I was going to award myself Knob of the Week for the criticism I gave Wade since he made the claim at the start of the year that he would be back in the top ten by the end of it, whilst he kept sliding down the ranking, I like many others wrote him off and happy to see I might be proven wrong, as he is now back up to #18, and a semi final win would take him to #14 and he only defends a first round loss in the Grand Prix, instead I am awarding it to Mardle who even by his abysmally low standards was utterly inept.
It was not solely because he picked Littler over MvG nor was it him picking Krusty over Gilding, but it was moronic statement after moronic statement.
He lectured viewers this week on what it takes to be a winner, how in the blue fuck would that jobber cunt know ? The imbecile has a trophy cabinet more barren than Dave Chisnall. I could understand John Part who looks like Bricktop's gay brother giving advice as he won proper majors, but Mardle ? Thursday night prior to the quarters he made the claim Wade is not a heavy scorer and does not hit enough 180s , and his scoring would not compete with Ross Smith, not only did Wade outscore Smudger, and win, he hit more maximums that night than anyone else, including Smudger, Humphries and Dimitri.
Prior to the Wade Smudger match he spent more time yapping about the second game which only reinforces my point how Wade and smudger most definitely are not in Twats porter clique.
Before the Aspinall Wade game we were told Aspinall was injured, despite him winning his previous game, Aspinall himself said he was fine, feeling ok, and did not need strapping, so forgive me if I take the word of Aspinall over Mardle who then said Aspinall was the underdog...yes the same Aspinall who was the seeded player, the world #5 and the reigning Matchplay champion , where as Wade was the then world #22, who barely got in to the Matchplay until the final event. When Wade went 4-1 Mardle went on and on about Asp being injured, when Aspinall came back and lead, gone was the injury and replaced with nonsense how he was a "fighter".
Mardle was not alone in being ignorant on the comms, the useless bint only hired because of tokenism told us Krusty was the first seed to go out, completely ignorant to the fact Noppert lost to Wade and was the first seed to go, guess that must have just slipped her vacant mind.
Then there was the love in for Bunting, I do not get it, what is the attraction ? Not only is he a mumbler, obese, but a scouse lover , I simply do not get it, but we all know he is in the Twat porter clique. Remember when the head shaking postman was hugging the fat fuck and demanding he be in the Premier League and then got invited. When Bunting played Joyce, Bunting got a promo, but Joyce did not...why ?
Then there is Smudger, another player certainly not in Porter's little clique, who like Wade gets shoved on evening sessions, gets less interviews and promos, who was superb against Rock and Price, remember how he won a European championships and it was not enough for the Premier League selection, but amazingly the following year when Krusty won, it was then important....go figure.
We all know comms have been abysmal for a long time, so much so I even miss Rod Harrington who at the time seemed dull but compared to Mardle he was superb. The frightening part is comms are getting worse, and the bias toward a select group of players, which by no coincidence seems to be the same players that get all the preferential treatment when it comes to PL and world Series selection. James Wade tried to allude to this in an interview following his win over Noppert, and it was evident what he meant to anyone who has not got pissed on Twat Porters kool-aid.
Rob Cross and Gian van Veen was the game of the first round but comms rarely mentioned it afterwards, but Cross is not in the clique either, he is another player like smudger who won a European Championships but never got a PL call up. Comms would rather harp on about a single leg like Babs 9 darter than a entire good game, then Babs is in their little clique, the plus side of him winning was it pushed Krusty down to world #12 at the time. Cross's game in round was possibly the best match of the round, again, but comms did not give him the same treatment as they give their favourites, then like Smudger, he too won a European Championship and was not picked for the PL a few months later....anyone sensing a pattern yet ?
I generally have no issue with players in the clique, but with the PDC and their favouritism and selection for the Premier League, and this is another of many reasons why the Premier League is not a major, along with it being rightfully non ranking and invitational.
Now that Krusty went out early, what are the odds because the potbellied Englishman and wannabe Scot sells merch he will be back in next years PL despite finishing bottom for the last 2 years. I can picture it now, Twat Porter giving him an invite, calling it his retirement tour or other such nonsense just like they did for Barney when that sweaty miserable cunt was getting undeserved invite after invite.
The Grand Prix which wont be long until that is upon will see Aspinall defending 60k for his runners up spot, and Wright defending a semi final and 40k. It does not look good for either with Aspinall "injured" and Wright throwing dog shit. Price defends 40k and hunchback defending 120k and it looks like no one is bothering Humphries and the top spot for a long while yet.
Aspinall also defends a runners up spot in the slam.He wont be world #5 much longer. The changing of the guard, will see the likes of Cross reclaim lost ground, Smudger making giant strides, hopefully Wade get back in the top 10. I see Dirk, Noppert, Cullen and possibly Dimitri all dropping soon after they all had their solitary "premier event" win and did fuck all else.
Friday night action was the first night I missed, as i had no interest in watching MvG dumping out Gilding, but seems Cross was shocking on his doubles.
So there are 4 players left, the world #1. #2. #3 and #18. I think Humphries wins it, beating Bellyboy in the final.
LUKE LITTLER
We sadly now live in a world where entitled little young cunts think if they shout long enough and hard enough the simple thing of the truth does not matter anymore. I saw a report of a professor in the USA being called a racist for daring to correct the grammar of a black student, another of a doctor accused of fat shaming because he told an obese patient to lose weight. If you point out the simple truth of biology to a man in a dress you get called transphobic. Luke littler was a child when his girlfriend was an adult, surely if equality exists should she not be classed as a pedo, if the roles were reversed there would be outcry. But alas, Luke is single again, after all he has all the physical qualities any lady looks for in a partner, Short, Fat, a receding hairline, a smoker, lives on fast food, does not get up til the crack of noon and prime candidate for an early banger.......oh wait, scrap that he got a decent bank balance, I am sure the gold diggers will be on him like flies on shit. Maybe Barney's missus might have a friend.
It may explain Littler's recent poor performances in the recent players championships, and strop over losing to MvG in the Matchplay.
Seems Littler broke up with her because all his traveling would not be good for the relationship, of course if he did love her he could afford to bring her with him, look how Krusty cannot even cross the road for a burger and his wife is with him.
