Friday, December 6, 2013

Justin Credible.....thats right I am awarding it to myself, afterall I must be some Knob for sitting through what has been one of the worst nights of televised darts I have ever witnessed in over 3 decades of watching darts.
The standard for the majority has been atrocious, it started ok, but got worse each leg during the Noppert -Fitton game.At least the hobo looking hypocrite cunt got beaten.
Next up was Anastasia and a "woman" that looked like Dennis Smith, as expected it was shit.
Spineless came next in a match against the Yank Widmayer, who threw like a released mental patient, and Spineless with an 83 average was more than enough to see him off.
Wilson and Hofstra was a decent game and they did themselves proud.
2 dutch youths were up next so went a took a dump, which was apt considering upon my return I saw the averages were in the 50s..
I read on TDF that one of them actually managed to hit the treble twenty, problem was he was aiming for tops.
To use the Chris Mason term, the nest game was car crash tv. Scott Waites came out to Scott Mitchells music...seriously this is no joke, he was like a moron wandering around in the dark in the centre of the room, and then proceeded to threw a heap of shit averaging 79.Oddly enough it was not enough to win his game, still, Waites losing like this always makes me smile.
Another atrocious jobber youth game followed,and then Meeuwisse against Montgomery. which saw more utter shit performances, but enough for Warty's 83 average to get him the win.
Next up was the asswipe Gary Robson whose hammered a youth player averaging in the 60s, it made the 81 average of Robson seem almost good.
I could not bring myself to watch the lesbian cunt who has a face like a turtle licking piss of a nettle, but suspect that was utter shit too.
So now the Martin Atkins and  Remco van Eiden game is on and I am beyond the point of caring any more for this joke of a comp.
To think some deluded people actually think this is a major, and then they wonder why people think darts is full of retards,
with the prospect of the greatest jobber of all time with the invisible dog up next is it any wonder nobody gives a shit about this joke of an organisation,