Friday, January 1, 2016
A pathetic performance from Wade in his quarter final.
OK he was playing the World champion who played brilliantly and Wade was the underdog, but ffs, his effort was abysmal, his throw was all over the shop, and he acted like like he did not hive a fuck.
His scoring was non existent .
He has a simple route to the quarter finals, having faced John Michael, a Greek body double of Adrian Lewis but without the ability, then Wes Newton, the black hole of entertainment, followed by a piss poor match against the telescope inspector Jamie Caven.
Bi-polar bollocks should have been raring to get stuck into the cheating cunt Ando, and instead we got doing more choking than Tennesse Williams, Attila the Hun and Jimi Hendrix combined.
Retard bdo fans might have to google the last bit.
As for the World Championships, some simple facts
Chissy - Zero majors in his career- could not get over the line -
Simon Shitlock - Zero Majors in his career
Norris - Zero Majors in his career - could not get over the line - beaten by a player who has won a major
Smith - Zero Majors in his career - could not get over the line - beaten by a player who has won a major
Wright - Zero Majors in his career - could not get over the line - beaten by a player who has won a major.
No coincidence all 4 semi finalists have all won a Major.
Anyhow Comedy Week starts tomorrow, with the yearly January Jobber Jamboree, from Bob Potters Emporium of Piss.
The shithole that charges 3 quid for a burger, 3 quid for chips, but 8 quid for a chips and burger meal, what exactly you get for the extra 2 quid besides salmonella is a complete fucking mystery.