Saturday, November 15, 2025

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

It was initially a toss up between Wade and Bunting who both were defending a semi final spot and 50k and both went out first round. Wade completely blew it again Belmont just like Bunting did against Toylo, but in the end what swung it was Bunting lost all 3 of his games and was the higher ranked player.The only thing in his favor was those chasing him for the automatic PL spot was Wade and Clayton being equally as shit. Van Veen could have made a lot of ground but he too failed to get out of the group.
GRAND SLAM
SATURDAY
Bunting blew it against Toylo, Wade blew it against Belmont, Clayton got walloped by Camtree who looks like a homosexual from the 1920s with that tache, Price lost to Evans, Rock lost to the match fixer and Ando lost to Springer, plenty of upsets. I don't like Bellyboy but glad he won as comms rimming Aspinall is unbearable, I don't like MvG and I don't have a problem with Greaves but had she won, again comms would have been unbearable.
SUNDAY
When Bunting, Clayton and Wade lost their second game it meant the then world number 4,5 & 6 were out. Humphries made the headlines hitting a 9 darter to win against bellyboy.
MONDAY
Between dead rubbers and players out regardless there was less worthy matches, but it did see cabbage Heta get sent packing. Humphries needing just a leg to qualify started with a 10 darter against Asp who was fucked and out he went.
TUESDAY
Odd isn't when a German crowd boos a fat Brit like Littler comms do not like it, when a Brit crowd boos a German playing a fat Brit suddenly its comical. Imagine that, weird how that works. But comms rimming Greaves, crowds booing her opponents etc will only get her so far before the reality and fact kicks in that she is not elite. She is a very good player, possibly the best female player ever, but not elite level enough to compete at the very top and there is no shame in that.
WEDNESDAY
Evans and Woodlouse had a decent ending, and outside a comedic and appalling last leg between Bellyboy and Dobey it was a boring night of darts, so bad I turned off the audio and listened to some podcasts in the background. 
THURSDAY
I enjoyed the all German clash even if it was standard fare. and it might save Wenig's tourcard. Josh Cock bores me. and when Littler went 5-0 up on the match fixing cunt I was hoping for a 10-0. It was not to be but at least the cheat was gone. Comms tried hype Huchback the rubber lipped mongo and to be fair he got further than I expected before Noppert sent him out. More on that in a bit.
FRIDAY
As Friday night sessions for a tv event, this was abysmal. 2 matches which were not only highly predictable but repeat of matches we already saw in this competition earlier in the week due to the retarded way of the top 2 in a group being able to meet again if they both win a last 16 match. Mardle and company tried to big up the 9 dart attempt and I am sick of these cunts hyping a 9 darter or attempt at one. I rather have a decent game than a great leg.

OVERVIEW

Every year its the same argument, the stupid draw, every year in the slam its the same stupid qualifier, every year its the same stupid selection process, where winners of floor comps in fields of 128 can miss the Slam, and players winning jut 3 games in a depleted qualifier can get in the slam and then wonder why I and so many other fail to see this tv event as a Major. It was never one of the 4 big proper and established majors, and simply making it ranking event wont alter that. The qualifying criteria alone, the stupid draw placement etc all contribute to this.


MVG
Remember when MvG won the non ranking, invitational glorified exbo event that is the World Series back in September and comms told us MvG is back ? I told ye before then, and told ye then when it comes to a ranking event on TV he will bomb, and I was right yet again. So much so I even screencapped this tweet, one of many tweets by people rimming the fat cunt who bought the bullshit comms spewed them.

Since MvG won that non ranking, invitational, glorified exbo event in September and comms declared he was back, MvG has
played in the following,
ET#12 Hungarian Darts Trophy- lost 3rd round to Noppert.
ET#13 Swiss Darts Trophy - Withdrew
Players Champs #28 - Lost in the last 32 to Smudger
Players Champs #29 - Raped 6-0 in the last 16 by Smudger
Players Champs #30 - Upset by the raping the previous day he sulked more and withdrew
World Grand Prix - Lost 2-0 in sets in the opening round to dirk averaging in the 80s
Players Champs #31 - Lost in the last 128 to Dom Taylor
Players Champs #32 - Withdrew, went home in a sulk
ET#14 German Darts Championship - Withdrew ...still sulking
European championships - Lost in the semi final to Van Veen averaging 93
Players Champs #33 - Withdrew since he could not now make the finals
Players Champs #34 - "see above"
Grand Slam of Darts - Lost 2nd round to any Noppert
Players Championships Finals - Has not qualified.

Are those the results of a player who is back? Comms told simpletons he was back and fools actually drank the PDC kool-aid. To think, there are morons out there who have publicly declared that MvG was better than Taylor. Let that resonate for a moment, these people are allowed vote, and drive on the road, and even more frightening is they are allowed breed and spawn the next generation of imbeciles. The same type of abortion survivors with flashbacks of coat hangers who probably believe Headshaker won 5 world titles, or a giggling bearded parasite howling like a dementia ridden fossil won 3. Some people will believe anything. Remember all the defective bdo mushrooms from years ago ? They are now among the PDC fans.

HUMPHRIES
He announced tonight seemingly that he might skip all next years players champs, take the 34 days off, along with the weekend of the PC finals. I can fully understand this, he expects to loses his #1 spot so will concentrate on the tv events to reclaim said spot. In fact i can see Littler doing similar, MvG not so much if he wants to get back anywhere to where he was, but it looks those days at the top are long gone for him.