KNOB OF THE WEEK
We have all heard and read how mushrooms rant on and on the PDC, how out of nothing but sheer spite and jealousy they like to find fault with everything, how the BDO, now WDF is the "official side of the game" as if this phrase mean a fucking thing to anyone who watches darts.
The mushrooms moaned about the Unicorn boards, how they were toy boards, and that is why is was so easy to hit 100 averages, yet when every begging cunt from the BDO went cap in hand to the Grand Slam they struggled on these so called "toy boards". How come the BDO beggar's did not clean up ? Personally I think Uncle Barry should have echoed the words of Olly Croft and said "we dont owe the players a living " to the beggars, who offered nothing.
There was even some mentally and physically cunt that even tried to use digital calipers to argue this point which was proven to be bullshit when others showed how the mutants experiment was skewed to say the least.
At this point some inbred chromosome imbalanced fuckwit will be scurrying to cry how Scott Waites won the event, the only player in the history of the BDO to do well and even then it took others to play below par and choke as Wade did in the final, and where is Mr potato Head now ? Slumming it in the lower levels of the PDC looking like a fucking crusty.
Then there was "the bubble is gonna bust", well that sure is taking a long time, and judging by the 8,000 that turned up in Dublin to watch a PDC event last night for what is nothing more than an invitational glorified exhibition it could take a bit longer as the prize money in the UK open increased, the Euro tour money increased, and the Munter series prize money doubled, I am gonna go out on a limb and say, the bubble does not look like bursting for a while.
The Mushrooms also love to complain about the fans. Its true a lot of them act like maggots, singing retarded chants, chucking beer around, at Ally Pally but when bitter little cunts fling out this shit how they are "not real fans. Yet look at those who are making this claim, sad bitter twisted mushrooms who never attend PDC event, and only ever watch the PDC on illegal streams and cry non stop about the PDC on forums, for those cunts who never paid a penny to criticize those that put their hand in their pocket is some level of zero self awareness.
However this PDC hatred, was not just confined to the ignorant BDO fans, but it included pub players, BDO officials, and even those who ran the shitty BDO. So to see Bo Selecta, husband to the horse braider who has a beard...in more was than one, that looks like it was drawn on, enter the muter Series in an effort to go seeking the PDC coin, she joins a long list of other sad bitter jobbers who all lost their imaginary principles and was soon rocking up to PDC events like the beggars they are.
Remember when that prostate holed spineless sack of shit Adams said in a tv interview how he would never play in an event run by Barry Hearn because of his imaginary principles ? I guess when his wife left him for a camera man, and Christ knows where she met him, certainly not at many bdo events , but when she left she must have took his principles with her, because soon after he was rocking up to the Grand Slam cap in hand begging for the PDC coin, and giggled his way to batterings. Remember how he would waffle on about "loyalty", where was that loyalty when he stabbed his so called best friend Olly in the back for his job and was even worse at it. Here is something you will never hear, a mushroom boasting , all the things he won before the split. because there was nothing. Zero.
Remember how Warty Montgomery, the BDO rule book fanatic would spout his illiterate musings about the PDC before he coughed up his money for Q-school, and him a Jock and you know how mean they are. Then there was the dead fat racist prick Fatz, who belittled those that were leaving for the PDC, or the stories from Judas Gregory who spoke how they encouraged him to come back to the BDO and when he returned got treated like shit., although he gets no sympathy from me.
The BDO is dead, thankfully, so now all that the mentally deranged mushrooms can do now is to try rewrite history or concoct the most elaborate fantasies of how some pub player that won a Bob Potter Cup like the gomey looking John Walton was the best player in the world that year and was better than Taylor, or Richie Burnett was better than Taylor, or the cross dressing alcoholic ex con Les Belly Wallace was better than Taylor.
When Gary Jobson or Tony O'Shite throw muck in modus or the seniors events, the excuse is its because they are now old, yet when spineless Adams spent well over a decade just trying to qualify for Lakeshite and failed, he needed the split to just get there, and then he had to wait another decade plus for everyone of note to leave so when he finally won a completely meaningless mickey mouse tin pot after quarter of a century...yes quarter of a century of dismal failure, suddenly the excuses was "he matured". How convenient, if they fail its old age, if they win its called maturing, and then they wonder why people laugh at the stupidity of these bdo simpletons.
Now these cross eyed halfwits have simply switched their adulation to the WDF, where every excuse is made to deflect from their stupidity, and lets be honest the WDF is just the BDO with a lick of paint, the same inbred parochial mentality is still rampant there in the rank and file.
I myself am very critical of the PDC in certain areas, and also of the DRA Nazi Party, but overall the game would be fucked at the top level if it were not for the PDC or more importantly the fans who turn up in their thousand to events, and mostly the founders of the WDC, which sadly a lot of those 14 players that risked it all are still not in the Hall of Fame and for that the PDC deserve ridicule. As said overall the good the PDC do far far outweigh the complaints, but you will never se those bitter mushrooms convey that.
So whenever I see some former PDC hating fucker coming cap in hand rocking up to a PDC event, I am gonna mention it.
Perhaps maybe I will be made to eat my words and Bo Selecta will rock up and hit huge averages.
Lets take a look at a video of all those times she won on tv
Watched this last night for the first time live, and Price fucked it away against MvG in the final after missing 7 match darts and by far the best player overall on the night. It was the first time he was a winner of any sort since last year. Bellyboy beat him in the Worlds, Cross battered him in the Masters and he cried afterwards about Cross, Sulked and never attended the Bahrain Masters, beaten by a fifty year old dressed like a clown in the Nordic Masters, lost in the previous 4 premier league nights, got beaten by Geert Nentjes and Brendan Dolan in the first 2 players champs, and sulked again and missed the next 2 players champs, and after one win last night ran his mouth like he was back to his best.
As for Price, his new tactic to stop the crowd booing him and hurting his feelings is the Krusty approach of wearing the color Red in Wales and Green in Ireland. Will he wear Brown in Brighton to appease the shit stabbers ?
And then there is the Englishman and pretend Jock, Krusty rooted to the bottom of the table. As much as I would love to see him slide down the rankings to where he is joining Thornton in that over 50s senile shit, thankfully this glorified exbo is not a ranking event....nor should it ever be.
As for other darts shit, I had a busy week and not kept up with much, but did watch the euro tour tonight, and poor old Fatpot Lewis never seems to catch a break, losing out to perennial clogger Beaton who averaged 106. It was good to see hypoglycemic postman beaten by Wade, and enjoyed his interview afterwards, but goes to show how much the game has changed when those two are playing in the first round, and promised to be 2 more great days of darts.
Of course the munters shit is on this weekend, and saw a tweet saying its the record number of entries, not that I will entertain the slightest notion of watching that shit, but will check the averages and scores afterwards for what promises to make for hilarious reading.
Saw none of this, but saw earlier today that Saturday's final night has 3 players so far, and 2 of which are players I enjoy watching in Klaasen and Lauby, so might take a watch of this after the proper darts of the PDC finishes tomorrow night.
That's it for tonight, go another 2 hectic weeks coming up,
