KNOB OF THE WEEK
Every time this fat mumbling deluded dickspash opens his mouth I think he cannot make a bigger idiot of himself, but he continues to prove me wrong, and spout yet more ridiculous notions.
Here is a guy who is only in his 30s who looks like a banger is a cert before he hits 45, can barely walk normally and his face so bloated he lacks the ability to open his mouth properly to pronounce the few words in his limited vocabulary, and that beard of his wont disguise the fact he has more chins than a chinese phonebook. His latest rambling of delusion concerned an interview he did this week where he compared himself to an olympic walker. I shit thee not. This clown thinks Darts should be in the olympics.He claims he could swim 50 meters in 70 seconds, but I guess when you are a whale you do have an advantage.
The article is HERE
Darts is not a sport, how can it be ? Its a game, a great game, with decent money for those able to master it well , its no more a "sport" than snooker or chess etc.. Phil Taylor was winning world titles in his 50s. Simon Whitlock broke a bone in his leg, and with just 3 weeks practice reached the World semi final with his leg in a cast. He will be telling us Andy Fordham was an athlete, or the little welsh taffy prick who also drank himself to death the cranky Alan Evans was an athlete. I know there will be some moron claim there are other stupid events in the Olympics, and that is true, but adding another only lessens the Olympics more, and suppose it ever did happen, would it not be WDF players since they are supposedly the governing body of the game ?
Imagine Jame Hurrell or whatever so called "top English players" there are stinking up the event. As for Bellyboy, the only Olympics he should be in are the fucking special olympics.
MODUS
I watched a lot of the Champions weeks, and yes there was some poor games but overall a decent champion of champions week, and Luke Littler was deserving of the win and the best player in the event, but it was a dog shit final, which Modus posted on you tube as "The Greatest Champions Week Final". Littler won with a miserable 86 average against the teapot Colin Osborne who threw a 77 average. If that was the greatest Champions week final how bad were the previous ones then ?
The line up this week was appalling, even by Modus standard, Ryan De Vreede is one of the worst chokers I have ever seen, some old cunt who dresses like Krusty Peter Wright but without ability, Wayne Jones for christ's sake, and a guy that looked like a rat in Tommy Morris who jumped around like a shaved jack Russell on pcp. Games were won by guys with averages in the 60s...60s. I felt ashamed for watching what little I did of it.
PDC
Another week of non ranking glorified exbos with some shit from Australia, and the only game I caught was the Shitlock and Aspinall game which was entertaining to see the stuttering Aspinall fold under the crowd noise. The same Aspinall who were are told over and over how he is a fighter, yet was 5-2 up on Cross in the previous World Series to Rob Cross and lost. I cannot wait for proper ranking darts to return, sick of jobbers on the challenge tour, glorified exbos, munters shit, and pub players stinking out modus, even the yank darts I watched tonight live was better than most. At this point the upcoming PDC players championships will feel important.
