Christmas is not Christmas without the darts, we are told that year in year out, we are told about tradition etc, you know this romantic notion, do you know what was always tradition during the darts at Christmas ? Announcing the Premier League line up after the final, so imagine my shock this year when that cum guzzling cunt and effeminate geebag Matt Porter announced there was going to be no decision made after the final, what a surprise, a paranoid person might even believe these ass kissing, ego maniacal attention whores and suck ups were waiting to see if Pinocchio would win a tour card, after all they said in the past no player without a tour card could play in their non ranking glorified invitational exbo.
Here is my issue, what warrants a spot in this exbo ? surely with the money and exposure on offer, you would think the players who have provided so much, gave their time and effort to the PDC would see their rewards, yes its a glorified exbo, but the great pay day involved should be bestowed upon those who have contributed to making the PDC what it is, a form of a thank you for your year of entertainment, quality darts, time, effort etc...and of course the chance for these top players to show off their ability every Thursday night, and why these players are ranked so high and rated so highly....but fuck that eh ? Lets hang on to see if a over rated player wins a tour card, so what if said mediocre player is a MULTIPLE TIME Q-school failure, so what if she has never won a proper PDC ranking title let alone a tv title or god forbid an actual major like so many others have, no fuck that, lets wait and see if said mediocre q-school failure finally succeeds, and then possibly select her because her birth cert says female. Then Matt porter can stand there like a rentboy on the corner scratching his head wondering why people might have an issue with it..
Are these people so ignorant backward and retarded they cannot envisage that giving someone preferential treatment based solely on their gender is the very epitome of sexism ? The PDC was already Unisex. Suppose she wins a tour card, and is picked,and we get all the hype and publicity and the usual outright blatant lies where they try to brainwash people in to this myth, that its about Women's darts because the PDC care ? Do they fuck !They dont care about the munters game, they never have, if they cared why was tour card holder Ashton not picked before then ? Is it because she is old and a grandmother and looks like Myra Hindley ? Where was their "wanting to promote the womens game" then ? Where was it for the last decade ? I hate to break it to ye folks but they don't are about munters, they care about her, actually they don't for her much either deep down,what they care for really is the publicity that goes with her if she is picked, it would be an exercise in whoring themselves out for media attention which then leads to another issue. Suppose she is hyped like she was, prior to the Steve Beaton game, and was quietly forgotten about when she lost, what happens if she gets battered every week, how exactly would the mass audience watching the worlds best female player getting murdered every week actually help the women's game ? If anything it would only compound in peoples mind the gulf between the genders surely. ?
Suppose she don't get murdered and wins a couple of games in an exbo, what then ? Are we really expected to believe suddenly women who never were good enough are suddenly over night going to be on a par with men ?
How come Suzuki, Ashton, Gulliver, Dobromyslova and others who have dominated the womens game in the past years have not been on a par with men ? It is because they are not good enough, yes they would beat the guy in my local, but the top women are not on a par with the top men and never will be in my lifetime.
It is not sexist to admit they are not good enough, its a fact. Would seeing Pinocchio encourage more girls to play ? possibly, but so what. watching Eric Bristow play encouraged myself and one of my brothers to take up the game, and we are shit, wanting to be good at something and having the talent to be good at something are two completely different things.
As for Pinocchio herself, I don't blame her if she picked, she is right to take it, milk it for all its worth, build her brand and make a heap of cash, good luck to her, but this PDC bullshit that it is about the womens game, is them trying to insult my intelligence, and this preferential treatment based on gender which is sexism does not sit well with many. I also suspect many players who were hoping to get the spot (should she be picked) wont be happy either, and rightfully so.
What happens if she fails to get a tourcard ? Will the PL announcement of the line wait til after Q-school ? Will they break their own rules ?
Remember Phil Taylor, whether you liked him or not, was the guy that helped build the PDC, the guy along with 15 others stood up to that cunt Olly croft and risked his financial future for the PDC was told he could not be a contender in the PL cos he had no tour card, then the following year along comes Pinocchio without a tour card to play as a contender, out the window went the PDC rules... so if he can be cast aside like that, what makes Pinocchio ok to be picked, because she is a woman ? Is that not sexist ? But what really insults my intelligence is Matt Port using covid as an excuse. I certainly can accept covid will play a part in arranging venues, sorting dates, and all the organising details, but it would have absolutely no bearing on the players being selected. How exactly has covid stopped them from making a decision on the selection....it dont, it was a pathetic excuse, that only an idiot would buy.
Sadly your average darts fan is a fucking mongoloid cunt and thick as pighit, who will lap up what he is told, they are devoid of any independent thought, told what to think , how to react, and totally conditioned. Take this missing link for example, who tried to validate Pinocchio's first round defeat.
KNOB OF THE WEEK
I was going to give Matt Porter Knob
of the Week, but the world championship, a proper bonafide ranking Major
takes precedent over some non ranking glorified invitational exbo, so
step forward Bellyboy. All is not lost, you won something of note this
week.
I saw across social media and forums people saying "he did not
choke" and use the excuse that Krusty played so well it could not have
been a choke, so allow me to dispel this nonsense and provide my reason
why I and countless others know it was a choke.
So let deal in
actual facts. At 5-4 up in sets, and 2-0 up in legs, he had the darts at
least twice more in the set to take said set.
On throw in the first leg to win the set he hit scores of 44 and 50 which allowed Krusty to break
With Krusty throwing Bellyboy hit 3 scores under a hundred including a 59
Throwing
AGAIN for the set, he hit 3 scores under a hundred including a 58 and
deservedly lost the set, as his scoring went to shit.....a sign of
choking.
Still not convinced ?
Ok then, In the next set, #11 where Krusty had the darts, I admit he did nothing wrong in leg one and was blown away.
On throw in leg 2 he hit 2 scores under a hundred including a 58, and still got a dart to break, and choked on it, lost the leg.
Leg
3, he hit another poor score of 57, and still had a dart for the leg,
and missed.....he lost the set 3-0. That was now SIX legs on the trot he
lost and in the set he had darts to win 2 legs and lost both.
On to Set 12, where Bellyboy would have the darts in at least 2 legs.
Leg
1. Gets a dart to hold throw, all be it on the bull, he missed, Krusty
did not miss the bull....Bellyboy lost the leg, his third leg on throw
he lost in a row.
Leg 2. Bellyboy, shaking his head, hit scores of 60, 57,...lost the leg.....his 8th leg in a row he lost.......choking.
Leg 3. On throw Bellyboy opened with 42, but still won that leg, which would be his only leg in the last 10 legs of the match.
Leg 4. To save the match he needed something special and hit scores of 85 and 38, ...yes 38 whilst trying o save the match
Some more facts: He lost 9 of the last 10 legs, and in 4 of those 9 he had the throw, and in 3 of them had darts to win them legs....and lost them
It was not just his doubles that went to shit, so did his scoring.
The final lasted a total of 50 legs. In the first 40 legs, Bellyboy hit 22 maximums however in the last 10 legs, Bellyboy hit 2 maximums. You don't need a calculator to see his maximum hitting ratio took a nose dive when the pressure came on.When
your scoring that you had all game suddenly disappears under pressure,
and you are missing doubles to win legs, I think it is safe to say, that
is choking. Before anyone says I am angry because he choked, or I lost
some imaginary bet, or use whatever defensive ploy, let me make this
very clear, I am not one bit surprised he choked, in fact I am glad he did and proved me right yet again, it was only a matter
of time, his game against Wade showed his frailties, and if Peter Wright
was not chucking so much shit himself at 2-0 up, he could have romped
home.
Even at 5-4 up I and others on a darts forum said if Krusty wakes up he will still win as Bellyboy would fold, and it happened, and no one was surprised. He is a great player, a fantastic scorer but has the spinal column of a jellyfish and the mindset of a player expecting to lose. When he lost, he walked right over to the losers area, it was like it was second nature to him to go there and assume the position, before doing a 180...in degrees, not scoring... to face the wall and cry. I had tears in my eyes too at this stage....tears of fucking laughter.
Do you know what the saddest part was in the final, all the
morons out there who thought he was going to win because that idiot
Mardle said he would...even John Part was caught up in the hype, so much
so even people I thought were sensible were starting to believe he was
going to win. At 5-4 to Bellyboy I will admit I was starting to wonder if Krusty would wake up in time and beat the fat cunt who would always buckle., and he came good as expected.
It was like when Ian Shite was 3-0 on Ando, you just
knew it was never over, because of the mentality of Ian Shite, it was
the same here..
I might have had some sympathy for him, if the
fat cunt was not such an entitled prick with an ego as big as his own
carcass. I can understand ego, entitlement,etc from players that won
things like Bristow, Taylor, MVG, etc, but from a serial loser, without a
single trophy of note in his entire career...get ta fuck. I am delighted he lost, and the excuses from the experts , where not one of them had the testicles, to tell the truth and say what every person watching at home or in the pub thought, bellboy is a choker.
I almost forgot, did anyone else see the fucking state of his eyebrows ? I understand maintaining them but his looked like those of a transvestite or ladyboy
It was so predictable he lost I have given up making Bellyboy choke pics, empty trophy cabinet pics etc, there are countless others in my pics section, As for Peter Wright,a deserving champion which pleased the crowd, they love seeing one of their own English countrymen lifting the pot. It was a fantastic competition.......I summed up most of it in this pic,
I saw via a forum that Mardle was boasting about the number of people he blocked on twitter, surely that is not something to be proud of but shows how man people he is incapable of debating with, then blocking people is what almost all those insecure cunts do, why do you think Mardle, Nicholson, etc all the way down to the obese bottom feeders like Phil Hippo Barrs have me blocked without me engaging with them ? It is because they know I would bury them with logic, truth , facts, I do not have to tow some party line, they could not handle someone with independent thought who has not been indoctrinated. Here is what the spaz Mardle posted
Guess that tour card that will get you free entry in to all players championships, euro tour qualifiers, UK open qualifiers, Grand Slam and World Championship qualifiers, on a tour worth millions cannot compare to the bdo ranking points , those points you have to travel to the shit holes of Europe to get in order to play in a yearly piss up. Mushrooms know best, the same mushrooms who saw the bdo dying, and did they put their hand in their pocket to purchase tickets to the events they claim to love ?
did they fuck !, they watched it die, and unlike I and others who laughed and welcomed the death of the BDO, these inbreds, kept on trying to convince people they were bdo fans,....priceless.
QUARTER FINALS
205. New Years day kicked of with the quarter finals, normally the greatest day in darts with 4 top quality affairs.
206. Wade lost his previous 7 matches against king, even though this was their first meeting in the worlds.
207. King started with an 11 darter, Wade was nowhere in the set, but somehow it went 5 legs and wade missed a set dart on the bull for 161. king missed set darts and Wade took the set with a 82 average almost 12 less than King
208. Set 2 started with 4 breaks of throw, and Wade held to take the set to lead 2-0 averaging a mere 86. Set 3 Wade broke and held, and held again to go 3-0 in sets.
209. Set 4, Wade had the darts, and King blew 2 darts to break, and it went all 5 legs and Wade held with ease for 4-0
210. There was crying across social media how shit the game was, and it was shit, but why would Wade care or want it to change when it was going great for him.
211. Set 5 King missed 5 to hold and Wade broke, and Wade held to move a leg away from victory.Merv held, and Wade on throw and despite a woeful leg, Wade held for the match and 5-0.
212. Wade in his post match interview showed one of the reasons I like him when he said "Wayne Mardle doesn't think I am good enough, but I won more than he did"....superb and true. Mardle is a grade A failure criticizing players supremely better than him.
213. The entitled smug prick
Fluke Humphries took the first set on throw against Ando with ease, and
Ando held in the fifth leg to level the game.
214.
Set 3 Ando broke but missed 4 to hold,but broke again and held to take
the set. Set 4 saw Fluke break and hold, and hold again for 2-2 in sets
215. Set 5 saw Fluke break and go 2 up, but Ando broke, held and broke with a 110 for the set with Fluke waiting on double 4.
216.
Set 6 saw ando take out 148 to hold, and it went on throw to a 5th leg
where Ando missed double 11 for the set , fluke missed a set dart and
Ando held for 4-2 in sets.
217. Set 7 saw Ando hold hitting the bull
for 88 with Fluke waiting to go 2-0 up. Ando missed tops to go a leg
from the match. Ando took out 108 and it was a fifth leg,and Ando hit an
8th maximum, and fluke missed the bull for a 170. Ando threw 2 darts
out of the board going for double tops, but fluke missed 2 set darts and
Ando won the match.
218. I would not missed the smug cunt with a sense of entitlement, rabbit on about your PL chances now ya flid fuck.
219.
Saw another interview with Wade where again he ripped in to Mardle, it
was beautiful, but the hidden gem in this is when the obese and stupid
suck up cunt Phil Barrs is speaking to him Wade looks completely bored
to the point he is looking away and even checking his watch, that's how
interested Wade was.
220. Wygz took out 152 in the first leg against
Krusty, and took the set 3-0 in quick time. Despite being on for a 10
darter, Wright lost the leg. but broke back, but Rydz broke again, and
Krusty broke, and in to a fifth leg and it was a 5th break and Rydz was 2
sets up
221. In set 3, Krusty broke first leg but was broke again as
he missed countless doubles, he was 3 out of 21. Krusty took out 112 to
break, and luckily held to take the set.
222.In set 4, Rydz broke after Krusty again missed darts to hold. and Rydz broke and held to take the set and lead 3-1 in sets.
223. Krusty had missed twenty three doubles at this point and punished for almost all of them
224.
Set 5, Krusty broke and held,Rydz held as did Krusty to win the set and
trail 2-3 in sets. Set 6 Krusty missed double 12 for the 9
darter,hardly surprising with his doubling but took the leg for 2-1.
Rydz took out 141 to level the set 2-2 in legs, Rydz then missed a set
dart for 4-2 in sets, and Krusty with 96 left went 20, double 18 double
20....3-3 in sets. Possibly the biggest checkout of the comp I saw.
225.
Set 7, Krusty broke leg one, but missed more doubles to hold and Rydz
broke back and held.Krusty kept missing more doubles and Rydz broke for
the set.
226. Rydz led 4-3 in sets, mainly because of 32 missed darts at a double by Krusty who was still averaging 102.
227.
Set 8 Krusty held then broke, with the aid of his 14th maximum, but on
thow missed 2 set darts but got another go and leveled the match 4-4 in
sets.
228. Final set Rydz has the darts, and Krusty with another max
broke and took the first leg, he hit yet another maximum on his way to
holding with a 78 checkout on the bull and going 2-0 up. Rydz held after
a poor leg from Krusty, who then threw for the match, but Rydz hit his
10th maximum and broke back, tiebreak.
229. Rydz has the darts at 4-4
in legs, and Krusty missed a dart to break, but got another 3 and took
his chance. He threw for the match, and Rydz buckled as Wright hit a 171
to leave tops and he made no mistake on this double. A very enjoyable
watch.
230. We got a close up promo of the obese cunt Bellyboy who
is so obese, even his face is obese, he cannot move his lips properly to
speak. Fat mumbling and bumbling cunt, who sounds pissed with the
slurring he does.Even learning basic English and getting elocution
lessons would not help.
231. Price had the darts in set 1, and held
twice before missing tops to break and take the set, but held in the
fifth leg with ease to take the set.
232. Set 2 Bellyboy held and
broke in leg 2 with a 107 checkout, and held for the set. Set 3 saw
Price take out 125, but Bellyboy held and broke, but Price broke back
with a 130, and missed double 16 for a 152 and the set. but got another
go and took the set for a 2-1 lead.
233. Set 4, Smith held, then
Price held with a 9 darter, Smith held again, and with his 11th maximum
followed by a 130 checkout broke to take the set
234. Set 5 Bellyboy broke leg one, Price back and then held, and took out 108 to break for the set.3-2
235.
The reason I made no reference to comms was because I watched all of it
on foreign commentary, I could not take another day of Mardle.
236.
completely missed the 6th set, but Bellyboy won it to level the match.
In the 7th, Price missed darts to hold in leg 3 and Bellyboy broke but
Price broke back and in the fifth leg Price took out 74 for the
set....4-3.
237. Set 8, Bellyboy with the darts, and Price missed
tops to break, but did hold then started losing the plot and complained
tothe ref to have people fucked out, and Bellyboy held and then missed
the bull for 167 and the set as Price held and in to a fifth leg. Smith
had the darts but Price hit a max and 140 but missed 2 match darts and
Smith held 4-4 in sets.
238. Final set and Price missed a dart to
hold and the obese cunt broke and held to go a leg away from the win.
Price held , Bellyboy was throwing for the win and missed double 12 for
the match, but Price missed tops to take it to a tiebreak and Bellyboy
fell over the line.
SEMI FINALS
239. As expected Smith
started well, not sure how, but Wade got to a fifth leg in the set, and
had he scored half decent might have even won it, but deservedly lost
it. It was going to be a quick painful night for Wade.
240. Set 2
Smith broke first leg, and held as Wade continued to chuck dogshit, a
surprising 11 darter saw Wade hold throw, but pointless as smith held
and took the set with a 114 checkout.
241. All well and good having a
great leg, but Wade was following them with utter shit. On the plus
side, it would be a short night of darts.
242. Smith started set 3
with his 7th maximum, and averaging 108 to Wades 91. Wade held, as did
Smith and in leg 4 Smith hit yet another 180 but Wade held, and then
took out 121 to break and take the set against the run of the game.
243.
Set 4, Wade held first leg. and broke in leg 2 after smith missed a
rake of doubles, Wade threw for the set and missed the bull for a 170
but Smith broke back and then held with yet another maximum and in to a
fifth huge crucial leg and Wade missed tops for the set, and Smith broke
and took the set.
244. Had Wade leveled the pressure would have been on the obese cunt, now he was clear, it was as good as over.
245.
Set 5, Smith with the darts, Wade broke with a 121, but Smith broke
right back, and held and when he Wade missed 4 to hold the predicted
procession was in full flow as smith went 4-1
246. Wade with the darts and smith broke with a 130 on the bull, and he held with the help
of his 12th maximum, Wade was done when Bellyboy hit his 13th 180 to
take the set adter Wade again missed tops, 5-1 in sets.
247. Set 7
and Bellyboy had the darts for the win, and put us out of our misery,
and he held , as did Wade, and Wade broke with 85, and he was throwing
for a set to add some respectability to the scoreline, but threw a poor
leg and with Smith on 113 for the match Wade then took out 160 for the
set.
248. Set 8, Wade had the darts, could he win another against a
player averaging around 8 points more. He missed d12 for a 144 and
Bellyboy broke, Wade then broke back with the aid of a maximum.He then
held, as did Smith, Wade throwing for the set, in a leg if he lost would
lose the match, and Wade held for a third set. 5-3, It was looking a
lot more respectable now.
249. Set 9, Smith with the darts for the
match, and he held first leg, Wade held, Smith then held, and I could
hear Jo Wright singing.Smith broke and won the game.
250. for me had Wade made it 2-2 in sets it may have been a different game, how as ever.
251.Teeth
McDonald is a fucking moron. Ando is not a two time back to back
champion,He is a two time champion, or a back to back champion but a two
time back to back means 4 titles.
252. Set 1. Krusty broke in leg 3 and held for the set with a 108 average with 3 maximums.
253.
Set 2 Krusty missed 2 at tops and ando broke with a 116. Wright missed
bull on a 164 to break back but got another go and broke, and then held,
Ando held in to a 5th leg and Krusty held for a 2 set lead averaging
107.
254. Set 3, Ando with the darts, and Krusty broke in leg 3, Ando missed a dart to break back and Krusty held for a 3 set lead.
255.
Set 4 Krusty with the darts,Ando with his 3rd max broke in leg one and
then held,Wright went 180, 138, to hold, Ando took the set with 92 and 2
double 18s.
256. Set 5 Ando missed 2 to hold and Krusty broke, but a
poor leg from Krusty and Ando broke back, and held and broke Krusty
missed darts to hold and it was 3-2 in set.
257. Set 6. Wright held
with a 10 darter then missed double 12 for a 9 darter, and broke,but
Ando broke back, but 2 more maximums from krusty saw him break and take
the set 4-2
258. Set 7, Ando held, and krusty hit his 15th 180 to
hold,and then missed a dart to break and Ando held, Krusty missed the
bull for a 170, and missed more doubles and ando broke for the set
4-3...game on.
259. Set 8, Ando missed a dart to break and krusty
held, Ando missed darts to hold and Krusty broke,Ando took out 101 to
break back, Ando missed a dart to hold and Krusty broke for 5-3
260. Set 9 Ando held, as did Krusty,and Ando held again, and hit his 12th max to break and take the set 5-4.
261.
Set 10 Krusty with the darts and hit his 20th 180, but had to depend on
Ando missing double 5 for a 130.Ando then held, Krusty missed the bull
to hold, and ando took out 104 to break , and threw to level the match,
but Krusty hit 2 maximums and fell over the line to break, and he was
throwing for the match. Krusty started with a 24th maximum, and took out
116 for the match.
262, Krusty hit 24 maximums, Ando hit 15. Krusty
with 29 x140s, ando with 27 x140s. It was a fantastic watch from two 51
year olds
FINAL
263. Prior to the final we were told no
announcement on ther PL selection would be made....really ? Its like
they are waiting to see if Pinnoccio would win a tour card, what fucking
crawling cunts.
264. Set one, Smith hit 2 maximums in the first leg
and still lost the leg. The second leg saw 21 missed darts at a double,
and Bellyboy held with a 28 darter. Krusty held again, Bellyboy missed
doubles again to hold and Krusty took set 1.A set that had 27 missed
doubles
265. Set 2, Bellyboy held, and then missed 3 to break and
krusty held, and Krusty took out 138 to break, but Bellyboy missed
another dart to break and Krusty took out 124 on the bull to win the
set. Bellyboy was 2 from 20 on his doubles.
266. Set 3,Krusty held
with ease, Bellyboy held, and then broke with a 167 checkout and threw
for the set and held after more woeful scoring from krusty.
267. Set
4, Krusty missed the bull for a 170 to break, bellyboy held, Krusty
held, Bellyboy held, as did krusty and in to a fifth leg, and Bellyboy
missed a set dart, and Krusty missed 2 set darts, and Bellyboy made it
2-2 in sets.
268. Set 5, Krusty changed his darts and held, and then
broke, Bellyboy broke back with his 13th max, and held, in to a 5th
leg.More dogshit scoring from Wright but took the leg and set.
269. There was 46 missed doubles at this stage, but 20 maximums, and 40 x 140s
270. Set 6,Bellyboy held twice and then broke Krusty whose scoring seemed to be getting worse, and Bellyboy won the set 3-3
271.
Set 7 Bellyboy missed 2 darts to break but Krusty was even worse and
missed 3, and bellyboy broke. Krusty was all over the shop, Bellyboy
held, and broke again.and took the set.
272. At 2-0 down in sets Bellyboy was there for the taing, Krusty was looking fucked as Bellyboy grew in confidence and size.
273.
Set 8, Bellyboy with the darts,and missed 2 darts to hold and Krusty
broke, and was lucky to hold, and then missed the bull to break for the
set, got another visit and missed 2 more set darts.Bellyboy held, then
Bellyboy hit back to back 180s, but Krusty held and took the set. 4-4
274.
Set 9, Krusty with the darts took out 103,more piss poor scoring saw
Bellyboy hold with ease, Krusty held,as did Bellyboy, in to a fifth leg,
Krusty missed the bull for a 170, and returned and altogether missed 6
sets darts, and Bellyboy took the set.....A set he should have lost, I was wondering if Krusty would wake up before it was took late
275.
Set 10. Bellyboy held, and with his 22nd max broke, .....I was now thinking that even with the choke that was always going to come Krusty was leaving it late and Krusty
broke back, and held, and in to a 5th leg with Bellyboy with the darts,
Krusty with his 13th max followed by an 84 finish broke for the set.
5-5. I swear the obese fuck got redder in the face. Smith came alive.
276. Set 11,Krusty took out 96 with 2 doubles to hold, Belly
missed a dart to hold, and Krusty took out 80 to break, and when
Bellyboy missed a dart to break, Krusty took the set, his 6th leg on the
trot.....6-5
277. Set 12, Krusty broke with 81 on the bull, and then
held to move a leg away from the win. He had won 8 legs on the
trot.Bellyboy held, and Krusty had the darts for the match, and won it
with ease.
278. Smith was, is and will always be a choker, he lost 9 of the last 10 legs in a game he looked to have in his grasp.Have that Mardle.
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Lastly I miss the BDO, this time every year we would be well into our comedy festival, and not even a WDF comedy roadshow this year because that was cancelled due to their inability to flog a ticket as the self proclaimed "real darts fans" would rather watch PDC and spend their lives crying about the toy boards, the fans, the players, the PDC board, Q -school, the PL etc than buy a ticket for the WDF.
Lets hope the WDF dies like the BDO
and a pic to finish of Ted who is quite relevant at the moment
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