I should by right give the proven liar and useless cunt running the BDO yet another Knob of the Week award, but someone else deserves to get it for a change.
There is no doubt whatsoever the useless liar will win countless more in the near future.
That however does not mean I wont mention how the Jacklins went out to turkey to play in an event full of "smelly vile turkish people".
Those were his own words when describing the local people. Still what does he care while he is busy profiting from an event he runs and used his position as head of the BDO to promote using the very same BDO.Meanwhile the players sit in ignorance on what is happening, but fuck them players, the county boards etc, they were the ones who wanted him as chairman.
And what about Lakeshite ? Who knows, Seem Sportotal or whatever they are called are the ones supposedly sorting this mess out, so the ex waiter has washed his hands of it. Convenient that.
I seen some comments on social media where some "fanatics" are upset as they already booked the week at bobs hotel and now are crying because they are not sure its even happening. I have zero sympathy for those fucking morons.
The usual attention whores on fanatics have claimed they were given proof of Lakeshite happening, except these attention whores are lying, why would they know and the players not ?
I knew when the ex waiter took over things would be fucked up but never imagined it would be this bad....long may it continue.
This week the award goes to the hypoglycemic head shaking, lazy ex postman, who as I predicted last month, would do what he does every single year in late October or early November and announce he would do the full tour next year or be more active on it.
Sure enough the announcement came this week. This as always is a ploy for him to keep his name in the news, as his so called darting ability wont be doing it.
I don't know which is more sad, the lazy dutch cunt actually believing his own bullshit, or the simpleton fans actually buying that crap. Some dart fans still think he is a big name in darts. A lazy cunt that will only be remembered for his single world title almost 12 years ago.
He has not won a single PDC major ranking tv title since 2007.
The only events he has won in a decade have been non ranking things.I know some people will claim he won the Grand slam years ago, but that was a non ranking invitational event, and here is the part people seem to forget, the lazy cunt only qualified for that Grand Slam by one single route, and that was by winning the World Cup.
The very same world cup where MVG carried his diabetic arse, and the same World Cup that Barney should not have even been in since he only got in because that hunchback goblin cunt MVG had a hissyfit and had the rightful player in Jelle Klaasen forced out of the World Cup.
So Barney gets a free, undeserved entry in to the World Cup, gets carried by the best player in the world at present, and he gets into the GSoD.
Then getting undeserved entry into events is something the sweaty excuse making prick is well used to. Look at the Premier League.
If Jelle Klaasen was not such a sick perverted cunt,he would have joined MVG in the dutch team and Barney would have missed more than one Grand Slam.
But fortunately for Barney, MVG did not want anything to do with Klaasen and still to this day refuses to shake his hand. Odd that MVG had no problem shaking the hand of Phil Taylor who has a sexual conviction or the fact MVG had no problem shaking the hand of another sexual deviant in Ross Montgomery during the last Grand Slam, the same Montgomery who groped a woman live on tv during a Bob Potter cup.
Then MVG is a hypocrite.
For years simpletons tried to justify Barneys inclusion by spouting nonsense like he sells tickets in Holland, those days are long long since gone, the PDC have MVG.
If the Premier League can grow yearly despite them losing the greatest player ever in Phil Taylor, it most certainly can do without the lying sack of shit that is Barney,
Then this announcement is only to keep him in the news and put him in the mind of people for his next inevitable wildcard for the PL.
You will have that squinty eyed muppet Dave Clark and his annoying sidekick cunt Mardle try to bullshit us how he is one of the greats and morons will lap that shit up.
Of course if the PDC ever decide to leave the prick out of the glorified exbo that is the PL you just know Barney will announce his "retirement year" just like Taylor did and then get another undeserved spin in the PL the year after.
The Barney of 2007 was a joy to watch. This present day Barney is a disgrace, an unmotivated cunt who only seems to give a shit in the World Champs.
Faster he fucks off and retire the better.I believe this is his 4th year on the trot he has announced he is doing the full tour next year only to go back on his word.Next year will not be any different.
Here is the thing, I don't care if he does a Gary Anderson and skips events cos he is old or tired from diabetes, that is fine, its the bullshit every single year which we all know is bullshit that annoys the fuck out of me.
Do the tour or don't, make a decision and stick to it.
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The World Series qualifier was on tonight and another example of how floor players and tv players are a different breeds.
Tonight saw Fatpot beaten by Tony Newell, even Bunting who had a 105 average had the snot pasted out of him by Keegan Brown who had a 116 average.
You just know Brown who qualified wont get within 20 points of that on tv come the world Series.
The good news was Justin Pipe, Jamie Cave-in, and Droopy James Richardson in his National front type shirt wont be gracing our screens. Neither will Kim Huybrects or his dad Ronnie who were both beaten by Maik Langendorf, on his way to qualifying.
Hunchbacks best friend , the elongated string of misery Vincent van der Voort went to a last leg decider in his match with that spaz Aaron Monk, and despite VvdV leaving 61 after just nine darts completely choked.
Good riddance to him as well. sick shit of VvdV and all his ailments. He is like the dutch version of Mervyn king with his bad back and medical issues.
What is it with Dutch people and them being the most depressing miserable cunts on Earth ?
Saw that Ross Smith in his match against Robert Thornton had 124 left and bust the score, but glad he went on to qualify, he is a player I dont mind watching, and was good to see Robert Thornton hitting some form in his matches.
Its amazing how the very same people who call Barney one of the greats who "deserves a PL spot", never give the same sort of respect to the likes of Robert Thornton, who has won majors in the last decade something Barney has failed to do.
Thorntons UK Open win one of the best runs ever in darts in my opinion, and he beat MVG in the final of his other Major, you dont see him or other players that won proper majors in the last decade like Wade or Adrian Lewis get the same preferential treatment that Barney gets. You dont see these people claim they deserve a PL spot, because those players dont, and if they dont deserve it...and neither does Barney
Then as I always said there is a clique in darts and Barney is most certainly in it.
Last weekend Paul Nicholson had a go at Adam Smith Neale, the PDC jobber that popped along to Bridlington and won the BDO Masters.
When told that Smith Neale was now playing darts for "his county" Lincolnshire, Nicholson said Smith Neale should hang his head in shame. Nicholson said it was "fishy" how Smith Neale was now playing for the team run by the chubby ex waiter with the giant white plastic looking teeth. I heard everyone that turns up at a Lincoln game gets a free poster of Des and the Winmau director....whether they want it or not.
