Justin Credible Darts

 

 

The award goes to Paul Nicholson, a cunt who once wore sunglasses on stage, and called himself the Bad boy of Darts. I had face cloth's tougher than this cunt. A few defeats and a bit of criticism and his lucky run was over, his career spiraled downwards, where now he just spouts some of the most inane shit possible, and on comms speaks just for the sake of speaking no matter how ridiculous and retarded his comments are.

Before this shit even started this was a poster they released. Seriously look at the fucking state of this, its like something Tommy Thompson of the EDO or Des Selecta of the BDO would release.

THURSDAY AFTERNOON

The World Senile Darts Championships started with poor old Bobby George looking like death. First up was Mason against Jenkins and it was so quiet you could hear a fly fart and a phone vibrating belonging to a "fan" in the the tiny crowd put Jenkins off in the very first leg.I knew right this was going to be live comedy and it did not let me down. That retarded child like cunt Nicholson told us how fit the 50 year old Mason was as the camera then showed Mason and his potbelly like a lot of 50 plus men would have. Talk about bad timing.
Tony O'Shea who never won a thing of note in his entire life and only used Lakeshite as a front for a nine day bender on the piss was sat in the crowd from the very start horsing pints, what a shock. The prick Chris Murphy told us how Jenkins loves his antiques, which was apt considering who interviewed him after his win, the antique Hells bells Helen Chamberlain.

Next up was the ex con, alcoholic and Scottish cross dresser Les Wallace against Darry Fitton who once the game was over could join O'Shea on the piss for the weekend, and as they were introduced there was audio issues, anyone surprised ? Fatton claimed this could be the next great chapter in his career. I must have blinked and missed the first great chapter. The skirt wearing Wallace looked like he was due to give birth at any moment. It was Andy Fordham levels of gut.It was so bad even Darryl Fatton looked slim in comparison and made Mason look like an anorexic. How can a person allow themselves to get in to that fucking state ? I was not going to torture myself watching that shit and took the dogs for a walk. I got back.to see Fatton won with an average in the 70s.
It was after quarter to four before the third game of the afternoon session started between Howson and Cameron, where at this point the mentally stunted Nicholson was insufferable as he went on about wasps and wondering if Keegan Brown would turn up to watch his friend Howson. No you stupid cunt, Keegan Brown will be in Barnsley for the PDC players championships. Seemingly Cameron is not famous in Canada for winning a past seniors event. which seemed to surprise the maggot Nicholson. A lot of dart fans in the UK have no clue about him either, its not like he is some fucking superstar. Despite dominating the first 2 sets, it was 1-1
The other mental cripple on comms Chris Murphy told us no one has taken out 156 more in darts than Barney, despite that being complete bullshit, then Murphy has history of just making shit up and trying to pass it off as fact.We got told Cameron lives 13 hours away and Howson just 5 minutes away at which point Nicholson tried to explain, in a ridiculous convoluted way how long 5 minutes from your house means by rabbiting about playing darts in his local petrol station.Again speaking just for the sake of speaking. Of course this went all 5 sets, and despite both players being quick, there was 2 slow jobbers on next and it was ten to five.
Bobby George told us he knew nothing about Darren Johnson again. It was after 5 o clock, when Butler hit the double to take the first set, as that prick Nicholson was telling us the recent scores in American football. It was no surprise a game of jobbers yet again went all 5 sets and at quarter to 6 it went to sudden death after both missed match darts, with Johnson wrapping it up just minutes before 6 o clock.
 

THURSDAY EVENING

 
The evening session started with Painter against Baxter, and off I went to watch the PDC, and when I checked back after the first PL match ended, Painter was 2 sets up and 2 legs up and missed the bull for the match, but Painter got another 2 visits and wrapped it up. Then we had Ray Stubbs speak how the best players in the world over 50 were there at the Circus Tavern, which was an absolutely retarded claim, when at the very same time Peter Wright who is over 50 and playing at a level we will not see in this clusterfuck was playing on sky TV in the Premier League. After that we got the alcoholic bulldyke Gulliver against Denis Harbour...fuck that for a game of Indians I thought, back to the PDC glorified exbo I went and watched Krusty and Aspinall, and when it was over I returned to see this shit was only starting the second set with Trina averaging in the 60s, and sure enough, I went back to the glorified exbo, when I returned after the Price-Dobey game it was still on. Harbour eventually wrapped it up against Trina's mid 70s average.
Then we had that lying spineless prick Adams, so said fuck that and went and watched 2 other pricks of MvG and Barbara, at least they each have a spinal column. After watching 2 Premier League matches I returned and the spineless giggling liar was still throwing against Jobber Prins who had 71 left to make it 2 sets all, and the useless jobber missed the big 18 to get a dart at a double and out he went. Up next was the fat farmer and Q-school failure Scott Mitchell and who besides a clubfooted brummie, a cock swallowing aborigine and a pygmy with victim persecution complex would watch that cunt when MvG and Price were on the other channel. I was done with this shit for the night.

FRIDAY AFTERNOON

 
 Bob Andersonwas one of my favorites growing up, and after Bristow my favorite player, and I whilst I can understand every single player looking for a pay day, there is a sort of tragic feel to watch those you grew up watching struggle with age, loss of ability etc, and this was only compounded when Anderson lost to that scooty eyed cunt Jenkins. On the plus side I did not spend too long watching it and had the audio turned off whilst listening to some tunes. Likewise I had no idea of the standard of the Duff and Ashton game, and it was only when I turned it back on and saw Ashton was throwing for the set and she made it 2-2 in sets, on went the audio for the excuses, as the thought of Ashton sending Duff out was something many  many people wanted to see, but sadly it was not to be as Duff was lucky to beat her in a tie breaker, proving yet again how any pub jobber could be a reigning WDF "champion". The prick Nicholson compared this low standard shit to the PDC 2007 world final...let that sink in. At this point he was again saying anything in order to keep speaking, no matter how ridiculous it was.

Then we got some person who supposedly is famous, kissing Bobby Georges hole, I had to search a forum to find his name so I could google who this famous English celebrity was, such is his insignificance. This was absolute cringe. Then we got Tony O'Shea who managed to stop drinking for a bit to take on the invited Leonard Gates. From what I have seen in recent months there was no doubt in my mind Gates was winning this and sure enough it happened even if that prick Nicholson kept trying to make excuses and tell us how O'Shea has never got going.The guy is a choker and a jobber, always has been, in fact when people think of O'Shea they either think of his walk on song or him horsing down pints, it certainly is not his darts CV.

Nicholson went in to a rant on chalk in darts, he stated it was a 50:50 thing,either you love it or you don't, or you do not care, how in the blue fuck is that 50:50 ?  Seems Nicholson also thought Huntley looks like a kid, that laser eye surgery Nicholson got obviously did not work. As for Deller, he can go fuck himself, the little prick that killed Adrian Lewis's career when he whored him out on ferries for exbos. At 2-1 in sets, some scummy taff was clearly heard roaring out over and over and at one point was clearly heard shouting "c'mon ya cunt", Deller was one leg away from a 3-0 win in sets but once Huntley got the third set, it had 5 sets written all over it, it even went to a tie break. Huntley threw utter shit, and then would look left after each shit visit and give a look like he was upset with someone, you would think if he was going to blame anyone for his shit visits he should be blaming himself, he threw enough of them. It was an appalling standard. All I could think was, how bad were the guys Huntley beat to qualify for this. Deller won with a 75 average and proceeded to run his mouth in interviews slating Edgar and Nicholson, although to be fair, he was telling the truth. Duff will tear him a new one.

FRIDAY EVENING

This started with Part and Stompe and this was an even lower standard than the Huntley Deller game after 3 sets. Nicholson the twat told us Fat John Part spent the last 7 days getting ready for this, Part was in Cardiff the night before for the PDC Premier League. No surprise this went all 5 sets as well, with Part winning it with a 74 average. All I was thinking was, why did I not go to the pub. Next up was the second best player ever from Middlesbrough to play in the PDC in Glen Durrant taking on Dudbridge. I was hoping Durrant could get back to somewhere near the player he was, as my issue over Durrant was never really with him but his retarded fans who tried to  make him out to be vastly superior to what he was, based on Bob Potter tin pot cups. Even Durrant himself was more modest. Dudbridge started very well and despite giving Durrant chances to save the second set, Flash went 2 sets up and there was no way back. Dudbridge finished with near 95 average the best of the entire comp. ...according to betradar

Then it was Taylor against McGarry, in a game where I don't believe I ever cared less about a Taylor match. Even though he took the first set, he looked poor as he did last year. Nicholson was spouting so much shit even the prick Chris Murphy was getting sick to the teeth of him. McGarry missed 2 set darts, but still leveled the game with ease. As I said earlier how it is sort of tragic watching Bob Anderson kill his legacy, it is even worse for Taylor who was averaging 74, The same Taylor that won European championships with comp averages almost 40 points higher than that.

Taylor did up his game in set 3 but blew at least 9 set darts and McGarry broke and then held an he took the set for a 2-1 lead in sets,. and when McGarry broke right away it looked over, but Taylor fought back well and put 5 points on his average and in to to a 5th set like so many other games. McGarry missed tops for a 160 and the match and despite Taylor being 2 legs down not only took it to a tie breaker, but broke McGarry and when Taylor hit his first max throwing for the win McGarry was gone mentally. A finishing average of 82, he wont be doing much more.

Last on was Thornton against Scholten, and despite a 131 checkout from the Tripod, Thornton took the set quickly with a 96 average. He thankfully rattled through the second and third sets as well and wrapped it up 3 zip in quick time and a 93 average

DARREN JOHNSON 

He is one of the most ignorant and stupid cunts I have seen in ages.In an interview he complained about players who do nothing but got invites to the seniors world championships. Does this deluded mentally stunted halfwit somehow think it should be based on just qualifiers.?  Even by Yorkshire standards this guy is thick as pig shit. Does he think a qualifier like him is going to sell tickets for the event ? A fucking nobody who done nothing in the game nor ever will, even Bobby George claimed live on TV multiple times he never heard of him. Does he think those buying tickets to the event give one single fuck if Taylor played in any qualifiers ? What a bitter brain dead simpleton. Then in another interview decided to carry on his bitching by repeating yet again how McGarry will beat Taylor cos he clearly has an issue with those who got invites, those that done more in the game than he ever has, sold more tickets than he ever will, and earned far more money than he ever could. 

 

John Part is another that is looking a fucking disgrace these days with his rolls of flab, a great commentator but Jesus H fucking Christ, he has left himself go. Yet another fat tub of shit Bellyboy who wont live long enough to reach the age to play in the Senile Darts Tour beat Mr Entertainment himself Jonny the Pitpony 6-3, and looking at Bellyboy's face I thought the beetroot coloured prick was gonna have a banger there and then. Up next we got a player over the age of 50, who would currently wipe the floor  with the other over 50s battling it out in a make believe "World championships" on some lesser viewed channel. Wright in front of a crowd of thousands took out a sweet 156 and a 133 but struggled to play at the level of Chavspinall with a 105 plus average. Wright averaged almost 98 and was trounced. Then we got Vermin Price from the land of coal pits against the Pit Yakka Chris Dobey. if there was any Taffys smacking each other in the crowd then the cameras were making sure to not have it seen, and no images were appearing on twitter yet.

Despite staring well and have huge crowd support, Vermin missed lots of doubles and it nearly cost him but his scoring got him through and in a last leg decider threw a great leg to seal the win. Then we got the game between 2 cunts who have no problems fucking around off the oche, the twink and the Hunchback. After the twink missed double 16 to break for 5-5. Hunchback took the win. In the first semi final Asp and Bellyboy had multiple breaks of throw and big finishes and Asp missed the bull on 121 for the win and the new Andy Fordham took out 121 on the bull to save the match, but Asp took out 136 for the win and another 105 plus average.
In the other semi Price led 3-1, and 4-2 against Hunchback, despite MvG averaging 111 at the time. Hunchback missed 2 darts to break for 4-4 and Price went 5-3 as the Taffs booed the Dutch prick, but the rubber lipped prick from the land of Tulips held and then broke for 5-5, and was averaging 114 and throwing for the win, but he shat himself, even got 2 match darts and missed, and Price took the win despite averaging 14 points less. So Price and Asp in the final and for a glorified exbo it was a decent night of darts. When Price broke for 3-1 it looked like game over, Price missed tops for a 157 and a 6-2 win but did enough to se out the win.

DIOGO PORTELA

 Brazilian jobber Diogo Portela managed to upset countless assholes on twitter during the week, even though that is easy to do these days, he really riled them up when he posted a stupid joke about suicide, before attention seeking assholes went in to over drive crying like Diogo sent death threats to their families. The reaction by some of the cunts shows how sad a world we live in these days when stupid jokes can have people calling for you to be cancelled and try to destroy your livelihood. After he deleted the stupid joke he posted this.

Now before people whinge and cry about his English, just remember it is not his first language, and from what I have seen its no worse than the vast majority of Brits in the darts community who cannot speak or spell in their own language let alone a second language.
It's sad that cunts with nothing else in their pathetic miserable lives spend their time looking for shit to be offended over, sometimes on behalf of others so that that can pretend they are some moralistic cunts. Diogo said he lost sponsors, which is a sad state of affairs. For his sponsors to dump him over this shows they too are a bunch of ass sniveling bastards who need to be criticized.
I am sick of this culture of trying to shut people up because your little feelings are hurt. Amazing how these modern pricks who cry about free speech are the same people who have no problem trying to shut you down if they don't like what you say. They of course could have just ignored Portela's tweet, which begs the question why were they were following him ?, and if they were his friends or followers, what does that say about them that they would turn on him over a stupid joke.Take a look at this attention seeking prick and my reply which Portela liked.

You had Klaasen trying to groom a mentally retarded kid, Taylor groping two gold digging Scottish tramps, Warty Montgomery groping a pregnant woman live on tv, Adam Smith Neale accused of owing multiple people money, countless players cheating on heir wives or partners, and even a cunt who was jointly responsible for 2 people burning to death, but fuck that, they have no problem there, but lets get upset over a jobber without even a tour card making a stupid joke.

This is where most readers expect me to deride the Jobber Series, but not this week, because unlike most weeks where you have slow useless plodders like Dave Prins taking on crippled jobbers like Barrie Bates, where absolute woeful players can win games with an average in the 60s or even the 50s in some cases which has happened, or nauseating cunts like spineless Adams and Neil Duff stink up the venue with their countless opportunities, this week was the Champions of Champions where 10 of the 12 weekly winners took part so it as the best of the players there on merit, plus Scott Walters who narrowly missed out initially, and the old giggling prick Adams who was well out of his depth as usual and failed to make it to finals night obviously.
I watched the Champions of Champions finals when I got home late on Saturday night around 3am, maybe I was pissed, spiked, or suffered a blow to the head but I enjoyed it and was delighted to see the Guru Raymond Smith win it.
Sadly, now that its over, it is now back to start all over again where the absolute fodder of county players rock up and throw dog shit for the masochists and gamblers watching who want to torture themselves.

Roll on the proper PDC ranking darts this weekend, whilst my stalkers spend their  weekend crying about me on a dying forum, moaning about spelling errors, etc as I live rent free in heir heads. In fact the more they cry about me the more attention it brings to my blog, so carry on.