Friday, July 13, 2018
The BDO have at last announced the venue and date for the Winmau Masters, only took months, and not a single mention of a sponsor or TV coverage.
To make matters worse it coincides with the PDC Grand Prix in Ireland, only the BDO could be this stupid.
As was shown in the last AGM the BDO had they are losing tens of thousands on their "major" events and this promises to be more of the same.
The fans are simply not interested in the slightest, Winmau are no longer covering all the costs like they did in the past.
The current situation is unsustainable, and were it not for Olly Croft for all his flaws and stubbornness had at least assets to rely on such as Page's Lane, which the BDO are quickly depleting. The 6 figure fee the BDO sold Page's Lane for has masked some of the current financial situation but the BDO are losing money hand over fist and with events their own so called "fanatics" are not interested in its going to get even worse.Imagine the shit they would be in were it not for the sale of Page's Lane.
The confusion amongst the board is like the boiler room of the Titanic.
Personally I would not like to see the BDO die, as I enjoy the unintentional comedy the never cease to provide.
I cannot wait for the upcoming AGM where every moan , whine and threat will be played out on social media with people on the outside like Tommy the Jew Thompson and his EDO lackies take pot shots at the BDO, the same EDO who are as equally inept.
I won't pretend to know or care who wins the battle to be the next chairman of the BDO as whoever wins ( I use the term loosely) wont stop the rot.
They are done, cooked, finished, but suspect they will keep on claiming their events to be "majors" or calling Lakeshite the "World Professional", that is providing of course its even at Lakeshite,and even if it is there is no assurance that Channel 4 will stick with it as there has been silence on that issue as well.
Then you have the munters, who in my opinion are an even bigger burden on the BDO looking for the same prize money as the men, despite them being an atrocious standard and even hard line bdo supporters admitting they hate munters darts.
Remember the LDO - Ladies Darts Org ? What the fuck have they ever done ?
A mention for Gary Anderson who lost today to Roydem Lam who looks like something from the thunderbirds in the Shanghai glorified exbo World Series event, after winning the previous event in Las Vegas last weekend. I know some will say Lam has a tour card, which begs the question why he bothers trying to get one when he never uses it
Speaking of players who won a tour card, Corey Cadby is still having trouble with visa issues, maybe if he was not a convicted criminal he would not be having these issues and would be playing the PDC circuit on a regular basis. Then the knuckle dragging brexit lovers who claimed they wanted the UK to be more stringent on criminals entering the UK must surely be happy as being good at darts should not change the rules.
Roll on the Matchplay
Friday, July 6, 2018
I can only suspect Tommy Thompson has been developing the effects and onset of dementia in the recent weeks.
This week saw him ranting and raving and throwing digs and criticism at the BDO, and while the BDO does deserve all the criticism it gets, the comments by TT has shown some amazing hypocrisy.
On social media he wrote
I personally think that unless we are able after the AGM, to re-invent ourselves, much like “New Labour” did, there is no hope at all, on this steady and obvious decline. Furthermore you cannot re-invent yourselves with the same board of directors, if I had been responsible for this mess I would have fallen on my sword.
Did Tommy fall on his sword after Irene Mungins stole tens of thousands of pounds from under his nose to stick in a slot machine while he was in charge of Lancashire darts of course not.
Did Tommy fall on his sword after the EDO who are there for the sole purpose of England darts could not send an England team to the WDF world cup, despite having 4 fucking years to prepare....of course not.
Did he fall on his sword after the recent debacle that was the recent internationals, which got less views that week than this blog got....or course not.
And this geriatric has the audacity to slates others as equally incompetent as himself.
Is he having a go nat Popcorn teeth and her cunt of a husband or is it a dig at the chubby waiter who some believe is the one responsible for the cluster fuck that was the World Darts Catas Trophy.
Then there is the issue of the BDO reinventing itself, the BDO is kaput, even their own self professed "fanatics" cant be arsed to watch events let alone buy a ticket to their shit.The EDO under TT is equally as bad, you only have to look at recent England Open to see how appalling the viewing figures were.
Here is the top ten viewers for the week of the England Open
w/e 17 Jun 2018
1 POLISH SPEEDWAY 2018 (TUE 2002) 17
2 SWEDISH SPEEDWAY 2018 (TUE 1800) 17
3 RUGBY AM (WED 1826) 16
4 NATIONAL CONFERENCE LEAGUE (SAT 1430) 15
5 RUGBY LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP (SUN 1131) 14
6 RUGBY LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP (SUN 1225) 14
7 NASCAR HIGHLIGHTS (TUE 1501) 11
8 POLISH SPEEDWAY 2018 (SUN 2101) 8
9 FREESPORTS FIGHT NIGHT (SUN 2321) 7
10 ATP TENNIS OPEN (TUE 1001) 6
This blog got more viewers than the England Open, how long until the usual crap emerges how "freesports were delighted with the figures" nonsense. So considering this embarrassment how come TT does not fall on his sword ?
You want to be seen as something other than amateur and a joke, then hire someone who is not an amateur and a joke.
The recent BDO Gold Cup was won by the fat self groping narcissistic farmer, who as usual took to twitter to try hang of people in the vain hope of getting attention.
He was trying to show of a trophy most people know nothing about, or would care for when he posted pics of the trophy in his tractor.
Speaking of tractors, he even used one of my pics mocking him on twitter himself.
Farmer robbing my pics
Odd considering the same simple fucker once threatened me with legal action over using pics to mock him in the past, still good to know he too is another avid visitor to this blog.
Also following his win in the meaningless Gold Cup he gave yet another interview in the Bournemouth Echo, which in the fat farmers head is on a par with the New York Times
I laughed at the part where after he hogged any publicity , no matter how insignificant, tagged everyone on twitter, then had the cheek to say "Its not about him"
He really does belong in the BDO with the rest of the idiotic morons and hypocrites.
A mention for the American version of Justin Pipe, John Norman Jnr. A slow boring cunt who acted like a cunt last night after beating the Dawson Murshell in the semi finals of the US Masters, an event which saw the winner win a spot at Ally Pally for the World Champs. Dawson Murshell always seemed to be a bit effimate and his lack of male testosterone was evident as he just stood there while the podgey slow cunt screamed in his face.
Thankfully another jobber in Jeff Smith beat the cunt Norman in the final as Smith who was the favorite for the event would add a little more to Ally Pally and a better watch.
Watching Vermin Price hit a score of 7 whilst 5-2 down tonight made me laugh like the cunt I am.
Friday, June 29, 2018
There was apparently a press release how the main sponsor of the Zinder Masters (formerly the Zuiderduin Masters) announced their ending of the sponsorship. I get it, nothing lasts forever.
But surely be to fuck when you announce something like this you or anyone who does something in a supposed "professional" capacity would be in a position to counteract that by announcing the next sponsor and laying it on thick, even if its a load of bullshit. Not the BDO.. Christ knows what is going on with these useless cunts..Popcorn teeth and her cunt of a husband are in some "power struggle " with the chubby waiter for control of an organiation which best years were in the last century, and even then at their prime they were playing second fiddle to the PDC.
I have said it before numerous times , those rank and file who cry like bitches on social media get no sympathy from me, these are the same retarded cunts who allowed this shit to get to the point it is today When popcorn teeth went to Las Vegas on a fully paid trip on the expense of the rank and file no one cared, when her cunt husband filled his tank with petrol to go visit dart forum owners to threaten and intimidate , the rank and file did not give a shit. then either....no doubt defending him as we all know if you dare knock these cretins they are quick to pull out those key words of "loyalty" or "family" or "grass roots". These cunts are getting exactly what they deserve.
How often can you flog a dead horse ?
How often can you do the same thing over and over and over and not learn
The old saying is that insanity is keep doing the same thing over and over each time and expecting different results, ergo the BDO..
Tonight there was a PDC Euro Tour in Germany and the place was packed to the rafters , and I read tonight Mushrooms who want to find fault with the PDC come up with excuses., its what they do, major deflection tactics
On a normal Knob of the Week I usually made some comedy analogies, tongue in cheers comments or l use excessive swearing, or try to put a spin on things, but the reality is this blog writes itself.
I do not need to elaborate, take poetic license, spin shit, or be selective in my comments as it is quite evident to any one with even a passing interst in darts how low down and insignificant the bdo is today..It gets worse with each passing week as their funds get depleted and the money for the flat in pages lane is nearly gone
Speaking of Page's Lane, the property once owned by Olly Croft next door to his tile shop, Olly's son ran his mouth this week with his opinion on the BDO and how the money for said property was wasted and how he was banned from attending Lakeshite. nd he did have a valid point.
However, my opinion on this is simple, his dad did what he did for the BDO, and that is a separate argument, but for his son to run his mouth takes some audacity when the same prick lived rent free in the very same Page's Lane building RENT FREE. But this is the BDO, it is all about looking after themselves at the top and fuck the people at the bottom, the same people their slogan is suppose to be there for...the "grass roots"...."family" etc.
If the BDO/ EDO/ WDF etc did not exist this weekly blog would not exist, because there would be no fucking need..
Mentions for the following
Michael Barnard who after his defeat to the German Maik cried like a bitch and uttered the shit that "Maik played the game of his life". No Micheal you bitter sad cunt, Maik was only average...if even that, it was you that were shit , stop trying to belittle the guy who beat you deservedly. You lost, , it was not a case he was world class, he was barely average, you were just shit with your 82 average or whatever minuscule thing it was around the very low 80s.. , and truth be told I am glad, as Barnard is slow and boring to watch.
A mention for Jelle Klaasen who has being running his mouth and complaining over the previous weeks to his opponents about their speed of play. Mickey Mansell was one of his latest players he has the audacity to have a pop at and Mickey was quite open about on social media and rightly so, Generally I could accept his self righteousness and I do enjoy a faster game except for this is the same prick who shat his load when that hunchbacked cunt MVG forced the prick out of the Dutch World Cup team a few years back which allowed the lazy postman cunt get a free ride and then got him a free spot in the Grand Slam of Darts which he would have never earned otherwise.,
Where was Klaasens big mouth and self righteous opinion then ?. If Klaasen if going to run his mouth at players because of their speed of throw then treat everyone equal other wise you look like a condescending prick.
What I saw earlier tonight of the Euro tour was a packed Arena in Germany with almost 3000 people packed in, the BDO would kill for a tenth of that crowd for a venue in the UK but what do I know, the Williams, and the chubby Waiter, and all these people on that side of the divide have visions, dreams and plans, and we have been told these people know what they are doing.
you got to love these cunts.
Friday, June 22, 2018
Another week and another vanity ego tripping project from these clowns in the EDO.
This weekend see the Six Nations, an utterly meaningless heap of shite when even dead legs have to be played in one leg matches for Internationals.
The same EDO whose sole function is the promotion of England Darts were unable to send an England team to the WDF world cup despite having 4 years to get ready have this weekend arranged it that their own England match on Sunday is not going to be one of the games televised on that obscure channel.
If that was not bad enough the limited coverage this ridiculous event is getting, cannot show the England team in an EDO arranged comp, as it clashes with the England match in the football World Cup. This sums up the EDO.
However there is no shortage of simpletons quick to defend them, I even read on one darts forum where a moderator tried to make allowances for their inadequacies by stating "they are amateur and don't get paid" as if this somehow negates the truth, and makes this whole thing acceptable.
Being typical of an EDO event there is no shortage of complaints from within their own players and supporters . The parents of Beau Greaves the female kid who many says is a future female star has whinged non stop on social media.
Seems the EDO said if more than 16 boys and girls enter there will be a competition for each.. and sure enough they got the number of entrants only for the EDO to run a girls comp and a "mixed " comp, where the winners of the "mixed " comp got money and vouchers as the prizefund, but the girls only got vouchers which led to the parents of beau greaves complaining how its unfair.
They also complained that the girls final was not played on the stage either unlike the other finals.
They might have a point about equality but why would the EDO give a fuck when the very same people who bitch, whinge and moan will turn up regardless to the next event to play.
Why the fuck a teenager wants a voucher for a holiday camp worth around £50 is anyones guess.
So then the usual moaning took off, how Beau would be better off joining the JDC...the kid tour affiliated to the PDC.
Will she try the JDC ? Who knows, more than likely this is just another case of whining and then doing fuckall about it and accepting it. Hard to sympathize with people who laim to be unfairly treated only to turn up again for the next comp and complain again.
The reality is no matter how good that Beau Greaves gets and even if she became the top female player in the World so what, its still womens darts and no one gives a flying fuck about it, cos womens darts is shit and only only survives by leeching of the bdo mens game. As it is no one really gives a fuck about the mens game and even less care about the women.
Dont believe me ? look at the 12 people who watched the mens final of the recent CatasTrophy.
There was even less at the 2016 BDO Gold cup when there was about 6 people at the mens final, and they all left before the end, the excuse given then by an EDO official at the time was they left because the bar ran out of drink. That is all the EDO and BDO events are....an excuse for a piss up.
Look at the last Lakeshite, Gary Jobson knocked out first round and was seen every session for the week sitting in the bar horsing pints with Tony O Shea.
Like the BDO , the EDO just seem intent on pissing away funds on meaningless events , with pittance prize money supplemented with vouchers for a run down holiday park.The money that should be going to players as the prize fund is instead wasted paying shitty tv channels to show parts of this shit.
I hope like the BDO the EDO deplete their funds continuing to hold vanity projects til they are skint,, and then the rest of the simpletons involved and who supported these useless cunts come to realize they too were just as stupid. In fact the supporters of the EDO and the BDO are just as guilty as they allowed the fools running those organisations to get away with what they do, so I have no sympathy for those now crying on social media.
When even the most loyal bdo/edo fans are saying its time for them to just stick to the grass roots, and local opens as they cannot compete with the PDC on any level., you have to realize the game is up.
The PDC have Sky, ITV, and BBC all lining up to show their events and willing to pay the PDC
The edo/bdo have to pay some obscure pathetic channel to show their shit and even then half the games dont get covered to make room for tarmac rallying, swedish speeding and other shit.
The PDC sells out arenas all over Europe, the BDO need milkmen to hand out leaflets to get a crowd of 12.
The PDC has its main tour, a development tour, a challenge tour, and even the JDC tour for kids, so any players with an ounce of ability , or a set of testicles trudging around the shithole holiday parks playing for vouchers is getting exactly what they deserve for their lack of ambition.
I see that Raymond van Barnevelds flat was broken into last week. Thankfully there was no PDC major ranking title in his gaff for over a decade that could have been nicked.
The PDC ran its first Euro Tour this weekend in Denmark, and even the friday afternoon session got a crowd the BDO or EDO could only dream about and no milkmen was involved.
Saturday, June 16, 2018
I once said Tommy Thompson looked like Peter Stringfellow with HIV, Peter Stringfellow has been dead 10 days and he still looks better than Tommy....but more on him in a bit.
For years the sad bitter bdo mushroom cunts would moan about the PDC holding floor comps in a leisure centre,yet amazingly not a single bdo loving cunt mentioned let alone complained when the Swiss Open was held in leisure centre, last week. Where was their moaning then ?
Then these were the same morons who moaned about the UK Open moving to Minehead citing it was just a huge tent, and lo and behold, Tommy the Jew and his rag tag band of EDO fuckwits are holding the England Open in a tent.this weekend.
Think the mickey mouse event may have even started today , I think there might be some coverage of it over the weekend which should make for more live comedy.
I have no doubt the usual key words will be dispensed this weekend about Grassroots, Loyalty and Family and how the competition will be second to none, the atmosphere will be "in-tents".
Deta Hedmans pet lodger who is
Do you think you would see Matt Porter on a forum writing how he got bottles of Coors cheap, or see Uncle Barry claim he was looking forward to marking a game...No, you wont because they are not fucking common idiots.
If you want to be seen as professional, you must act like a professional, just because the EDO is amateur that does not mean its ok to act like complete idiots
Then what else should we expect from the idiots that are the EDO. Here is an organisation that could not even send an England team to the WDF World Cup, despite them having 4 fucking years to prepare. The excuse then was they did not have the money, yet this week they will be pissing away more money on Tommy's ego project of Darts in a tent. on some obscure TV station.Then money management was never one of Tommy's strong points, look how he was completely in the dark at Lancashire Darts when the treasure Irene Mungins stole tens of thousands of pounds from under his nose to stick in slot machines.
I am sure some simple fucker will be quick to claim the EDO wont be paying for tv or some mysterious sponsor will be paying for it.
When the 15 fans turn up, which will be more than what the BDO CatasTrophy got some shrooms will call it a success.
Speaking of the CatasTrophy, the viewing figures for the channel it was on were released earlier this week and makes hilarious reading
This is the top 10 for the record:
RUGBY AM (WED 1801) 50k
SWEDISH SPEEDWAY 2018 (TUE 2230) 36k
NATIONAL CONFERENCE LEAGUE (SAT 1601) 30k
POLISH SPEEDWAY 2018 (TUE 2030) 24k
TOULON TOURNAMENT (WED 2308) 24k
TOULON TOURNAMENT (TUE 1825) 21k
DTM (GERMANY TOURING CARS) (SUN 1605) 12k
DTM (GERMANY TOURING CARS) (SUN 1622) 11k
BDO DARTS (WED 1900) 10k
RUGBY LEAGUE BACKCHAT 2018 (THU 1800) 9k
Swedish speedway getting over 3 times the viewers than the darts shows how fucking pathetic it was, and the 10k was their top night, can only imagine how bad the other nights were.
A mention for Cyclops Jamie Cave-in tonight as well as he failed to qualify for both Euro Tours.
Hows that bank balance you boasted of Jamie doing these days ? One of his defeats was a 6-0 hammering. Maybe the telescope inspector might challenge me to another match.afterall the stupid bastard thinks challenging people on the internet to dart matches will somehow change the truth how is basically shit these days.
Seems the women in the BDO still have not been "informed" if they can enter either of the 2 qualifiers for a spot at Ally Pally, reckon this could take months, the BDO probably think by doing nothing...something they are good at, the women will just forget about it.
And a mention also this week for the begging bastard and mentally stunted Dave Parletti.
Here is a guy that is utterly jealous of the success of others in the PDC like Rob Cross
Checkout this tweet he posted sometime last week
Dave Parletti @Parletti180
Here’s one.... What was the 2018 PDC World Champ doing the year before he won it!!!????... Trying the qualify at Bridlington for the BDO World Champs..... and yes he didn’t qualify!!! #LoveTheDarts #ThereIsQualityInBothCodes
The hilarious part is Parletti "forgot" to mention Cross did not qualify because he was disqualified, so hardly a surprise he did not qualify.
Parletti also "forgot" to mention Rob Cross played in the Winmau Masters, something Parletti failed to qualify for that year....it must have slipped the beggars mind.
Parletti "forgot" to mention the same year he could not be arsed to play in the Lakeshite qualifiers.
Then what do you expect from a sad cunt who left his testicles and backbone in a hospital incinerator in Prague when he got sick and spent weeks begging like the scum he is.
Who knows maybe this weekend in a tent he can beg Tommy's lackey for one of those bottles of Coors that are so important .
Friday, June 8, 2018
Phantom of the Opera gets the award this week, yes, he did well winning the joke of a bdo event last weekend, and there in lies a lot of the problems for the bdo. MVG dominates the PDC but in the PDC the Worlds was won by Cross, the Matchplay by Taylor, TheCloD by Mensur, the Grand Prix by Gurney, Durrant according to one report i saw this week was the first player in history to win the Bob Potter cup, the Masters, the Finder and the Catas Trophy, problem is the catas trophy is only going 4 years, each year it gets worse.
This week saw the mutant cunt from the north east actually begging on camera for fans to turn up for the final.He came across as a pathetic slug.I have seen ISIS hostage videos with more charisma in them than this segment from Melted plastic face.
After he won the mickey mouse event in front of 8 people he then went on to despair about the bdo.Tough shit to the bells palsy cunt, who chose to stay in the BDO with his retarded "bdo4life" claim he made at bob's hotel last January.
One of the funniest tweet this week was this
Replying to @Duzza180
I was at the Everly brother's next door with residents from a care home saw u walk in from taxi and had no idea darts were on same night
In another interview wonky eye spoke how he was looking forward to playing PDC player Darius, even the clown john Gwynne sounded embarrassed.
That was one of Wonky Eye's followers on twitter and they had no clue the darts were on.
Somehow the milkmen giving out flyers is not cutting it , who would have thought that.
As for the final, it was fucking embarrassing, whatever cunt decided to push ahead with the event needs to be made chairman, they will be the right person for the job and kill of this organisation one and for all
Also a mention for the BDO website that were altering the averages during the Catas Trophy , like when Anca the Whale hit a 69 average and the BDO website bumped it up to 70.
Or the game when Bells Palsy fucker hit a 98 average, and verified on the bdo stream on youtube was suddenly bumped up to a 100 plus average.
Then the bdo can tamper with the averages, claim the place was busy, the darts were great, mention the key words like "family, loyalty etc" but the reality people simply dont give a flying fuck for their product no matter how they try hype it.
Check out this mental illness
How in the blue fuck did she "bravely" win a leg ?
How big was this army ? considering there was only about 8 people there when she stank up the place with her 62 average. The way they speak about her "disappointment" for not winning, are these people for real ?
It would have been a fucking miracle had she won a game never mind win a comp.
so up next for the BDO will be the political side to see which fuckwit gets to be the one to possibly kill of the BDO off. Surely no one can stop the ex waiter who publicly stated on a darts forum in the past he had no intention of taking over the bdo, from actually taking over the BDO.
The mental genius who pushed for the Catas Trophy which is gonna cost the BDO tens of thousands, the man who thought milkmen was the way to advertise in the 21st century. This promises to be yet another dose of live comedy.
Anyhow on to the proper darts org, the PDC.
The news the World Championships was going to 96 players was met with approval by everyone, except the mushrooms obviously, and possibly scousers who think they have a monopoly on that number.
Almost immediately the shrooms were moaning the PDC were giving a chance to more players.
The best part were the shrooms who were quick to cite how the BDO wont possibly allow the Munters enter the PDC qualifiers for the 2 spots open for women.
From a personal point of view I hope the bdo munters do not enter, its bad enough they stink up bobs hotel without them stinking up Ally Pally, however I can understand why they should enter, when each qualifier gets 7.5k, plus look at all the publicity they would get which of course would only be beneficial to them via sponsors. That is 500 quid less than what Poto got for winning the Catas Trophy, and should one of the munters get a handy tie with some oriental jobber and win the game she would get 15K, thats around the same as the Win mau Masters pays to the mens winner.
The munters cry and bitch about chances, wanting equality etc, so here is there chance, if they refuse it then the cunts need to keep the mouths shut for good.
I do however expect the BDO to show their pettiness and utter hypocrisy by not allowing the munters enter. The same bdo that has no problem allowing the likes of the Scottish dwarf Montgomery,the bearded prick Adams and Phantom of the Opera go cap in hand begging for the PDC coin in the Grand Slam of Darts for their yearly beatings.The bdo has no problem with the top men entering PDC ranking comps for the money.
Its about time the PDC fucked Gibraltar off and stopped running the euro tour there.
Yesterday there was only about 50 people there, ok it was doublr what the Catas Trophy got buteven worse were the qualifiers from gibraltar I saw. One was bad enough but 4 of these cunt is just too much, after watching 2 of them I could take no more and turned it off and went to the pub.
Hence the late entry this week.
There is probably a shitload of stuff I forgot to mention but to hungover to care, and for those simpleton cunts who contact me about spelling errors, I dont give a fuck about them either.
Friday, June 1, 2018
The BDO board should hang their heads in shame. Except they won't because they have no shame. This whole competition was done for ego...their ego.
Right away from the start the audio was atrocious, the camera was bouncing more than Anca Zilzstra on Pcp,. As for the crowd or lack off, I have seen more life in a Dignitas waiting room. The angle for the dartboard looked like it was falling of the wall. The scoreboard seemed to disappear every minute, and the commentary team were all over the place. Half of the finishes in the first few matches were not even seen such was the appalling spotting.
The PDC charge proper TV networks for the right to show their product, the BDO were whoring themselves out and even paid others to show their shit. ...but the real kicker is the money this event will cost the BDO.
The previous 2 versions of this Mickey mouse comp lost tens of thousands, and the BDO could lose over 80k on this event which in financial terms should have been cancelled long ago.
They say a picture is worth a 1000 words
IF the graphics , presentation, camera work, lack of crowd, spotting and lack of atmosphere were not bad enough then you had the substandard darts.
In just 3 evening sessions of this shit there was just ONE single game where both players averaged 95 or more.
Of course there was no 100 averages, who are we kidding.
There was NINE averages in the 70s....NINE...it gets worse.
There was SEVEN averages in the 60s...and this is supposedly a major
and even ONE who averaged in the 50s.
Truth be told those appalling stats did not surprise me, I expected it, just like I expected Bo Selecta to lose on TV Again...and sure enough she did with an average in the 60s.
I was told yesterday she did once win a game on TV, even though it was 4 years ago, she seemingly won the Northern Ireland Open with an average of....drumroll please...52.76.
I shit thee not, a 52 average won the Munters Northern Ireland Open. Her Opponent averaged 44 in the final....fucking 44.
And this ugly useless cunts think they are as good as the men. I know the men in the BDO are shit, but the munters take shit down to a whole new level.
Maybe the huge prizefund caused the players to panic and added untold pressure.
Afterall the munters were playing for a first prize of £3.000. It used to be £6,000 but the prize fund dropped when the BDO finances started to dwindle and sponsors wanted nothing to do with this shit.
As for the Men, they are playing for a first prize of £8.000, where 4 years ago it was £30,000 for the winner.
I wonder what the prize next year will be ? A book of raffle tickets, 4 warm pints of bitter, a voucher for a midweek stay at Bob Potters run down hotel.
To put things in prospective, the lowest paid comp on the PDC main tour is a UK open qualifier which pays 10k to the winner.
If this is to be Sue the Gash's last "hurrah" as BDO Chairman she is going out on a memorable note, all for the wrong reasons, though I do want to thank her, and her cunt of a husband and the rest of the old cretins on the board getting booted of the board, for the years of unintentional comedy they have provided us over the years. They will not be forgotten, they will be up there with Warren Brown, New Era, and the other moments of comedy gold.
But fear not, the next chapter of the BDO promises to be just as good. It seems a guy who thinks Milkmen with flyers is the way forward in the 21st century is destined to be the new BDO chairman...yes the same chubby ex waiter who once said on a public forum he had no intention of taking over the BDO looks set to be the next head of comedy.
The big question which will last longer , Him as chairman or the BDO funds.
Already I am looking forward to it to see the upcoming clusterfucks.
Anyhow on to proper darts and a properly run organisation, the PDC.
My biggest complaint about the World Cup is the winning team getting a spot in the Grand slam of Darts.
This most likely will benefit that diabetic lazy headshaking ex postman Barney.
Sick of the cunt Barney getting favoritism in the PL, undeserved wildcards for World Series events, when the lazy cunt wont even attend euro events or play floor comps.Now the sweaty bastard is going to piggyback a hunchback to a spot in the Grand Slam wghich will earn him more more ranking money.
If it were not for the World Cup last year he would not have made the Grand slam, would have won no ranking money, and quite possibly dependent on results might not have made the Dutch team this year. I cannot wait for him to slide down the rankings and fuck off like Colin Lloyd and Andy Hamilton.