KNOB OF THE WEEK
Isn't amazing how all those morons who throughout the years would hype up the BDO and WDF and claim that the Lakeshite shit were valid World Championships would suddenly make excuses when these supposed "World Champions" would rock up at events like the Grand Slam for example and get their arse handed to them.
If this WDF make believe World championships is indeed a continuation of the trophy that Wayne Warren won, as did Parasite Adams, Goldfish mouth Kist, headshaker Barney and every other cunt that won that second trophy passing itself off as a World title since the split in the game, how come the current make believe World Champion is so shit when he has to face ex pdc players ? Remember that the title Barney and Adams won , the trophy mushrooms would have you believe is a proper "World Championships" is the same trophy under the same organisation that Wayne Warren won, and the one that Duff seemingly holds now. You cannot claim Barneys "world Titles " are legit cos if you do you must therefore count Wayne Warren's one.
This week Neil Duff rocked up to Modus on the Thursday night, and in his first game played a guy who was not good enough to hold on to his tourcard in Steve West, a player that failed to ever win a PDC comp and is waiting for a hip operation. West battered Duff 4 zip. Let the excuses begin I thought.
In Duff's second game he was up against a 16 year old kid, surely not a problem for the so called World Champion right ? Wrong, the child buried him 4-0. Now it was going to be even harder for mushrooms to defend this.
In Duffs 3rd game he was up against another ex PDC players who could not hold on to his tour card, surely the WDF World Champion would have no difficulty this time against Colin Osborne , but alas, he was mauled 4-0 yet again. Mushrooms were silent at this stage.
Duff had one game left that night to salvage some pride and Danny Lauby missed double 12 to make it 4 consecutive whitewashes for him on the night. Duff finally in his 16th leg of the night managed to win a leg, but it made no difference, as he lost that game too.
4 straight defeats in a row for the "World Champion" Could you imagine the real World Champion Bellyboy rocking up to this and losing like this ?
Of course not, because no one with a functioning brain considers Duff a genuine world Champion, nor Wayne Warren, or Kist, or that spineless parasite Adams, or any single player that has ever won a post split BDO/WDF make believe world championships.
Modus is a far superior standard to the WDF. I genuinely believe this. In fact the ADC is probably better than the WDF these days.Still I am sure stating facts will upset someone.
For those curious I did indeed watch Modus this week, what with it being the champion of Champions week so a decent line up for the most part, if you exlude Duff, Eidams etc. It made for a decent watch in the Monday to Wednesday evenings fast forwarding all the shit talk and adverts. I had a day off on Thursday and decided to watch it live, but had to quit after one game, as the adverts were a complete joke and watched it on youtube later that evening, and then watched the Thursday night and Friday afternoon sessions on fast forward Friday afternoon.
I know some mushrooms will claim it was just a bad day for him and it happens, but he suffered another 4-0 drubbing on the Friday night to Steve West again, and a mauling of Luke Littler to go with that and he failed to get out of a group of 5 where 3 would qualify from. He finished bottom in the group. Tell me again how this guy is a "world champion".
Now that the whole Modus thing starts again, watch how many times the likes of parasite Adams, Pinocchio, and Duff get invites whilst other players have to qualify.
Not to be selective I have to mention how the Belgian twink Barbara van den Bergh jobbed to some nobody in the World Series glorified exbo, and even worse was how Krusty lost to some guy called Tata, who in one leg with 120 left hit treble 20, missed the board on his second dart and hit treble 20 on his 3rd dart and broke his score,,,and still won the leg...and the match
Here is the difference, the World Series is a glorified exbo a jaunt to the southern hemisphere for pennies for the elite players, but the champion of champions in the modus is one of the biggest pay days in amatuer darts, Outside the WDF comp that they hilariously call a World championships, is there a bigger pay day in amatuer darts ? If there is I dont now, such is its insignificance.
There was a documentary this week with Wayne Mardle where he was looking back on times in his career, from his commentary to his ignorant interview on a dutch TV which showed the true cunt he is, and I took a look at it, and in the show or the part of it I saw via PDC twitter he made a statement
and at 5 minutes in, he claims that "you wouldn't know I was a darts player from walking around my house"....I proceeded to say aloud of course not, ya jobber, ya got fuckall trophies to display, you won nothing of note....ever to show off. Of course Dan Dawson who looks like he dresses himself from from the remnants of some clothing parcel for refugees never picked up on it.
Lastly I did a photoshop this week or Luke Littler cross with Adolf Hitler, mainly because they have the same hairstyle, and obviously a play on the name, and sure enough there was no shortage of people upset, but even worse was those get upset on behalf of others, Lukes sister , who is obviously devoid of any sense of humour started throwing around the name "nonce". You can knock the photoshop, hate me or whatever but when that is your only recourse to something done for fun, it says more about them. I was just surprised there were no threats, because that is the mindset for people like that, and the assholes that suck up to her to curry favour
Here is the pic.
and for all those who have had delicate little feelings hurt, who count the spelling mistakes, cry about the photoshop, defend the wdf shit, do whatever ye like, but thanks for reading and discussing me.
