KNOB OF THE WEEK
Modus gets the award this week for yet another week of their clickbait shit and absolute ignorance. We were told there was back to back 9 darters during the week, except that was obviously not true, as it was one in each game. But why let the truth get in the way of them and their lies.
Then to compound their arrogance and ignorance they choose the following morning to interview Robert Thornton, and ask him about the amazing 2 nine darters in one day. The same Robert Thornton who was part of a game in the PDC where he and James Wade not only had 2 nine darters in a single game of theirs, but did 9 darters with a double start and bull finish and the defective gimpy maggot cunt Joey Deacon could not even acknowledge it.That was either deliberate which shows what a defective cunt he is, or he simply has the memory of a goldfish when he interviewed "Wobert Tawnton" as he calls him with his speech impediment and inability to pronounced the most basic letters of the alphabet.I cannot wait until "Wobbie Gween wocks up to play". Paul Hogan played this week and unlike Deacon he could pronounce the words, even if it took an age to get them out of his mouth.
Lets be honest when washed up players, failed q-schoolers, county jobbers and the likes of Lee Cocks are hitting 9 darters they are not that important or special. They never were, they are so prolific now it takes one of significant difference to even interest me. Look at the reaction of James Wade for example when he hit one against Bunting in the World Championships, not a single fuck given.I prefer a good game than one good leg followed by a load of dross. Modus did not hype the legs that went over 21 darts did they ?
Last week they called the tattooed man in a bra wearing lipstick a "superstar". How fucking deluded are these people, not even the elite in the PDC are superstars, this week they trotted out the same "Superstar" clickbait for the player I presume was Jordan Matthews. Its beyond ridiculous now. In one leg Matthews hit 2 treble 20 and when the third landed in the bed all 3 fell out, and in his next visit hit another max and 2 fell out.....and still won the leg in 23 darts.
The " Superstar" had averages of 74, 71, 70, 67, 71, 80, 67and 69 and finished bottom of the table ...guess Superstar must have a different meaning in grim Portsmouth. No one in the entire line up was or ever will be a superstar.
I think Modus serves a purpose, its organized,and at times I really enjoy it, even if Nicholson, Mitchell, Murphy and Deacon are abysmal, they make Thunder Thighs turner almost palatable, and Glen Durrant is probably their best on the comms. but the hyperbole, bullshit, and following clickbait is off the hook, and like the PDC unfortunately they too are no strangers for favouritism, inviting the same people back time and time again whilst better players who did more in the past are forced to go through qualifiers.
For example Lee Cocks I read had 11 previous appearances and failed every single time to reach the Saturday night, and only won group A after Thornton and others blew match winning darts against him multiple times. It was not that cocks was solid throughout but he choked the least.
Maybe if the idiot running their twitter site was as quick to work on their own official website, maybe, just maybe it would not have the layout from last year still there as they still have Klaasen on the front page winning an event from over a year ago as "latest news"....fucking clowns
THE MATCHPLAY
Gerwyn Price v Daryl Gurney - Anything other than a Price win would and should be considered an upset
Jonny
Clayton v Raymond van Barneveld- I saw Phil Taylor picked Holland's
most miserable cunt to win, but think Clayton should have enough.
Luke Humphries v Ricardo Pietreczko - No fear of an upset, hope the arrogant teutonic prick gets tore a new one
Nathan
Aspinall v Luke Woodhouse - If there is going to be a shock on opening
night I think it could be this one, should be close.
Ross Smith v
Josh Rock - This is another tasty tie that is tough to call, Smudger
has won a PC lately and Rock did well at the world Cup.
Danny Noppert
v James Wade - Noppert has already dropped 4 places in the rankings and
needs the win as much as Wade, fancy this to be very close.
Dimitri Van den Bergh v Martin Schindler- Would love to se the German spacehopper win this but Babs should prove too strong
Stephen Bunting v Ryan Joyce - Joyce is shit on TV and cannot see his TV appearances improving
Rob Cross v Gian van Veen - Gian is a fast player and Cross has a slow pace which should disrupt Gian
Joe Cullen v Brendan Dolan - As poor as Cullen has been lately, he should have more than enough for Dolan
Peter
Wright v Andrew Gilding - 2 out of form boring players and as boring as
this might be, still expect Wright to come through easily
Dave
Chisnall v Krzysztof Ratajski - The polaks name in scrabble is a higher
number than Chizzy's IQ and even though he is a TV choker, I think
Chizzy wins this easily enough
Damon Heta v Ryan Searle - The
scruffy cheating window cleaner is erratic and if he plays his A-game,
he is well capable of dumping out Cabbage
Michael Smith v Gary Anderson - another 50/50 game but think Ando might sneak it,
Michael van Gerwen v Luke Littler - Think the ugly fat cunt will win this....oh wait...the younger ugly fat cunt.
Chris
Dobey v Ritchie Edhouse - I like both players and Dobey should win but
heart prefers Edhouse won, he has been having a great few months.
As for the time schedule changes, England can fuck off, without doubt the most boring team in the history of the game
Not
only did they get the easiest group and draws, but were even lucky to
win them with the aid of a corrupt ref, spot kicks, a cheating spurs
prick who acted like his foot had been amputated but was perfectly ok
seconds later to take the unwarranted penalty
Yes I know there are
decent English people who can see the reality the rest of the world sees
but sadly you have those inbred pleb scum that support that shower of
cheating cunts singing shit like "its coming home", there are grandad
and grandmothers alive today who were not even fucking born when England
last and only time took a trophy back "home".
Add in said scum
acting like maggots, causing trouble is it a wonder the decent English
people feel ashamed of their own fans, their boring team, their
delusional media, and the attempted brainwashing agenda.
I never had
an issue with the England team over the last number of decades but even I
and many former neutral fans are sick of the sight of them and their
scumbag fans, poxy draws, and blatant luck and ref decisions
I
will sooner watch an Englishman who pretends to be Scottish , dressed up
like a fucking clown, with a belly inflated from fast food and drink
whilst pretending he is a vegetarian, taking on a guy who looks like
Selwyn Froggatt and has teeth like a burnt fence who still has his
mother polishing his doc martins. 2 out of form players, which we know
will be slow as fuck and still more exciting than any England match. If
the session does end before the England game which is what the PDC hope I
still wont be arsed watching it unless its on in the pub which is
unlikely in my local.
Nice of Twat Porter to allow England jerseys to be worn by simpletons in the crowd, be interesting if a lad in a Spanish jersey rocks up.
CDC
Another weekend of this also,2 events on the Saturday, one starting at around 4 o clock our time and the second event late on the Saturday.always worth a watch .
Thomas Seyler the German player who played in a number of PDC World Championships, a World Cup and some Euro tours died at the age of only 49 on Thursday after some illness after being in hospital for under 2 week. R.I.P.
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