I was wondering today what the great Bob Anderson must be thinking after the events leading up to and including this complete clusterfuck of a "Masters". Bob the only man to ever win 3 Master titles, when they actually meant something before they started seeding players.
To see it now is absolutely hilarious from my point of view.
As mentioned in the previous weeks,no sign of these sponsors the lying cunt Jacklin promised to bring in. There was no television coverage. The chubby ex waiter and chairman of the BDO spent his time still avoiding the questions of the so called fans only popping up on social media to promote the Turkish Open.
So how did the liar promote this " Major" ? He oversaw the release of the promotional poster for the 45th Masters.
Take a look at this eyesore
How vain is this cunt that he would put himself on the poster. Did he seriously think his ugly mug and some winmau director on a poster would sell tickets ? How did that work out ? He must have thought there was no need for milkmen now.
Then there was the masters program. Look at the MC's name.
Or what the players won....seemingly Scabies Limb Mark McGeeney won the runners up at Bobs hotel.
It says Scabies arm won the masters, except he never did.
Winmau was just as inept with their website when they posted this
The promotion for this event was non existent.
No new sponsors
No TV
and as was witnessed, no crowd. What turned up could have arrived in a minibus. Where are all these"bdo fanatics" ?
Then there was the action, the dozen fans in attendance got to witness Gary Jobson win a match with an average that just crept over the 80 mark.
Wesley Harms got beaten by a player called Mordica who had a 75 average. Mordica who looked like a pensioner a tribute to the bdo conveyor belt.Any player with a backbone , a set of balls or any pride is out the gap and on his way to try Q-school.
The self groping farmer Scott mitcheel kept pausing on commentary when he was discussing "lakeshite". A number of times he used the term "world pro" instead of saying Lakeshite, even claiming that the Pole Kcuik was "world pro bound".
The Turkish open was even promoted on the comms today. The liar that runs the BDO is pushing an event he stands to profit from while ignoring the questions on the "world pro", if that does not tell even the most blinkered moronic fan what he is like nothing will.
Some of the highlights of the week were the World Pro qualifier. Players like the Pole qualifying for an event no one knows if its even happening. and if it is where its happening and how much the prize money is, and if its on tv.
My favorite highlight of the week was hearing that Martin prostate hole Adams lost in the qualifiers. He was barely gone before some mentally retarded simpleton on twitter was calling for the bearded prick to be given a wildcard.
Martin Adams spent over a decade just trying to qualify for lakeshite prior to the split, and only managed to qualify because of the split. Some coincidence that.
He won nothing at lakeshite for another 12 year as he was too busy being Barneys bitch, and in yet another amazing coincidence as soon as Barney and others left for the PDC the bearded cunt won a lakeshite.His first Lakeshite came almost quarter of a century after he first tried to qualify.
One bdo fan claimed Adams won Lakeshite at such an old age because he has "matured".
One player who did qualify for Lakeshite if it happens was Andy Hamilton, the guy who could not win a game in the PDC.
He turned up on the bdo tour and despite missing around 5 months of the year and its qualifying events but still managed to qualify for Lakeshite over players like Adams, Hankey, Waltom, Fordham etc...tells you how shit the standard is in the BDO. Still I am sure someone can claim Andy Hamilton has "matured" like prostate hole did.
I saw on twiter one fan claiming Adams did not qualify because the field was so strong, yet a pdc jobber in Hamilton qualifies.
Check out this pic of the crowd during the Daniel Day match...he was one of the seeds that went out with a 75 average,
The one player who did play well today was the carpenter Scott Waites, although I did laugh when comms said it was the highest televised average in the master under its current format.
Except it wasn't since it was NOT ON FUCKING TELEVISION...it was on a stream.
I would be typing for the week if I were to mention every mistake made, from the BDO posting the wrong line up of players, spelling mistake, and numerous other cock ups. I have not mentioned.
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Now for the proper darts of the PDC.
In a normal week the collapse by Mincer Sulovic from 3-0 up in sets would have been worthy of a Knob of the Week award, but such is the competition from the bdo that the PDC and its players cant get a look in.I even mentioned it on a forum at 3-0 down that Krusty the clown was going to win.
At least Mincer got into a lead, unlike that useless cunt James Wade who was atrocious. Last weekend he lost his spot in the top 10 and I cannot ever see him getting back, his days are well and truly over as a comp winner, and have been for a while.
Even fatpot who is further down the rankings at least appears to give a shit. Wade along with that miserable dutch cunt Barney are done and if I never saw them in the latter stages of an event again it would be too soon.
It was not like Wade had one bad game, in the 2 floor champs last weekend he lost on friday in the first round and on Saturday in the second round. His attitude stinks. Same can be said for Joe Cullen.
In his match, Cullen was on a finish, Ron the Bomb hit a 171, Joe shit himself and lost the leg and completely gave up.
A mention for the biggest cunt of the week at the Grand Prix in Gurney. Here is a prick who loves to act like he is always the victim.
Last year in this event he got in the face of Shitlock and shoulder barged him, this year he got in the face of Meulenkamp.
Then has an issue with Gary Anderson who came across like a sulking cunt. Its no coincidence the pot bellied unionist cunt is even despised by the Irish fans.
Then the Irish fans booed Vermin Price as well....sensible fans.
Normally the thought of the hunchbacked goblin MVG winning a major in the PDC sickens me, but with Ando having the UK Open, CLoD and the Matchplay and Cross with World title, I dont mind him winning his first proper ranking major of the year, as I cannot see the John Wayne Gacy impersonator turning him over.
