Friday, May 1, 2020

This morning Tommy the dinosaur took to facebook to post this horseshit
"Today the Tri-Nations publish their vision for the future of grass root darts; it is quite a comprehensive document. The executive of the Tri-Nations has tried to address many of the concerns of grass root dart players, whilst keeping in place the integrity of the system.
Although we are all unsure, when any plans can be implemented due to the current pandemic, the Tri-Nations executive feel that is imperative , that plans are in place once the sport of darts returns to normal.
We urge all officials and players to study the plans we are putting forward, plans which have been fully costed, and are a viable way forward, for everyone, should they choose to join us. It would be helpful to gauge some sort of support, to enable us to go into the market place confident we have a product on offer, which is supported by you the players.

On Behalf of the Tri-Nations Darts Ltd.
Tommy Thompson"

Has anyone told the stupid cunt that the counties are not with Tommy ?
The counties would rather go begging a scumbag liar who lost the bdo almost £700k that back this tri nations shit.
Its done Tommy, the counties voted for Des over you, which part of this are you struggling to grasp.
I took a glimpse of the pdf that accompanied the Tri Nations announcement  and I am still giggling at the claim that it costs "less than the price of a sausage roll".
Do people still eat that shit ? This sums up the mentality of the people involved and the type of people they are trying to attract I guess.
Also hilarious is this almost desperate crying how somehow "your sport" is in danger and needs saving. Hey Tommy have you ever heard of the PDC ? Darts is in fine shape, and as for the people in the pubs and clubs, they will continue playing long after you are rubbing shoulders with Fatz and Olly in Hell ya genetic throwback.

The PDF can be viewed HERE
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Not to be outdone Des the simpleton and his retarded organisation also had their press announcement this morning and if I were to pick out all the shit in it, I would be here til next week.
Take a look at this shit.






The main things I have to laugh at are how the EDO will no longer be getting 50 pence coins from the sales of programmes. Gone are the days when Irene Mungins who worked for Tommy the Jew, could cram as many of them into a slot machine under the nose of the dinosaur cunt.
The annual £1 a year membership fee for Super League players...thats right, you pay the bdo to play darts, not them paying you, has been increased to £5 a year. The reason given ? you cannot get anything for a quid these days, how much  did Tommy say those sausage rolls were again  in his press release ?

Also next years the counties dont have to pay the £800 quid, so where is the prizemoney next year going to come from, when they admit they have no money now and wont be in profit until at least Winter 2022, if even then. ....which begs the question why are they still in existence ?
And lastly I love how the Covid was mentioned as part of the reason the bdo was in the shit. Do they really think even the bdo fan with the lower IQ will buy that. The bdo was in the shit long before the Kung Flu was kicking ass on the Orient.

Meanwhile there is no news it seems on any of the morons that coughed up for the Torremolinos gig  are getting any refunds, but it is hard to feel any sympathy if those morons do get shafted, they deserve it.
I cannot wait to see what comes next from the BDO under these simpletons.
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Of course with the obvious lack of darts due to the corona which is really racking up the bodies in the UK due to ignorant thick cunts who think the rules do not apply to them and unable to follow the most basic social distancing laws, there is fuck all happening, bar those online comps.It is people like this cunt is why the Brits are filling up mortuaries.
Moron

I watched the semis and final of the Retirement Darts League, which was won by the droopy lookalike James Richardson. Yes, an ex PDC failure unable to keep a tourcard ran through the entire bdo/wdf field of jobbers washed up cunts and q-school failures.
Not only did Richardson finish top of the league but won his semi final and final with complete ease, which pissed off a few mushroom cunts still bitter that ex PDC were allowed play in their little comp.

As for the PDC shit  online comp, no idea what is happening, have not watched a game of their in almost 2 weeks.
As for the modus one I tuned in tonight and saw Phil Taylor beat that bearded giggling prostate hole yet again,I still have no clue why Phil Taylor matches are only first to 4 while every other seems to be first to 5, or why his results did not count. Meanwhile the Corona virus expert Dr Chris Mason was rimming the hole of prostate hole all night and even tried to make out the bearded prick had a good record against Taylor, as if they were on some sort of par. The "Scania Open was brought up, yep, that non televised floor comp from a lifetime ago was brought up as a win the bearded cunt got, speak about scraping the barrel.
You only had to listen to the ex con and corona expert to hear the bitterness in his voice when speaking about Taylor, its obvious the continuous rapings Taylor gave Mason has left him bitter for life.


Speaking of the virus, Kyle Anderson announced on twitter he has now tested negative for the virus, good for him, even if he is a boring player to watch.

Til next week folks.