The first ever Knob of the Week was awarded back in September 2012, and here we are 7 years later and the prick with the biggest ego in darts is still winning the award, which is about the only thing the useless ex postman is winning.
This week he did an interview, where he waffled on about how in his warped mind he put darts on the map in Holland, except darts was big in Holland long before the sweaty hypoglycemic prick was hoovering up bdo funds whilst winning the bob potter Cup.
Check out this delusion
“You want to say goodbye to everyone. Of course, the PDC have given me a wildcard for the Premier League, and some (other) wildcards. And I think I deserve it.In what warped delusion does this lazy useless cunt think he "deserves" all these wildcards.
“Others say ‘no, you don’t deserve it’. OK. I put darts on the map in Holland, I had so many good tournaments. I’m pleased that the PDC gave me this opportunity.”
Based on what ? It is well over a decade since he won a ranking major. He has constantly lied year after year in order to bullshit what fans he has left, and hoodwink people in the PDC, most notably every winter when he claims he will do the full tour the following year in the hope of getting an undeserved Premier League spot...which the fucker gets, only to then fail to haul his lazy arse to most competitions then after his selection.
When he does turn up his attitude is a disgrace, and lets not forget his strop and hissyfit which initially led to his retirement speech during the last Premier League he had no right to be in.
The useless fucker is not even in this weekends euro tour, because he lost in the first round of the qualifiers for it to Tytus Kanik back in August with his scabby 82 average, and he thinks he deserves some preferential treatment.
Here is a guy to lazy to play the full tour, yet has no problem taking 3 invites to the world series in Australia and New Zealand, when other more more deserving was omitted. Amazing how he is too tired to travel to Barnsley and Wigan, but no problem getting his fat hole out to the Southern hemisphere
I cannot wait for the head shaking, excuse making egomaniacal, deluded shitstain to fuck off for once and for all., if only so that we don't have to hear that lie over and over how he is a four time World champion, he is a single time World champion, which is almost 13 years ago, andBob Potter Cups mean fuckall and to call them World championships is a complete joke, much like the BDO itself.
On to last weekends euro tour:
The Unicorn boards seem to be getting worse, throughout the whole comp there was incidents of bounce outs and fall outs.
When one of Chizzys darts fell out of the board and ended up sticking up in the carpet, Dan Dawson said the boards might be better of being made of carpet. He might be right as currently they appear to be shit standard.
Chizzy did not only have bounce outs, he had darts falling out of the board, it happened in his match with Ricky Evans, happened at least 5 times against Rob Cross. James Wade had 2 in the next match.
Players are afraid to openly criticize the equipment in case the DRA fine players.
The PDC seriously need to put pressure on Unicorn, and only for them having shares in the PDC any other company would fuck them out the door.
Luckily for Chizzy he did beat Cross, but what good would it be when he was facing MVG, and we all knew how that would turn out and sure enough MVG was coasting so much against Chizzy that MVG hit a single 11 to deliberately leave a 170, such was the lack of pressure from Chizzy., and MVG just missed the bull for that 170, MVG ended up winning 7-1.
Comms spent the majority of the Sunday evening telling us we could have a battle of the world Champions in MVG and Glen Durrant in the final, ..he is not a world champ, he is a bdo champ...a big difference. Comms simply disregarded everyone else in the Durrant half, and they wonder why so many people watch the Euro tour with the audio turned off when you have the likes of Paul Nicholson telling everyone what pegging is. Thick cunt not even aware what he is spouting and how he comes across.
The sucking up to Glen Durrant never ceases to amaze me, Nicholson said Durrant has done enough to be in the next Premier League....based on fucking what your retarded moron ???
A scabby players champs months ago ? he is a decent player, but nowhere near one of the best in the World as some would have us believe, and for Nicholson to be calling for Durrant in the Premier League when its only September with a heap of Majors to come is downright retardation.
A certain clubfooted brummie who spends his miserable existence on twitter whilst scoffing crayons trying to promote the BDO, who called Joe Cullen a "one match wonder" went silent when Joe Cullen pasted the snot out of Glen Durrant...Again, Durrant is fast becoming Cullen's bitch. So much for that MVG -v- Durrant final.
The so called "one match wonder" averaged 99 against Durrant which was enough to batter Durrant, Cullen averaged 103 in an even better performance to win a close game against James Wade in the semi final.. setting up a Cullen -v- MVG final.
What a final it was too. Unlike your BDO final where pub players chuck shit in a dark room in front of family members swigging manky pints, this had a full crowd engrossed in a quality affair, which Cullen won. Cullen won the Euro tour by beating the current World champion MVG. also beat the current European Champion James Wade, and beat the current Lakeshite champion Glen Durrant plus he beat the current World Cup runner up O'Connor, as well as Jamie Hughes who won a Euro Tour earlier this year.....and the crayon munching clubfooted simpleton who said he was a one match wonder then claimed he did not recall saying it, despite in being posted on forums.
2 players championships took place midweek, and on the Wednesday, Wade won his 5th players champs title of the year, which is a superb haul for some one who did not even play in 8 of the events so far, and will miss the next 2 as well.
Yet Durrant who played in every single one and lost in 22 of them is called one of the "best in the world"...work that one out.
Wade played Chizzy in the final, and lets be honest, when Dismal Chisnall reaches a final, you expect his opponent who ever it is to win, and sure enough. Chizzy lost.
In the Players championship on the tuesday, it saw an incredible standard. The first round had 17 players average over a 100.
Justin Pipe averaged 112 when he beat Ryan Joyce who had a losing average of 108, Rob Cross averaged 114.20 and 5 players averaged over 100 and still lost in the first round.
By the time the comp ended there was 43 averages over a hundred.
Meanwhile last weekend in some 2 bit poxy EDO event there was a single 100 average in the entire munters event, which meant a bonus of £1,000.
To put things in prospective it was the first 100 average on over 3 YEARS. and the thousand quid was equal to what the munters got for reaching the last 8 of that "Major"
What did make me happy was the player that hit it, that being Anastasia Dobromyslova, especially as it will piss of the Lincoln Mafia,
You only had to watch the Munters darts to see Bo Seleta and the rest of her minions visually annoyed as Anastasia led the final 2-0.
What makes it even better, is that the rumour is, the person who put up the grand bomus may have been Des himself. I do hope that is true, would make it all the sweeter.
Suzuki did not play as she chose to go home and play darts in Japan as her darts ranking in Japan, is more important to her financially than her BDO ranking....I shit thee not.
She will make more money on the Orient, than she would in the dark empty shitholes of the UK, with the exception of the Bob Potter cup which she nipped over and won (placeholder for someone to claim racism for the word "nip").
Is it any wonder people mock the living shit out of the BDO when their top female player would rather stay home and make more money than attend. these clusterfucks.
With time running out for automatic qualification for the Grand Slam this weekend euro tour is a great chance for some player, like Joe Cullen Jamie Hughes to win a second euro tour and put themselves in a conditional spot for the Slam.
With no MVG, Wade, Ando and others who are missing this, its a great chance.
I don't believe a single euro tour win for for players like Whitlock Durrant etc would be enough, and will need to go to the qualifiers, as for Durrant were he to fail in the qualifiers he would have to depend on the BDO to give his one of their places, and to be on the BDO's side, they should not give him one , were he to need it..
Durrant left the BDO, and the BDO have an obligation to look after their own players, not one who claimed he was bdo for life only for him then to walk out.