KNOB OF THE WEEK
This week it goes to the players who love being sick, injured, mentally unwell,
Maybe I am old school, but when I was younger and even still today, I never spoke about health problems to strangers or sometimes ever friends, let alone cry for attention on the internet, It seems today every cunt wears their weakness like some badge of honor, as if they love being defective in some way. We have Bunting crying like a bitch, Wade going on non stop bout his bi -polar, Bellyboy crying about injuries, Kist moaning about arthritis , Rob Cross bleating on how he is going to counselling , which he has no problem paying for but wont pay tax, Merv King the same, who has suffered from everything except Ovarian cancer and Dutch elm's disease. Noppert this week spoke about his ADHD, Chizzy prattling about his diet, its like modern players all want to be pathetic whiny cunts.Madars Razma crying cos he did not like the handshake he got after the game. What a soft cunt. I remember back in 84, after a game Jocky told Lazerenko to fuck off, when offered the handshake and Lazrenko gave Jocky the finger, next tournament all buddies again. Imagine that today, imagine the crying, the DRA Nazi Party raping the players of coin, and people on the internet getting offended on someones behalf., usually the same beta males who thing a cross dressing sicko in a dress can be a woman.
For once I like to see a player when asked how is their health or mindset say "none of your fucking business" . Its like they cannot wait to show how damaged they are in some way, have they any self respect or pride?. I get we can all make up an excuse and pull a sick day from work, but imagine being around someone constantly going on about their problems, at work or in the pub you would not be long telling them to fuck off,
I remember bobby George playing with a broken back, piss heads like Jocky just went up and played and smoked, and just got on with shit, you never saw them whine like little shits over injuries. Will you see comms call them out for this ? Of course not, too busy rimming the cunts, telling us a game dominated by fat cunts and piss heads, and drug users who are morbidly obese, are athletes in a sport.
WORLD MASTERS
With only 8 spots available after the group and prelim stages , it was inevitable a slew of bigger names would go out, and out went Babs van den Bergh, Bellyboy, and Krusty Wright, but hardly surprising the form those 3 are in. Cullen went out averaging almost a ton, Brooks went out averaging over 109, I knew Barney was skipping the event and presume Fattimena did the same. As for the main event , Heta averaged 86 and beat MvG who looks sick, the stress of hi form dipping, and his wife who left him recently already knocked up by another guy, obviously weighing heavy on him, but maybe he might shut the fuck up with his bullshit how "people fear me", cos they don't anymore, Chinese looking De Decker missed a match dart to beat the obese waddling Littler. Emma Patton this week actually called the squat obese cunt who vapes, gets up at the crack of noon and rams kebabs down his gullet an athlete....let that sink in.
Ando had another moan this week about some so called darts influencer, I suspect he is on about either David Schliting or what ever the prick is called, or that xenophobic racist prick Jetze. Whilst both of them are pricks, they are entitled to their opinions, am sick of insecure pricks like Ando who thinks you have to be good at darts to comment on it.I don't have a McLaren in the driveway, don't mean I cannot have an opinion on formula 1, never made a Hollwood movie , but I can comment on a movie. Its like Ando wants the fans to pay money, and just shut up and watch and not have an opinion. Sad thing is he is not alone, take that visually repulsive scouse sack of shit Bunting, claim to be the peoples champion, then face backlash, then lie and say he never said it, then mock internet fans, then boast about the number of internet fans he has, soft insecure stupid cunt, but Bunting being a scouser means he was born with a victim mentality complex.
Will give the darts a watch on Saturday, but fuck Sunday, rather be in the pub for the bank holiday weekend. One thing I notice was the new scoreboard on the screen. It has the names, the flags, a red circle that represents percentage of points, its clever, but I hate it , I might be old or just a traditionalist but I prefer the old basic one, less convoluted. A Clayton or an Ando win in this comp, although highly unlikely would see them overtake MvG in the rankings. I enjoyed seeing that cheating cunt Nijman go out, will never tire of seeing that prick lose.
The Premier League starts next Thursday and ave zero interest, but thankfully the Players championships start Wednesday week, and with McGuirk and Van Schie making promising starts with qualifying for the masters, it will be interesting to see how the new tour card holders do, and what elite players skip events, so should be far more interesting that the monotonous drivel that is the glorified invitational non ranking exbo for friends of Twat Porter.
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