Friday, October 12, 2018


For all intents and purposes I could nearly rewrite what I wrote about the failures of the BDO from last week, since the BDO have done fuckall since then in relation to their "world pro".
In fact if anything they are in an even worse position now, since its now one less week available for them to sell tickets, and judging by the crowds they get at events not even all the milkmen in the UK could solve this problem.
Bobs hotel is the only venue that sells tickets, and even that is less busy each year, and if the fat liar running the BDO takes the "world pro" away from bobs hotel then their crowds will be as bad as was at the Masters.
The fat liar that runs the BDO spent another week ignoring the players and the fans again on social media while people like Deta Hedman were crying on social media. The lying cunt Jacklin was too busy promoting the Turkish open , a comp he stands to financially gain from.
Slowly but surely even the most retarded cunts in the BDO will see Jacklin for the lying scumbag I always said he was.
Still no sign of the sponsored he promised to bring in when he was voted in and  for this and all his other failing he again wins Knob of the Week. At this rate I cannot see anyone else getting close to winning it.

The highlight of last weekend for me has to be Adam Smith Neale. Here is a guy not good enough to get into the PDC top 128, and is currently 37th on the PDC secondary tour. He goes to the Masters, and wins it. I read that he worked in a slaughter house. Well last weekend he slaughtered the fuck out of everyone in the BDO.
As an unseeded player he battered 5 seeds, including the BDO #1 Phatom of the Opera Glen Durrant, the BDO #2 Scabies Arm Mark McGeeney, and the BDO #3 the queer looking coal scavenger Jim Williams. Smith Neale beat them all, and over the longer distance. I personally enjoyed watching bells palsy shit himself in the final. Any wonder that mutant declared himself BDO for Life, he would be raped in the PDC with a frail mental state like his.

Other things of note in the Masters.
Scott Waites was caught cheating.In his match with Williams. In the third leg of the first set, he started with 2 maximums to be on the 9 darter, he scored a total of 60 in his third visit to leave 81.
With 81 left he went 19, treble 9 single 9 to leave 26 after he miscounted. The ref saw it, he even called out the score of 55 to be taken from the score of 81 he called before Waites threw
The viewers saw it, the score on the scoreboard reflected it.
At this point Williams who had 139 left  hit treble 20, treble 13 to leave tops, but he too miscounted as he went for double 16 which he missed.
Comms acknowledge that both Waites and Williams miscounted.
Waites then returned for 26 which he knew he had left, the scoreboard showed he had left., and suddenly the ref decides to call 36 left, which Waites knew was wrong and said nothing.
Checkout the cheating bastard here at 3.29.10. I am glad he wont be at the Grand Slam

The cheating cunt Waites then had the nerve to have a go at that begging bastard Parletti who Waites claimed was stepping over the oche.
The ref was utterly clueless, Parletti acted like a wimp and the comms were morons.

The self groping attention whore, obese farmer Scott Mitchell in his match against Bells Palsy had me laughing when the old woman in the audience shouted out and could be heard quite clearly since the crowd was so bare and quiet. She shouted "Cmon Scott" to which the attention whore farmer replied quiet clearly " I am trying my tits off mate". see video at 5.14.32

Another comedy moment was little Richard telling the crowd they "are too quiet" ...I shit thee not.
He followed that up with "ye can talk when the players are throwing".....fucking morgue it was.

On the topic of a PDC jobber winning the Masters, the other good part is that this is the second year running the second biggest prize in the BDO has gone to a PDC jobber who is using it to cover himself doing the PDC tour.
I bet the poisonous little groping Warty Montgomery will be seething over that. We all know how that hypocrite cunt does not like PDC players taking BDO coin, even though he himself had no problem taking the PDC coin when he came begging in the Grand Slam of Darts.

A mention for that choking cunt Krusty. I never expected him to beat the hunchbacked goblin MVG but if ever there was a chance for him to take advantage it was the final last Saturday. Despite one of the worst performaces by MVG in a long long time, Krusty stiull shat his load.
Listening to that thick cunt Mardle making excuses was cringey, saying Wright was playing bad because MVG playing so poorly put him off.