Friday, May 15, 2020



3 weeks ago I wrote on this blog
"As for the PDC online heap of shit, as mentioned the quality visually is something the BDO would do, and I bet that looking at the results so far where the 3 biggest players in terms of name value and major trophy winners, in Wright, Price and Wade not qualifying, we will see the PDC invent some rule where all those major players will be gifted another chance in some ridiculous second chance group. Not that it matters as this is all non ranking shit, that really does not matter a fuck"

Sure enough this week it was announced that Krusty and Vermin Price are taking part in the upcoming groups.
Why ? They had their fucking chance and lost. Is the PDC going to keep running groups until it eventually gets the players they want ?
Why is Krusty and Vermin getting second chances, even useless cunts like Hendo and Marc Almond's twin brother Danny Noppert are getting second chances.
This proves exactly everything about this being a total heap of shit. It has a retarded selection process, is a quality that is beneath BDO standards, and means absolutely nothing.
But the one plus for the PDC is at least they are putting their big names in, even if some of the cunts are getting multiple goes.

Then there is the WDF Retirement Darts League..
They announced their line up for their next event, and  I thought there last comp where the average age for the ten men involved was a few weeks short of 50...yes 50 was bad, but the next one promises to be comedy gold. In an effort to be political correct, even at the expense of quality they decided to put 4 munters in the next one, just so there could be women in it, not because they will add anything quality wise. If that was not bad enough, 2 of the munters are Stacey Pace and Tina Osborne.
My first reaction was who the fuck are these wenches ?
It gets worse....The men's list had more Q-school failures in Darren Herewini and Yank fodder in the woeful Joe Chaney. They did replace the over 50s of Daryl Fitton and Gary Jobson with....wait for it, even older players....I shit you not, They brought in Justin Thompson and 62 year old Larry Butler.
If you are going to bring in old farts, why not bring in Wayne Warren, he is after all the so called "World Champion" on that side of the divide.....but why go for Wayne Warren when you can get Thibault Tricole.

I bet the averages in this will be kept quiet....here is the line up....a veritable "who's who of uber jobbers, munters and nobodies.
1. James Richardson
2. Jim Williams
3. Paul Hogan
4. Tony O'Shea
5. Darren Herewini
6. David Cameron
7. Joe Chaney
8. John O'Shea
9. Justin Thompson
10. Larry Butler
11. Lorraine Winstanley
12. Richard Veenstra
13. Stacey Pace
14. Thibault Tricole
15. Tina Osborne
16. Laura Turner


BDO Mushroom cunts always quick to defend this shit, be it BDO or WDF,etc and try slate the PDC will be saying how this is a better quality, production wise, to the PDC online shit, and what I saw of the PDC shit which I have not watched in weeks is anything to go by, that this is indeed true, the WDF shit is a better production, but that just means jobbers and munters throwing utter shit is clearer to view. A quality picture won't compensate for some munter you never heard of averaging 45 on a cam stream is hardly set the world alight.

The same defenders of all things WDF went silent when it came out their "world cup" was cancelled.
I even saw one dwarf on a forum claim the PDC should bring in bdo shit and expand the PDC World Cup to teams of 4 men and 2 munters.
Firstly, why the fuck would the PDC who have an event that has no problem attracting sponsors, no problem selling tickets, no problem finding tv stations to air it, want to fuck with what is successful and dilute their successful product and change it by bringing in munters.
If teams like Phillipine or Hungary etc are shit with just 2 players, could you imagine the standard if they had 4 men and 2 munters.
Even if the PDC  went to just 4 men teams, there would not be a single bdo player good enough to qualify for any of the major countries.
The fact morons on forums think the PDC should be bailing out the BDO or WDF, or fucking up their own comps to facilitate bdo begging scum is mental illness.

Remember when Uncle Barry offered £2million to the BDO and was basically told fuck off, I bet Uncle Barry is still pissing himself laughing now. I laugh thinking how bleak the future is on that side of the divide.

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Saw a video on youtube this week where the annoying Dan Dawson was asking Rod Studd, Wayne Mardle and Stuart Pyke to name the five greatest players ever.

Rod Studd said Wayne Mardle was in top 10,and judging by the way it came across I am not sure if he was joking or not, A former fat dancing snowflake prick whose biggest win ever in darts are Knob of the Week titles would not be in a top 100, As I mentioned numerous times unless you won multiple PDC majors in a field that contained Taylor ans/or Van Gerwen then you are not an elite player.

Studd had Mardle ahead of Wade, a player that won 9 televised titles in a field that contained Taylor and MVG.
He had Mardle ahead of Bob Anderson, who not only won 3 consecutive Winmau Masters in an unseeded field and a unified code, but won a World title in a unified code.
But not to be outdone in the stupidity stakes the stupid cunt Mardle then tried to belittle the great Bristow by declaring players like Bristow and others like Jocky and Lowe, which he also left out of his list, were playing nobodies, and that they were not as talented.
Bristow was hitting 97 averages in a unified World final on them old boards with thick wires and staples.....what have you ever done you useless lump of human faeces wrapped in skin ?How many World finals has Mardle played in, never mind averaging 97 on old board.
That cunt Mardles bitterness is clearly evident for all to see.
He obviously still despises Taylor for the rapings Taylor gave him throughout his miserable career, and tried to claim MVG was better than Taylor, based on this logic that if both played 1000 legs Taylor would win, but MVG's performances for certain legs would be better. How the fuck does that make sense, when Mardle admitted he would pick Taylor to win ?

Way I see it Taylor even past his "prime" was still beating MVG who was in his "prime". Taylors head to head is better, there is no shadow of doubt Taylor is above MVG, the only question was if Taylor was above Bristow.
Remember Bristow had 5 world titles in a unified field, MVG has just 3 PDC titles, so there no doubt MVG is nowhere close to the top 2 in my opinion. I would have Bristow #1, not just because of Bristows cockiness, or his more natural flair, and not because he was the first and most famous dart player for decades before darts became what it is now, and was a household name, but because Bristow was in my opinion a better player, besides 5 unified world titles, he reached 10 world finals, Prime Bristow  was a better player than Taylor. Even when Bristow was well past his best, suffering from Dartitis which he got in 1986, he was still reaching World finals only losing out to other greats like Lowe, Wilson and Taylor he could still give Taylor a game as evidenced in the 1997 PDC World championships when Eric took Taylor to a tiebreaker in a best of 9 sets.

As for the video, when Stuart Pyke is the most sensible person on a panel, you can imagine how retarded the others are.
The video is HERE

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Although it is rare, it is good to see some of the people who get a slating on here take it on the chin and see the funny side of this. In the past people like Dean and Lorraine Winstanley took a photoshop pic I did and got them made into T-shirts, even Glen Durrant  who I take the piss out of, sees the funny side of things, well this week Fran Carragher who I mentioned last week was another who sees the funny side of things., even if he is a tight mick fucker with his cheap custard creams, as I am more of a chocolate polo man myself.





Speaking of Glen Durrant he put out this tweet this week,



It got me thinking and laughing about the time the Gazette newspaper  back in June 2017 posted an article on Glen Durrant playing in the PDC Grand Slam for a second time, and this is what they posted, which I then posted on forums before the thick cunts who call themselves "journalists" realized their mistake and changed it....this is the actual screenshot


I get that most people back then would have no idea who Durrant was , and was probably more known for being the friend of Rapist Tony Eccles, but surely they should have known who Ravenelli was.

Lastly, Des the Liar said that BDO Enterprise has been liquidated, but according to companies House it has not, so yet another lie from that cunt.

Meanwhile The BDO seemingly gave the Scottish counties a choice of Ten options on how they should end the season. Ten of the counties voted for option 10 which was finish it now and back back the counties the money....but even that could not be done with another fiasco
 as not all the counties in England got to see all the options.  Tommy the Jews own county Lancashire were only given 7 options, as were many other Counties.
Guess what happened when a number of counties contact Des and the BDO over this....thats right Des the liar took no responsibility and blamed someone else.
Who saw that coming ?, seems it was the fault of Frank Branscombe/

That said fuck the counties, was it not 66% of these same Counties that voted Des the liar back in ?
Are we now suppose to feel sympathy for these counties now whinging like bitches.

Fucking morons the lot of them
Here is the latest horseshit spewed by the Jacuzzi seller with the giant white plastic looking teeth who makes Donald Trump look pale.



So the winner of this weeks Knob of the Week goes to Bill Hatter of the WDF for their shit Darts Retirement League.
As head of the organisation running this the buck stops with him, in the same way Uncle Barry or Des the Liar will be responsible for their orgs.

Til next week folks.