The main news this week was Q-school and all the hype that surrounded FallIn SheerLuck, some people were even expecting me to award her Knob of the Week for her failure. Here is the thing, I have been consistent since the very start, I have said multiple times on here, twitter and forums, that my issue was never with the girl, but the hype and bullshit heaped on her by assholes like Sky, The PDC and so called "journalists".
Sheerluck went to q-school in 2019 and she was a failure, she went again in 2020, and she was a failure yet again...She rocked up in 2021, and she proved for a third time to be a failure.
So here she headed in to 2022 Q-School hyped to the nostrils, the same Sky, PDC and so called journalists hyping her ad nauseaum so much so even people who had no issue with the girl was delighted she lost. I myself would not have begrudged her a tour card, but not if it meant he was going in the Premier League and that was always my main complaint.
Unless she wins the whole event tomorrow she is a 4 time Q-school failure, and I wont award Knob of the Week to a person just because they did not improve, she was always mediocre on the floor, nothing has changed, only this year we were subjected to huge amount of lies and bullshit surrounding her. Sensible people could see through it right away, because if you strip away all the hype, all the bullshit, put her gender aside, and what have you got ? A basic dart player and not even a bang average q-school dart player at that, you have a lesser than average player, the results prove this. If she was a bloke would she have gotten this level of attention ? Of course not. The only people who bought that hype and bullshit were simpletons, cucks, pussy whipped morons who lack the comprehension for ever having an independent thought of their own, idiots all conditioned to believe everything they are told, question nothing. The truth always comes out in the end and the truth is she will most likely be a 4 time Q-school failure.
As for those hyping her like sky, all week she dominated their twitter feed, and they showed basically fuckall respect to those that actually won tour cards instead opting to focus on a loser than the actual winners. The highlight of the week was an imitation Sky sports Dart...yes dart. A parody twitter account that wound people up and the number of bites and morons he fooled was priceless.
As each day passed and it became more evident everything I said about Fallon being over rated was coming true, what did people want to do, ignore the facts, have a pop at me instead as if that would change the results or outcome. In the first 3 days she earned ZERO points. The excuse were coming thick and fast. One mental cripple who has knocked Q-school standard in the past was citing how the standard was great, coincidence that, it would only become great when Pinocchio was losing. A sort of roundabout way of making excuses.
Another thing worth mentioning is all those that have stated that Pinocchio is the best female player, I myself for a time was starting to believe that might be true, after a few head to heads between Pinocchio and Myra Hindley, but on reflection, Ashton is not a 4 time q-school failure, she won a tour card in the past something Pinocchio could not do, She won a Women's World title, in fact she won a few, again something Pinocchio could not do, she has never won one and as it currently stands, Ashton has 2 points more in Q-school, but oddly sky sports don't mention this...why is that ? I thought they were suppose to care about the women's game ? Then I was proven right on this also. The PDC or SKY don't give 2 flying fucks about the munters, they just wanted to piggyback of all the media attention of Fallon to increase their traffic and exposure. She was just an implement to use. Look at the pressure sky and the PDC put on the girl with all that hype, how did that help her ? As I said earlier, it turned many against her wanting to see her fail, how did that help the women's game ?
So Knob of the Week goes to SKY, for their non stop sickening hyping of a mediocre player, all because she is female. Vile horrible wannabe woke assholes, who spent time trying to bullshit and convince people that said mediocre player was worthy of a PL sport, treated other players more deserving like they did not exist. If they cared about the girl and not click bait, they would not have heaped all that pressure on hr for al we know they were responsible for he latest failure. Then this is a company that is clearly sexist, then look at their track record for sacking people , look at how they treated white male presenters, especially in football, an agenda driven vile company that I would never support with a single penny. Look at their official darts twitter page. This is their last tweet, 2 days ago, after Pinocchio was doomed they stopped tweeting, fuck everyone else, fuck the male winners, fuck Lisa Ashton the other woman, fuck everything, no more tweets, if that is not an indication of their bias and agenda, and look at their last tweet, and especially he replies HERE
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All this week I was never far from the minds of countless people, can you imagine that, there are people out there who look at a dart result and the first thing they think of when they see the result is think about me, or speak about is me. That is quite frankly insane and somewhat disturbing. This week I saw posts where people wanted others to win a game so that it somehow would piss me off. One abortion survivor from the third world of Birmingham wanted Pinocchio to win a card to piss me off, you would think if he was truly a fan of her he would her to win the card for her benefit. right ?
Even the head of England darts, the guy who looks like Peter Stringfellow with The Aids, could not help automatically obsess about me, when he wrote this on facebook.
Why exactly I would need to eat humble pie is confusing, will Warty winning a card suddenly mean he was never a miserable short arse bitter twisted cunt who spoke out about the PDC ?
Does winning a tour card mean that when he was in the now dead BDO he was not a rat bastard who would use the rule book to his every advantage and would stir up shit ?
Does winning said tour card change history and mean he never gave two fingers to the PDC for the Grand Slam in the past ?
Does winning a tour card mean the little pervert never sexually groped a pregnant woman live on TV ?
Will winning a tour card erase history and create a new timeline ?
If I dislike Warty its because he is a bitter short arse pervert who the PDC should never have allowed enter due to his deviancy. As for him winning a tour card, hard to begrudge anyone who beats everyone put in front of them and wins the day outright, not that he will ever be bothering the engravers at the PDC.
You would think Tommy would more worried about what players are going to replace him and the others who will get tour cards and how it will affect his future events. That's right Tommy you senile old cunt, you should be more worried about your own org and the effects Q-school will have upon it than obsessing about me. Then you never really were one for keeping your bloodshot eye on things, remember when your treasurer was taking tens of thousands from lancashire darts to stick in slot machines, all right under your nose for months, and you were too busy running your trap about others o realize what was happening. You should have retired then ya demented old fool. Then you are just one of many fascinated with my opinion, because with me I don't sugarcoat things, I won't be like Phil the Hippo Barrs and others useless suck up cunts who will say whatever it is to appear nice and polite, and spout lies and bullshit. I don't care if people like me or not, but I wont bullshit them.
THE PREMIER LEAGUE
Earlier this week we got the PDC acting like the BDO with their announcement of a announcement, but unlike the bdo they follow it up, and it was the new PL format.My initial reaction was meh,.. mainly because in the past the whole thing was one giant fucking fiasco, that has a selection process that is ridiculous, having draws in darts just seems ridiculous, and a league format or any type of group format sucks, look at the groups in the Grand Slam for example, a heap of dead rubbers. Add in it was non ranking and rightfully so if every player was picked on favoritism as opposed to merit.
This new system from the off looks far better, no more draws, straight knockout, more like 17 mini comps....so yes it looks better.
However its just a patch up job, there is still too many flaws.
Who are these 8 players going to be ? Suppose the world #5 or #6 is left out to make room for some adulterous sugar dodging bald prick like Barney, then it becomes a joke again.
What happens if Price wins lets say for arguments sake 7 of the first 8 weeks and reaches the semi final in the other week and has 38 points, half way though and the thing is almost foregone conclusion, and if the players selected are indeed lower ranked players, they are just fodder.
Will I watch it...yes, I watch almost all darts, will I truly give a flying fuck ? No.
All those people who say its a major because it has major prize money need to understand one thing what the players earn does not impact on what I or others consider a major or how some of us view the comp. I have stated this before, a bonafide proper Major is a ranking event , not some glorified exbo invitational. The PDC can call it a "premier event"but that don't mean your average viewer will take it as some sort of major, but just some televised darts during the cold boring wet Thursdays of Winter during covid,....nothing more.
And who are the 8 players ? What are they waiting for ? That covid excuse might work for dates and arena's etc but not for the selection of players. Why were the players not named ?
I don't believe there was any mention of changing the rule about the top 4 automatically being selected, so that means Price, Wright MVG and Wade re in. Wade being an automatic qualifier will no doubt infuriate the PDC cunts like the cum sponge Matt Porter. Bellyboy and Sulky Ando are the worlds #5 and #6 and like Wade @ #4, and Wright @ #2, all semi finalists in the recent world championships. Jonny Clayton who won 4 tv titles and is the reigning PL champ and the world #8 should be in also. That leaves one spot, and even though De sousa is 7th, you could argue Cross in #10 is the preferred choice, De Sousa and Dimitri and both dropping down the rankings, where as Cross is rising and is afterall the current European champion, and Sky once stated TV titles matter, when they put that sweaty ex postman and moping sack of shit Barney in the PL cos he was part of a World Cup winning team....that was really scraping the barrel. That's akin to giving Hendo a place cos Scotland won the World Cup.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS SPONSORSHIP
For years, I have had the misfortune to see the same pathetic mushrooms hate the PDC, but spend their life watching it anyway so they can complain, criticize the PDC for all sorts of things.
Toyboards for example, but oddly when Scott Mitchell and others bomb, they don't say anything, seems its only toy boads when successful PDC players do well. When Warty won a tourcard today, not once on 3 forums or anywhere on social media did i see someone call them toy boards....amazing coincidence that eh ? They never liked successful players, hence why Phil Taylor who stood for everything the PDC represented was one they hated more than anyone.
Another of their pathetic complaints is Barry Hearn who is supposedly exploiting the game, as if him promoting it world wide and putting up a prize fund in multi millions is a bad thing. Or how he was only involved for the money, Imagine that, a business man only interested in making his company successful, but somehow that is a bad thing too.
Q-school is another, how dare the PDC take in entry fees, and not give out a prize, even though there are hundreds more than willing to sign up, and are happy to enter and hope to earn a tourcard and get free entry to countless events on a tour with millions on offer.
Another complaint is how the PDC are evil because of their links with gambling companies, oddly none of them complain about betting companies sponsoring modus and other shit....go figure.
This week the PDC announced a new sponsor for the next World Championships, and no it was not a gambling company so surely the pathetic mushrooms would be happy right ? After all they did not like gambling companies (only in the PDC obviously)....so imagine my lack of surprise when they found a way to complain about this too. One febbleminded simpleton complained about "Hearn putting all his eggs in one basket". The thought of acknowledging the PDC moving away from betting companies would be too much for them, their automatic response is to find something new to complain about.
Deep down the mushrooms would have wanked themselves blind had an Uncle Barry type figure did the same for the BDO as Hearn did for the PDC, I bet a gambling sponsor would be heralded had the now defunct bdo got one, the exploiting of the game would be called "growing it", Q-school would be called grass roots or some other name to suit a cause. There would be no complaints of too much prize money or over exposure on tv either.
Thankfully the bdo is dead, and hopefully in time so will the WDF, and the exodus of seeds that got tour cards will be a kick in the gonads.
THE WDF "World Championships" & Seniors
Yes, this clusterfuck that was postponed due to appalling ticket sales or roughly 15%, and covid used as an excuse. This is scheduled for April, but from what I can gather at the moment with a day of Q-school left, the WDF have lost not just their #1 seed, but Warty who was I think the #4 seed, and odds are another 5 or 6 more will be getting tourcards based on the current rankings.
so to the morons who in their minds think I am annoyed at Warty and WDF players winning tourcards, tell me, surely that weakens the WDF comp then ?Should it go ahead, These clowns might have to do a re draw, another thing that the bdo were used to doing and fucking up too.
Richie Burnett and Kevin Burness had both qualified for the Seniors make believe World's championships and with both looking set to earn tour cards they will be out the gap, meaning 3 places to be filled if you count Ted Hankey's omission. Evison might just get in yet.
Maybe they will invite Justin Pipe, or maybe they could ask Wez Newton to take Hankey's spot, and with Wez being underage it would be apt.
will leave you with this by the crayon gobbler , who gets very defensive over the bdo, wdf and the rest of the amateur fuckwits, who thinks he is important in darts......the nearest he came to fame was when the cameras at Lakeshite caught him picking his nose and rolling his snot. Thankfully the camera moved before he ate it.
A screencap before the mongoloid clubfooted gimpazoid deletes it.
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