SEPTEMBER 30TH 2023 . .
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KNOB OF THE WEEK.
Who else but the WDF, who announced their prize money for their yearly amateur clusterfuck. The money is down on last year but the acted like this was good news. As for broadcast, the only channel they could coerce in to showing this shit was Ayozat TV.....can they get any more obscure than that, things are so bad they have been reduced to showing this live unintentional comedy roadshow on youtube and then have the audacity to call this move a "hybrid strategy". Is this code for we got fuck all else options ?
BEAU GREAVES
There was a few people who suggested Greaves should have won Knob of the Week for her declining the Ally Pally invite, but I think she made the correct decision., and for than one reason.
For example as much as I laugh at the morons who stupidly thing the Mens WDF amateur event is a World championships, the women's event is a true world championship for them as it is the only one in the game...yes game not sport.
Sky can herald Pinocchio all they want, bullshit the couch potatoes that Pinocchio is breaking imaginary glass ceilings and try hoodwink people with their inane gibberish of how she is the best female player in the world, when all real dart fans know that is not true.
Greaves is the current World Champion and hardly a shock she would want to defend it , and equal Suzuki with 2 titles, and be one away from Anastasia who picked up 3., and have no doubt she is well capable of beating Ashton's 4 titles, although Gullivers 10 seems unlikely.
For all the hype of Sherrock, she never won a world title, nor a tour card despite multiple attempts, and her only big trophy if you can even call it that was an event which Greaves was not even part of.
Secondly who is there to stop her from not only winning a second munters title, but picking up the 25k that goes with it for the winner ? If she went to Ally Pally she would probably need to win at least 3 games to earn the same and that is most unlikely as even the lowest male PDC players are still a level above her, so financially I also believe she made the correct decision.
Thirdly, there are some deluded fuckwits out there who actually believe PDC fans are upset she wont be at Ally Pally as if her choosing the WDF was some sort of coup. As a PDC fan I am not upset, in fact I am delighted, as it means one less munter stinking up the event and subjecting the viewers to untold repetitive shit and ass kissing.
However should she fuck up and not win the WDF event she may well look back in hindsight as making the wrong decision career wise, but at the moment, she is right to try win another title and pocket a handy 25k.
DARTS IS A GAME NOT A SPORT
As I said earlier Darts is a game, a well paid game, that if done right can earn you a lot of money, but it is only a game, much like Chess or Snooker. I am sick of idiots thinking because some other stupid game might be in the olympics it somehow validates considering a game mostly played by piss heads as a sport.
Ned Boulting posted this on twitter, obviously he had no response to my reply.
Hertforshire Darts posted this about Jarred Cole, who tonight jobbed away his lead in modus
PDC EURO TOUR
Christian goldfish mouth Kist had a good 3 days in the players championships this week reaching a final, a semi final and a last 16 which got mushroom simpletons to come out of the woodwork to spout how he is a "former world champion". Fair play to Kist, that run moved him up the rankings, and if he can continue his good form he might overtake the greats of the PDC in George Killington, Brian Raman, Krzysztof Kciuk and Jimmy Hendriks.
As for Fridays winner Gary Anderson, he played 17 games in the 3 days of players championships, and not counting one game where he averaged 92.82, the other 16 averages were all over 96, of which 13 were over a 100 average and 7 of them over 105, his highest being 111.38. Over the 3 days, his tournament average was in excess of 103, and with a handy draw in the Grand Prix against Jose the Portuguese Winstanley De Sousa I reckon Ando could go on a decent run.
MODUS SUPER SERIES.
Was anyone shocked Neil Duff was invited back yet again ? Yank Alex Spellman completely dominated group A, so Duff had to depend on group B to get through, It don't matter if he loses yet again on their finals night as he will be back again in a fortnight no doubt, yet other Irish players have to qualify for the right to be chosen.
SEPTEMBER 23RD 2023
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KNOB OF THE WEEK.
The award this week goes to all the mushrooms, the PDC haters, and those precious little wallflowers upset because the evil PDC does not care for the amateur game, who would have you believe the PDC are forcing deluded jobbers to turn up at q-school with a gun to their head, those same defective people who for years would cry non stop about the PDC and claiming "the bubble is gonna burst", such is their resentment of the success of the PDC, heightened only by the failings of the BDO and now the WDF, but all the time still tuning in to watch the PDC, I guess like those to claim to never read my blog, yet remember my comments and read it every week. They just cannot help themselves.
Last week I spoke how the PDC's responsibility in darts is to care for the professional game, and that is what the P stands for in PDC, as for the amateur game that is the sole responsibility of the WDF, I spoke how any player that truly cares about their future in the game will attend mid week events, and take advantage of those that do not turn up, and sure enough this week Matt Porter did an interview where he basically said the very same things, as he rightly should.
What irritated me was the obese cunt Hippo Barrs who whined non stop all week about the PDC, found fault with all mid week players championships, cried about amateur darts was quite happy to kiss the hole of Matt Porter, and dared not mention his complaints of which he had many, instead just sat there like some mentally retarded gimp fawning over someone he clearly kisses the arse of. Sadly this is typical of what passes itself off as "journalism" in today's game, a long list of kiss arse cunts afraid to ask anything that matters for fear the wrong question might obstruct any future possibility of interviews or the chance to suck up and kiss ass later down the line. Zero integrity.
How come hippo Barr's concerns about the munters game which he was quite vocal about were suddenly the concerns of "others" when he asked about the possible omission of Beau Greaves from Ally Pally.
I have knocked Matt Porter many times over the years, but to his credit, he was spot on in his comments about the WDF and their preposterous notion that their mickey mouse shit is some sort of genuine World championships, Porter mentioned how he did not agree with the BDO and now the WDF naming their amateur event as professional, something I also mentioned last week, how if the WDF rightly called their comp the amateur event which it is, it might have not led to the whole situation, but seeing as the BDO did, and the WDF also brand their comp as "professional" the
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SEPTEMBER 16TH 2023 .
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KNOB OF THE WEEK
KotW this week goes to the prancing, dancing & mincing twink Barbara van den Bergh who this week claimed MVG was a better player than Phil Taylor because...wait for it, MvG hit "highest averages".
This shows the levels of ignorance of this cunt. Has he forgotten how Taylor reduced the rubber lipped Dutch hunchback to tears on tv more than once ? The same MvG that lost in more World Championships than Taylor has in his entire career.
Taylor has 16 world titles, MvG has 3 and not won it in over 4 years. Taylor never went that long without a world title.
Taylor has 16 Matchplays to MvG's paltry 3. There is not a single ranking major that Taylor does not dominate him in titles, even secondary TV titles no one on Earth comes close to Taylor.
To put this into perspective Taylor has won 79 Premier Events, That is the same total as MvG, James Wade, Gary Anderson, Peter Wright and Gerwyn Price combined. Taylor won 100% of all majors in a year, on 4 separate ocassions, something Hunchback could never do. MvG is a class player but was simply not at Taylor' s level
As for the deluded twinks reasoning of "higher averages", Taylor has set tournament averages that no one has ever come close to, not even the bald Dutch prick in his prime could reach. Factor in most of Taylors were on the shitty Unicorn boards, in times of smaller trebles also.
In 2009 Taylor won the European championships with a competition average of 111.54. His lowest average in the entire competition was 109.35 in the final.
The year previous to that, also in the European Championships he had a competition average of 108.20 which included 2 averages over 113.
I doubt these records will ever be broken, nor has hunchback hit 2 nine darters in the same game, and set other countless records that will never be broken. I could write paragraph after paragraph of things Taylor achieved in the game that Hunchback has not done, but because rubber lips hit a huge average 123.40 in a non ranking, invitational exbo years ago, a dancing prick who spends more time fucking Sarah Miklowski instead of his own wife thinks a one off average somehow compensates for 79 premier events....go figure. I am delighted the prick is sliding down the rankings.
PDC WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS
There was a lot of crying this week, from not only mushrooms but PDC kiss arse cunts over a few things the PDC did.
First you had mutants like Phil hippo Barrs crying because the PDC floor championships are all now going to be mid week, and he was crying how non professional players will not be able to get time off work to attend all these.Why does he care so much, what a kiss arse cunt.
There are 2 ways of looking at this, if you are one of those lower ranked players, and you are whining cos of work etc, then you were never fully committed so fuck off back to the WDF, Modus or shelf stacking at tesco, you wont be missed. If however you are committed to really trying, then see this as an opportunity to take advantage of all the other deluded dreamers around you who will skulk off or be unable to attend , and make hay whilst the sun shines.
In the end it no matter how good every single player in the PDC is, there will always be players lose their tourcard. As a player all you have to do is be better than the worst 64, and if you are not good enough to do that, then maybe you are not good enough to be professional, it is not brain surgery. Besides, if a lot of players don't turn up mid week, and you do, and its a weaker field, is that not an advantage to those that make the effort ? If a player who turns up and cannot take advantage of the even weaker fields with a lot of players dropping out, it might eventually dawn on them they are not good enough. Go play ADC or prop up modus, play local opens, it would have to be better than the constant pressure of trying to eek out an existence on the PDC.
From a personal standpoint, as someone who finishes work around 2pm most days after an early start, midweek streamed ranking darts is a great thing, and passes my afternoon, and frees up more weekends for socialising. Unlike hippo Barrs and others, I do not give a fuck if some deluded jobbers with dreams that outweighs their ability fails to cut it on the tour, as next year there will be no shortage of more deluded jobbers paying up front for the same chance to give it a go.
The PDC made over 10 million profit last year, do mushrooms really think the PDC are going to change a successful business model all some clueless fuckwits with outdated mentalities stuck in the 70s are upset on social media ? If one tenth of all these mushrooms who spend their time online crying about the PDC and their supposed love of the WDF actually went and supported WDF darts maybe the WDF would not be so broke. Again that is another truth they don't like hearing.
These Mushrooms are without a shadow of doubt the most retarded people you will ever have the misfortune to come across. These cretins actually believe the WDF run darts, I shit thee not. This week the PDC told the WDF that any player that plays in their mickey mouse shit that they hilariously call a world championships, will not be allowed in the 2024 PDC Real world championships. The PDC made this decision, and the so called governing body has zero control, nor should they. Right away Mushrooms all over twitter, facebook and forums were out in force crying how Luke Littler who has already decided to play the PDC now wont be at the WDF crap, and how the Honey Monster will most likely choose WDF, ergo denying the suck ups a chance to see her at Ally Pally.
I think this is a great decision by the PDC, pick one and stick with it, remember how years ago mushrooms were out in force defending wormfood Olly Croft when he said "we dont owe the players a living" ? They defended Olly at the time yet here we are now and they complain about the PDC as if somehow the PDC are not giving those players a living", it's suddenly an issue for the mushrooms, what a coincidence huh ? Amazing how they had no problem before. Unlike the BDO who claimed to not owe the players a living, the PDC has an actual proper, well funded tour on offer something the BDO did not have at the time.
Secondly, how many non PDC players from the WDF earn from events like the PDC Challenge tour and Development tour, tours the PDC finance for so called amateur players ? But Mushrooms with an agenda will ignore the obvious to play victim and portray any image in order to brainwash other sheep with their blatant agenda.
One cunt I saw who has history of making pedo remarks about children on forums, and was kicked off a forum I posted on, was crying on another forum how "the PDC don't care about amateur darts". Even if true, which it is not, so what ?
Its not the responsibility of the PDC to care for it, their job is to care for the Professional game, that is what the P stands for in the PDC. It is the responsibility of the WDF to care for the amateur game, and if the amateur game is in the shit, them blame the WDF, it is after all their only fucking job.
But why let all these facts and truth get in the way of mushrooms crying and wanting to blame the PDC for the failures of the WDF, the lack of ability or commitment in players, these brain dead fuckwits despise the PDC and resent the success, I am sure they would prefer the game if it was like it was in those dark ears under Olly Croft before the split. The BDO might have died, sadly those with that mentality are still drawing breath.
If the WDF came out and admitted officially their so called event was not a world championships but their premier yearly amateur event, I would have no issue with players playing both, but as long as the WDF keep up this ridiculous bullshit as presenting their muck as some official proper worlds, then no player should be playing in both in a same year.
Here is another truth WDF morons don't like hearing, the amateur game is better now than it was a few years ago, and not because of the WDF but in spite of those absolute useless cunts. The amateur game is better because of Modus and to a lesser extant the ADC which has some of its weekly winners prop up Modus, and don' forget the PDC Challenge and Development tours. A player today playing amateur darts and being relatively successful on the challenge tour and Modus could make as much if not more than a lot of PDC players outside the top 70 or so. So when I hear this nonsense how the PDC don't care about the amateur game it only serves to highlight the ignorance of those people. How much has the non tour card amateur player Luke littler earned this year ? It is far more than some tour card holders, the money is there if you are good enough.
Another announcement of note in the 2024 PDC Calendar was how the non ranking, invitational, glorified exhibition roadshow known as the Premier League was starting the day before the non ranking Masters, so effectively the PDC will have their clique players and favorites sorted by the end of the World championships. I am glad the non ranking Masters will not be used as some sort of qualifier for the PL, as it was unfair that winners of this non ranking event got in the PL when winners of proper ranking events were left out as has happened in previous years because they were not part of Sky or the PDC favorites
WORLD SERIES OF DARTS FINAL
First game up was Magpie Willie O'Connor, and despite like watching Magpie, its hard to be interested in yet another non ranking glorified exbo, even if comms stupidly kept calling this a major. No one with a clue considers this major, and even as a Wade fan , who saw Wade win this years back, its no major. I had it on in the background but hard to get interested in something that is insignificant. If winning a ranking comp like the European Championships which happens later in the calendar year can still see you left out of the PL what is really on offer other than the cheque for the players, as for fans, I personally am fed up of non ranking events like this, the Masters, the PL, etc. If you discount the game between Dirk van Duijvenbode and Danny Noppert, the highest winning average in the entire boring session was a paltry 91.46 from the Magpie, most games were won with an average in the 80s.
In fact the best part of the whole broadcast was the post match analysis where Mason spoke about the miserable cunt Barney, and the lazy Ricky Evans. Fuck the next session, got better things to be doing than watching that on a Saturday night.
MODUS
The 6 qualifiers for their Finals night tomorrow are Berry van Peer, Robert Grundy, Robert Thornton, P.P..P..Paul Ho.Ho..Ho Hogan, Chas Barstow & Adam Hunt
SEPTEMBER 9TH 2023 .
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This week the award goes to Daryl gurney. Like all inbred Hun jaffa proddy cunts from the North of Ireland , he is just the latest delusional prick, and darts is full of delusional orange cunts. After Jimmy Hill's bastard lovechild beat the useless Steve Lennon with one of the most stupid nicknames in darts, superchin the most miserable sour looking depressing cunt in the PDC, who even makes the head shaking sweaty adulterous ex postman Barney seem happy, Gurney proceeded to moan about the crowd and claimed he was a better player than Schindler, except he is not. Gurney might have won more years ago, but currently Schindler is better, the rankings do not lie. I hope the crowd has the pricks tears roll down his elongated head tomorrow night and cause his shit necklace to rust.
PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS
5 of the last 6 day saw proper PDC darts.
There was 3 Players Championships, and the biggest surprise winner was Callan Rydz, who seems to have found some form combined with a decent draw. Price made it 3 titles in 5 events and Luke Scumphries sadly won the other. The big surprise result was jobber Klose reaching one of the finals where he beat Bellyboy, Krusty, Dobey, Clemens and others along the way. Kudos to him.
In the Euro tour #13 qualifier, a total of 18 of the 24 seeded players failed to qualify for the event, I dont recall that many seeds failing in an event. James Wade was the only player in the top 5 seeds to qualify, and Wade now has qualified for the last 3 european tours which should cement his place in the European championships even if he did lose tonight to a great performance by Hempel, and he needs it as he defends £40k from the Grand Slam, although defends a mere first round loss in the Grand Prix.
Unsurprisingly, he then never appeared in the World Series of Darts qualifier, nor did Gary Anderson, but both players are known for skipping events on a whim. There was talk on twitter that some players forgot to register but not sure what validity there is with that.
In the long run, Ando and Wade might be wiser missing the non ranking World Series shit and keep fresh for the proper ranking events, as the World series is a meaningless event, even if Wade won it before and Ando is a former finalist.
As for the World Series qualifier, there was 16 seeds for the 8 places on offer and only 3 seeds made it though, Dirk and the Germans of Schindler and Clemens.
Graham Usher, Daniel Klose, and Keegan Brown were among the qualifiers, as if anyone would be excited by their qualification for this event.
Even better news was seeing last weeks Knob of the week Babs the twink suffer yet more defeats.
MODUS
As mentioned last week the line up this week was abysmal, and in defense of Modus, any half decent player was off playing PDC qualifiers, or late calls for the Players championships, but that does not make the atrocious standard any more watchable.
I obviously watched PDC over this shit, but with no PDC darts on Thursday I decided to watch a repeat of Thursday Modus action, and it was deplorable. Ryan Harrington won every single game on Thursday, and won 3 of them with averages in the 70s. On Friday he won a game with average in the 60s. He won the group over 2 days with ease and only had a winning average over 85 just once in 2 days. That was the best player in the group, so you could imagine how shit the others were including Leighton Bennett who did not appear as cocky as he did a year or two ago, the hammerings he got this week certainly softened his cough. I have no idea of the line up next week, but it will have to be better, as it cannot be worse than this week.
PDC EURO TOUR #11
Alan Soutar who comms would have you believe is some super hero for being a fireman was battered 6-0 by Ricky Evans. If Scottish fireman are anything like the fuckers over here, they spend their day sitting on their hole supping tea, playing cards, and when a tiny gorse fire starts they milk it for all its worth for overtime. Soutar looking fucked at the moment for the big events.Gian van Veen sent Catweazle Simon Shitlock packing and that probably spells the end of his chances reaching the European Championships. I wont miss him either.
CDC
Event 10 of this took place tonight and was won by Alex Spellman in a great final, Spellman averaged over 100, with a couple of great checkouts of 105 (25, top tops) and 127 on the bull for his 3rd event win of the series.
The top yank and top canadian qualify for Ally Pally and the next highest player regardless of nationality gets the third spot at the Palace. The standard overall was vastly superior to anything this week in modus by a country mile. As it stands Spellman is top, Taylor the Canadian is 4th, but Bunts narrowly leads Lauby for that 3rd spot. This continues on Saturday and Sunday night.
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SEPTEMBER 2ND 2023 .
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AS most will know my original blog was taken down yet again after some precious cunt who is unable to accept facts got his little precious feelings hurt and reported the blog for Hate speech.
I decided to see where this hate was posted and thought maybe it was my comments about Chris Mason being an ex con, which convictions for assault, wife beating, dole fraud etc.......bur wait, that cannot be hate, since this is fact and a matter of public record.
Maybe it was comments about the scumbag match fixing cheat wessel Nijman, you know how the inbred dutchies don't like their countrymen be spoken about negatively, even if the Dutch prick is a corrupt match fixing cunt....oh wait, it cant be that, since that is also a fact and a matter of public record with his match fixing.
It must be my comments about the biological man playing in the munter series, oh wait, it cannot be that either as its a bona fide fact he is a biological male, and no virtue signally, wokeness can alter that fact. Is stating biology now a hate crime ? Is it hate to know that a woman has a womb and does not have an adam's apple. I just surprised he has not called it an "eves apple", only a matter of time before some cunt dictates it is called that for all men who think they are women. ,As we suppose to forget what biology is. Just because he identifies as a woman does not make it true. I could identify as a sex god and a martial artist, telling people my pronouns are handsome bastard and genius, and they have to use them when referring to me, but it won't make it true.
Wayne Warren identified himself as a World champion, and that was not true either.
Conor Heneghan
Anton Ostlund
Benjamin Deue Reus
Mindaugas Barauskas
Rhys Griffin
Harry Gregory (son of Mike)
Owen Bates (son of Barrie)
Trina Gulliver
Joe Croft (son of Ollie)
David Wawrzewski
Ryan Harrington. (son of Rod)
