KNOB OF THE WEEK
Barring a 3 month period, for well over a decade and a half Bellyboy was choking cunt. I do not know if it was partially because of the rimming comms would give him or if he was always a petulant cunt with delusions of grandeur, but he became one of the most entitled cunts I ever had the misfortune to view. His sense of entitlement is off the scale.
This week in another one of his petulant sulks because he failed the World Series qualifier this fat prick with zero awareness had the ignorant audacity to say he half expected an automatic invite. The ego of this cunt. the same Bellyboy who previously claimed both Luke's failed in the World Cup because of their egos. You could not make this shit up.
The PDC gave out 4 invites, Wade who made the final of the 2 biggest majors of the year so far, Chizzy, Smudger and Noppert. Which of those 4 did Bellyboy think he should have been ahead of ? All 4 are ranked higher, done better this year and all made the Matchplay something the obese entitled Bellyboy could not do. If the PDC were to increase the number of invites, I would have many others ahead of Bellyboy, players like Schindler who is the #1 on the pro tour at the time. Bellyboy is not even in the World Grand Prix as it stands and here he is thinking he deserves some preferential treatment, what a knob.
Still a good run this weekend in the Euro Tour could have helped that, but he and his 87 lost to super mario and out he went and should fall further behind in the GP qualification list.
PC #24
No Humphries, Price, Dobey, Ando or Rock entered.
Last 128: Out went the seeds of Van Veen, Noppert, Gurney, Cullen,Pikachu, Zonneveld and Doets. Babs no longer a seed went out too. Highest average of the round went to De Decker with a 108 over Plaiser.
Last 64: Out went Heta, The Match Fixer, De Decker,Menzies, Searle, Wright, Gilding, Magpie and Barney who went out to Greaves. Highest average of the round was 106.28 by Chizzy.
Last 32: Seeds to go out were Schindler, Clayton, Wade, who missed 6 match darts, Chizzy,Joyce, Wattimena, Woodhouse and Ratajski, with Littler beating Greaves. Highest average went to Cross with 107.18
Last 16: Cross then beat Littler, and out went MvG and Bellyboy. The highest average was Scott Williams with a 105.46.
Last 8: There was only 4 seeds left in Cross, Smudger, Bunting and Dirk, as Cross lost to Bunting, Smudger beat Evil charlie, De Graaf beat Soutar and Dirk lost to williams. Cross despite losing had the highest average of 102.
Semis: De Graaf mauled Williams 7-1 and Bunting beat Smudger.
Final :Bunting led 4-1 and the obese scouse cunt must have spotted a salad as De Graaf took advantage and won 8-7. Bunting has now lost 7 out of 8 PC finals since 2024, D Graaf became the 4th consecutive first time winner.
The main movers were Price dropping 2 spots to #8, De Graaf jumping 7 places to #52 and Sedlacek moving up 4 to #76.
PC #25
Last 128: Seeds out early were Wade, Heta, Smudger, Wright, De Decker, Gilding, Bellyboy, Wattimena, Doets, Zonneveld, Pikachu, and Woodhouse. the previous day's winner De Graaf went out. Cullen had the highest average of the round with a 106.42 .
Last 64: Out went MvG, Searle, Joyce, Barney and Cullen. Highest average of the round was bunting with an 111.66.
Last 32: It was goodbye to Chizzy, Noppert, Dirk, Ratajski and Edhouse and the highest average of the round going to Clayton with a 110.80.
Last 16: Out went Cross, Menzies and gurney with Willie O'Connor hitting the highest average of 109.61 leaving 6 seeds in the last 8.
Last 8: All 4 winners averaged over 104, incredible standard. Bunting 105.67, Magpie 104.28, Schindler 104.86 and Clayton 106.64. I was delighted to see the match fixer go out. The 3 other losers were Van ven, Soutar and Sedlacek.
Semis: Clayton beat Schindler in a last leg decider, and Bunting reached another final beating Magpie in a last leg decider.
Final: Clayton averaged in the 80s for the majority of this match, and even missed darts to break for 7-7 before the scouse salad dodger fell over the line. Had claytn even played his B-ame Buning would have lost another final, but he survived. The run to the final, and with the absence of Price, clayton was now up to 6th, with Price down to 8th.
As for Hunchback MvG, who is chasing a spot in the Players Championships finals made enough money to move up to 99th place..that is not a typo.Even Darius a non tour card holder is 30 odd places higher. Currently players of note outside the top 64 include Aspinall (75th)and Babs (105th) and the player currently in 64th spot is Luke Humphries.
WORLD SERIES FINALS QUALIFIER
To further prove my point on how worthless this event is, Schindler, Joyce and Searle could not be bothered staying another day to enter this non ranking event. In fact my interest in this was not to see who qualified, but which other seeds would not qualify, and sure enough out went Van Veen, Bellyboy, Gilding, Gurney, Babs meaning the qualifiers would be prime grade A fodders in Marshmallow Clemens, Homeless looking Menzies, Woodlouse a player so dull he made Wes Newton seem charismatic, A Match fixer, Cor Dekker and Joe Cullen who cannot win games in proper ranking events.
ET QUALIFIER
The Belgian qualifier took place Thursday with the favourite being Babs van den Bergh and he went out to Ronny Huybrechts. who himself failed to qualify. However Babs and Ronny's brothers did qualify in Xanti and Kim, along with Super Mario and Schweyen.
PDC EURO TOUR
For the 14th time in his PDC career Price pulled out of the event after being scheduled to play, and currently now drops to world #9. Kist winning meant he has the record for th longest gap between wins on the euro tour of over 7 years. Evil Charlie dumping out the Match fixer was glorious, Bellyboy going out was lovely also. I won't miss Lukeman Pikachu or Menzies either.
MODUS MATCH FIXING SERIES
I watched a lot of this weeks international pairs and enjoyed it.Of course the hype was all about player coming out of retirement playing in group on Thursday, and comms rimmed the hole of Lewis except he was not the only player that came out of retirement that was in a team on Thursday as Dawson Murschell was another, and the funniest part was Ireland were the rank outsiders in group B and qualified with a game to spare unlike England who despite being a ridiculous price in the bookies had to depend on results to get through and missed out. You could almost sense the resentment from comms. England in a group of 5 where 3 qualify failed to qualify, priceless. I like Beaton and Lewis but love seeing the bookies fuck up, and comms made to look like the fucking gimps they are.
