Saturday, April 18, 2026

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

It was a busy week for me and saw none of the players championships, and only saw the action from the Modus champions week in the late evening, and sooner eat my own shit than stay in on Thursday night to watch the boring glorified exbo, so the first live darts i saw was Friday evenings euro tour. Nobody should ever be subject to Barney and gurney on the same night, holy fuck 2 of the most miserable cunts you can ever see. They would actually depress you looking at their sour miserable heads. Gurney was 5- down and should have lost 6-1 but some Nordic clogger shat him self missing countless match darts, and the cunt gurney got back to 5-5 and still fucked it, and finished with a 77 average. Then there was Barney, what a miserable cunt he is, then he is Dutch.

Has there ever been a nation of such deluded miserable cunts? This week another miserable dutch cunt Vincent van der Voort defend the crossing man who has been systematically robbing the Women's game, cos wait for it...the thieving crossing dresser is dutch. In an interview even had the audacity to claim Deta Hedman a real biological women should have faced sanctions for refusing to play a Man in a Women's event. A Dutch cunt could rape a child and Dutch people would defend him if he was Dutch.  I am sick of Dutch cunts throwing logic, reason and the minimum of common sense out the window over their xenophobic love of all things Dutch, chicken shit cunts rolled over quick when the Nazis crossed the border.

The lanky prick  is a fucking moron, and claimed the crossing thief has his income disappearing , the income he stole as a Man from the Women's game, the cheek of that prick.

 

Keeping on the topic of Dutch cunts, I am sick to the teeth of Dutch people defending Wessel the cheating match fixing prick, sick of this excuse how he paid for what he did. If someone commits a crime, be it rape, murder, or whatever, doing their time does not absolve them of what they are, That match fixing prick is , and will always be a cheat, that is the person he is, the type of bad character he is, and as good as he might be currently on the oche, as players get on a run and fall away eventually, he will always be a cheat.

 

Elsewhere I had to laugh at modus hyping Nathan Potter all week only for him to finish bottom of his group, then hype him again for group c and he failed to get out of the group and qualify for Saturday nights finals. As for the group A winner, a shame Derek Coulson missed out narrowly at Q-school, a player I like solid as fuck and in his 50s reaching his prime, one of the most consistent players I have seen in Modus, and doing well on the challenge tour also, and his decision to skip the pro tours during the week look a wise decision if he wins Saturday nights final and pockets 25k