KNOB OF THE WEEK
Wayne Mardle. This is one colossal prick. The sucking up, rimming of his favorites, blatant lies, favoritism, and complete stupidity knew no bounds this week. He said of Joe Cullen "he does not need to get any better he just needs to get more consistent....surely if he was more consistent he would be winning more games and winning possibly more titles and ergo a better player ? Does he think everyone is fucking retarded. ? Then there was his arse kissing of Durrant and he posted this.
Its not bravery you dumb cunt, its called his job. Durrant himself has
called it his job in the past. Durrant went up there and collected a
nice little cheque for less than an hours work so forgive me if my
heart is not breaking at his "bravery". However nothing compared to his
sucking up Pinocchio. We saw Willie O'Connor against Lauby, Borland
against Brooks, and numerous other great matches, but shitty Steve
Beaton beating Pinocchio had him calling it "match of the tournament".
He called Pinocchio's losing average of 88 as "played brilliantly"
Odd
that seeing as he slated the performance of Huybrechts who won with an
88 average, and someone explain how losing with 88 is brilliant but
winning a game with the same average is poor. Then the prick was
reversing quicker than an Italian tank after Pinocchio lost and he said
he does not think she done enough to get a Premier league spot. Done
Enough ? She did not do anything. She played one solitary game in a
competition she was shoehorned into via a sexist and gender bias system
in a code that is already unisex, and lost first round in her only game.
The fact that she is even considered for selection is beyond
ridiculous.
Remember when the PDC started the "contenders" for the
Premier League and people across social media were asking and hoping for
a Taylor appearance and we were told the PL was only open to tour card
holders, so if the great Phil Taylor is going to be snubbed under some
fabricated rule, then the same rules should apply to SheerLuck. As for
being given a tour card, fair play to Steve Beaton for calling it like it
is and saying they should be earned and not handed out, even the sugar
dodging adulterer had to earn a tour card, and he was part of the PDC
clique for donkey years, but I guess Pinocchio being a munter will have
the suck up cunts in the PDC, breaking their own rules which are
suddenly not set in stone when it suits them to break them. We already
had Eddie Hearn trying to soften the blow by putting feelers out to see the publics reaction.
Pinocchio
losing was wonderful, if only to hear the disappointment in the comms,
the tears from Mardle, and the excuses by simpletons. She was shit and
trying to force her in because of gender wont work, because if she were
to be in the PL and got battered week in week out, how could the morons
in the PD promote that as success, or good for the munters game, even
Mardle as I stated was back tracking because the novelty is wearing off,
the blinkers are sliding and even the stupid are beginning to realize,
she might be the best munter, but she is far far from a top player. Entry
in to the PL will expose that to a wider audience, and only confirm what
we all already know.
Like Glen Durrant, I have no issue with her as a
player. My issue when it comes to Durrant and SheerLuck has been their
fans, the comms, and the PDC trying to brainwash the viewers. Glen has
never went out there with a huge ego called himself the best in the
world, he is modest enough and was never a top ten player, that is a
fact, he never broke into the top ten in the years he was in the PDC just
as I predicted numerous times and was proven right again, he is a good
lad and a good player, but not the player Mardle would have you believe
and whilst Sheerluck is without doubt the best munter player, she is not
a world class player either. I am sick of Bob Potter Cup winners,
Munters, and others being hyped for absolute no reason, because in the
end, they will get found out. Take the players the mushrooms love, those
post split bdo lakeshite "legends"
Bob potter champions Scott Mitchell battered first round, Bunting out first round, Durrant out first round. Kist, Klaasen and Waites not even good enough to qualify, and Waites even lost his tourcard
Former
finalist in bobs gaff Jeff Smith out first round, joined by James
Wilson, Nick Kenny and Jamie Hughes, Jim Williams went in round 2, both
munters out first round, Beaton another Bob Potter cup winner and
favorite of the mushrooms beat a munter before sliding out pathetically
next round.
Its going to be a tough christmas this year for the mushrooms.
What annoys me most of all with the appalling list of people they have doing comms is the way they treat the viewer as a complete idiot, for example the hype and promos for Ian White, anyone watching darts even casually and just tv comps, will have witnessed White shit himself multiple times, but comms and sky try bullshit people who know the truth in to believing he is not a choker, how he is "a giant killer", and the best one of all the promo where it said he "thrives under pressure" who are ye fucking kidding. I genuinely believe that has to be some inside joke. Or how Bellyboy is a future word champion, if comms and sky were more honest, treated their viewers with respect regarding their knowledge of the game then comms would not be constantly slated. Even people I have seen defend Mardle in the past have now given up on him. Even those who dare to question him are being blocked by him, then he was always insecure prick.
Raymond van Barneveld: This was something special, only edged out of Knob of the Week because the winner Mardle was the main one singing this fragile cunt praises throughout the week.Sky had lost the munters, £token black" Petersen was out, so sky needed some player to back to the hilt and resorted back to one of their favorites in Barney, and just like with Pinocchio, we got promo after promo, hype and outright lies and bullshit. He is not a five time world champion, and saying it over and over will not make it true, repeating a lie does not make it the truth.
Picture Barneys smug obnoxious face when he hit that 170 in set one, now picture his face less than half an hour later where the sweaty cunt was practically crying on stage, it was glorious.
As one member on a forum said, it looked like he aged 10 years in ten minutes.This was Rob Cross he was playing, a quiet enough lad, wont get in your face, yet barney was done, could you imagine if it was MVG or Vermin Price battering him and giving it the full monty, the guy would have done a Durrant and walked out mid game. It was a magnificent sight, especially after the sickening hype and ass kissing that was forced upon us earlier. Even his ignorance with him having his back turned to Cross and acting like a stroppy spoiled child contributed to a brilliant sight.
It was another of those special nights of comedy that will live long in the memory, which was well received on social media and multiple forums too. As my post below shows, not as good as the night Hankey was so pissed he fell asleep standing up and it was called a "stroke"
I wonder who sky will throw their weight behind now, no minorities left, no munters, no diabetics, what next, get behind MVG and portray his as a family man ?
EDIT: Turns out now that tonight he has tested positive for Covid, I wonder
if he won would he have pulled out or would he have kept quiet.Did he have it before he played ?
Mensur Suljovic: He became the first ever player in a World championships to miss match darts, in 3 different sets and lose, a record that might never be broken. Now before some dumb cunt says, but Spineless did the same thing against Chris Mason, that was Lakeshite and whilst it was obviously funny and brilliant he lost, Bob potter cups are not proper world championships. I have absolutely zero sympathy for him, fuck him, anyone that loses to a munter on the Ally Pally stage will never be forgiven.
Ryan Joyce: It takes some special type of choke to go from averaging 105 and dominating your opponent to become a quivering wreck in just minutes, where you fail to win a leg and lose every single leg of the game afterwards. Joyce has a history of blowing leads but this was something else. King rattled in 9 on the trot. I also discovered that whatever you are suffering from, disappears once you win dart legs, King suddenly went from looking like a cancer patient that got got a slap of a truck to fighting fit and smiling as he won. The health recovery was miraculous as his health condition improved with each leg he won. Some coincidence that eh ?
Michael Smith: I reckon the obese cunt is set for a heart attack. Look at this video HERE His eyes bulging, face white and clammy, and you can hear his heavy breathing, he is like Andy Fordham, for a guy that young to be in that shape its not good.
He tried to avoid the fact he won nothing of note ever by hiding behind the fact he is in the top 10. He even boasted he reached world #3 without a title, which tells you how many comps he was in, went far in and lost, it only served to highlight his choking. Then he does come across as ignorant, uneducated and thick as pigshit.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS
Main points continued...
SATURDAY
38. Raymond smith played better than I expected, winning the first set with a 12 darter
39. Mongo Hughes joins the Fat Farmer and Jeff Smith in being another former over rated bdo jobber getting a dose of reality.
40. Rydz has the worst hairstyle in darts, and I include Leighton Rees and Krusty in that lot
41. Yuki Yamada offered nothing except the giggle when he bust 140
42. Fuck De Decker, have zero time for any cunt who folded and rolled over for a munter, only in this comp cos others pulled out.
43. Darius Labanauskaus wins set one with a 9 darter, and promptly went to shit right after. He was woeful.
44. The only leg in the game after 2 sets under 15 darts was the 9 darter. De Decker needing 47 for the 3rd set went double 15 and 18 to bust.but still won the set and the match.
45. Ian Shite was called a giant destroyer in his promo, which in effect says he is the furthest thing from a giant in darts, guy is a joke but had little bother against a jobber that is just another dutch Wesley Harms
46. To be fair to jobber Landman, he did turn down the chance to play at Lakeshite, just as well now since it was postponed, and instead battered the fat farmer and pocketed 15k. He would have had to reach the semis in the other to get that.
47. Adam Hunt won a dour game against Boris Krcmar, good they are both earning money, but it served only to bore me.
48. Evetts a clogging cunt with a history of choking to multiple munters, missed his first 17 darts at a double and thankfully went out.Things are bad when a taffy ponce winning is the preferred winner.
49. I thought we were watching a preview of some Thai ladyboy sitcom until I realized it was the Rodriguez hermaphrodites doing a promo.
50. Nick Kenny was not wearing his so called lucky watch that was not actually lucky as he took on one of the ladyboys and was the latest jobber and became the next ex bdo cunt to be battered.
51. In an awful MVG promo, Hunchback says" people said I could not be as good as Taylor" You are not, and never will be even if he did beat Barstow.
SUNDAY
52. If Saturday's line up was bad, Sunday's was even more bleak
53. Kuivenhoven disposed of some jobber with ease in yet another dour match
54. Heaver and Mathers who looked like he was ready to explode physically was your typical uk county player versus some international jobber match and was better than I thought, or else I set the bar really low. 2 fodder jobbers there to make up the numbers.
55. Not sure why but Portela irritates me, but credit to him, he pulled out some great legs with an 11 and 12 darters to take it to a final set. I expected more from Soutar even though he won.
56. Ross Smith missed 3 darts to win set 2 against Bunting 3-0, and lost the set after 7 missed set darts and missed set darts in the 4th set, but did level the match to take it to a decider and won in a tie break with checkouts of 167 AND 102, a great watch.
57. I think John Michael fat belly is even bigger than Mathers belly.
58. I fucked off to the pub as it was the last night before the government shut them after 8pm
59. Got home and saw the Beaton Pinocchio result and Steve's interview, and he is right tourcards should be earned, and fat obese cunts like Phil Barrs who think she should be given one for losing first round are part of the reason we are getting this nonsense spewed across social media.
60. Now that pinocchio is gone maybe we can enjoy the rest of the comp with having to listen to any more shit about her, and I don't blame Sheerluck, I blame Sky, PDC and all the ass kissing soyboy cucks and pussywhipped excuses for men to ignorant and stupid to see they are the sexist ones.
61. That cunt Mardle called it game of the tournament, his ass kissing was so bad, he said "she played brilliantly"....she had a scabby losing average of 88.
62. Delighted to see comms and the betas all upset, as teary eyed pinocchio scurried of the stage.Even during the next game Mardle was running his mouth spewing inane nonsense about pinocchio
62.Hempel and Schindler was mostly boring with Hempel hitting a couple of 158 checkouts to go 2 sets up. Schindler missed darts for the second set.He had a losing average of 88, but amazingly Mardle never said "he played brilliantly"...what a surprise eh ?
63. Did not see the Mick version of Ricky Evans against Jonny the pitpony, but caught the checkouts.
64. Already out were both Munters, the over rated post split Bob Potter cup winners of Mitchell and Bunting, the other winners like Kist, Klaasen and Waites could not even qualify. Other over rated Bob Potter cup finalists and semi finalists like Jeff Smith and Mongo Hughes all dumped out early
MONDAY
65. The show started with the expected post mortem and excuse making for pinocchio and her 88 average.
66. Asshole Mardle was reversing quicker than an Italian tank as the realization of his stupidity might have kicked in and now admits she has done nothing to be in the Glorified Invitational non ranking Exbo (Premier league)
67. with Pinocchio out the gap, Sky reverted back to one of their favorite to rim for the evening....the sugar dodging Barney.
68. Fluke Woodlouse beat Soggy biscuit James Wilson, with a 91 average, did not hear anyone claim he played brilliantly, maybe he needed to lose with an average of 88 like pinocchio did for it to be called "playing brilliantly".
69. Rusty Jake who reminds me of Kim Jong Un dumped out Aussie Robbin a decent enough watch, Robb averaged 87, no one praised him.
70. Camera man kept focusing on Barneys new girlfriend and his potbellied manager wearing a white Hugo boss t-shirt that looked like maternity wear on the fat fuck. Ilagan offered nothing.
71. Barneys win meant Scott Waites lost his tour card, the latest ex post split bob potter Cup winner to have a manky xmas.
72. Amazing how Mardle thinks Fatpot is still a top player cos he won a major 11 years ago, Scott Waites won the Slam 11 years ago and he now lost his tour card, does Mardle think he is a top player too ?
73. Kuivenhoven missed multiple crucial darts which allowed Wade take the first 2 sets despite Wade playing shit. Kuivenhoven took the third set 3-0 as Wade averaged 76 and hit more 1s and 5s as prime Mardle, but Wade fell over the line with a match average of 83....it was turgid shit and of course no post match interview.
TUESDAY
74. Laura Turner is atrocious, I am sick of her stupid giggling at nothing and spouting nonsense.What does she know about playing for half a million?
75. The stage dancers, and I use the term loosely, are shit with no cohesion or rhythm and are total cringe.
76. Lewy Williams the latest player to use another players nickname, following the The Heat, and The Iceman saw off Shibata with ease.
77. Larson turned up for his yearly first round job, this time to Jason Lowe in another one sided 3-0 affair.
78. King and Joyce came out of the blocks flying in a belter as Joyce averaging 105 took the first 2 sets, but he has history of blowing leads but no one could have foreseen King winning 9 legs on the trot for the win.
79. Mardle calling Rod Studd "Roderey" only serves to make everyone listening know what a dickhead he is.
80. Despite averaging 4 points less, Chizzy went 2 sets up on Mike de jobber. Chizzy bust 106 for the match but still ran out an easy winner.
81. Mardle, Studd, Adam Smith,and Pearson are all shit as is Stuart Pyke who told us De Jobber always stays straight and then hit a score of 27.
82. John Part seems to be either developing some mental wasting disease or is pissed all the time, Thunder Things is woeful, only Mark Webster is decent. No sign of Rod Harrington.
83. Missed the miserable speed Jobber Vinny dump out Adam Hunt, and missed Bellyboy dump out Ron the bomb. Vinny now up to 28th, above Durrant
84. Flora Hemp Plant and the twink Dimi was a great watch. Dimi starting to look like a podgey chubby fucker lately. Despite Dimi averaging well over 101, Flora took six legs on the trot to win 3-1 in sets. The former world #5 down to 7th and dropping.
85. Devon Petersen averaged 79 in losing set one against Raymond smith, and when smith went 2 sets up the crowd could not care less, and comms clearly disappointed. Devon led 2-1 in legs in set 3 and hit a max and was on his way to a set, but Smith hit maximums himself in consecutive legs and took the set and match.
86. My first thought was Devon would be back if only on the panel or comms, he ticks boxes.
WEDNESDAY
87. Up first was Cheat against Teeth, as Searle took the first set against Borland in quick time, and despite Searle missing half a dozen set darts still took set 2. Borland's 74 average was not cutting it.Comms told us it was a great match. Not sure what they were watching. Searle 3-0. Borland was shit.
88. Adam Smith constantly screams in the microphone, I wonder if the thick cunt is even aware that is why microphones were invented so you dont have to scream ?
89. Durrant averaged over 100 for the first 3 legs, which had some morons claim he was "back" but it was not good enough to win the set and he got worse as it went on and Willie won it easy. Durrant finished with an 80 average. Oscar Pistorius had better legs than him.
90. The world oldest youth, Fluke Humphries ran his gob in a smug promo, he comes across as an arrogant smug prick, I can accept it, and even like it in a player like Bristow or Price who have won titles, but not from him.
91.Sadly Fluke romped home against the Ladyboy #1
92. Joke Ullen did nothing in set one, lost it, woke up and won set 2, went back to sleep and lost set 3. Woke up again and won the match 3-2. Williams was good but once Cullen played well, Williams was only there to make up the numbers.
93. The mushrooms love Williams,and they despise Cullen since he mocked the BDO, so Cullen dumping out their hero in the same session Durrant was sent packing might make them choke on their xmas dinner of roast crayons.
94. The comms are so bad I was hoping the wife would get me a teach yourself Dutch book for xmas, so I could listen to RTL7 instead and understand their commentary
95. Aspinall who was sliding down the rankings took on useless Murnan , Aspinall clear favorite was lucky
96. Wonky Eye Joe with match darts to beat Aspinall, choked, what a surprise. Aspinall needed the win too as he is only clinging on to 14th in the OoM.
97. Dirk took the first set but Boris got better as the game went on and took set 2 and 3, but Dirk battled well to take a great watch to a fifth set.
98. In the final set Boris missed 5 darts to break,and Dirk held and then he missed 7 doubles to break Boris. Enjoyable watch that went to a tiebreak, where Boris missed 4 darts for 3-3 in legs and Dirk won it.
99. Beaton against the Belgian Orphan, was poor stuff. The second set was even worse than the first.there was already 41 missed darts at a double at that point. Huybrechts eventually upped his game and took the 3rd set, Beaton got worse so no surprise that Huybrechts missed 3 match darts and Beaton missed a set dart.Huybrechts returned for the win.
100. The game had a total of 62 missed doubles. Huybrechts averaged 88, the same as Fallon did against Beaton, did any cunt say he played brilliantly ? Of course not.
101. I like Kleermaker, could be the new Vinny van der voort, both Dutch, both lanky, both fast throwers but thankfully Kleermaker is nowhere as miserable as Vinny. Plus anyone that publicly berated the Selecta's and the BDO like he did is OK. in my book.
102. Set 1 went to the Dutchy in a fifth leg. and he missed a set dart for 2-0 before Shitlock leveled in another poor game....but thankfully Kleermaker saw the game out.
103. Would you hire a blind photographer ? Would you hire a deaf telephone receptionist ? No. of course not so why the fuck would the PDC hire a person as caller when they cannot even pronounce their words ? you would think pronunciation would be a factor in that line of work right ? I guess its no surprise he ticks a PC box as well, Whatever happened to hiring people not on sexual orientation, or color, gender, religion or whatever but on fucking ability which he clearly lacks. Huw ware needs to be strangled with his rainbow laces the useless cunt.
THURSDAY
104. Missed the Hector Cake versus Luke Woodlouse match and looking at the stats it appears to have been solid enough standard.Heta's win moves him to #29 and shoves Durrant down to #30.
105. Does Rydz have any family or friends, cos if he had anyone that really cared about him they might tell him how ridiculous his hairstyle is. Does the cunt not own a mirror ?
106. Dolan missed countless doubles and took just 3 legs against Rydz, he wont be missed.
107. Mensur won the first 2 sets against Soutar, the skinniest fireman I have ever seen,
108. At 2 sets up and 2 legs up thanks to a 141 checkout Mensur looked home and dry, but blew 2 match darts, and lost the set, and blew match darts in the 4th set and lost that too. Then a deciding set. Mensur broke and then held with a 102, but soutar held and then broke to take it to a tiebreak and held for 3-2 and Soutar missed 2 match darts, and Mensur leveled and broke for 4-3 and threw for the match and missed 4 more match darts, and Soutar broke back, and held for 5-4 and Mensur missed tops for a 125 and sudden death, and Soutar took out 144 for the win.
109. It was a poor standard but great drama. 8 match darts Mensur missed, thats not even a record in the last 5 weeks, as you might recall Bellyboy in the players champs finals missed 10 in a match. Soutar up 23 places to #54 in the OoM
110. Dolan and Rydz went 12 legs, Soutar and Mensur went 27 legs.
111. Last up was the Iberian Dean Winstanley against Jason Lowe who is too slow for my liking. After Jose missed 4 set darts, Lowe took the set with a 118, averaging 108 for the set. Jose miscounted again as Lowe broke him and Lowe then missed 3 set darts, and it went to a fifth leg and Lowe missed another 3 set darts, but eventually with his 7th set dart hit it and went 2 sets up, Jose woke up took set 3 on throw and set 4 as well and had the darts for the win in set 5. Lowe missed 2 darts to break, Jose held, and that was it and Jose won it with a 124 checkout.
112. I despise simpletons who call the 170 checkout the big fish, when I hear someone say it I automatically accept they are a fucking mutant.Its a stupid nickname made up by a complete simpleton who never won a thing of note. Its like Chris Mascum fans saying motown cos another jobber that never won a thing said it.
113. Marc Almond took on Jason Heaver, with Heaver upsetting comms by taking the first set, He then won just one leg in the next 2 sets. He also needed to sharpen his darts on the shit Unicorn boards.Noppert sealed it with his 6th match dart.
114. Marshmallow Man Clemens broke Lewis Williams twice in taking the first set with lewis averaging 65. He did up it to 73 by the time he lost the second set and Clemens wrapped it up 3-0 without getting out of second gear.
115. With Sky favorite Pinocchio out, all the emphasis was on the sugar dodging Barney, it was nauseating so hardly surprising so many people wanted Cross to win.
116. Barney was brilliant, for the first 2 and a half legs, against Cross averaging 77, but Barney won the set, Cross then won the second set 3-1.Things were at their best in the third set, which went all five legs with Cross hitting the 13th max of the game on his way to taking the set. By set 4 after the postman was failing to deliver the mentally fragile cunt started crying.
117. I mock Gurney and Vinny the Speed jobber for being miserable bastards that would depress you just looking at them, but they are are party animals compared to this sweaty hypoglycemic postman prick. Cross knew he had it won when he saw him crying.
118. With all the bdo shit out, both munters out, and now Barney who would sky give preferential treatment to. Yep, another wife cheating sweaty dutch prick in MVG.
119. Dobey a guy so boring he makes Wes Newton seem entertaining took on ladyboy #2 and Dobey missed 2 set darts in the fifth leg of set one and lost the set. missed 2 set darts in the fifth leg of set 2 and lost the set.Dobey took the next 3 sets in possibly the most boring comeback ever.
120. It has been ALMOST the absolute perfect christmas in darts....that pink wearing fat farmer got raped first round, Barney's hype and meltdown, Munters getting sent packing first round, Dimitri and Durrant who won their only tv comps in empty rooms during covid showing once crowds are back they are early round fodder, the other Jose had an escape against Jason Lowe. MVG losing would have made it perfect, but there is still time and hope he will be gone before the next Knob of the Week is due
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Fuck the WDF, UKDA, MAD and the rest of the clowns, and I almost forgot, another joyous thing, checkout out the bdo website HERE
Spotted this on twitter which made me laugh
Have a Merry xmas folks, and hope all the mushrooms have a depressing one
