The most obvious headline of the week was the scumbag and proven liar Des Selecta getting voted back in to the chairman's job. When the BDO rank and file are shaking their heads in disbelief and even agreeing with me you know how fucked up things are. If I said it once I said it a thousand times, they really are the comedy gift that keeps on giving.
The history of the BDO, from Olly, through Prostate Hole , via Popcorn teeth to Des would make a superb comedy movie. Think of it...A Lakeshite movie , just throw in bias cunts like Tony Green ,the Lakeshite weekly piss up where players who lost first round would spend the week horsing pints, the Salmonella stories, Darts in the lake, Nick Kenny's lucky watch, the fines for the fire, how chips and a burger cost more than if you buy them separate, hover board incidents, the annual warty first round exit, tv cameras caring more about Sharon Adams in a toilet than their world final, Tony Fleet barely able to stand let alone throw darts, munters so fat they make wwe wrestlers look like midgets, while Fatz the racist abuses people, back stage fights, stories of watered down drink, the Bo Selecta walk on before losing in the shortest match of the comp, promises of a new era, fake tan signs, invisible dogs on a lead, a meat raffle, old people in the crowd knitting, and of course Trina lubing up the arms of pissed up players, it has it all., and I am sure there is a heap more I left out.
If you could make that movie and no one would believe an organisation like this could possibly exist....but it does...or at least it does for a little bit longer.
Most people I spoke with this week are saying Des will easily beat Popcorn Teeth for the most number of KotW titles, and that seems a formality, however Des does not win it this week. Does he deserve to for putting his name forward again after resigning ? Well Yes he was a contender, but other people are more deserving this week, namely the counties, who were the ones who not only voted the lying sack of shit back in, but seemingly begged him to take the job. Let that sink in.
That is right, the Counties actually begged the cunt who lost almost 700k in less than 3 years to take over and look after the finances.
Tell me these fucking morons don't deserve everything they get.
I do not believe for one second the counties that voted the cunt back in did so with the best intentions of their members, no chance. As stupid as the BDO old farts are, there is no way those counties are representing their memberships opinions, you only have to look at the feedback on social media.
Almost 10 years ago I made this pic on a dart forum and today it is as apt as ever.
As for Des, the cunt is now in charge of the finances.You can still find a link on the BDO site to ordering tickets for the event in the 02, that was played months ago....this fucking org.
They even have the Des the liar resignation news on there, despite him coming back.
Remember a few weeks back Des stated this in his retirement speech ?
I uncover an invoice that a BDO Director instructed the supplier to change and then some confusion about the same payment not being made for almost 4 months? I challenge it and suddenly £3,000+ gets transferred back into the BDO account? this issue is currently with the South Wales Police (I have a crime reference number).
If Des is reading this I would like to ask , how is that "investigation" coming along Des ?
Is this another one of your lies like the half million pound investor you had lined up ?
Or the lie you made about securing the O2 for a decade before trying to whore yourself out to Bob Potter.
Are you paying back the morons who coughed up for the Torremolinos gig ?
Did you sell that Jacuzzi?
Enlighten us all how you think your "insurance" will cover most of the bdo losses you claimed.
What I am most looking forward to is this clampdown on anti bdo posts on social media. I cannot wait to see how he goes about that. Is he going to ring the police on everyone. Cunt even rang the police on my blog, but the Irish cops just laughed at him, then I don't issue threats and I only post the truth, if my language is a bit colorful and upsets snowflakes.
Des, the cunt who laughed at peoples cancer, threatened people, told Tommy the Jew he hoped his cancer would kill him, etc, this is the guy crying about people using social media.
He is so thick he thinks people laughing at him caused the BDO to be shit. Guess what Des, the laughing, mocking and ridicule began when it became evident you had not a blessed clue what you were doing.
Tell me, was is social medias fault you lost almost 700k, was it social medias fault you abused people, or rigged the Masters draw for the benefit of your wife.
If you really had people conspiring against you why did you take the job back, in fact why did you even put your name forward again ? I bet you won't acknowledge this on your social media.
It might have taken the idiots a lot longer to realize what others knew all along but everyone sees you for what you are, and no amount of lies, bullshit and spin will ever alter that.
When it all goes wrong, and make no mistake it will, you will be back on social media to lay the blame on anyone and but yourself.
Then there is Tommy the dinosaur, one of the instigators of the Tri-Nations clusterfuck, the man who whilst suffering from cancer was told that he hoped he would die, by Des the scumbag. Will tommy be "supporting" Des again on social media ? Or is the oild buffoon going to pretend his recent 180 against Des did not happen. How bad is it that the BDO counties would have Des back before they would support Tommy the Jew.
Seriously the people in the bdo have to be without doubt the thickest cunts ever in the history of mankind to run an org that claims to have a "world pro".
No doubt some moronic bdo muppet will try tell me the WDF is the new one to watch out for, this will be different, things are looking positive.
Still when the BDO are gone Des can blame Covid, why left things loke facts get in the way how he fucked it long before the
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All week I heard from bdo morons on social media saying how the quality of the bdo/wdf shit called remote darts was better quality that the PDC home tour comp or whatever it is called, and they were 100% right, the production and visual of the Remote League was far superior to that of the PDC shit, so much so ,you could see the shittier games and averages clearer on the BDO youtube channel..games where useless cunts were winning with an average in the 70s. One cunt from Birmingham, so obviously a moron, claimed a game where 2 players averaged under 73 was a "great game", tell me that is not bdo brainwashed indoctrination.
Then this is the nearest thing the bdoWDF /shower of shits will ever get to the PDC in terms of a Premier League, you could nearly call it their "Super Series". They tried to copy the PDC format of a 10 player league, based over a number of nights, then have the top 4 qualify. Have you seen the cunts in it ?
A who's who of PDC failures, complete jobbers, and guys approaching 60 who never won a thing of note. In fact the most "successful" player of the entire ten was Walton with a solitary Bob Potter cup.
Look at the ages of those in it.
Gary Robson - 52
Darryl Fitton - 57
Wes Newton - 42
Alan Norris - 48
John Walton - 58
Tony O’Shea - 58
Paul Hogan- 56
Jim Williams - 35
Dean Winstanley - 39
James Richardson - 46
That is an average age not far short of 50. Where are the upcoming stars of the BDO WDF , oh wait, they all fucked off to q-school and those with any talent got a card, like Kleermaker, the rest of the cunts returned back to the bdo/wdf shit, including the youngest player on that list Jim Williams, a perennial Q school failure and Grand Slam of Darts jobber. Deplorable shit, what I saw on the 2 nights I took a look at, and what I saw bored me senseless, although did get a laugh out of mocking the cunts trying to convince themselves this was good on the chat as I could offend people without even trying. Just posting actual stats and facts had cunts crying for me to be banned.
I admitted on there I am shit at darts, and was asked why I would watch something I am shit at. Imagine that mentality, that you could only watch things you are good at. There was me watching F1, premier league football, etc. Seems I must now not watch them either....
As for the PDC online heap of shit, as mentioned the quality visually is something the BDO would do, and I bet that looking at the results so far where the 3 biggest players in terms of name value and major trophy winners, in Wright, Price and Wade not qualifying, we will see the PDC invent some rule where all those major players will be gifted another chance in some ridiculous second chance group. Not that it matters as this is all non ranking shit, that really does not matter a fuck.
I saw a bit of the Modus online stuff, and that was the best quality of them all, saw Phil Taylor average in the 80s and it was more than enough to raped prostate hole Adams.
Speaking of the bearded giggling prick who would sell his principles, the asshole Wayne Mardle , in an effort to garner attention for himself put out his all time top ten dart players, and seems a lot of people did not agree with him. Mardle has Prostate Hole Adams not only in his all time top 10, he even had the giggling spineless prick ahead of Bob Anderson, the very same bob Anderson that won the Masters 3 years in a row when it was not a seeded event,something spineless did not do, the same Bob Anderson that won a unified world Title. He even had prostate hole ahead of John Lowe, the guy that won Unified world titles. Jocky Wilson did not even make his list. He even had Hunchback MVG as the #1, ahead of Taylor and Bristow who were far superior. Then it comes as no surprise, its quite obvious Mardle is still having hang ups from the raping after raping Taylor gave him over the years, during a career when Mardle won absolutely nothing.
As for Prostate hole, he would never make a true top 30, let alone top ten, when anything he even won was in a depleted field. Look at who Prostate hole beat to win his bob Potter Cups...Dave Chiz-Nil, a cunt with a trophy cabinet as empty as Mardle's, Dean Winstanley, a nice guy, but a complete total jobber, and pub qualifier Phill Nixon, a trio of utter useless cunts. I spoke before how Spineless took quarter of century to win a Bob Potter cup, first he had to wait a dozen years and the split to happen to just qualify, then hung around like a bad smell until guys that owned him like Barney, King etc fucked off, before he could clean up against the shit that was left.
Scott Waites is, was and will always be a better player than the giggling bearded cunt. At least Waites won the Grand Slam of Darts, a tv title considered by many as a Major,and he won it against proper players. Unless you played against the best in the PDC, or played in the BDO prior to the split, no amount of amateur pub titles won in Bobs salmonella centre will warrant you a spot in a top 30.
There are players that have won multiple PDC majors who mardle never added to the list, yet he would add a pub player in Adams, shows what the thick prick knows. In my opinion any player that won a PDC major is by default already higher in the all time list than prostate hole.
I would go as far to say Prostate hole, the man who sold his principles for the PDC coin of Uncle Barry, was not even in the top 5 players in the BDO AFTER the split.
I would put all these ahead of him
Waites
Part
Hankey
Barney
Durrant
Even Bunting,Burnett and Beaton I would have ahead of Spineless.
Then is anyone surprised Mardle would have him in the list ? Remember Mardle once joined a darts forum and acted like he was something special, and when told some home truths he responded with "I have more money" before leaving the forum.....a pattern that was later copied by the telescope inspector Jamie Cave-In. How is that income coming along now Jamie you prick ?
A couple of people asked me to mention Klaasen who was supposedly caught cheating on some live stream. I could not tell from the clip I saw if he did or not, then I was not bothered, I find it absolutely fucking amazing more people get upset over klaasen possibly cheating during an online game, than there was people getting upset when he was sending dick pics to a down syndrome child. shows where these peoples priorities are. You would think the latter would cause more anger than a fucking online heap of shit.
Another fucker accused of cheating this week was a player called Aaron Dyer.
https://twitter.com/anonymous_darts/status/1253264865713688577
Seems Aaron has admitted he was not throwing from the right distance and the money he would have won he no longer gets. The PDC, BDO,WDF, Modus etc can all claim they are doing this for the darts fans, but the reality is the majority of this online shit is done for the degenerate gambling fucks.
Lasty, maybe I should be thankful for the complete stupidity of the BDO counties as we now should get a lot more comedy from the bdo.
Here is a toip for the BDO , how about taking down Des's resignation speech of their wensite.
And removing the link to where you can buy tickets for the BDO World champs at the O2, the event that bombed months ago.
Till next week folks.
