THE DUTCH : Thanks to this nation of imbeciles , where their players instead of isolating for the biggest competition in darts, which is the players fucking job, these spastics decided to gather together like flies on shit to stuff their faces in some group dinner on Christmas day, and because of their stupidity they have made the pinnacle competition in World darts a lesser comp. I have zero sympathy for hunchback and his best buddy the speed jobber Vinny. If they lack the mental capacity during this covid pandemic to realize they need to be isolated and protect their chances of winning the worlds, then these fucking ejits deserve to be fucked out. Morons the lot of them.
Then the hunchbacked wife cheating lump of shit with rubber lips that dribbles whilst his mouth hangs open catching flies tried to lay the blame upon the PDC for not doing things better, Fuck him the mongoloid looking quasimodo cunt, how about him taking responsibility for his own actions, no one forced him to gather with the rest of the players, that blame lies with him. He chose to ignore the advice and now cries like he is some victim of a situation he helped create. MVG was crying how he does not know how or where he got it from.....I added a clue to the picture. Maybe...just maybe that guy who is not a player and was free to mingle with fans etc brought it in, we will never know, but the responsibility for MVG's health is first and foremost his responsibility.
As for Chizzy, bless him, he lacks the intelligence to know any different.
So Knob of the Week is a collective effort for these covidiots
Then we had the drama queens crying how this competition was destroyed, how it should be postponed etc. Why ? Barney was already out, although I suspect he had it when he played, Noppert was out when he got it, and as for Vinny and Chizzy, they were never going to be contenders, they are glorified jobbers, history proves that for any delicate cunt who thinks otherwise, so that only left MVG, and even then I doubt a guy who was well over a year without a ranking title of note would be much of a threat but will concede the comp would be better with him in it, but his stupidity put paid to that. Why should every other player who took precautions, and did the right and sensible thing have their comp postponed because a bunch of Dutch cunts are too ignorant and stupid to not only protect themselves, but they risked causing more damage. Fuck that, I will go further, MVG and the covidiots should be apologizing to the other players, the fans and the PDC that their ignorance and stupidity did not destroy the comp completely. I have zero sympathy for them,.
Then there are people claiming there will be some stigma attached to this event, or some asterix over it, as if this somehow is the same as Dimitri, jose and Durrant winning their only titles in an empty hall. Its true all 3 got lucky and as soon as the crowds returned those 3 have resorted back to jobbers, however whoever wins this worlds will have earned it.
Then we had the mushrooms who spent every moment watching every dart but want to complain about the PDC at every opportunity, my favorite one this week was mushrooms saying the WDF were somehow smarter than the PDC cos they cancelled their event over covid. The moment I read those comments of desperation this came to mind.
This notion the WDF cancelled for covid and not ticket sales is priceless, with some sessions with ticket sales as low as 4% Then when did mushrooms ever let logic, truth, facts etc get in the way of them complaining about the PDC or its players or their fans....unless it suits their cause.
I saw this on twitter
Chris Jones is both right and wrong, Racism should not be allowed , but Price was called a sheep shagger, and you dont have to be Welsh for that, ergo its not racism, and if Chris jones thinks that is racism, that says more what he thinks of the Welsh. What next "thick mick" is racist ?
Here is what really struck me in all of this, Price's years old tweet which followed a terrorist attack, was deemed to make him a racist, so therefore all the mushrooms who previously moaned about the despicable PDC crowds, suddenly had no problem with the same crowds giving Price grief.
Amazing isn't it, it comes down to who is getting the abuse before the mushrooms complain.
Then mushrooms don't like PDC players much, and the more successful they are the more they hate them, look how they despised Taylor and the other 13 players that walked out on dead cunt Olly .
They hate the success of the PDC, they hate the huge crowds that fill out arenas. They always cite how bdo fans are quieter, well they would be, their events only have around 8 spectators, and how PDC fans are scum, yes the same fans who actually pay money for tickets and attend PDC events, the mushrooms don't like that, fully attended events, loud crowds etc, that all contribute towards the multi million tour.
Maybe if the mushrooms put their hands in their pocket once a year, the WDF and the amateur game would not be such a shambles.
THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS
continued...
MONDAY
121. The Worlds really starts in earnest with the 3 Smiths taking centre stage
122. I like Dirk, but prefer Smudger more, so was happy to see him go 2-0 up
123. Set 3 went 5 legs and Dirk had throw to take the set, but smudger broke for 3-0 in sets and Dirk looked more cooked than our turkey.
124. Smudger missed the big number to have a match dart and dirk broke and took the set, and Smith fell apart as dirk took set 5 and 6.
125. Final set and Smudger was the one looking fucked, but found a 126 to hold. Dirk held and Smith missed 2 darts to take it to a tiebreaker and that was it.
126. Got home to see Willie miss 2 set darts for a 2 set lead, as Bellyboy broke and held to level the match, would be costly. A good watch though
127. It was announced Speed Jobber Vinny got covid and Wade got a bye. I laughed like a bastard and said hopefully he passed it on to MVG.I wonder was it of Barney he got it ?
128. When new Andy Fordham went 2-1 up it was all looking over, more so when he went 3-0 up 2 legs up, but willie won 3 legs in a row to in a set. It upset comms who spent the game rimming the fat cunt from the start. so much for comms not being biased.
129. Set 5 went to a fifth leg which smith won for the match. Willie played well but sadly Fordham played better.
130. The seeth across social media of Wade getting a bye was rampant which amused me no end.
131. Fair play to Raymond Smith for his run, but christ he is too slow, so wanted Florien to win, but Ming went 2-0 up averaging over a ton. Floral Hemp Plant took the 3rd set but Ming won a scrappy 4th set to lead 3-1. Set 5 went to a deciding 5th leg, Hempel had the darts, but Ming broke and won the match 4-1.
132. Ming has made 35k, and a win away from an automatic tour card. However he has already said he is not going to q-school so could possibly win and win a tourcard and turn it down
133. Needing material to pad out tonights session, Sky TV were going to show highlights of all MVG's big ranking tv wins in the last year, but realized since his raping 5-0 by Chizzy last year, MVG has won nothing for them to show,
MONDAY
121. The Worlds really starts in earnest with the 3 Smiths taking centre stage
122. I like Dirk, but prefer Smudger more, so was happy to see him go 2-0 up
123. Set 3 went 5 legs and Dirk had throw to take the set, but smudger broke for 3-0 in sets and Dirk looked more cooked than our turkey.
124. Smudger missed the big number to have a match dart and dirk broke and took the set, and Smith fell apart as dirk took set 5 and 6.
125. Final set and Smudger was the one looking fucked, but found a 126 to hold. Dirk held and Smith missed 2 darts to take it to a tiebreaker and that was it.
126. Got home to see Willie miss 2 set darts for a 2 set lead, as Bellyboy broke and held to level the match, would be costly. A good watch though
127. It was announced Speed Jobber Vinny got covid and Wade got a bye. I laughed like a bastard and said hopefully he passed it on to MVG.I wonder was it of Barney he got it ?
128. When new Andy Fordham went 2-1 up it was all looking over, more so when he went 3-0 up 2 legs up, but willie won 3 legs in a row to in a set. It upset comms who spent the game rimming the fat cunt from the start. so much for comms not being biased.
129. Set 5 went to a fifth leg which smith won for the match. Willie played well but sadly Fordham played better.
130. The seeth across social media of Wade getting a bye was rampant which amused me no end.
131. Fair play to Raymond Smith for his run, but christ he is too slow, so wanted Florien to win, but Ming went 2-0 up averaging over a ton. Floral Hemp Plant took the 3rd set but Ming won a scrappy 4th set to lead 3-1. Set 5 went to a deciding 5th leg, Hempel had the darts, but Ming broke and won the match 4-1.
132. Ming has made 35k, and a win away from an automatic tour card. However he has already said he is not going to q-school so could possibly win and win a tourcard and turn it down
133. Needing material to pad out tonights session, Sky TV were going to show highlights of all MVG's big ranking tv wins in the last year, but realized since his raping 5-0 by Chizzy last year, MVG has won nothing for them to show,
134. Vermin Price took the first set with ease against tintin the begian orphan, In set 2 Kim went 2 legs up and Price broke and looked ominous, but Kim took out 147 to break and level the match.
135. The Orphan missed 3 set darts in set 3 and Price broke and threw for the set but Kim took out 120 and jumped around like a spaz.
136. Comms told us the winner would play dirk van Duijvenbode, in case we missed the previous 142 times they told us.
137. Price took the 4th set 3 legs to zero with a class 130.
138. Kim misses 4 darts to break in the 5th set, and then misses even more darts to break throw in leg 4 and take the set, as Price holds and into the deciding leg. Kim holds and it goes to a 7th set. With Vermin throwing for the match at 2 legs up Kim broke and held and in to a tie break as Vermin was now the colour of ribena and looked like he was about to have a seizure. The Orphan missed 3 darts at double 9 for the break, and Price punished, and the orphan started complaining to mask his choke.
139. In the 7th leg of the 7th set, Kim missed 2 more darts to break, and it was soon 4-4
140. In the 9th leg Kim misses yet another 2 darts to break, as Price holds again and Kim takes out 114 to take it to sudden death.
141. If only sudden death actually was really true and we got one of them dying sadly we just had to make do with the Orphan going out, he missed I believe 7 darts to break Price in the last set.
142. Clayton took the first set of Marshmallow man Clemens with ease, in set 2 took out double 2 for a ten darter on his way to going 2 sets up.
143. Despite 15 missed doubles in the first 2 sets, Clayton was still averaging almost 107. Clayton lost 4 legs in a 4 sets to nil win. Good riddance to Marshmallow man.
TUESDAY
144. The show opened with John Part who appeared to be actually sober for a change, he was not slurring.
145. King started well and took the first 2 sets. Lennon broke in set 3 and missed countless darts to hold, and then more darts to break, as King went 3-0.Fuck Lennon, was hoping for a Mark Chapman. Set 4 in the fifth leg Lennon had 2 set darts and blew them as well.
146. Said on a forum King would go no further, only reason it was not 2-2 in sets was because Lennon is fucking useless.
147. Up next we got a player who has not washed his hair this century, against a guy that bought his hair from the same guy as Barney did.
148. Searle missed darts to win the 1st set 3-0 and lost it. He did take the second and third as he punished Noppert.The Dutchy woke up and he took the fourth set. 5th set went all 5 legs and Noppert missed the bull for the set and Searle took the set and had the darts in the 6th set. Searle broke for a 2 leg lead and Noppert was fucked.
149. Kleermaker took on Cullen, 2 players I like and the Dutchy came flying out of the blocks and took the first set in quick time 3-0. The Dutchy missed 4 darts for the second set 3-0 as well but still took the set for 2-0 lead. The difference was the doubling, and Joe missed 2 set darts to make it game on in a set he should have won, and he went 3-0 down. He took the fourth set 3-0 in quick time. The dutchie had the darts and held, and when he broke, Joe needed 3 legs or it was over. Kleermaker missed a match dart and Cullen broke, and then held, and it was a fifth crucial leg and Cullen took out 111, and it was 3-2 in sets. Game On.
150. Once Joe got the second set, he was in overdrive hit big scores and celebrating, and rattled of the 6th set 3-0 with a set average of 107.36. In the final set Kleermaker had the darts, and Cullen with the aid of a maximum broke first leg, but the big Dutchy broke back with a 130 checkout and held and Joe was throwing to save the match and he blew 3 darts at a double and Kleermaker missed another match dart and in to a tiebreak it went. The Dutchy held and then broke when he took out 88 on the bull. It was a great watch.
151. In the post match interview Kleermaker said "shit " twice and the interviewer who is a cunt cried " watch your language,we are live" and kleermaker replied " Its no problem to me"....I laughed out loud at that.
152. It then broke MVG failed his covid test and he was out. I was happy he was out, but more unhappy he was not knocked out in a match, and Dobey getting the bye is not good. Begs the question how did Dirk not get it when he was pictured with Vinny and Hunchback ? I have no sympathy, its the world champs, they should have taken no chances and kept away and isolated, so fuck them.
153. Depressing Gurney took on Job Cross. It started with 2 ton plus checkouts, but Cross with an 11 darter in the fifth leg broke for the set. Set 2 went all 5 legs and Cross went 180 and 106 in his last 6 darts to take the set.
154. In set 3, gurney missed 3 set darts, and it went to a fifth leg yet again and Gurney took it. Sky will be delighted they are going the distance with only 2 matches for the night.In set 4 Cross broke back and took the set to a fifth leg, the 20th leg of the match and he held with the aid of another max for a 3-1 lead in sets.
155. Gurney took the 5th set, and Cross had the darts in set 6 for the match. He held then threw 6 perfect darts and broke with a 10 darter and threw for the match. Gurney broke right back and held, and again in to a fifth leg. Cross missed 3 match darts and Gurney broke and made it 3-3 in sets.
156. Final set Cross broke and then held wit a 116 checkout. Gurney hit a 116 checkout to hold, and with gurney favorite to break and take it to a tiebreak, Cross took out 170 to win the match. It was an awesome match and game of the comp so far for me.
157. 22 times a world champs match has been won with a checkout of 161 or better, Cross is the first to win a deciding set with a 170.
158. Krusty dressed like a fucking spastic and attention whore throwing torpedo type darts took on Hector Cake. The face masks were becoming more evident as sky tried to give the impression they were on top of things.
159. Hector took a solid first set, and in set 2 he missed double 18 for a 2 set lead, but had the darts in the fifth leg of the set and held for the 2 set lead. Like MVG who is out because of his stupidity, I wont have any sympathy for Krusty who is more concerned about fancy dress and using new darts....sod him
160. Krusty changed his darts, as if it was the darts fault and missed tops for the set and it went to a fifth leg and Krusty won the set with a 161 and a 105 set average, won the 4th set in quick time to level the game with a 112 average. He then went 3-2 up as he took another set with ease and an average over 107.
161. Krusty made it 4 sets on the trot for the win and an average of 108.75 for the four sets. So why change your fucking darts in the first place ? Krusty was clearly well and truly ossified in his post match interview.
WEDNESDAY
162. Dave Dismal was the next player to be rules out with covid, and lets be honest, when you think of stupid, Chizzy is not far from your thoughts, and with MVG out that meant Dobey and Humphries were playing for a Quater final spot.
163. Gerwyn Price kept on moaning how it should be postponed...why ? Because a bunch of dutch cunts could not control themselves ?
164. Joe started poor against Soutar as Soutar missed 8 set darts for 3-0. Missed another 3 for 3-1, and in to a fifth leg. Jose was averaging 67 and it was 2-2. Jose won the set with a 73 average. Soutar made no mistake taking the second set 3-0. Jose was averaging 75.
165. Soutar took the 3rd set and Jose was still below 80 in the averages. He then woke up and took the 4th set and Jose was up to 85 in the averages.
166. The fifth set went all 5 legs,after the dumb Portuguese cunt with 88 left went 20, 20 16 and did not even go 18 bull for the set.Jose won the fifth leg and set to lead 3-2.
167. Soutar missed a set dart for 3-3 in sets, and it went to a fifth leg for either 3-3 or a Jose victory. Soutar hit a max and a 135 and but missed 8 set darts and had to see Jose miss a match dart. 3-3
168. Prior to that last set, Soutar had played 74 legs....the most by anyone, He beat Portela 3-2, Mensur 3-2 and this was going 7 sets. Jose took the first leg and missed a dart to break in leg 2, as Soutar held and then broke and Soutar threw for the win....bye bye Jose.
169. Soutar was now 78 legs into the worlds, Jose deserved to lose, it was a pathetic performance overall.
170. Every single time he comes on tv I say the same thing....look at the fucking state of his hair. Rydz needs to look in the mirror. Aspinall who was in freefall needed the win big time as he was down to 14th.
171. Faith no more's song "A small victory" was going through my head looking at Rydz hairdo'nt as he took the first set. .....it shouldn't bother me...but it does.
172. The guy that uses golden syrup for hair gel took the second set also. He had yet to drop a set in the entire comp. He took the 3rd as well 3 zip, as Aspinall was getting "smacked" about. Asp missed darts to break in set 4 but held to take it to a fifth leg, but when arthur Scargill hit a max, Asp was fucked. I said on a forum I fancied the spaz to win, but not 4-0.
173. Evening session started with no players ruled out, and first up was Ando and Ian Shite. After 4 legs the highest checkout was 14. White then took out 36 and took the first set. He then broke Ando twice and won set 2 three legs to nil and comms sounded depressed.
174. Set 3 saw Ando miss 2 set darts, and after 4 breaks of throw we got a 5th leg, and White took out 124 for a 3 set lead. Ando looked kaput averaging a measly 87.
175. Members on the forum I post on were still picking Ando to win at 3-0 down such is the bottling cunt Ian Shite is. When White had 3 darts to break for 2-1 in legs and throw for the match....yep...he shat himself. He then had 3 more darts to hold throw and save the set, and yep...shat himself again. Ando took the set whilst the shaky plumber Mark Webster was making excuses for Ian Shite's history of choking.
176. White misses a dart to hold in set 5 and Ando breaks, Ando holds, and the mongoloid looking downie choking cunt visibly shaking, as Ando took the set 3-0, 3-2 in sets
177. Surprisingly Shite broke in leg 1 of set 6, and luckily held to move a leg away from the win, ando held, and it was crunch time. White to hold for the win. He got a match dart....and yes he missed obviously cos he is a choking cunt. In to another 5th leg an Ando took the set....3-3
178. I mock Bellyboy, Joke Ullen, Dave Dismal, but this mongoloid cunt must be the biggest choker to be still playing the game, he has the backbone of a pancake. In the final set Shite missed a dart to break in leg 2, and on throw hit scores of 60 and 28 and that was it as A poor playing ando broke and held with ease. Ian shite needs to be put in a fucking wood chipper. He is a disgrace.Its one thing to lose to a player playing well, but ando was barely average.
179. Mark Webster tried to be diplomatic in avoiding calling Ian Shite a choker. Sadly every viewer knows what the cunt is.
180. Comms were complaining the fans booed Price....get fucked. When Taylors opponents got dogs abuse they never once complained
181. Price and Dirk started very poorly with Price missing set darts, and it went all 5 legs and dirk then pulled out a great leg to break and take the first set. Price then broke twice to take the second set 3 zip. He broke again in set 3 winning the set 3 zip again. This was over. Vermin won the 4th set 3 zip. He is no Ian Shite and there would be no comeback. In set 5 Price made it ten legs on the trot with a 164 checkout, and a 136 checkout won the match and made it 12 legs on the trot.
182. I was hoping Clayton would win and in quick time. Watching that long Ian Shite choke only served to make me feel I had enough, and Clayton missed a set dart , but had the throw in leg 5 and stated with 6 perfect darts to take the set. Clayton broke in set 2 and wrapped that set up as well as the new obese Andy Fordham was doing Ian Shite impressions on the doubles.
183. Set 3 and Bellyboy broke on his way to taking the set and had the darts in set 4, this was quality stuff. The legs went with throw and Smith leveled the game 2-2. Both were now averaging well over a ton
184. Set 5 and Clayton missed 2 to hold and Bellyboy broke, and he held despite 2 maximums from Clayton. Jonny held, but Bellyboy held to take the set. Set 6 Clayton went 180, 161 to break in the first leg, but Smith broke right back, Clayton was in serious trouble. Bellyboy missed the bull for a 170 and Clayton took out 105 to break, the third ton plus in the set. Clayton waiting on 24 saw Bellyboy missed a dart to break and Clayton held and took the set.
185. Final set of a class match, Clayton with the darts and he held easily. Bellyboy then started to hit shit, but Clayton blew 5 darts to break, usually its the other way around. Smith held, and then Clayton threw a heap of shit and was broke, so Bellyboy had the darts for the win. and sure enough bellyboy wobbled, and Clayton took out 120 to take it to a tie break. Did the fat obese choker blow it ? Clayton held with ease and the entitled prick was now throwing to save the match, which he did, on we went. Clayton with his 12th max, held despite multiple missed darts.
With clayton waiting on double 12 for the match Bellyboy took out 72.....4-4 in legs. With Clayton on tops, Smith broke and was throwing for the win, and despite a max, Clayton left no finish and Smith took the win. A great watch, and the biggest surprise was the obese cunt did not fold, but it would only be a matter of time.
186. During the post match interview I wanted the camera to stay on him, as it looked like the obese entitled prick might have a banger live on tv. How can any rational person allow themselves to get that fat at that age. Its not like he went to bed skinny and woke up obese.
however not everyone was happy, one dwarf prick who spends his miserable existence slating the PDC and suffering from full blown victim persecution complex non stop and who has made pedo comments about a female child player in the past posted this. Imagine being this mentally deficient
135. The Orphan missed 3 set darts in set 3 and Price broke and threw for the set but Kim took out 120 and jumped around like a spaz.
136. Comms told us the winner would play dirk van Duijvenbode, in case we missed the previous 142 times they told us.
137. Price took the 4th set 3 legs to zero with a class 130.
138. Kim misses 4 darts to break in the 5th set, and then misses even more darts to break throw in leg 4 and take the set, as Price holds and into the deciding leg. Kim holds and it goes to a 7th set. With Vermin throwing for the match at 2 legs up Kim broke and held and in to a tie break as Vermin was now the colour of ribena and looked like he was about to have a seizure. The Orphan missed 3 darts at double 9 for the break, and Price punished, and the orphan started complaining to mask his choke.
139. In the 7th leg of the 7th set, Kim missed 2 more darts to break, and it was soon 4-4
140. In the 9th leg Kim misses yet another 2 darts to break, as Price holds again and Kim takes out 114 to take it to sudden death.
141. If only sudden death actually was really true and we got one of them dying sadly we just had to make do with the Orphan going out, he missed I believe 7 darts to break Price in the last set.
142. Clayton took the first set of Marshmallow man Clemens with ease, in set 2 took out double 2 for a ten darter on his way to going 2 sets up.
143. Despite 15 missed doubles in the first 2 sets, Clayton was still averaging almost 107. Clayton lost 4 legs in a 4 sets to nil win. Good riddance to Marshmallow man.
TUESDAY
144. The show opened with John Part who appeared to be actually sober for a change, he was not slurring.
145. King started well and took the first 2 sets. Lennon broke in set 3 and missed countless darts to hold, and then more darts to break, as King went 3-0.Fuck Lennon, was hoping for a Mark Chapman. Set 4 in the fifth leg Lennon had 2 set darts and blew them as well.
146. Said on a forum King would go no further, only reason it was not 2-2 in sets was because Lennon is fucking useless.
147. Up next we got a player who has not washed his hair this century, against a guy that bought his hair from the same guy as Barney did.
148. Searle missed darts to win the 1st set 3-0 and lost it. He did take the second and third as he punished Noppert.The Dutchy woke up and he took the fourth set. 5th set went all 5 legs and Noppert missed the bull for the set and Searle took the set and had the darts in the 6th set. Searle broke for a 2 leg lead and Noppert was fucked.
149. Kleermaker took on Cullen, 2 players I like and the Dutchy came flying out of the blocks and took the first set in quick time 3-0. The Dutchy missed 4 darts for the second set 3-0 as well but still took the set for 2-0 lead. The difference was the doubling, and Joe missed 2 set darts to make it game on in a set he should have won, and he went 3-0 down. He took the fourth set 3-0 in quick time. The dutchie had the darts and held, and when he broke, Joe needed 3 legs or it was over. Kleermaker missed a match dart and Cullen broke, and then held, and it was a fifth crucial leg and Cullen took out 111, and it was 3-2 in sets. Game On.
150. Once Joe got the second set, he was in overdrive hit big scores and celebrating, and rattled of the 6th set 3-0 with a set average of 107.36. In the final set Kleermaker had the darts, and Cullen with the aid of a maximum broke first leg, but the big Dutchy broke back with a 130 checkout and held and Joe was throwing to save the match and he blew 3 darts at a double and Kleermaker missed another match dart and in to a tiebreak it went. The Dutchy held and then broke when he took out 88 on the bull. It was a great watch.
151. In the post match interview Kleermaker said "shit " twice and the interviewer who is a cunt cried " watch your language,we are live" and kleermaker replied " Its no problem to me"....I laughed out loud at that.
152. It then broke MVG failed his covid test and he was out. I was happy he was out, but more unhappy he was not knocked out in a match, and Dobey getting the bye is not good. Begs the question how did Dirk not get it when he was pictured with Vinny and Hunchback ? I have no sympathy, its the world champs, they should have taken no chances and kept away and isolated, so fuck them.
153. Depressing Gurney took on Job Cross. It started with 2 ton plus checkouts, but Cross with an 11 darter in the fifth leg broke for the set. Set 2 went all 5 legs and Cross went 180 and 106 in his last 6 darts to take the set.
154. In set 3, gurney missed 3 set darts, and it went to a fifth leg yet again and Gurney took it. Sky will be delighted they are going the distance with only 2 matches for the night.In set 4 Cross broke back and took the set to a fifth leg, the 20th leg of the match and he held with the aid of another max for a 3-1 lead in sets.
155. Gurney took the 5th set, and Cross had the darts in set 6 for the match. He held then threw 6 perfect darts and broke with a 10 darter and threw for the match. Gurney broke right back and held, and again in to a fifth leg. Cross missed 3 match darts and Gurney broke and made it 3-3 in sets.
156. Final set Cross broke and then held wit a 116 checkout. Gurney hit a 116 checkout to hold, and with gurney favorite to break and take it to a tiebreak, Cross took out 170 to win the match. It was an awesome match and game of the comp so far for me.
157. 22 times a world champs match has been won with a checkout of 161 or better, Cross is the first to win a deciding set with a 170.
158. Krusty dressed like a fucking spastic and attention whore throwing torpedo type darts took on Hector Cake. The face masks were becoming more evident as sky tried to give the impression they were on top of things.
159. Hector took a solid first set, and in set 2 he missed double 18 for a 2 set lead, but had the darts in the fifth leg of the set and held for the 2 set lead. Like MVG who is out because of his stupidity, I wont have any sympathy for Krusty who is more concerned about fancy dress and using new darts....sod him
160. Krusty changed his darts, as if it was the darts fault and missed tops for the set and it went to a fifth leg and Krusty won the set with a 161 and a 105 set average, won the 4th set in quick time to level the game with a 112 average. He then went 3-2 up as he took another set with ease and an average over 107.
161. Krusty made it 4 sets on the trot for the win and an average of 108.75 for the four sets. So why change your fucking darts in the first place ? Krusty was clearly well and truly ossified in his post match interview.
WEDNESDAY
162. Dave Dismal was the next player to be rules out with covid, and lets be honest, when you think of stupid, Chizzy is not far from your thoughts, and with MVG out that meant Dobey and Humphries were playing for a Quater final spot.
163. Gerwyn Price kept on moaning how it should be postponed...why ? Because a bunch of dutch cunts could not control themselves ?
164. Joe started poor against Soutar as Soutar missed 8 set darts for 3-0. Missed another 3 for 3-1, and in to a fifth leg. Jose was averaging 67 and it was 2-2. Jose won the set with a 73 average. Soutar made no mistake taking the second set 3-0. Jose was averaging 75.
165. Soutar took the 3rd set and Jose was still below 80 in the averages. He then woke up and took the 4th set and Jose was up to 85 in the averages.
166. The fifth set went all 5 legs,after the dumb Portuguese cunt with 88 left went 20, 20 16 and did not even go 18 bull for the set.Jose won the fifth leg and set to lead 3-2.
167. Soutar missed a set dart for 3-3 in sets, and it went to a fifth leg for either 3-3 or a Jose victory. Soutar hit a max and a 135 and but missed 8 set darts and had to see Jose miss a match dart. 3-3
168. Prior to that last set, Soutar had played 74 legs....the most by anyone, He beat Portela 3-2, Mensur 3-2 and this was going 7 sets. Jose took the first leg and missed a dart to break in leg 2, as Soutar held and then broke and Soutar threw for the win....bye bye Jose.
169. Soutar was now 78 legs into the worlds, Jose deserved to lose, it was a pathetic performance overall.
170. Every single time he comes on tv I say the same thing....look at the fucking state of his hair. Rydz needs to look in the mirror. Aspinall who was in freefall needed the win big time as he was down to 14th.
171. Faith no more's song "A small victory" was going through my head looking at Rydz hairdo'nt as he took the first set. .....it shouldn't bother me...but it does.
172. The guy that uses golden syrup for hair gel took the second set also. He had yet to drop a set in the entire comp. He took the 3rd as well 3 zip, as Aspinall was getting "smacked" about. Asp missed darts to break in set 4 but held to take it to a fifth leg, but when arthur Scargill hit a max, Asp was fucked. I said on a forum I fancied the spaz to win, but not 4-0.
173. Evening session started with no players ruled out, and first up was Ando and Ian Shite. After 4 legs the highest checkout was 14. White then took out 36 and took the first set. He then broke Ando twice and won set 2 three legs to nil and comms sounded depressed.
174. Set 3 saw Ando miss 2 set darts, and after 4 breaks of throw we got a 5th leg, and White took out 124 for a 3 set lead. Ando looked kaput averaging a measly 87.
175. Members on the forum I post on were still picking Ando to win at 3-0 down such is the bottling cunt Ian Shite is. When White had 3 darts to break for 2-1 in legs and throw for the match....yep...he shat himself. He then had 3 more darts to hold throw and save the set, and yep...shat himself again. Ando took the set whilst the shaky plumber Mark Webster was making excuses for Ian Shite's history of choking.
176. White misses a dart to hold in set 5 and Ando breaks, Ando holds, and the mongoloid looking downie choking cunt visibly shaking, as Ando took the set 3-0, 3-2 in sets
177. Surprisingly Shite broke in leg 1 of set 6, and luckily held to move a leg away from the win, ando held, and it was crunch time. White to hold for the win. He got a match dart....and yes he missed obviously cos he is a choking cunt. In to another 5th leg an Ando took the set....3-3
178. I mock Bellyboy, Joke Ullen, Dave Dismal, but this mongoloid cunt must be the biggest choker to be still playing the game, he has the backbone of a pancake. In the final set Shite missed a dart to break in leg 2, and on throw hit scores of 60 and 28 and that was it as A poor playing ando broke and held with ease. Ian shite needs to be put in a fucking wood chipper. He is a disgrace.Its one thing to lose to a player playing well, but ando was barely average.
179. Mark Webster tried to be diplomatic in avoiding calling Ian Shite a choker. Sadly every viewer knows what the cunt is.
180. Comms were complaining the fans booed Price....get fucked. When Taylors opponents got dogs abuse they never once complained
181. Price and Dirk started very poorly with Price missing set darts, and it went all 5 legs and dirk then pulled out a great leg to break and take the first set. Price then broke twice to take the second set 3 zip. He broke again in set 3 winning the set 3 zip again. This was over. Vermin won the 4th set 3 zip. He is no Ian Shite and there would be no comeback. In set 5 Price made it ten legs on the trot with a 164 checkout, and a 136 checkout won the match and made it 12 legs on the trot.
182. I was hoping Clayton would win and in quick time. Watching that long Ian Shite choke only served to make me feel I had enough, and Clayton missed a set dart , but had the throw in leg 5 and stated with 6 perfect darts to take the set. Clayton broke in set 2 and wrapped that set up as well as the new obese Andy Fordham was doing Ian Shite impressions on the doubles.
183. Set 3 and Bellyboy broke on his way to taking the set and had the darts in set 4, this was quality stuff. The legs went with throw and Smith leveled the game 2-2. Both were now averaging well over a ton
184. Set 5 and Clayton missed 2 to hold and Bellyboy broke, and he held despite 2 maximums from Clayton. Jonny held, but Bellyboy held to take the set. Set 6 Clayton went 180, 161 to break in the first leg, but Smith broke right back, Clayton was in serious trouble. Bellyboy missed the bull for a 170 and Clayton took out 105 to break, the third ton plus in the set. Clayton waiting on 24 saw Bellyboy missed a dart to break and Clayton held and took the set.
185. Final set of a class match, Clayton with the darts and he held easily. Bellyboy then started to hit shit, but Clayton blew 5 darts to break, usually its the other way around. Smith held, and then Clayton threw a heap of shit and was broke, so Bellyboy had the darts for the win. and sure enough bellyboy wobbled, and Clayton took out 120 to take it to a tie break. Did the fat obese choker blow it ? Clayton held with ease and the entitled prick was now throwing to save the match, which he did, on we went. Clayton with his 12th max, held despite multiple missed darts.
With clayton waiting on double 12 for the match Bellyboy took out 72.....4-4 in legs. With Clayton on tops, Smith broke and was throwing for the win, and despite a max, Clayton left no finish and Smith took the win. A great watch, and the biggest surprise was the obese cunt did not fold, but it would only be a matter of time.
186. During the post match interview I wanted the camera to stay on him, as it looked like the obese entitled prick might have a banger live on tv. How can any rational person allow themselves to get that fat at that age. Its not like he went to bed skinny and woke up obese.
however not everyone was happy, one dwarf prick who spends his miserable existence slating the PDC and suffering from full blown victim persecution complex non stop and who has made pedo comments about a female child player in the past posted this. Imagine being this mentally deficient
THURSDAY
187. Thankfully the afternoon session started with no further players being ruled out. Ming the Merciless against King the hypochondriac kicked off the session, with the first set going all 5 legs and King missed 5 set darts and Ming was merciless and took the set. Ming took the second set showing he was no flash.The standard dropped as King took a woeful third set. Ming took the the 4th, for 3-1
King was awful. In set 5 King suddenly woke up, and took the set. In set 6 King broke twice in taking the set and leveling the game 3-3.
188. Final set, King held with a 124 on the bull.Smith then missed a few to hold and king broke and that was it as King wrapped it up on throw with the aid of a maximum.
189. Rydz who combs his hair with a toffee apple lost his first set of the comp when Soutar went 1 up against the darts.Rydz with hair from the Donald Trump school of styling took the second set. He was now flying and took the third in quick time. Callan Wygz took the fourth set too. Soutar was done. Everything gelled for Wygz,it had to be seen toupee believed.His win meant he moved up to #30 and Durrant dropped to #31
190. The cardboard cut out known as Dobey took on the manic depressive and worlds oldest youth player ever, and the guy that makes Wes Newton seem charismatic took the first set. Fluke lost the set averaging 112. New Newton took the second set and Fluke was 2 down averaging 103. In Set 3 Dobey missed 3 set darts and Fluke with his 8th maximum took the set. In set 4 Dobey returned the compliment as fluke missed 3 set darts and Dobey won the set for 3-1. I missed the start of the next set as the coverage changed to some dwarf jockey with no testicles that screeched like a banshee in heat.
Live darts data showed the manic depressive took the set 3-1 against the darts. Fluke had the darts in set 6, and it went on throw to a 4th leg and the worlds oldest kid broke to take the set and it was 3-3.
191. Dobey missed double 9 for a 123, and Fluke broke with a 117. Dobey hit back to back 180s to break, then another 180 on his way to holding throw to be a leg away from the win. Dobey with his 11th max was waiting on double 12 but Fluke leveled and in to the tie break. Dobey held with ease with a 114 checkout. Humpries hit 6 perfect darts, and it was 3-3 in legs.New Newton then threw a shit leg on throw and he was fucked and fluke had the darts for the match and the cardboard cut out folded....Fluke could afford 6 missed match darts and still wrap it up.
192. Another great watch, it had 25 maximums, both players averaging almost 98, but new Wes Newton fucked that away. Fluke is a smug cunt who thinks he should be in the PL.
193. Wayne Mardle spouted more bullshit saying Dobey took every chance. Another lie.The dumb cunt seems to have completely forgotten set 3, where Dobey should have went 3-0 up but missed multiple set darts and Fluke got lucky. How can he pretend to be a an expert and not remember what just happened ? Its like fuck the truth, just say anything you like.
194. Was interested to see how Wade would play after a piss poor opener and a bye, and he took the first set with a 94 average on throw, over 10 points higher than his first match. Kleermaker missed 3 to hold and Wade broke and held, and even missed a set dart,and Kleermaker won the leg, Wade hit a 116 out to take the second set.and a ton finish saw him take the 3rd too.
187. Thankfully the afternoon session started with no further players being ruled out. Ming the Merciless against King the hypochondriac kicked off the session, with the first set going all 5 legs and King missed 5 set darts and Ming was merciless and took the set. Ming took the second set showing he was no flash.The standard dropped as King took a woeful third set. Ming took the the 4th, for 3-1
King was awful. In set 5 King suddenly woke up, and took the set. In set 6 King broke twice in taking the set and leveling the game 3-3.
188. Final set, King held with a 124 on the bull.Smith then missed a few to hold and king broke and that was it as King wrapped it up on throw with the aid of a maximum.
189. Rydz who combs his hair with a toffee apple lost his first set of the comp when Soutar went 1 up against the darts.Rydz with hair from the Donald Trump school of styling took the second set. He was now flying and took the third in quick time. Callan Wygz took the fourth set too. Soutar was done. Everything gelled for Wygz,it had to be seen toupee believed.His win meant he moved up to #30 and Durrant dropped to #31
190. The cardboard cut out known as Dobey took on the manic depressive and worlds oldest youth player ever, and the guy that makes Wes Newton seem charismatic took the first set. Fluke lost the set averaging 112. New Newton took the second set and Fluke was 2 down averaging 103. In Set 3 Dobey missed 3 set darts and Fluke with his 8th maximum took the set. In set 4 Dobey returned the compliment as fluke missed 3 set darts and Dobey won the set for 3-1. I missed the start of the next set as the coverage changed to some dwarf jockey with no testicles that screeched like a banshee in heat.
Live darts data showed the manic depressive took the set 3-1 against the darts. Fluke had the darts in set 6, and it went on throw to a 4th leg and the worlds oldest kid broke to take the set and it was 3-3.
191. Dobey missed double 9 for a 123, and Fluke broke with a 117. Dobey hit back to back 180s to break, then another 180 on his way to holding throw to be a leg away from the win. Dobey with his 11th max was waiting on double 12 but Fluke leveled and in to the tie break. Dobey held with ease with a 114 checkout. Humpries hit 6 perfect darts, and it was 3-3 in legs.New Newton then threw a shit leg on throw and he was fucked and fluke had the darts for the match and the cardboard cut out folded....Fluke could afford 6 missed match darts and still wrap it up.
192. Another great watch, it had 25 maximums, both players averaging almost 98, but new Wes Newton fucked that away. Fluke is a smug cunt who thinks he should be in the PL.
193. Wayne Mardle spouted more bullshit saying Dobey took every chance. Another lie.The dumb cunt seems to have completely forgotten set 3, where Dobey should have went 3-0 up but missed multiple set darts and Fluke got lucky. How can he pretend to be a an expert and not remember what just happened ? Its like fuck the truth, just say anything you like.
194. Was interested to see how Wade would play after a piss poor opener and a bye, and he took the first set with a 94 average on throw, over 10 points higher than his first match. Kleermaker missed 3 to hold and Wade broke and held, and even missed a set dart,and Kleermaker won the leg, Wade hit a 116 out to take the second set.and a ton finish saw him take the 3rd too.
195. In set 4 Wade missed double 19 for a 158 but broke,and held to be a leg away from victory. Kleermaker held for his 4th leg of the match after Wade missed a match dart. Wade missed the bull for the match, and returned and missed 2 more match darts., but got another bite and that was it. Kleermaker might be a huge man, but he came up short.
196. Wade was in the quarters of the World championships without hitting a maximum, the term doubles for dough was never more evident.
196. Wade was in the quarters of the World championships without hitting a maximum, the term doubles for dough was never more evident.
197. Ando the guy who is a moody sulky cunt and throws hissy fits claimed he has skin like a rhino......staggering.e followed this statement up with more whining....go figure
198. Cross went 2 legs up and went to sleep, but fell over the line 3-2 for the first set despite averaging 10 points less than Ando.The second set went to Ando as he was now dominating. He took set 3 which included a 170 out. Cross hit scores of 28, 33 and 34 in the final leg of the set.
In set 4 Ando missed 2 darts for another 3-0 set, and Cross broke for a rare leg, but Ando broke and led 3-1 in sets.
198. Cross went 2 legs up and went to sleep, but fell over the line 3-2 for the first set despite averaging 10 points less than Ando.The second set went to Ando as he was now dominating. He took set 3 which included a 170 out. Cross hit scores of 28, 33 and 34 in the final leg of the set.
In set 4 Ando missed 2 darts for another 3-0 set, and Cross broke for a rare leg, but Ando broke and led 3-1 in sets.
199. At 3-1, this is when it became a great watch,Set 5 Ando broke, and Cross needing 81 to break back bust his score, but Ando missed 7 darts to hold, and Cross broke with a 22 dart leg.Cross then held and then broke with a 144 for the set.Set 6 Ando held, then Cross left 47 after 9 but failed to take it out and Ando hit an 11 darter to break and throw for the match...but Cross broke, and held for 2-2 with Ando on tops. Ando threw for the match, and with 129 left ando bust it and Cross broke and took the set with a 108 average....3-3 in sets
200. Set 7 and Cross had the darts, and held, Ando held and then broke, and threw for the match, where he missed 3 match darts, but got another go and took the win. Yet another ally Pally classic , they were racking up this year.
201. Krusty took on the cheat next and it stated poorly as Searle missed 5 darts to hold, and Krusty took the set with an 89 average.Mardle never said he played brilliantly. Guess only when Sheerluck averages 88 does he say that. Searle improved and came from 2 legs down but Krusty won a fifth leg to go 2 sets up.
202. Set 3 Searle took out 151 to win the set, and trail 2-1. Krusty woke up in set 4, and despite fucking around on doubles won it 3-0. He was 3-1 up in sets averaging 97 and tearing the scruffy one a new hole. In set 5 Krusty took 6 match darts to wrap it up and dipped below the 100 average.
203. Imagine my shock when Wade was relegated to the afternoon session on New Years day.
204. It makes me laugh how the "experts" just wrote off Wade having any chance against Smith who they picked to win it, should they meet. Would this be the same Bellyboy who prior to this covid shit played Wade 22 times and Bellyboy lost 17 of them ?
205. Everyone of the last 8 players was a Brit.
200. Set 7 and Cross had the darts, and held, Ando held and then broke, and threw for the match, where he missed 3 match darts, but got another go and took the win. Yet another ally Pally classic , they were racking up this year.
201. Krusty took on the cheat next and it stated poorly as Searle missed 5 darts to hold, and Krusty took the set with an 89 average.Mardle never said he played brilliantly. Guess only when Sheerluck averages 88 does he say that. Searle improved and came from 2 legs down but Krusty won a fifth leg to go 2 sets up.
202. Set 3 Searle took out 151 to win the set, and trail 2-1. Krusty woke up in set 4, and despite fucking around on doubles won it 3-0. He was 3-1 up in sets averaging 97 and tearing the scruffy one a new hole. In set 5 Krusty took 6 match darts to wrap it up and dipped below the 100 average.
203. Imagine my shock when Wade was relegated to the afternoon session on New Years day.
204. It makes me laugh how the "experts" just wrote off Wade having any chance against Smith who they picked to win it, should they meet. Would this be the same Bellyboy who prior to this covid shit played Wade 22 times and Bellyboy lost 17 of them ?
205. Everyone of the last 8 players was a Brit.
To be fair its a decent line up, although I would have preferred Cullen to be playing Wade which it would have been had results gone to seeding I believe.
Prefer Chizzy or MVG over Fluke which I am convinced would have been the case were it not for their stupidity.
Hopefully the semis will be 4 of the worlds top 5
Wade-Price
Ando-Krusty
and the winner of the comp the winner of the game between Price and Wade.
Happy New Year folks
and I will leave ye with this
