The award this week goes to Sky TV. Not because they most likely will give the Dutch head shaking lazy cunt and ex postman their wildcard for the Premier League, but because they have hired the munter Trina Gulliver as a commentator for Ally Pally.
Make no mistake the only reason that she was picked is solely because she is a dyke and a munter, a ploy by Sky TV to appear politically correct and by hiring her they get to tick the women and gay boxes.
Its gotten ridiculous, even Football and Rugby panels on tv have women on them and forces me to switch them off.
Who seriously gives a flying fuck what women think about Men's sport or games ?
Women's rugby, football and darts are not close to the Men's version but because of political correctness, TV stations are hiring bitches to run their mouth on games and sport at the top level, something they have never reached nor will ever reach.
You only need to look at the quality, the stats, the gates, the income, the sponsorship, prize money etc. I have no problem with women commentating on women's games and sports, but what in the blue fuck would Trina Gulliver know about the PDC, or playing in front of the type of crowds the PDC get, or the playing for the amount of money the men are playing for, or what the fuck would she know about the length of matches and pressure etc etc
This is not Lakeshite were Trina was battering some obese munter with a 55 average for a pittance prize fund in front of a half empty hotel room where half of those awake were busy knitting. What does she know about playing top level PDC ?
But here is the real kicker, the same bitter hypocrite stuck 2 fingers up at the PDC and refused to enter the qualifiers for Ally Pally, and now she is rewarded for snubbing the event by giving her a job to commentate on the very same event she snubbed when given the opportunity to play in. Why reward people like this ?
This to me proves she was only hired because she is a woman and a dyke, and a decision taken by sky to appear politically correct in this fucked up world infested with fag hags, snowflakes, and misandrists.
If Sky were going to hire a woman just appease the snowflakes they should have hired Anastasia, at least she played in previous PDC events and has experience of playing in the PDC and against the men, she is also far more easy on the eye, than the ugly Gulliver who has a face like a turtle licking piss of a nettle, and is more deserving. I would even give Lisa Ashton a go on comms during the Anastasia game. I would reward those people who contributed to the event.
I certainly would not reward those who only 2 weeks previous basically told Uncle Barry to fuck off and snubbed his offer of an invite to play in the event sky hired her to comment on.
Trina at Ally Pally
Picture it now on stage.....Squinty eye Dave Clarke doing a Michael J Fox impersonation, interviewing Wayne Mardle and Trina Gulliver, if that does not make you want to change the channel, never mind hitting the mute button, nothing will.
It seems Tommy the Jew Thompson has "resigned" from Lancashire Darts this week.
The man who years ago sat idly by while one of his treasurers, an Irene Mungins managed to steal tens of thousands of pounds from under his nose and stick it in a slot machine. The man who has over seen some of the worst darts posters in history,
The man who thinks a pony tail and a white blazer is hip and trendy, is no more with Lancashire darts.
That said I think he is a decent person, and obviously loves darts, and has given his life to the game, but the sad reality is, he was not fit, and still is not fit to be running any organisation in darts.
There in lies the problem with most of darts, Be it the BDO, EDO, WDF, Counties etc, they are all run by amateurs who are simply not good enough.
If you want to appear professional, you hire professionals, if you hire amateurs, you will be amateur, and the bdo, edo etc have taken this to the extreme.
I do wonder what happens now with Tommy's position with the EDO, as you had to represent a county to get on the board of the EDO, but since Tommy resigned from Lancashire, I am not sure if he will be expected to step down. Who knows, maybe Deta Hedmans houseboy and Tommy the Jew's lackey could try apply and continue giving us the comedy., providing of course he could drag his sorry arse away from the bdo fanatics website where he spends his days crying about forums, this blog, the PDC and just about everything.
A couple of belated Knob of the Week mentions now.
Earlier this week I finally got around to watching the semi finals and final of the recent Players championships,as I was not around that Sunday, and the 2 things that stuck out most was Gurney beating Hunchback and the commentary by John Rawling.
The bias shown towards ski slope face by Rawling was something else.It was almost as bad as the time Tony Green was spunking off when spineless was playing at bobs shack a few years back. Personally I dislike both players but what made Gurney's win all the more hilarious was what the hunchback had said a couple of months back
Hunchback spouting yet more bullshit
This comment of his has come back to bite him on his huge fat arse.
Daryl Gurney is not a tough opponent. I don’t think he’s good enough for the top eight in the world.As for his other comment of
I know if I play good, it’s high unlikely that the rest beat me
Deluded cunt has been humped countless times this year. This year alone he
Lost in the World champs,
Lost in the UK Open.
Lost in the Matchplay.
Lost in the European champs.
Lost in the Grand Slam.
Lost in the World Series.
Lost in the Championship League of Darts
and lost in multiple euro tours and floor comps.
And to think some mentally retarded defects actually thought this dutch cunt was on a par with Phil Taylor.....staggering.
Speaking of deluded cunts spouting shit, check out this comment by Bells Palsy who thinks him winning Bob's January Jobber Jamboree at the Salmonella Centre will put him on a par with the late great Eric Bristow
And in keeping with tradition, a mention for the latest horrendous poster with bdo morons on it.
While visually not as bad as that Isle of Man optical nightmare, I still laugh at how Scabies Arm is called the World #1.
He won the Winmau World championships seemingly. First I heard of that event.
Tonight the Finder comp started. That's the mickey mouse comp that takes place in some dump in Tulip land and is shown on some local station that stops for weather news during the event.
An event where the fanatics call this a "major" where the Travel Club..aka Piss Tour play for the huge staggering amount of a 5k first prize.
And thats in Euros. A first prize less than HALF that of the lowest prizefund on the PDC main tour.
I took at look at bits of it to see 2 scruffy looking presenters who looked more desperate than the street urchins begging on the shitty street in Ireland. They were not the only ones in need of an overhaul.
The players and prizefund could do with improvement. I hung around long enough to see prostate hole and the carpenter be sent packing.
When Scott Waites is losing badly to Gary Jobson you have to seriously have to wonder how bad Waites is these days.
By the time the seventh game was over the best average was 92 and that was by a youth player from Ireland.
The Belgian jobber who seemed to chewing his own chin every time he threw had an average in the 60s....and he qualified for Lakeshite this year. It was not the only average in the 60s tonight either.
This is what the bdo "conveyor belt" is producing....lol. Sparidaans won the match 5-0 and he only averaged in the 70s.
Next up was Wouter Vaes who became the second man tonight to WIN an atrocious match with an average in the 70s,
Warty Montgomery made it a third male player to average in the 70s and STILL WIN.
Highest average of the night by half past ten at night was the 92 by a youth player, in fact the loser in that match Girvan had the second highest average of the night, and Lisa Ashton had the third highest..
$ men won their match averaging in the 70s....worst session of darts i have ever witnessed