Justin Credible Darts

 KNOB OF THE WEEK

Delusional Keith Dellers mental breakdown was cringey but entertaining . No one denies he won a deserved World title, at a time when the game was unified and he beat not just the world #1 in Bristow, but the world #2 and #3 in Jocky Wilson and John Lowe on his way to the title, and the newspapers used the headline "Killed Three", which is an anagram of his name. However he did not win a single other major in his career, and since then has being boring people to death with his incessant ramblings of his 138 checkout. After he won a game he started whining again, and one of his many complaints during the Senile shit was in an interview bemoaning pundits giving their predictions, its what pundits do ya short arse Napoleon complex suffering twat. I despise Nicholson and Murphy but that is what all pundits do. Even his son got involved on twitter making idiotic claims.

He never was in the top 32 for 20 plus years, and that's an outright lie, and Keith himself boasted how he "coached a player to a world title". If you are going to take credit for the work Lewis did, then by the same logic he has to take full responsibility for said player's dramatic fall from grace after he whored JackP&Ot for pittance on North Sea ferries to where a double World Champion is now at the stage where he cannot qualify for euro tours. Take credit for that douchebag !

QUESTIONS

1. In the John Part versus Darryl Fatton match, Part with 119 left went 25,T18 bull, was a sweet finish except he took out 129. The stupid ref called game shot, and then changed his mind. If the rule is that the ref calls game is that not game then ? How often have we seen players not hit a double and ref call game, as was the case for Ryan Searle, Phil Taylor and others down the years. I wonder if Part protested could he have claimed the leg ? It made no difference as Part returned and took out the 119 with the conventional 19, T20 Tops.


2. Why is the alcoholic bulldyke Trina Gulliver invited to the Senile Champions of champions that was announced during the Senile shit ? Is it cos she is a token munter ? If you were simply gonna pull that tokenism bullshit at least invite Ashton who is performing at a better level. What has Gulliver done other than boost the bar profits ? Or is it because she is also a rug muncher as well which licks  boxes...I mean ticks boxes ?


3. The stupid cunt doing the draw spoke about a seniors world cup and said "imagine an England team of Taylor and Adams". Why would Taylor and Adams represent England in some old farts pairs in a rip off of the PDC World Cup when English players like Howson and Painter have done more, got further and are higher ranked in this senile shit ? Do people today not question anything anymore and simply just lap up everything they are told ?

4. Why was the absolutely useless jobber cunt, and the biggest attention whore in the history of darts Scott Mitchell one of the favorites for the Senile World championships ? Lets look at his so called form. In the 2 years of having a tour card he won nothing. He failed to qualify for a single euro tour in those 2 years, let alone qualify for TV events like the Matchplay, Grand Prix etc. He is, was and will always be a complete jobber. He lost his tour card, and rocked up to Q-school and failed again. A history of abject failure. Even in the shitty BDO he won just one Bob Potter Cup that some useless cunt had to win regardless, and won nothing else. Seeing Thornton rip the fat cunt a new hole was a joyous thing.

5. Why would Robert Thornton ever consider doing q-school when he can rock up to this, collect £30k, pick up more coin winning the Senile Masters, turn up at the Modus Jobber Series, get paid for the day, win a week, pick up another £5k.

6. Why was Bobby George, who suffered back problems for years, and unable to straighten up forced to stand for the interviews ? Why the fuck can they not have 2 chairs in a studio like they did during the years the PDC used the venue. Not only would it be better for Bobby but from a visual standpoint it would look more professional. Having the poor bastard doubled over was a terrible look. On the topic of fucked up looking, what has Helen Chamberlain done to her face ? From now on I will be calling her Hells Bells Palsy.

7. Can someone explain to my why this new rule about the extra rough points being banned is going to take a year to implement in the PDC ?
It did not take a year to make up the new rules to ban Gerwyn Price's earphones, the rules were changed for that in no time.
Likewise look how the rules were suddenly made up and implemented  when the Honey monster battered Pinocchio in the munter Series and claimed the Ally Pally spot, the PDC only took a short time to change the rules to get the Human Pick Axe in.No fucking waiting a year then was there ?



Now on to the things I enjoyed this weekend in darts......not in any particular order.....

1. Seeing the fat farmer get tore a new hole 3-0 by Thornton. To quote the opening line from Endymion "A thing of beauty is a joy for ever".
Monday morning he was whoring himself out in the Modus Jobber Series on comms. So predictable, and it wont be long before Adams the spineless liar and Duff join Mitchell. How long before Modus start calling their shit a  World championships, seems some people will believe anything.

2. Watching that giggling prick, proven liar and spineless cunt Adams getting raped by a jobber yank 3-0. The obese racist Fatz will be annoyed in hell seeing his golden boy of England darts destroyed by not only a foreigner, but a black one. Stupid bastard was still giggling after his dry humping. I laughed also, as did Bobby George who also found it hilarious. Like Mitchell getting battered it was glorious.

3. The so called WDF "world champion" rocking up to an event of old cunts and jobbing. This was priceless.I saw this post on a forum which I liked. 

Its a valid point, could anyone see Taylor rock up and lose to the likes of Dave Whitcombe in the League of Legends back then throwing an average in the 80s whilst he was the reigning PDC champion ? Of course not, because he was a true World champion who had beaten the best in the World...the clue is in the word " World". Thornton and Duff are not world champions regardless of what the organizers of their respective comps might claim. Duff would not finish in the top 10 on the PDC challenge tour, never mind hold his own on the main PDC tour, and Thornton would not be winning that over 50 shit back to back if the likes of Peter Wright, Gary Anderson, Mervyn King, Simon Whitlock, Mensur Suljovic etc were in the field.

4. The Mushrooms unable to deal with the truth, and too emotionally stunted to accept they were wrong about their former heroes of Lakeshite were busy trying to cobble excuses together to account for the defeats of Spineless, Duff, Mitchell etc. There were no need for excuses, only the most ignorant and retarded people on this planets ever rated those glorified pub players in the first place because of a comp, that someone had to win, in a run down Salmonella centre. Even the most delusion kool aid drinking mental cripples are suddenly coming to realize those post split bdo jobbers were vastly over rated. When current WDF, and ex BDO  Chumps, turn up to get owned by a player not good enough to play in the top 128 of the PDC it shows how over rated they are. They can block me on twitter, change the topic, deflect the truth, or whatever tactic they choose, but the truth will always be the truth. If Duff is able to win the WDF shit at Lakeshite, but not able to win the senile shit it shows even the old farts tour is a tougher competition to win.

5. Hunchback MvG continuing his dismal run. His record in 2023
World Championships - Battered by Bellyboy
Bahrain Masters - Too upset to attend
Nordic Masters - Beaten by a guy dressed as a clown
Cazoo Masters - thrashed by Rob Cross and he started crying on media about Cross immediately afterwards.
Premier League Night #1 - Beaten by Dobey
Premier League Night #2 - Owned by Gerwyn Price
Players Championships #1 - Beaten last 128 by Geert Nentjes
Players Championships #2 Hammered by Brendan Dolan
Premier League Night #3 - Completely choked in a last leg decider against Aspinall
and has withdrawn from this weekends players championships

6. Seeing Darren Johnson, one of the thickest people in Yorkshire, and that is some achievement with the competition for that title, having the smirk wiped off his face by Phil Taylor who was even chucking rubbish himself. In that third set Taylor took out huge 161 to break, then started with a max and took the third set, after that Darren Jobber's hole fell out. I wonder if he still thought he was the main attraction in that match because he qualified and Taylor was only an invited player ?

7. Listening to Co Stompe and Roland Scholten on comms was a joy. Admitedly after listening to Nicholson all weekend the screams of angels being raped would sound pleasant in comparison. Unlike other insufferable cunts on comms these days like Pyke, Murphy, Dawson etc they at least played the game and came across quiet well.


OTHER SHIT

This cunt Pascal Rupprecht is the new German Justin Pipe....every single round his game is the last to finish. On Monday with him tied 5-5 with Kevin Burness, Sedlacek and Barney started and Sedlacek was 3-0 up and that cunt Rupprecht was still 5-5. Sadly the cunt won and meant another long delay. Faster this prick loses his tour card the better.

Watched this on the first few days as it included some players I like,or at least only watched the games where those players were involved like Conan Whitehead, a player you don't know what you get with him. If his opponent plays shit he gets dragged down, if his opponent plays well he raises his game, the other player is Colin Osborne, the best player to ever come out of Middlesbrough. Before any cross eyed halfwit suggests Durrant is or was better, both of them have one single "premier event" in the PDC, and Osborne's event contained the then top 31 in the world, not selected invited players like Durrant got, and Osborne beat a prime Phil Taylor in the final also. Osborne won more ranking titles in the PDC than Durrant which is another fact, and Osborne also made it in to the PDC oom top 10 something Durrant never did on the 2 year list, don't bother me with that bdo shit Durrant won, mickey mouse rubbish. In one of Osborne's games I saw him do something I only remember seeing a few  times in many years of watching darts, Osborne was on a finish, and after 3 darts, all of which landed in the board, he left himself no finish. For those curious, he left 170, then scored  treble one, single one , treble one to leave 163.

PRIZEMONEY

The PDC announced increases in multiple events, The UK Open got a boost, as did the euro tour, and of course in this day and age of woke tokenism the munters money was doubled.

The euro tour is almost comparable to the WDF Lakeshite muck now, that is if the WDF don't decrease the money for this year. If you look at the pic below you will see 40 of the 48 players in WDF shit will earn less than their counterparts in the Euro tour.

Then factor in the amount of euro tours per year, which for 2023 is scheduled to be 13 in total.
Also the 48 players in a euro tour are a vastly superior standard to anything you will see thread the pissed soaked floor boards in the run down hotel.


I see that Linda Duffy who is now an Associate Professor in Sports Psychology did an article where she gave her opinion on why women are not as good as men in the game and never will be. I am sure some prick somewhere will want to get offended on behalf of a munter but wont be able to play the sexist card now....LINK HERE

 

Tommy Thompon gave his opinion on why he thinks England darts get less entries compared to Scotland and Wales, remember this is the guy who asked what is the difference in walking down the street in a KKK uniform and wearing a burka

I did not watch the Premier league this week, was out gallivanting., but i am looking forward to this weekends players camps, proper ranking darts

Still I am sure I typed enough things to irritate people who complain non stop about me but always return every week to read and complain about me and repeat the process.

On one forum where they are so desperate for posts, an equally as desperate mod who has noting in his pathetic miserable life since a beaked nosed bint with tits like 2 fried eggs left his obese arse is using my account to make posts pretending to be me in the hope it will boost their dismal post count. no surprise really considering the thread about this blog on there is busier than the Senile world champs, PDC premier League, Scottish open threads etc all COMBINED.