Saturday, January 6, 2024


OCTOBER 27TH

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KNOB OF THE WEEK

Take a look at this when Jacquie asks Chris Mason who he thinks will win the European Championships and the knob proceeds to pck a player who was not good enough to even qualify and was not even in the event. 


This is indicative of the general standard throughout in darts in the last few years. Obviously there are a minor few exceptions to the rule, like John Part and Mark Webster, and its not that both are great, its that the others are so awful they automatically seem better by comparison. There are 3 groups, those that have no fucking clue, those like Mardle, then there are the ass kissers like Dawson, Pyke, Murphy etc and then there are the munters , hired only because of their gender and not their experience or ability or basic knowledge. Some on comms fall in to 2 categories , some 3.

For example its like every player who is under 24, is being touted as a future world champion, every kid is hyped non stop. This has gone on for years, we were told by Rod Harrington that James Hubbard, Arron Monk, Max Hopp etc were future world champions, currently its Josh  Rock. There can only be one World Champion per year, it does not take a mathematician to work out even without the likes of MvG, Price, Bellyboy etc, all these kids cannot win a world title. Next year Luke Littler will get added to the list of Josh Rock , Pietreczko, Van Veen etc. All have talent and ability, but as someone who has watched darts since the days of Bristow, I know for every hyped kid that does go on to make it, there will ten others at least for that one player that will fail at some point.

If there is general animosity between players, like MvG and Klaasen, Kim Huybrechts and Babs van den Bergh for example it is kept generally quiet, and instead you get cunts like Mardle try hype imaginary needle which is basically treating viewers like idiots. Don't even get me started on the woke shit and rimming of the munter's game, and their standard which is absolute shit in comparison to the Men's game, and how they have even conditioned some people in to thinking this shit would sell tickets. Why do you think even the BDO stuck their munter events in with the Men.s, like the PDC did with their munter's Matchplay, to piggyback of the Men's game. 

There is no way the PDC would host that munters Matchplay all on its own, no one would buy tickets for that outside the family and partners of the players. Even piggy backing of the Men's event this year the hall was almost deserted, you only had to look at the paltry crowd.

 

NATHAN ASPINALL 

Last week I mentioned how he withdrew from 2 players championships, and would most likely not be at the Players championships finals, turns out Thursday before last, he resigned himself to the fact he would not qualify, pulled out of the following 2 events, and then not entered the final 2 events either.  Here is a top ten player who was only 4k away from qualifying, withdrawing from 4 events where there was 48k on offer. That tells me he had no fate in his own ability. Its all well and good being a better TV player, more money, but when you start to miss tv events it  becomes more important how you do on the floor, as eventually that catches up on players.

EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIPS.

After the first round, 8 of the worlds top 16 were gone after the first round. Prior to the event I predicted on a forum that Chizzy,and Clemens would go out early for the simple reason there would be TV cameras in the arena, and their history of choking. Chizzy managed a mere 2 legs against Dobey, Peter Wright did put in an incredible leg scoring 441 in 8 darts to win in the decider, but did anyone really think the German jobber would win ? Clayton went out and has been shit, but  understandable after his recent personal issues. I took delight in seeing the miserable cunt Barney get turfed out, always a pleasure to witness.

 The reigning Champion Ross Smith made it 6 years on the trot that the reigning champion went out first round the following year.Keep your Schindler, Hopp , Clemens, this Pietreczko looks like Germany's best hope in a while. Wade versus Duijvenbode was an atrocious standard, but always felt Wade knew he was never in danger, and was quite happy to plod on and take the win. Dirk is fast becoming another Chizzy, always finding a way to lose in front of the cameras. Hunchback MvG got lucky against Razma as usual. I saw the PDC posted their official highlights of tonight's action, and somehow Van Veen battering the window licking cabbage Heta and having an average over 107 was not worthy of inclusion....go figure.

MODUS JOBBER SERIES

To the surprise of no one these cretins invited back yet again Pinocchio, Spineless Adams and Rab Thornton. All they were short was Neil Duff for the full package of favourites. Its because they all constantly fail is why they keep getting to come back to fail yet again. That parasite Adams got his arse handed all week, and not only was destroyed in the main group, he ended up in group c, the complete losers group and still failed to qualify. Pinocchio also failed to get out of group A but ended up in group B where 3 of the 5 players wold qualify, and she failed to get out of that group. After weeks of absolute shit in this modus, the one time there is a half decent group was on Thursday with West,, Thornton, Lauby etc, they have it when the PDC have darts on ITV, how idiotic is that ? Who is gonna watch when the PDC is on ? You would think they would have had their better players on during the day at the start of the week instead of watching complete jobbers.

BDO

This was posted on their facebook group.  Another announcement of an announcement, you could not make this shit up

turns out the big news was their Cyprus Open, yes Cyprus, seemingly its part of the British Darts Organisation is moving to some better hotel. Maybe Bo Selecta thinks moving it to a better hotel might mean less Turkish people attending, we all know how that racist feels about Turkish people from her past comments. On the topic of  Bo Selecta,, it was not me who edited her wikipedia page, but suspect some reader of this blog is responsible.

HIPPO BARRS

Just to point out the staggering hypocrisy of this fat cunt. For weeks he has cried about the PDC holding midweek players championships pretending he cares about these lower ranked players and their chances of attending all events, wanting more for this hard up players etc.

This week he suggested the non ranking Masters , where the top 16 in the world play should now be a ranking comp because otherwise it would make it meaningless. He now wants the top 16 who are already scooping up the vast majority of all PDC prizemoney to get even more chances to widen the gap on those lower ranked players, if anything that would piss off the lower ranked players more.

For the record all non ranking exbos be it televised or not are meaningless , except for the handy cash for those fortunate to reach the stages where the money is good., and the Masters is no exception especially now its after the PL starts, just like the World Series finals it is a nothing event, something to watch til the proper events return.


lastly, another Picard pic


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OCTOBER 20TH

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KNOB OF THE WEEK

This week the award goes to Nathan Aspinall for his dismal performances in the players Championships.  After 28 of the 30 players champs, he lies 92nd in the rankings. On Wednesday and Thursday, where even a first round win can get you 750 quid, he manage to go out first round both days, and hen compound it by pulling out of Friday's event. I do not even know if he has resigned himself to the fact he might not qualify as he stands 4,750 behind, and that is providing those in 64th do not pick up any more money. True he defends only a first round defeat, but this is not an event he choose to not participate in , like Gary Anderson in the euro tours for example, Asp has attended many events and bombed first round on a regular basis to players who will always be ranked below him as he was a seeded player

To put things in to perspective. If a player won just one solitary game in a players champs,and did that for the whole year that would be 750 quid by 30, over 2 years, that would be £45k over 2 years, plus the prize money for both PC finals which would be another 5k minimum. That 50k alone might be enough to keep a tour card without any other events.

Krusty Peter Wright was not much better prior to his weeks events, prior to Wednesday he lay in 90th spot a total of £4k behind, but now up to 74th and only 1.5k behind with 3 events to go. Chizzy the #1 seed continued to show why he is one of the most inconsistent players with 3 early exits. The biggest upsets was the last 4 of Fridays players champs. Admittedly with no MvG. Price, Dirk etc, there was still a quality field, and well done to Mick Polak who won the event, and took some great scalps along the way including in form players Ryan Joyce who won the event a day earlier, Pietrczko who won the last Euro tour, and top players Johnny Clayton and Babs van den Bergh

BRAINWASHED SUCK UPS

The levels of ignorance and lack of understanding of basic English amongst English speaking Dart fans never fails to surprise me. Last weekend I posted this on twitter, and right away some uneducated simpletons unhappy with factual statistics interpreted this data as some form of hatred and thus showed their own levels of ignorance and inability to decipher the point.

I got the usual but she won this and that, as if this somehow negates the point of my tweet which was to highlight her level and shed light on yet another of the outlandish blatant lies that the PDC and Sky comms try bullshit the average fan with.
We were told numerous lies during multiple competitions in regards to Fallon Sherrock, from Dan Dawson and others how she was the best female player in the world breaking through some imaginary glass ceilings. I do not blame Sherrock for this but blame the PDC and Sky for that blatant lie, when it is quiet clear Beau Greaves is a vastly superior player, who has actually won a women's world title, and is miles ahead in the Munter series.
The second lie we were also told, again by Dawson and others was how she hits 90 plus averages on a regular basis. My tweet with the stats shows that too is also a lie and the truth is she has hit more averages in the 60s and 70s than she has hit 90 plus averages. Yes she is winning events,and can only beat what is in front of her but she is winning against women throwing another level or two below hers, and the wins she gets do not alter the levels of play.
Sherrock herself said in an interview last year how the male players always seem to bring their best game against her, which was proven then to also be a lie at the time. I get Sky and the PDC wanting to hype her, generate more interest in the women's game, tap in to new fans, etc, not only is that understandable, it is to be expected but when comms are outright bullshitting people and gullible morons are lapping that agenda up is where I have an issue. Last weekend Chris Murphy was so far up her hole that when Sherrock opened her mouth to speak I could almost see Murphy's eyes in her mouth, and the uneducated and ignorant somehow think because of my issue with the lies being spewed,and the favoritism shown to her etc somehow constitutes me hating the girl herself.
To give you a clear example of the blatant bias, last Monday morning the main page of the PDC website was about Sherrock qualifying for the Grand slam, when the front page should have been about the young German kid winning the German Darts championships where he beat multiple former world champions in front of his home fans where not just them but the German commentary team were going mental. I watched it with the German commentary on a channel on kick. It was a fairy tale type of story for the kid, for me this was far more worthy of their top news. It was not just the PDC either,as that obese suck up cunt Hippo Barrs on his youtube show on Monday considered the munter series the top story also. If you really believe Pinocchio beating a load of other munters which was expected as more important than the euro tour then you are either a moron, or brainwashed, or both.

KEITH DELLER

Last week I spoke how Keith Deller cannot help himself and had to involve himself when Luke Humphries won the Grand Prix with a 138 checkout. Last weekend Dan Dawson posted this obviously in an attempt to bait Deller, and sure enough Deller the guy who destroyed Adrian Lewis's career by whoring him out on North Sea ferries for 2 bit exbos fell for it hook line and sinker. He got played.

TOON GREEBE

Toon Greebe passed away last Monday, that poor bastard had no luck, only 35 years old. Was bad enough he was stuck in the old BDO, but had to have one of his feet amputated around 2017. He even returned to darts and won the Polish Open in 2019. He played in the PDC World Championships twice, losing in 2008 to Peter Manley and losing to John Part in 2010, both in the last 64.

I saw a lot of idiots moaning over George Killington and how he reacted last weekend to Scott Waites 9 darter, with some crying because he showed no respect to Waites. I thought Killington did the right thing, fuck congratulating your opponent for winning a leg against you during the game, do it when the game is over,  Would a goalkeeper in football congratulate the striker on an opposing team for scoring a wonder goal against him during the game ? Killingtons concern and rightly so was to keep his own concentration and getting the win, which is what it is all about.

Anyhow, off to finish off watching the Continental Cup from the CDC. so will leave ye with this pic. 

Might do a series of these.




OCTOBER 14TH 2023 .

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KNOB OF THE WEEK.
 

The award this week goes to that egotistical cunt Kim Huybrechts, who always seems to be moaning  about something, and like Vincent van der Voort they are never short of speaking their mind. The difference however unlike Kimmy, a least Vincent does not make it all about himself and speaks in general terms.
This week the deluded Belgian fuckwit claimed on a podcast "I think I am the best Belgian darter of all time".
So lets look at who Kim places himself above.
Eric Clarys. Here is a guy that mushrooms view with rose tinted glasses because he won a BDO World Masters, but it was post split when the elite of darts had already fucked off, so hardly the worthy comp some would have you believe.
Leo Laurens - Former WDF #1 in 1993, again this might have held some credibility had the split not already happened and he was boosted to the top of the rankings as the WDC/PDC players were struck from the list.
Andy Baetens - Current WDF #1. Hardly impressive when your competition are failed tour card holders, Modus flops and kids.Even Nick Kenny w as a former WDF #1.
So yes Kim is better player than those I mentioned, but for the deluded prick to think he is better than Babs van den Bergh is just ridiculous. Huybrechts has never won a proper ranking major, in fact has never won a "Premier Event" be it ranking or non ranking in his entire career. Never reached the semis of the World champs. The one and only time he ever reached the final of a "Premier Event" was 11 years ago in the Players Championships Finals and then was absolutely battered by Taylor who averaged almost a dozen points higher. At least Babs has won a proper ranking major in the Matchplay, even if it was in an empty arena behind closed doors.
For Huybrechts to claim to be the best Belgian player whilst another Belgian player is 21 places above him in the rankings shows how much of a prick he is. It would not surprise me if this ego and jealousy of his is part of the reason he dislikes dimitri and sulked his way through the last World Cup.Vincent van der Voort even claimed on Dutch TV that not only had Kim and Babs had a fight but also the wives were involved and Babs like the little shit he is went crying to the PDC and filed a complaint.

As for Vincent van der Voort, whilst I might not always agree with him I do admire him for not being another in a long list of suck ups towing the party line, and use to think he was a miserable fucker but in comparison to Barney he comes across as positively charismatic and when Vinnie does complain he unlike others dont make it solely for his own ego. This week Vinnie  spoke on a podcast how he still does not like Co Stompe and said MvG and himself do not want anything to do with liars. This was over an incident years ago where Co said Vinnie used back problems as an excuse for defeat. Vinnie also this week spoke with VTM 2 commentator Matthias De Vlieger who was annoyed over Vinnie spilling the details of Babs and Kim Huybrechts.This Matthias sounds like another suck up cunt who would promote imaginary needle but want any real needle buried for fear he rocks the boat an might curtail any future interviews etc. The Belgian TV host wanted Vinnie to keep things private, so fair fucks to Vinnie for being up front and open.
Vinnie this week also spoke about MvG his best friend in the game saying MvG's performances were disappointing  and MvG is not as hungry as he used to be. When I hear about Vinnie speaking his mind it is great but in a weird way disappointing in that while the Belgian and Duch TV stations get him on to voice his opinion, all we get on Sky is Thunder Thighs Turner who achieved nothing in the game in order to tick some woke list, a jobber in Mardle who thinks a bit of self deprecation followed by him laughing at his own stupid jokes passes itself off as analysis and humour. Sky sadly would never have the likes of Vinnie on a panel, look how they treated the greatest ever in Eric Bristow and sacked him and then had the audacity to pretend it never happened when Eric died and they could not kiss his arse quick enough.


WORLD GRAND PRIX
It was no secret of my dislike of the odious cunt Luke Humphries and wanted his to get beaten in the final, but credit where it is due, he not only won but did so in impressive style. Like Bellyboy before him, I despised the ego, the entitlement, etc, but both have went on to win a proper major, not some 2 bit non ranking shit. He can still be a cunt but at least now he has proved he can cross the line and his arrogance wont be as annoying as he is a winner now. He became the 38th different player in PDC history to win what they call a "Premier Event". If we just count the 4 original big proper ranking Majors (Worlds, UK open, Matchplay, Grand Prix) he has become the 26th different player to win a major. In the final he took out some finishes that would have crippled any player, including 170. Even with Price waiting on a double for the set, he took out 138 for the win. It did not take long for that cunt Keith Deller to hit twitter to bring up he got a 138, has the cunt ever spoke about anything else ever ?. As for Price he was not happy, nor should he be at losing. Show me a good loser and I will show you a loser. I saw some people claim he was sulking, hence why he withdrew from this weekends Euro tour, but that is hardly surprising when he has form for skipping events, and wont be the first time where Wales were playing a rugby match he pulled out of an event. Tomorrow Wales play Argentina in a World Cup quarter final so hardly surprising he does not want to be playing darts.

Lastly to annoy the mushrooms



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OCTOBER 7TH 2023

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KNOB OF THE WEEK

This week  MvG made this statement : "I'm stronger than all the others mental wise. Of course I'm going to win!". He then proceeded to to show he as not as mentally strong as Dobey after Dobey made it 2-2 in sets

Another of his retarded claims was ''I'm going to smash them all!" . When you make statements like this and then fail to back up your mouth it serves to make you look a complete knob. I was delighted to see him lose but especially after his mouthy claims.

He was not the only overweight cunt to make a ludicrous claim as the scouser Bunting said this week "I can win titles no doubt about it. I think it's the best I've ever played even when I won the Lakeside,"So when Bunting who is playing better than he did in the BDO  lost to the German jobber Spacehopper the same Schindler who only won a solitary leg against Gerwyn Price if served to make him look a knob. I did love the excuses the mushrooms tried use to gloss over this.

WDF WORLD CUP

I know fuckall about this only than I saw some tweet how Berry van Peer won some gold medal. Has there ever been a more stupid comp and absolute waste of money ? I was told the host nation pays for this insignificant nonsense, and surely the Danish darts crowd could find a better use with their cash, or maybe run some big open with a proper prize fund that would get more media attention for the WDF. Like it or not when people think of World Cup darts, they think about the PDC and their non ranking comp. Even though I knew this was on, and consider myself a darts fan who will watch the Yank CDC, Modus, a bit of Seniors shit, even I could not give two flying fucks about this, so why should anyone else ?

WORLD GRAND PRIX REPORT

Dirk who reached the final of the Grand Prix 4 years ago has now lost first round for the last 3 years. After winning the first set 3 nil, he then lost 6 of the last 7 legs and went to absolute shit. Some of his doubles were atrocious. This is why he has never won a "Premier Event".

Portuguese Winstanley took the first set against Ando against the darts playing superbly with a 102 average. Ando then broke early in set 2 and took the set against the darts. The final set went to a last leg decider and Ando hit a cucial maximum to take the win in an absolute belter of a game. Jose lost with an average of 95.17. There would be many who won with an average lower.

Wade took the first set against Ratajski, the highlight being a 132 checkout. The polak took the second set and despite leading 2-0 in the third Wade completely shat the bed. It was the third game in a row where the player who took the first set went on and lost the match. Watch Wade plummet down the rankings now, as he defends a huge wedge at the slam an event he has not even qualified for yet.

Schindler came from 2 legs down to take the first set against a miserable sour faced Barney.The dour Dutchman took the second but the little German  saw off the most miserable cunt in darts, and that includes Gurney. Good riddance to the cunt and we would be spared Mardle rimming him to the hilt.

I don't know who has the worse stutter, Aspinall throwing or Paul Hogan speaking. Bunting took the first set and did not surprise me as I expected him to win the match. I had the audio off as I could not stand to hear how Asp was "a fighter". Asp led 2-0 in the second set and was lucky to win it after Bunting failed to hit an opening double in a few visits in the set decider. In set 3 in the final deciding leg, "the fighter" did a James Wade and could not get off in a few visits and paid the ultimate price.

Price and Noppert had 4 breaks of throw in the first set with Noppert missing a set dart for a 3-1 set win but Price took out 284 in six darts to break and held with ease for the first set. Noppert would not win another leg as Price romped the next set for a 2 zip win in sets.

Bellyboy came out firing and took the first set in blistering fashion, but all I could focus on was the absolute fucking state of the hairdo'nt on Rydz. Does the cunt own a mirror or have any friends to tell him how retarded he looks. Wygz did win a leg but Bellyboy wrapped it up with ease 2-0 in sets.

Cross won the first set against Gilding who was uttershit, but Cross had the darts in the set. Right away in set 2 Selwyn Froggatt missed ten darts to get away and Cross broke, but Selwyn broke back with a 142 checkout and even got 6 set darts, and leveled the game taking the set 3-1. In the final set the first 4 legs went with throw and Cross had the throw for a rare win for him in the slam but he missed 3 match darts, and gilding took out 68 for the win.
 
Cullen took on De Decker and the first set went all 5 legs with Cullen winning the set against the darts. Despite and an early break by De Decker, Cullen broke twice and romped home hitting 2 maximums in the final leg against the darts to win the match.

The in form player Chizzy took on Luke Woodlouse and lost the first set easily to Woodlouse and comms acted shocked that a player with a history of choking in "premier events" could go a set down. Chizzy at 2-1 up in legs missed 3 set darts, and Woodlouse broke and had the darts for the win which he wrapped up. Was anyone surprised the serial tv choker bombed ?

The Hector Cake lookalike and absolute cabbage Damon Heta took on the scruffy crusty looking window cleaner and proven cheat Ryan Searle. In the first set Searle was 100% on starting doubles, and in the 5th leg of the set, he opened with a 160, but hit scores of 20 odd and 41, and it cost him the set. Searle then took the second set 3-0. The final set went to a last leg decider, and if Heta had won it it, he would have won the game despite winning less legs, but thankfully Searle put in a fine leg and took the win. The Aussie dickhead and full blown mongoloid thinks dressing up and dancing like a down syndrome cunt on ecstasy will get him in the PL. He has the charisma of a plate of piss who makes Wayne Jones look entertaining. Someone needs to remind the inbred fuck that losing first round in TV comps won't get him anywhere near the PL unless he buys a ticket as a fan.

Another annoying prick who thinks dancing like a full blown spaz makes him entertaining was next as Babs the twink took on Dobey with the charisma of a cardboard cut out. I wanted Dobey to win to keep Babs downward trajectory on course. Dobey at 2 legs up and throwing for the set threw a bad leg and it went to a last leg decider for the set and Dobey threw a solid leg for the set. Dobey then went 2 legs up and a leg from the win but Babs held and broke and he threw to level the match but happily Dobey broke and out went another annoying dancing fuckwit.

Up next was an Englishman in his 50s dressed like an idiot who only became Scottish when it suited him and play for Scotland in the PDC, He took on yet another player who is hyped but has never come close to winning any form of Premier Event, As poor as Krusty was, he still won the first set with ease against Clemens.

Then we got hunchback MvG against Rock, a player like so many recently hyped to the hilt. We are told he, Dirk, Chizzy, Humphies etc are bound to win a major. He has potential, they all do but almost all lack the testicular fortitude to achieve that goal. Rock lost the first set 3-1 with a 77 average, which was not surprising considering his form of late. When the likes of Smudger, Gilding etc can win a TV title. then that says more about those who can't, and in an era where the game have never been so open. Its not like peak Taylor was around scooping up almost everything leaving the crumbs for the others to scavenge upon. MvG and rice far from their best, Wright and Wades best years behind them, Bellyboy vastly over rated, there has never been a better time for first time winners. Rock averaged even less in the second set and out he went. All night comms hyped this shit as the "main event". Stevie Wonder could have seen this would have been a one sided quick match unworthy of the ridiculous hype to it.

Then it was Smudger and the two legged pit pony. Being tied to a chair and having my eye lids super glued open forced to be watching Wez Newton doing a Marcel Marceau impression to the sound track of Coldplay  would be more entertaining that watching that so thought only apt I went for a shit. Smudger and Clayton seem like 2 good lads and could watch either against someone else, but 2 together, fuck that. One for the masochists.
By the time I got back with a mug of tea in hand Smudger was 2-1 up in the second set and throwing for the win.Clayton broke and I thought it would go the distance, but Smudger won it with a 130 checkout. Out went Clayton who was defending  whopping 110k.

When I wanted the miserable Gurney to beat Luke Scumphries you might realize how much I dislike the odious cunt.For a cunt that never won a Premier Event his levels of arrogance and entitlement are off the scale. Scumphries took the set and my bed never appeared more enticing, and turned it off and went to bed and found out the following morning the odious cunt won 2-0.

SECOND ROUND

Ando took on Gilding and even though this went to a fifth set, it was far from a classic, was one for the purists til the last set. In the final set Ando had the darts and Gilding broke, but then missed 6 darts to go 2 legs up and a leg from victory, but Gilding broke again and threw for the win but missed 2 match darts, but got another chance and claimed the unexpected win. Gilding was now up to world #20 moving above Ando.

The little German spacehopper Schindler threw utter dogshit and lost the first set in rapid time to Bunting. Schindler then woke up and took the next 2 sets in style, the highlight being a 160 checkout to break in set 2. Bunting missed a set dart in the fourth set for a 3-0 leg win, and missed a set dart in the fourth leg, and Schindler threw for the win. With Schindler waiting on double 6 for the win, bunting took out 70 and in to a final set.Schindler then broke and held to go 2 legs up in the final set, Bunting held, and Schindler was again throwing for the win and saw it out.
Bunting claimed in an interview prior to the game that he was playing the best darts of his career, which included Lakeshite, yet not good enough to beat a German jobber.

Price took the first set against Ratajski in a tight set that went all five legs. The Pole broke Price and the second set went to a fifth leg and Price hit a huge 150 to leave tops and came back and went 2 sets up. The Pole took the 3rd set to a fifth leg yet again, But Price missed half a dozen darts to get off, and could still afford 2 missed match darts and came back and won the match 3-0.

When Bellyboy finally won the worlds after a decade of hype we were told that "now the monkey is off his back" and we would see the best of him, He has done fuck all since. If anything he has gone backwards, despite him making quick work of Dolan.

The battle of the 2 cunts called Luke ended 3-0 to Scumphries but each set went 3-2. Peter Wright and the scruffy window cleaner went 1-1 in sets then Searle missed 6 set darts and went 2-1 down, and Searle was done after that. MvG missed the bull for a 9 darter twice in the first set against Dobey I believe as I could not be arsed watching, and then proceeded to job to Dobey. When I saw the result was delighted. Saw that Smudger was 2 legs up in the 4th set and was looking to level the game with Cullen, but Cullen won 3 legs on the trot and came out on top for a 3-1 win.

QUARTER FINALS
In the first game Price wrapped up the first set against Schindler with ease, and rattled through the sets. Schindler won just a single leg. Gilding won the first leg of the game against Bellboy, it would be his only leg in the first 2 sets. The third set was more competitive as Bellyboy won the match 3-0. So far it was a grim session of darts.
Wright with the aid of a break took the first set against Scumphries and went 2 sets up on his throw. Scumpries did get a set back  and in the fourth set right missed 3 match darts and Scumphries broke and took the set, and had the darts in the final set and it went to a last leg decider which Scumphries won. To be fair after the missed match darts by Wright, Scumphries was the better player.
Chris Dobey did not start well was a set down and was the fifth leg of the match before he got a leg but he then wok up and with a 12 darter took the second set against the darts, and held to lead 2-1 in sets. Cullen held and then we got a last set decider. In leg 3 Cullen broke and then threw for the win and took out 121 on the bull for the win.

My order of preference for the title, Price, Cullen, Bellyboy, and Scumphries,


MODUS

Watched none of this weeks action, why would I with the PDC being on, but spotted this brain surgeon on twitter. No doubt a degenerate gambler upset he lost oney he could not afford to lose