Friday, March 3, 2023

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

As most darts degenerate gamblers will be aware, old spineless got yet another invite back to the Modus again, despite his constant failings, who could have predicted that...oh wait, I did. He sure knows how to whore himself out these days, long gone are those imaginary principles of his, he will turn up anywhere now for coin like the true beggar he is, and don't even get me started on the allegations made about him on forums about match fixing in the past. He does not even play county anymore even,, since it don't pay just rocks up these days which seems like ever second or third week in modus to collect coin and finish last or second last in groups, which he did this week again. On Wednesday after 3 days he finished second bottom, were viewers expected to believe this cunt was somehow a ratings draw ? He came back on Thursday and Friday against even lesser players and got more hammerings of 4-0 and 4-1 and finished second last in the even weaker groups. When will the penny drop ? When it does watch the bearded prick bend to pick it up.

How do they select the players for this, there are far better players out there than this cunt, and not just ex tour card holders but even some WDF players, guess its all about favoritism. If they really wanted a washed up player that won real world championships they could give Taylor a ring. This cunt Adams will be back again , give it a fortnight

Last week I saw people rant how I never mentioned Pinocchio last week, they moan when I mention her, moan when I don't, so I will mention her this week. Remember how the cunt Dan Dawson who dresses like some fucker who just landed in Dover in a dinghy would tell us over and over how great Pinocchio was, and how she is the best female player in the world ? which was always an outright blatant lie which only the most mentally stunted people would lap up, so I posted this on twitter about her 2023 record in the PDC so far and this was the first reply

14 averages in the 70s or under,and another 14 in the 80s, mostly low 80s, she sure is having a lot of "off days".
As for her so called decent TV performances, lets have a look at some of them in the world Series where she was given invites she did not deserve
She averaged 73.84 when Maik Kuivenhoven battered live on TV.
She averaged 71.44 when Leonard Gates pummeled her 6-2 again on tv
or how about when she got beat by Gordon Mathers and she averaged 73.42
People are not buying the bullshit and the hype from clowns like Dawson, Sky, or the PDC anymore, it is quite clear when she averages under 90 she is not having an off day, as averages in the 70s and low 80s is her norm.
As for the best female player, she is 8th in the munter series after 4 events. If this was a bloke with those averages he would be called a jobber, and he sure as fuck would not have got the preferential treatment she has got. I know some muppet will say but they need to promote the munter's game, if so, then why not push the best munter players. Why leave out the players clearly better than her ? Is it because Beau a former World champion is too fat and not dyed blonde ? Is it because Ashton a multiple time world champion is too old ? Do they hate Japanese players who won multiple world titles also ? Surely if you are going to push the womens game you push their best players right ?  But no, they hype a player who has won zero world titles and is not even in the top 5 of the munter series, all because some lunatic at Matchroom Sport has a disturbing fetish for skinny flat chested dyed blondes who makes retarded claims how players bring their "A game" against her which was proven to be absolute bullshit.

Take a look at this clownshoe.
There are tourcard holders cheating on their wives, and in the premier league alone you have MvG who was mentioned in the tabloids trying to fuck some skank from Bradford whilst his then pregnant wife was sat at home, and another current Premier League player screwing around on his wife. The munter series is packed with lesbians, we have a caller who is openly queer, and I have no doubt a couple more players in the closet, and no one gives a flying fuck, so who gives a fiddlers fuck if some guy might have a BDSM dungeon ? BDSM is not my thing but its more normal that being queer and allowing some bloke fuck you in the ass. And before any woke prick cries about the word queer, ask yourself what does the Q stand for in LGBTQ. I bet this sexually repressed Bambi character is one of those people who would read stupid sex stories in rags like the old News of the world whilst complaining about deviant behaviour all the while secretly jacking off.
These repressed fuckers are trying to make anything different sexual wise is dirty, but remember sex is only dirty if its done right.
 
EURO TOUR
I was delighted to see Chizzy win the Baltic open euro tour, as that Luke Scumphries is one obnoxious and odious cunt. I was hoping after his defeat in the final the manic depressive was heading home to the nearest building suppliers yard to buy a length of rope. His amateur dramatics and posturing sicken me, his interviews nauseating, his delusions of grandeur would make for a great case study in extreme narcissism. This prick actually believes he is one of the very best. I have no problem with an arrogant cunt in darts if they were a top player who won proper Majors. That is why I loved Bristow, he was arrogant and proud of it but never tried to pretend he was a nice guy at the same time. This prick won a few euro tours, with many top players missing and he has the sense of entitlement that we saw in Bellyboy for a decade. He acts like he has won multiple majors and by fuck does he love the camera and the sound of his own voice.
 
UK OPEN
FA Cup of darts my hole. I am sick of them showing the players we could see every week in the premier league on the main stage, it would be one thing to watch Mickey gout Smith against another decent player, but we got him against that earring wearing mongoloid fuck who has one of the worst tv records in the history of PDC.  I was surprised they did not pull out that ridiculous promo for Ian Shite where they said he "thrives under pressure". Its like watching the FA Cup and they keep showing the league winners Man city constantly every round against some jobber team from the Vauxhall conference or whatever that shit is called these days. There were vastly better games they could have shown, Yes I can watch all the streams but that is not the point. We can watch Bellyboy and Vermin Price every Thursday in the glorified invitational exhibition roadshow, and now they are hogging the main stage in this.
That said been some belting matches. Speed jobber Vinnie lost from 9-5 up. Schindler came from 5-0 down to win 6-5, Krusty, Clayton, Aspinall, Scumphries and Rob Cross among the top players. winning 10-9 games. Wade and Ando was class, and Wade wont lose many more playing like that, and as for the lazy sulk Ando, it still has a quality game in him, which makes it all the more annoying he is so fucking lazy and liable to do a Chizzy and come out next game and do a 90 average..Roll on another great 2 days of quality darts
 
As for the Premier League, I am already bored by it, its on, I watch when I can but its like watching that meaningless modus shit, its just there.No amount of ridiculous hype will make it any better.

I am sure I have made more than enough comments this week to upset those who cry endlessly about me, and make no mistake they will be back again next week to do the same thing all over again.