Well done Sue on your selection process for the BDO qualifiers for your annual hammering in the Grand Slam of Darts.
Okay the BDO was never gonna cause a major miracle and go far, but at least organize a process where you send your highest ranked players to a comp that they do worse in every year.
The showing by the BDO again this year was abysmal, worse than even last year, which when you consider the PDC had Keegan Brown, Steve West Robbie Green and a load of other shit, this was a chance for them to at least pick up a few wins against the minor players.
Andy Fordham , despite being a visible disgusting cunt was typical of the BDO, a genetic throwback from the 90s which the BDO has never left.
An obese mountain of shit who we were told everyone loves and should respect.
Respect that fat barrel of monkey spunk ? How can you respect someone who does not even respect himself, destroyed his own health by self infliction, got a second chance and fot thin and ballooned up again, fuck him, hope I never see him on tv again.
Mark Oostenhuis and Michael van der Horst were abysmal, but they were expected to suck and they did not let us down, but the real issue is why the BDO allowed this qualifier to go ahead in the first place, did they thimk beavis lookalike Wesley Harms and Jeffrey Giraffe would come through that qualifier.
Larry butler did ok, in that no one really expected much from him, even if he did manage to win a game against Andy Boulton, but totally out of his depth
Spineless Adams did very well in his first game against White, who had a shit comp, but Spineless was lucky to beat an inconsistent Klaasen , and got a win against PDC super jobber Steve Beaton.
At least Spineless got out of the group, although that was as far as he got, and he was the most successful player for the BDO.
Martin Phillips was appalling, we were told this guy could play, being a BDO Major winner, possibly the worst performer of the lot, as the 2 Euro jobbers were expected to be shit.
Scott Mitchell did well, had a tough group and can hold his head up, but he was never in the class of the PDC players, even if he is a Mickey Mouse World Champion
Geert de Vos, the BDO's version of Klaasen did great in one match, but he was shit in the other 2 that mattered.
8 players from the BDO and just one maged to get out of the groups.
These were groups where 2 players could qualify so no excuses
In fact bar Scott Waites on his own, the BDO have provided fuckall to the GSoD in the history of the event, and each year the performances of what the bdo fans call "Team BDO" get worse.
The BDO had just 3 ton plus averages, the PDC so far has 26
What the BDO fans seem to be avoiding is that they hit as many sub 80 averages as ton averages
They lost the head to head with the PDC players, yet again.
Now that the BDO players are gone and battered , the usual excuses will come to the fore, how their so called best player was not there.
Well its not like he was not given the chance, if he cannot get past Larry Butler , then that is Durrants fault
We are now at the stage to avoid further embarrassment , the BDO need to sort out a system that they can put their so called best players in, though what the actual fuck Durrant a natural born choker, and the likes of Jeffrey Giraffe will do is another thing.
Still it was lovely to see Spineless on the PDC stage willing to take the PDC coin after all the years he said he would never play PDC, his principles firmly fucked out the window.
Uncle Barry is like Santa to these beggars, he won't adopt the Olly Croft approach of saying he dont owe the players a living.
Speaking of Olly Croft its his birthday Tuesday if he is still alive by then, so the PDC winning the Grand Slam of Darts yet again should hopefully spoil his birthday if he is still in control of his mind come the 17th.
Who knows maybe Barry Hearn knew the BDO was worse than ever and allowed all this to happen, and let Sue Williams and her pathetic board form their own way of providing players, knowing full well they were gonna shame themselves.
Well it worked, any darts fan who watches both codes will be thoroughly convinced nowof the gulf in class in the codes and how it widens each year.
A comment I read on a forum summed it all up
The PDC inviting these BDO jobbers into the GSoD is like the champions League giving a wildcard to Accrington Stanley.
