 5 on the outside. It was like a mirror reflection of Thunder Thighs Turner who once started a match going for the T20 and landed outside double 1. The amount of players that missed the big numbers or went outside the board was something else. In another match after the ref called the correct score, the player Barilli proceeded to tell the ref he was wrong, and the ref changed it. Scott Marsh who recently slagged off the so called PDC boards, claiming huge trebles played on the same winmau boards and averaged 71.11. The player Aletta Wajer going for tops was so far away she hit the camera above the board, and this is the caliber of player that dumped out Bo Selecta Jacklin. Multiple players bust their scores on a finish, one player needing tops hit the treble 20. Moreno Blom needing 116 hit T19,T19 and single one and bust his score.
The lowest average in the entire comp so far was by a man.
Who ever did the spotting needs to be sacked, they obviously cannot count or have no clue of finishes. Liam Maendl-Lawrance who is so slow he makes Justin Pipe seem like Ricky Evans used other players darts for both his games. What other game could a player playing in a supposed World championships not make sure his equipment is a priority.In the game the ref called a score of 45 as 55 as players, refs, spotters, etc were all getting in on the act of fucking up. In between matches as the obese dolescum horsed pints of slop and the copyrighted music was played low for the viewers, the unemployed scum of humanity roared and shouted and flurries of swear words could be heard. I don't give a fuck about swearing, but I know sure as fuck youtube does,
Even as pleasing as seeing bo Selecta get dumped out was getting home from the pub and seeing Duff get dumped out, and of the players left I would not begrudge any of them, by my preferences in order would be Klaasen, Landman, Nilsson then Baetens.
By Wednesday afternoon there had been 44 games played at Lakeshite, and 45 games played in Modus.
Lakeshite did not have a single average over 95, whilst modus had 7, which included half a dozen over 100, 3 of them over 105 and a 9 darter. Modus was a better standard, it is better produced, more professional, better players, even some WDF players play both. At this point some will cry, how modus is shorter games, which proves it is surely harder them to get a 9 darter..
I am more looking forward to the Modus Final on Saturday night than the WDF session, such has been howdeplorable the standard of this Lakeshite has been.
At this point, there has been 128 averages, and 112 of them have been in the 80s or lower. Obviously no one has even come close to a 100 average. Of the 16 averages in the 90s, Klaasen and Baetens got 6 of them, the only players to average 90 in all 3 games. Gary Stone got 2 but only played 2 games, Nilsson & Plaiser also got 2 each, which goes to prove, a basic low 90s average is good enough to win this comp.
Here are all the averages so far.....grim stuff
Roll on the Real world championships.
I will make a prediction, the highest average that will be recorded at lakeshite will be beaten by the time the last 64 of Ally Pally is over.
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KNOB OF THE WEEK
The award this week goes to rubber lips the hunchback MvG. After his semi final he was asked if Luke Humphries was the best player in the world currently, and Quasimdo's twin uttered than how he has not beat him, then Shrek bottled it in the final despite leading 9-5, and in one leg to take it to a decider did a chizzy and bottled 8 darts. Looking at his inflated silicon looking features as he lost was magnificent.
As most know I always disliked Scumphries as he came across as entitled, condescending and an odious maggot, but now that he has won 3 of the last 4 tv titles he has every right to act smug and entitled, but is still an odious fucker.
Credit where credit is due, in a space of 49 days, Scumphries has hoisted 3 ranking TV titles. He won more ranking tv titles in those 49 days than Bellyboy has won in fifteen years...15. Humphries has won more ranking TV titles in front of a crowd in those 49 days than Price has won in his career as the bulk of his came in empty arenas.
Luke now goes in to the World championships...the one and only world championships as joint favorite. Personally I do not think he will win it.
Despite his 3 trophies, he was poor when he lost to Wade in the European championships, and Wade at 7-6 up in the Players championships blew multiple darts in both of the following legs for 9-7 when Humphries was there for the taking. Butterbean Lukeman has his chances and never took them and as said earlier MvG at 9-5 up realistically should never have lost. So Luke is not unbeatable and now has all the extra pressure on him.
He is not alone Mvg will want to prove a point, Krusty is defending a huge wedge and he has to improve, Price also is going in to freefall. Bellyboy looks a complete mess, on the other side Wade and Anderson seem to finding form at the right time, so all in all should be a fantastic tournament especially from the last 32 onwards.
Almost 2 weeks a number of WDF players who had qualified for Bobs Salmonella Cup rocked up to the west Europe qualifier, which irritated a lot of mushrooms who were crying it was disrespectful to the WDF, as if how dare those players try better themselves. Thibault Tricole won the qualifier, and he was originally a seed for Lakeshite, and right away those mentally crippled shrooms who previously sang the praises of the French player were now bitter cunts claiming he would lose first round. Finally mushrooms are starting to realize that the top seeds in WDF shit are just fodder to make up the numbers in the real World Championships.
Previously the WDF announced that their clustefuck of an event would be shown live on Ayozat TV, which is some obscure channel that can be found on Sky TV, now it turns out only the quarters, semis and final are being shown. It would not surprise me if it was the WDF paying them as oppsoed to the other way around.
Never forget that a lot of the people responsible for putting the Jacklins in charge of the BDO are the same people behind the WDF. Do you think when the BDO died, those people woke up the next morning after developing intelligence ? Of course not.
Even the channel showing this muck do not even know who was playing in the event, this is what they posted on twitter, not knowing that Suzuki is playing at Ally Pally
This is going to be comedy gold, more golden than the arms and necks of Jobby George and Parasite Adams.
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KNOB OF THE WEEK
The award this week goes to Twat Porter for his kiss ass crawling and pretense of supporting Trans people, not because he truly believes in it, but because it is now fashionable for companies to act this way. I know right now some intellectually stunted morons are probably wetting themselves at the thought of banding about some transphobe comment around. Ever notice those people who get upset the most over labeling people have no problem throwing them around when its something they do not like ?
I could not care if the PDC fly Trans flags, my issue is this same twat Porter who also in the past sucked up to the gay community with their rainbow laces has no problem going to Muslim countries, like Bahrain and United Arab Emirates and taking their money. The absolute hypocrisy of this cunt.
For example, the cornholing caller Huw Ware would get the death penalty in Dubai for his bumming activities. That biological male that plays in the Munter series would also be breaking the law in Dubai. In fact even discussing homosexuality, or Trans issues is strictly forbidden. As for Bahrain, no gay marriage allowed there.
If twat Porter truly believes in the shit he spouted, lets see him fly the Trans flag in Bahain when he gets out there, promote the Rainbow laces mantra out there as well, but we all now he wont, because like Martin Adams he lacks a spinal column, is a proven liar, and will do and say anything for a handout. He truly sickens me.
Contact the PDC and Twat Porter, ask them will they be promoting the Trans issue in Bahrain and see what responses you get. Even biological women are treated like dirt in these camel jockey countries. If you are going to pretend to care then do it properly or don't do it it all you snivelling cunt.
PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHPS FINALS
Remember after the last World Championships, comms told us after the obese and petulant Bellyboy won the title that "the floodgates would open". Since then he has won absolutely nothing of note. In fact he has gotten worse. Tonight the lard arse oxygen thief bounced out with an 85 average to a guy with a perm.
On the topic of hairdo's or should I say hairdon't, did ye see the fucking state of Callan Wygz tonight.It is impossible to concentrate on any game with him as it is all you can focus on. His family must truly despise him to not tell him how utterly ridiculous he looks. Has he no genuine friends to put him right ?
Scumphries got lucky tonight, as Butterbean Lukeman missed crucial darts to break in crucial legs.
Former Bob Potter Cup winner, goldfish mouth Christian Kist set a new record, by hitting the lowest average ever in the history of this event with an average of 68.08. Mind you, he would be competitive in modus with stats like that, if this weeks modus was anything to go by.
Seeing the 2 most miserable cunts in the PDC go out first round is always a plus. I refer to Barney adn Gurney obviously, they certainly will not be missed.
64 players played on Friday, and who had the highest average ? James Wade, yes the same Wade the PDC who have you believe never really averages over 100. So what do they do with the player who averaged the highest,and reached the final of the European champs, and a semi final of the Slam ? Stick him on board 2 for Saturday, whilst Twat Porter panders to those players in his little clique as usual. Last week I spoke how Cross, Smudger and Wade are not in said click. Only reason Smudger is on board one is because he plays hunchback MvG. Cabbage Heta and Doets was chosen for board one over the likes of Searle and Pietreczko. I dont care who wins this comp in general once it is not Scumphries.
On a forum I saw a post where some guy, who sadly is allowed vote, operate machinery and spawn future mentally crippled offspring claim Martin Parasite Adams was better than MvG because both had 3 World titles but the bearded beggar won 3 masters so he was better than MvG. That is like saying Northern Ireland football club Glentoran is better than Man city cos they have more league titles, only someone who had a lobotomy would consider a Bob Potter trophy a world title.The same applies to that WDF shit.
MODUS SHIT
I watched zero Modus this week, why would anyone with the line up they had. Read some tweets how some players won with averages in the 60s.The big news from Modus was the news 3 players were suspended pending some investigating in to match fixing. When I first saw it I automatically thought, how come they did not look at parasite Adams against Barney at the time which was highly suspect. The 3 players are Jack Main, Prakash Jiwa and Andy Jenkins.
Jiwa was due to play at Ally Pally. The funniest part of all of this is it made some newspapers, the only time that Modus shit ever made the sport sections. I hope they are guilty, if only for to see Scooty Eye Jenkins banned for life.
I know a lad here in Cork who owns a language school in the city, and he
once told me the majority of the foreign students that attend his
school to learn English chose Ireland over England because the standard
of English in Ireland is better than what it is generally in England. Take a look at this tweet.
I think I covered enough things this week to upset and annoy all those people who moan constantly about this blog, but will always read it.
NOVEMBER 17TH
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Prior to the Chizzy Bunting game we were told these buzzwords and phrases 'Fully focused', 'fast' , 'full of swagger', 'enjoy the Chizzy show'.
Remember this is the same comp only a few years ago did a promo for Ian White and had in bold letters during the promo "thrives under pressure". There has to be some in joke going on in their promo department.
With Bunting needing 135 in one leg so called expert Dan Dawson said you need the bull to take out 135. Was he in Dean Winstanley's class at school ?
Beau Greaves had a basic 88 average and lost to Stutters Aspinall but the panel spent more time discussing Greaves who lost instead of the winner and then try pretend there is no agenda. Seems losing with an 88 average now constitutes a "fantastic performance". It might be enough to beat a Dutch men who thinks he is a Woman in the WDF but wont do anything in the PDC.
Doctor Mardle told us how Dirk was injured, the same Mardle who claims darts is a sport. Surely if darts was a professional sport played at an elite level, how come an injured player is competitive ? The useless jobber Mardle was soon back tracking when Dirk went 3-1 up on Ando. Mardle is absolute torture to listen to. He told us Ando was the most inform player in the world, yet he needed a last leg decider to beat an injured player. Go figure.
Comms in yet another example of thinking all viewers are completely ignorant told us most people never heard of Stowe Buntz as he beat Krusty 5-1. The thick cunts tried tell us Buntz because of his colourful attire was the American Peter Wright despite Buntz wearing that attire when Krusty was still English and dressing normally, but why let things like the truth get in the way of comms bullshit.
Pinocchio then spouted absolute bullshit saying Trina Gullivers games were never shown and she only saw highlights growing up, the lies kept coming thick and fast. When the hunchback took out 81 for a break and a 4-1 lead, the stupid cunt Pyke sounded suicidal. Can someone tell me what imaginary glass ceilings she has broken ? Never won a World title, never won a tour card, despite multiple attempts at both. Hunchback sure as hell shut comms up pretty quick.
The level of the munter game is as close to the Mens as it was 40 years ago in the day of Maureen Flowers and no preferential treatment, biased commentary by the likes of Pyke and Murphy will alter that indisputable fact. Women won odd games against the men numerous times throughout the years, be it Deta, Anastasia, Trina, but the gulf will never be closed in my lifetime, if you believe otherwise you are seriously brainwashed. Greaves is the exception not the rule.
The following day the 2 first day losers of Pietrekczko and Greaves were scheduled to play and Thunder Thighs announced this was the "big tie of the afternoon", when one if not both were exiting the competition. This was a session that had Heta against Aspinall, Price and other major winners on show. Of course in keeping with the brainwashing agenda that useless prick Pyke was on comms with Mardle, what a shock. The mongs in the crowd were your typical pissed up Brit chavs who booed the foreigner and Pietreczcko was not happy, maybe he might understand how his own German fans treat the foreigners when the euro tour is on in his country. Then PDC crowds have been a disgrace for many years and the inbred mutants that populate the dump known as Wolverhampton would hardly be any different. The 2 cunts of Mardle and Pyke refused to even acknowledge the crowd which tarnished Greaves win and showed how little those 2 pricks respect the viewer. Instead of people discussing her win, the news was more about the crowd.
On the topic of Greaves, Heta the fucking cabbage got upset over Aspinalls comments and starting crying and replied to this tweet
Don't look for the thread, as the whiny prick deleted it, after numerous people pointed out Asp is right, and unlike Heta, Asp has won majors, Heta hasn't. I reckon when that fact was pointed out he deleted the tweet.Still a least Heta is still in and Aspinall is out, so guess he had the last laugh.
When Pinocchio took the first leg against Kleermaker comms were loud and when Kleermaker then held they were barely audible.You could hear the sigh of relief when Kleermaker missed double 11 for a 142 and a break. Off went the audio, it was so biased it was sickening.It was a awful standard that went all 9 legs with both missing match darts, but not as bad as the game of Wade and Girvan which was atrocious.
Chizzy who was hyped throughout the weekend went out despite having the throw to win a last leg decider against Wright. he is the modern Terry Jenkins.
Comms in their absolute ignorance yet again told us after Buntz beat Bunting on the Sunday that no one expected this, no one. This sort of bullshit irritates me when there were plenty of people who predicted him to do well, people on twitter, one of the lads from live darts, and a few on forums, and for comms to make an idiotic claim that because they got it wrong everyone else must have also.
On the Monday Mardle again showed his complete ignorance when asked why Clayton had a loss of form and said he does not know why. Maybe the fact his father died recently you ignorant prick had an effect.
Comms told us that Josh Rock is one of the top 16 players in the world on terms of form, despite never winning a major, and prior to this event he had not won a game on tv in the entire year. Do they really think people believe the shit they spout ?
Ryan Searle qualified for the last 16 by hitting a 9 darter to win his game against Rafferty in a night of 8 one sided matches.
Remember when the comms told us last year when Bellyboy won the World championships that the "floodgates would open" ? Bellyboy has won nothing since, in fact has gotten worse and his defense of the Grand slam was pitiful as Wade not only battered him and sent him out, Wade topped the group.
Comms told us on Monday night that Clayton against Dobey was the last of the group games in the slam, except it was not, there was another 8 to come on Tuesday.
By Tuesday I was so sick of comms I had the session on mute, but when Cross led 2-1 against Sherrock turned it on just to hear comms make excuses, when Cross went 3-1 up they were almost silent as Pinocchio's then 83 average was not cutting it. The asshole Rod Studd and the stupid cunt Turner sounded suicidal. I was delighted she was gone, not because I dislike her, but despised the hype, lies, sucking up and favourtism by Sky and the PDC. With her gone maybe Sky could concentrate on the real best female player on the planet, a female player that won a world championships. I wanted Beau to beat Heta, sick of that cabbage and his retarded walk ons, and despite Beau leading 3-1, the cabbage took out 164, and 130 in the leg after, and even survived a match dart that Beau sadly missed.
Now that both the women were gone, comms could stop being biased right ? Wrong. As soon as it started on Wednesday the bias for certain players started again, his time for Josh Rock basically ignoring anything Ratajski did.
Mardle who once ratted Wade out to the DRA for swearing on TV despite the audio being off, was asked if Wade was the best player to never win a world title and Mardle always envious of Wade proceeded to say no and claimed Mike Gregory who won fuck all in his miserable career and was a fucking Judas back stabbing cunt without a spinal column was better....no agenda there either I suppose. To be fair the 4 matches on Wednesday night were all an entertaining watch
The following night another Sky favorite Bunting the world #22 was given a promo before his match, yet the World #7 who unlike Bunting won trophies in the PDC was given no promo....again the agenda plain for everyone to see.
We were told yet again that no one had heard of Buntz before this event just because the ignorant and uneducated comms never heard of him and lacked the intelligence to do research on the players taking part in the event. Buntz and Gilding, Bunting & Jobbert were atrocious games that were an awful watch. In the battle of the mongos Cabbage Heta and his 91 average was too much for Hunchback MvG, in fact Honeymonster Greaves gave Heta a tougher game.
On Friday the comms bias towards Josh Rock was nauseating, comms told us that Wade who was averaging 96 was playing his "A-game" and no player can play their A game for the best of 31 legs, This is the levels of ignorance they spout. Then we were subjected to a Bellyboy promo during the interval.....why ? Fat cunt was long dumped out. Whilst rock dominated the game in maximums, and seemed the better player Wade came from 15-11 down, and the Northern Ireland player that comms rimmed throughout learned the true meaning to "No Surrender. It was an absolute belter of a game, and showed why Wade has been the third most successful player in PDC history. Wade averaged 6 points lower than Rock who averaged over 101. Sadly Scumphries beat Ando in another brilliant encounter after Scumphries leading 13-11 Ando held and broke with a 131 and held again to lead 14 -13 and another exciting finish. At 14-14 Ando fucked up and Scumphries broke and threw for the win and wrapped it up with his 3rd match dart, the odious cunt.
Who would have thought the 2 best sessions in the entire comp which were Wednesday and Friday would both involve Wade and Ando, it was like darts a decade ago. In the unlikely event that Wade beats Humphries again like he did in the last TV comp I reckon asshole Mardle will be suicidal.
MODUS / WDF / ADC
Does anyone in their right mind think I would be watching this shit when the PDC is on TV ? I have no idea of how the Modus jobbers got on and could not give a fuck. I did read the WDF got some sponsor I have never heard off, probably tossing the WDF 20 quid.
Lastly take a look at this mentally stunted cunts typical of so many brainwashed simpletons who get upset at actual stats and are incapable of understanding what is written in the tweet. They see only what they want to see regardless of what is written. Like this inbred.
Or worse again , simpletons posting wrong facts like this genetic experiment
He forgot to mention Gary Mawson. Then this is the same defect who in reply to a tweet of mine about Rob Cross not being liked on a forum for drinking too much water said he doubted the water Cross drank was water.
or finally this dicksplash supping the PDC kool aid, guess players like Luke Littler don't count.
I should have said enough this week for those obsessed with me to have a cry about, maybe they can cry about some spelling errors, I am sure they will find something whilst convincing others they are not bothered
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NOVEMBER 10TH 2023
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KNOB OF THE WEEK
Last week I spoke how the whole qualifying criteria for the Grand slam was a clusterfuck and as if by sheer spite they doubled down and compounded their stupidity with not only the draw, but the schedule.
Last week 8 players came through a depleted field, won 3 scabby game and qualified, so surely this would see one qualifier in each group right ?
Of course not, that would make sense, instead you have a group like group A where you have the current world champion Smith, euros runner up Wade, Euro tour winner Ratajki and youth world champion runner up, all in one group with no qualifier, yet group D had 2 qualifiers. How does that make sense ?
Then to compound how ridiculous it all was even more, they decided to have 8 seeds, which would be understandable if it was done based on the top 8 major winners, instead Noppert who had failed to qualify initially, and only got in via a qualifier was now a seed, and the UK Open winner...not runner up but Winner Andrew Gilding was not a seed.
Can anyone understand the sense of all this ? If Noppert had lost to Soutar in the qualifier they would not make Soutar a seed would they ?
I guess it is only fitting that a ridiculous competition, with retarded qualify criteria, would have a fucked up seeding and draw. A draw that was not live either, done behind closed doors with no witnesses as if it was just made up a they went along.
Then came the schedule, obviously MvG the rubber lipped hunchback cunt with the easiest group as always, gets the preferential treatment as always, and his game against Pinocchio is put on for the prime slot on Saturday night. Seriously ? The PDC or Sky or possibly both decided to stick games like Ryan Searle v Gian van Veen & Chris Dobey v Josh Rock , games that look very tasty on in the afternoon, whilst a wife cheating badly prick gets to rape an anteater in the prime slot. Thankfully the obese petulant prick Bellyboy follows that game, so I can finish the session early after the Peter Wright game and not have to watch that rim fest and 2 one sided affairs.
The saddest thing was when they made this shit event a ranking one, all because that miserable bald , head thatched prick Barney had a cry a few years ago. Its now a joke of an event, on the plus side, I am glad Barney is not there.
WDF SHIT
An hour down the road from me the WDF Killarney Open took place earlier. I was asked what I thought about Irish players winning both the male and female events. I could not give 2 fucks if they were won by Mongolian Male midgets identifying as munters. I was told Shane McGuirk hit an 98 average in the quarters, another 98 in the semis, and a ton average in the final, in the munters event 3 of the 4 semi finalists were Irish with Katie Sheldon winning, and that was great, but since winning this wont even get you in to the WDF annual comedy festival, who gives a flying fuck ?
MODUS
I know I said I had zero interest in last weeks champions week, but by fuck this weeks line up was abysmal. They had Keelan Kay who you simply cannot watch because of his mouth. Its like watching Callan Rydz with the hair, once you see it you cannot focus on anything else, this week they also had Willie Borland who has teeth that remind me of an abandoned graveyard. Another you cannot focus on the game once you see them. Modus then topped it off with some euro jobbers I never heard of. So that was given a skip this week.
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NOVEMBER 3RD
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Who else would get KotW this week but the same organisation that has got it this time every year for the last 11 years. Originally it was Barry Hearn but now Twat Porter.
The qualification process for the Grand Slam is the most idiotic shambles of a clusterfuck and this is down to 2 reasons. The first reason was when it first became a ranking comp they were still inviting players in to it. No invitational competition should ever be ranked, and now that the BDO/WDF jobbers have been deprived of coming cap in hand for a handout that still leaves, the second issue which is the qualification process.
Ross Smith only 2 weeks ago played in a Players Championship, that consisted of 128 players. A field that included the likes of Cross, Noppert, Wright, Chizzy, Wade etc. He did not win just one or 2 games, he won 7 straight games, hit 5 ton plus averages along the way and I believe a 9 darter. He won the competition, a proper ranking competition, but somehow winning this ranking event is not good enough for him to be in the slam.
Martijn Kleermaker who has done fuckall all year, rocks up to a qualifier, where he wins just 3 games,in a depleted field that has no MvG, Bellyboy, Price,Ando, Wade, Wright, and a slew of the elite, but getting to a last 8 in non ranking comp is enough to qualify for the slam.
How in the blue fuck can Kleermaker be a better representative in the Slam over a player that is not only higher ranked, but won 7 matches on his way to winning a ranking competition. ? This is like BDO mentality.
Radek Saganzski likewise won a ranking Players Championship recently, so we know he is in good form, but instead we get Steve Lennon who also has done fuckall this year, bar scrape through some depleted qualifier.
Not even 3 weeks ago Ryan Joyce beat Price in a ranking final, won the comp that included Humphries, Anderson, Bellyboy, Aspinall. Noppert, Clayton, Cross, Wade etc, but no, we get Nathan Rafferty who wins 3 games in a depleted field instead.
On what planet can Lennon, Kleermaker and Rafferty, be better additions than actual ranking competition winners like Ross Smith, Ryan Joyce and Radek Saganzski ? Surely the whole logic behind the slam is have the winners of PDC competitions, yet here is Twat Porter leaving winners of ranking competitions in favour of jobbers winning just 3 games in a depleted field, as said this is BDO mentality levels of logic.
Fuck the qualifier, Smudger, Joyce, Radek, along with Huybrechts and Rydz should all be in for winning an actual fucking ranking competition this year. Noppert, Searle and Heta also won ranking titles but at least those 3 were successful in getting through this retarded qualifier.
Like I mentioned earlier Ross smith hit 5 ton plus averages on his way to winning a ranking title, not in the slam, Kleermaker qualifies for the Slam after winning just 3 games with 3 averages in the 80s.
Its a fucking joke.
This devalues the whole competition.That said seeing the 3 miserable cunts of Barney, Huybrechts and Gurney miss out will always be a good thing. I was also glad to see the following miss out
ADC
I was asked my opinion on Neil Duff winning some ADC event. I am a huge fan of darts, I watch as much PDC as possible, Keep up with the Challenge tour, Development tour, I watch all the CDC, and even watch some Modus. Fuck it I even tried briefly to watch some munter shit, but ADC , get ta fuck.
I could not give 2 flying fucks about this, Not because Neil Duff won, whoever won it was inconsequential as the whole ADC is completely insignificant. Remember ADC is the same organisation that was once called MAD darts, those morons that had wrestling type belts for their winners. Who in the name of fuck could take these people seriously ?
If these players were any good or even at the very least worth watching they would be in the PDC. I get it you have to start of somewhere but until then I could not give 2 shiny shits.
MODUS
Their champions week was on this week and watched the first couple of days and was impressed with Harryson who won group A. Outside of Pilgrim, there is no one else in it worth watching. Bialecki is a jobber, as is Grundy, Jim McEwan is like a Scottish Justin Pipe. Sadly West and Whitehead went out, at least might have been worth a watch.
No doubt when it returns again we can get to see the parasite Adams, miserable Rab Thornton, Smug Neil Duff and Pinocchio over and over and over.
